In the early morning of the next day, Ji Xiu stood in front of a large mirror of equal height, dressed like a flower girl.

"Do you think you look like anything now?" asked Lao Qin.

Ji Xiuyi clapped his hands and said, "Yes, you are really right, since before, I felt that this way of dressing was like a ragdoll doll that could be dressed up." ”

"Are you a soldier, and you let the maid help you dress like this every day?"

"No, only when you're in the palace. Well, this is the palace etiquette of the countries in the region. ”

Igu zooms in on Ji Xiu's face, and the skin on Ji Xiu's face looks particularly white due to her makeup. Igu asked, "What are those that Jixiu-sama painted on his face?"

"Makeup, foundation. Lao Qin explained.

"Well, yes, in layman's terms, a kind of mask, worn on the face. Ji Xiu called Igu over, then grabbed a handful of foundation and sprinkled it on Igu's face and said, "After putting on the mask, your appearance has also changed." ”

Igu ran to look in the mirror, his eyes wide open, and he looked very surprised, can the mask still be painted.

Ji Xiu exhaled and said, "It's finally done, the palace dress is like a peacock, with many decorations and patterns, but the fabric is not first-class." Lao Qin, do you want to touch it. ”

Of course, Lao Qin was not polite, he stepped forward and picked up Ji Xiu's big robe and rubbed it on his face, Lao Qin had a satisfied expression, and said with a smile: "This fabric is so good, it feels the same as my wife." It's just that the four maids next to him all looked at Lao Qin with disgust, and it took a lot of time to get the clothes, but they were used by Lao Qin as if they were used to wipe their noses, but fortunately, the maids didn't say anything to reprimand Lao Qin.

In the corridor of the Zeguo Palace, Ji Xiu walked in a very stylish way, and Igu used a camera to record the whole process of Ji Xiu's costumed salute and broadcast it live.

"My name is the literati step, which is similar to the soldier's step, and when I was first canonized as a major general, it took me half a month to learn this. ”

The camera in Lao Qin's hand kept shooting, and he pressed the camera shutter several times in a row and said, "How do I feel that we seem to be taking photos in the garden, hahaha." ”

"The palace is heavy, don't laugh and make noise!" A male guard next to him angrily pointed at Lao Qin and shouted, and Lao Qin was frightened by the sudden cheer and sat on the ground.

Ji Xiu patted the male guard on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, I heard you say loudly just now that you can't say it loudly." The male guard was a little confused for a while, and he didn't understand the meaning of Ji Xiu's tongue twister. Ji Xiu didn't pay attention to the male guard anymore, and said to Lao Qin: "Come, Lao Qin, come here, do you want me to teach you to walk the literati etiquette, now that I think about it, it's quite funny." ”

"Good. Good. Good. Lao Qin put away his camera and walked side by side with Ji Xiu.

"The focus of the salute step is to take one step at a time, with the step outward, but the center of gravity of the body remains the same, and the center of the eyebrows is pointing straight ahead to keep a straight line. Every time you take a step, you have to adjust the posture of all parts of the body once, walk like a spring breeze, the overall feeling is like a leisurely walk, and every step is a kind of confidence. ”

Such a small episode also detonated the laughter of many netizens in the online live broadcast room, and the netizens who watched Ji Xiu's live broadcast laughed from ear to ear in front of the screen, and almost all the barrages sent out were "Hahahahahaha", "Laughing at me", "It's really funny" and so on.

"Lao Qin, you didn't go right, look carefully, I walked like this. ”

"Teacher Ji Xiu, you are too tired to walk like this, I still gave up and stopped learning. ”

"Well, well, but if you don't learn to walk, why do you walk like a monkey now? ”

"Damn, I'm a toddler in Handan now, I didn't learn etiquette, I forgot how I walked before. ”

Igu laughed out loud while holding the camera, and the male guard on the other side could only follow silently with a gloomy face.

In the main hall of the Zeguo Palace, Ji Xiu walked into the hall, and the first thing he saw was the senior officials of the Zeguo, that is, the civil and military officials, while the emperor of Zeguo was sitting in the distance.

The civil and military officials are all masters, and any one of them is among the powerful, even if they are not Daoist cultivators, as long as they stand together, they will invisibly have a momentum overpowering them.

Lao Qin behaved very cautiously, retracted his previous laughter, and now behaved like a reporter attending a national meeting, and his calmness was experienced. Igu tiptoeed, and the camera lens unconsciously lowered a lot, and the camera now captured Ji Xiu's calf.

At this time, an old man came out, he opened his hands and said very casually: "Ji Xiu, wait to meet His Majesty the Emperor, at least turn off the camera, is it possible that you want to walk in a dress but don't know the etiquette?"

