Chapter 94: Causing trouble

This can make Uncle Xu unhappy for several days, after all, there is a comparison, I am thin, he is born as strong as an ox, everywhere he goes is a landscape, as long as he comes out to block people's eyes, I want to move away, but also to see him first.

Xiao Shan Ginseng Jing always makes him angry, and always calls him a fat woman.

Uncle Xu is so angry, but now that the little mountain ginseng essence has come out of my purse, it is like a fish in water, and when he touches the land, his mana has returned to before, and he always teases Uncle Xu from time to time, putting a mouse on him, or putting a cockroach, but he is really frightened, I am shocked to see it here, after all, I don't know where he got these things from.

However, this little sound is naturally easy to hear, after all, it grows in the soil, and these things are always played in the soil, so that those things can come as long as he beckons, so that our house is restless.

And the people are even more frightened, at first their voice, that voice, for a while, will me and Uncle Xu always scared a spirit, so the dishes and chopsticks in our house often have to be replaced with new ones, after all, they always have to have an intimate kiss with the earth, this chopsticks are OK, it can't be broken, but this bowl and that spoon always have to buy a lot, in case of emergency.

So that later, I thought it was a mistake to release the small mountain ginseng sutra out of my purse, originally I was holding the red thread in my hand to prevent him from running too far, but this little guy was really a clever ghost One day she secretly ran to the courtyard, ran to the chicken coop in front of the fiery Luhua chicken, to get the Luhua chicken's bugs, this Luhua chicken is a majestic big rooster, on weekdays behind a group of little hens, that is not majestic, it is simply a chicken winner.

So, this Luhua chicken has really become a soup chicken, watching the little mountain ginseng essence take the insects from in front of him again and again, the Luhua chicken is angry, and screams, until it pecks at the small mountain ginseng essence with its mouth, but the small mountain ginseng essence dodges left and right, and it is very dexterous to avoid its attack.

It's not good to give this Luhua chicken, but there is no way at all, screaming all day long, so the normal rooster crows, this special Luhua chicken cries all day long, and the neighbors are very curious, saying that they want to see our very special Luhua chicken.

However, the real reason is actually that the little mountain ginseng essence, he tossed so much, I don't know when the Luhua chicken will go crazy again, so we take the chirping of the Luhua chicken every day as nothing, should sleep or sleep, so that the time of the people in the house is extremely irregular.

I thought that this little ginseng essence was just naughty, but I didn't expect this to be his treacherous, don't look at him who doesn't understand people, but he is an extremely shrewd little ginseng essence, he is such a day and day torture Luhua, the chicken is also tormenting us day by day, just when we are lax, but also when the Luhua chicken is angry, all of a sudden the red rope on his feet pecked down.

Since then, the Luhua chicken has been liberated, and finally there is no need to be entangled by this little mountain ginseng essence, the chirping is finally regular, the spirit is no longer in a trance, the prestige of the past is back, the little hens are following it again, and the small mountain ginseng essence is also liberated, and finally I don't have to be held by me all the time, and I have no way to catch him back.

After all, now that Uncle Xu's mana is gone, it is impossible for me to pull out the sword spirit because of these things, and if I create some more lives, I can't afford it, so the little mountain ginseng has been liberated and has begun to release his nature.

At this time, he was no longer satisfied with just jumping around in the house, no longer satisfied with scaring Uncle Xu, but pursuing a higher level, but ran to the market.

He can be regarded as extremely attractive, after all, he wears a red belly pocket in the middle of his white body, if he wants not to be eye-catching, it is also a little rare, but, after all, he is short, and it is inevitable that he will not be stepped on in this street market.

But this little mountain ginseng essence is also extremely naughty, how can he be willing to be stepped on by others? So, he took the stone and hit the man's leg, and the man fell to the ground, and he clapped his hands and laughed.

I told him about this countless times, but this little mountain ginseng finally escaped my clutches, and ignored my words, and not only that, but he only put a few earthworms into my meal, so frightened that I broke the bowl again, and he clapped his hands on the side, and was so happy that he couldn't stand upright.

Since I can't control me, I can only let him go, otherwise I don't know how he will torture me, but this capital is already in an uproar, and everyone is angry and funny by this little mountain spirit.

Everyone knows that he doesn't steal or rob, he doesn't have a bad heart, and sometimes he helps the old man pick up some things, or helps the poor people buy them a meal, or takes a steamed bun, which is also extremely well-behaved, but when he is angry, he is really angry, just walking the road, but he suddenly fell, and at this time I don't know if it was made by Xiaoshan ginseng, but because of his past behavior, this matter is attributed to him.

Some people fell unintentionally, or were knocked down by stones, and when they were a little embarrassed, they got up and patted the dirt on their bodies, and smiled at the people around them: "This is a small mountain ginseng spirit, deliberately joking with me." ”

Everyone laughed, and it was over.

But if you play too much, you will always cause some trouble, and this is not a small mountain ginseng because of a joke, which ended up provoking a rich man in the city to be furious.

The story of the matter has to start from the first two days, this little mountain ginseng essence ran to the street to play, and now tripping people, it is no longer his fun, after all, there are many times, so I don't think it's funny, although now everyone in the city has attributed this fall to the little mountain ginseng essence, but he does not do these things now, so most of them are just nothing.

Now what Xiao Shan Ginseng Jing has to do is to find a new fun, so he got into this trouble.

He was bored on the street, because of his small body, others didn't pay attention to him, but Xiaoshan Ginseng Jing noticed the front, just because the front was beating gongs and drums, and it was difficult not to pay attention.

He stopped and looked ahead, but he was so short that he could only see a person's feet, and he was not in a hurry, and ran out for hundreds of meters to see what was ahead.

No wonder the front is so lively, there is actually a bride to come, not to mention how big the sedan chair is, it is a sedan chair carried by sixteen people, if you want to see the real eight sedan chairs on weekdays, it is also a rare thing, usually people are just four people to carry the sedan chair, and these sixteen people carry the sedan chair, that is enough to show that the family is powerful.

The sedan chair carried by the sixteen people is to fill the whole street, it is really not magnificent, the little mountain ginseng is naughty, I want to go in to see what the bride looks like, and can marry into such a rich family.

He took a small foot and ran over one by one, and jumped into the sedan chair while no one was paying attention, only to hear a "plop" sound, he entered the sedan chair, and the suona outside was very noisy, so no one found it.

But the bride in the sedan chair is different, the bride who is sitting in the sedan chair heard the voice, looked ahead, but saw a small person jumping in, I thought it was the little doll who threw it in, she didn't doubt it at all, reached out and picked it up, it seemed to be quite good to the touch.

I took it to my eyes, poked his body with my hand, it was really fun, this little doll was made realistically, and the meat on the stomach was really flicked one by one, but the little ginseng essence couldn't help laughing, he was poked by the bride and the body was itchy, so he laughed and kept holding the bride's hand with his hand, and said: "Don't touch me again, it's too itchy." ”

I thought it was a small doll in my hand, but I didn't expect to be able to move and speak, and the bride's eyes instantly straightened, especially the sentence ringing in her ears, "It's too itchy".

She actually fainted all of a sudden, and when the little mountain ginseng saw that the bride had fainted, she was also startled, and immediately realized that something was wrong, but she was afraid that the bride would die and cause us something, so she remembered that she had heard of artificial respiration, and she kindly went up to help.

But this naturally has no effect, the whole mountain ginseng essence is only the size of my palm, and the bride's mouth has to catch up with his head is bigger, his small mouth goes in, let alone help, it is all leaking/air, blowing here and there has no effect at all.

As a result, the little ginseng essence was so tired that he was dizzy, and the result was this scene, which was found by the person who opened the curtain, and suddenly the groom's face stiffened, because he saw the little ginseng essence kissing the bride mouth to mouth, but he didn't know that the little ginseng essence was kind.

This slap immediately fanned over, Xiaoshan saw that things were not good, and quickly got up and escaped, his dexterity naturally did not hit him, but the bride did suffer, and the groom's slap was firmly slapped on the bride's face.

Xiao Shan Ginseng Jing saw that the slap did not hit him, and turned his head to give the groom a grimace, and the groom official was even more angry, looking at Xiao Shan Ginseng Jing and scolding: "See if I don't kill you!" ”

As a result, a slap happened to hit the groom's official in the face, and the groom's official was stunned, and he looked at the slap, but saw the bride's angry face, and it was obvious that he mistook what the groom official said just now for talking to himself.

And it happened that the face was very painful, and it was a hot pain, combined with the words just now, if the bride did not misunderstand, then there would be a ghost, so a slap was slapped on the groom's face.

With this little mountain ginseng, but he got cheap, but he also knew that he had caused trouble, so he didn't dare to stay for a long time, and he was busy running out for a long time.