Ji Xiu looked back at Igu, raised the lens of the camera with one finger, looked at Igu's eyes for a while, and then said to the old man: "The whole world is happy, it is difficult for the people of Star Dou to imagine what the royal government is like, why bother to be so disappointing, isn't it good to open everyone's eyes." Besides, where the camera can't get in, I, Ji Xiu, won't go. Although I, Ji Xiu, don't believe that there is such a place. ”

"Arrogant! You think that if you kill the emperor in this country, you can run rampant all over the world......" A big man ran out next to him, but he was stopped in the middle of his words, and the person who grabbed him whispered: "This is the main hall, don't talk about this kind of taboo topic in front of the emperor." ”

"It's funny, the whole world knows that I killed the emperor, it's a fact, but now someone is holding you and not letting you say it, the camera is here, and I don't want to accept myself to come and get it. Ji Xiu played with his sleeves and looked at the big man and said, "You came and took my camera, I will never stop it, but I believe that the people of Zeguo will stop it." ”

"Ji Xiu, you!" the big man rushed out of the crowd and stepped in front of Ji Xiu in two steps.

Ji Xiu stretched out a finger, pushed the big man away, and said, "Don't get too close to me, if you want to confiscate the camera, just accept it, I have no objection." ”

"Okay! I'll take it. The big man opened his big hand in the direction of Igu, trying to snatch the camera from Igu's hand.

"Lieutenant General He Hua, don't be rude, give me back. The old man who first started talking to Ji Xiu suddenly scolded angrily.

"Prime Minister, why are you?" the big man, He Hua, stopped his hand grabbing at the camera.

Ji Xiu pushed Lieutenant General He Hua away and said, "Get out of the way, I told you, the people of Zeguo will prevent you, Lieutenant General Zeguo, from confiscating the camera, and it is not enough to only cultivate the Dao Law in normal times." ”

"Ji Xiu, I'm not joking with you, you'd better take the initiative to turn off the camera, it's good for everyone, I don't want to spoil the atmosphere before this banquet starts." Prime Minister Zeguo said.

"Che, it's really hypocritical, who is rare, saying that this banquet is held by me, as if I invited you to the banquet. ”

Ji Xiu's words almost caused a war, and the ordinary people who watched the live broadcast in the live broadcast room said that they were all frightened, and just by watching the live broadcast, they were frightened by the-for-tat confrontation above the court.

Netizens have posted barrages, saying that they are still apprehensive:

"I'm so scared that I'm going to the supermarket to stock up on water and food"

"Politicians have a good face, Ji Xiu doesn't give people steps down like this, will it lead to a local war, and then lead to a global war"

"You all think too much, how can Ji Xiu alone provoke a global war, although there is a strong smell between many countries in the world"

"A madman like Ji Xiu will destroy world peace sooner or later"

Fortunately, at this time, a voice came from the inner hall of the main hall: "Everyone take a seat!" At this time, the civil and military officials of Zeguo dispersed and took their seats, while Ji Xiu waited for everyone to take their seats and see where there were still vacant seats, and the vacant seats must be their own.

Seeing that there was a vacant seat, Ji Xiu walked over and took a seat, but this position was in the center, neither in front nor back, and Ze Guoren took great pains to bring Ji Xiu to the banquet, but arranged such a position. If you want to please Ji Xiu, of course, you can arrange the front position, and if you humiliate Ji Xiu, you can arrange the back position.

However, Ji Xiu was now attracted by someone, and next to the emperor of Zeguo, there was a man about the same age as Ji Xiu, and it was this man who made the civil and military officials sit down when he said a word.

"Moon?" Ji Xiu, who had just taken his seat, ran out again and walked straight in the direction of the Emperor of Zeguo.

At this time, several big men rushed out, all of them holding weapons, as if they were facing a great enemy, including the previous Lieutenant General He Hua, who was carrying rocket artillery on his shoulders to Ji Xiu.

Ji Xiuzheng didn't even look at them, pointed in the direction of the emperor and said, "Are you the moon?"

Lao Qin ran over, pulled Ji Xiu and said, "Teacher Ji Xiu, even if you recognize who the moon is, it's not easy to pierce it now, and you will think about it in the long run." ”

Ji Xiu pointed at Lieutenant General He Hua and said to Lao Qin: "Am I such a style? What I want to do is tied by the world, if I listen to what you say about taking a long-term view, won't it become the same as this guy." ”

"Ji Xiu Daoyou, did you recognize the wrong person, no one here is called the moon. "The * who was sitting next to the emperor of Zeguo got up and said.

Ji Xiu only saw his appearance clearly at this time, he was very handsome and talented, but he was wearing an eye patch, and his left eye seemed to be injured.

"Aha!" Ji Xiu smiled and said, "I'm not mistaken, you are the moon, it seems that you only watched half of my live broadcast." ”

"Why?"

"The night before, I was attacked in a small village, and then I beat him and wounded him. Ji Xiu said this, pointing to his left eye.

"So, you suspect it's me?"

"Well, yes, did I hurt your left eye?"

"His Majesty the Emperor invited you to a banquet, how could I, as the Taoist protector of Zeguo, hurt you. ”

"Well, yes, I have evidence, it seems that you don't often watch my live broadcasts, so I don't know that I once put forward the theory of 'life resources'. ”

"Oh? ”

"Every person has an exclusive life from birth, which cannot be forged, the beam of life resources above your head is as thick as a golden bell, and the light is biased towards the moonlight, I am sure that you are the moon that sneaked up on me that night. ”

"These are unproven theories, you are nonsense. ”

"Well, I have a question, is the emperor next to you a stand-in? The beam above his head glows with an inferior light, and he is not destined to be the emperor of a country at all, you are afraid of me, so you used a fake emperor to fool me?"