The starting point is the venue.

The backstage of the "New Year's Shelves" program group is crowded with people.

There are long-established platinum gods here, and there are also some budding newcomers who seem to be at a loss, looking at the stage that is about to kick off, they are eager to try but in a nervous mood.

"Here's the ...... It's hard to put into words! ”

With this reminder, a handsome and handsome man with extraordinary appearance stood up at the back of the stage, and many players in the backstage looked at it and felt jealous.

At the same time, they also quietly comforted themselves in their hearts: Fortunately, this is not a face-watching competition, otherwise it would be a fart!

At this time, the player has already stepped onto the stage.

Above the stage, three judges.

First place: Mr. Ziliang, a world-renowned editor who is well-known at home and abroad.

second place: a straight man of steel in the entertainment industry, and there are many superstars who do not accept it.

Third place: Xuefu five cars full of economic economy Jianghu people are called the starting point Shennong, the reader master.

"Hello everyone, I am a contestant in this contestant, and it is difficult to say anything."

Ziliang looked at the data: "Your book is indeed a bit difficult to explain." ”

In a word: "......"

Reader: "Everyone is asking, why is your urban book suspenseful?" I'm in the wrong place! ”

In a word: "This thing...... I said in the work related ......"

Lin Li: "Hehe, do you think I will believe your pale explanation?" I've heard that it's a PY deal, and I hate people like you the most! ”

Ziliang: "......"

In a word: "......"

Ziliang: "Okay, let's talk about it first, why did you come to the competition?" ”

"Because...... I...... When I got the word count, 150,000 people came, and I had 250,000 here, and No. 1 was a good day, the gods fought, and I was fortunate to participate and honored. He said in a word.

"Fake, too fake, can you tell the truth!" Lin Li said sternly.

I was stunned in a speech, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and whispered: "Actually...... It's the No. 1 shelf that can be mixed with full attendance! ”

The reader is not interested: "I have read a little bit of your book, no, the front is a little poisonous, I can't read it." ”

In a word, it is difficult to say: "It will be much better to see the back......"

Reader: "I can't look at the front, who pays to look at the back, this is about to go to the stage competition, can you stimulate our urge to read with something useful!" If you don't stimulate me, how can I give you the first order! ”

As soon as I heard the first order, I hesitated for a while, and suddenly raised my head, as if I had let go.

"Teachers, I'm sick!"

Reader: "Okay~"

(The picture in Huang Bo's journey to the west to conquer demons, imagine it yourself)

"There's something terrible, tell me quickly!"

In a word, I saw that the reader was interested, and suddenly looked like he wanted to cry.

"I'm sick, really, since preparing for this competition, I have found that I have a lot of diseases, as a single older young man, for this competition, I have repeatedly refused the invitation of the beautiful young lady, buried in the code day and night, this is a disease."

Lin Li: "Isn't it normal to refuse if you refuse?" ”

In a word: "......"

"One day no one says I'm short and weak, I feel uncomfortable, it's a disease."

Ziliang: "You have to go to the hospital for treatment." ”

In a word: "......"

"When I meet some book friends who tell me to hurry up, even if it's a big guy who picks his feet, I'm happy!"

Lin Li: "It's not a disease, it's a perversion!" ”

In a word: "......"

"I'm staying up late and losing my hair, is it sick?"

Lin Li: "Heredity, right? ”

In a word: "......"

Unable to hold back any longer, he took out a blade in his pocket, which was sent to him by an unknown book friend.

"What about my hemorrhoids, cervical spondylosis, insomnia, depression, and violent tendencies?"

Lin Li, Ziliang and the reader sat up straight in fright when they saw the bright blade.

"Uh...... So you are really sick! ”

Seeing that his trick seemed to be good, he smiled.

Put away the blade and said: "As we all know, it is natural and reasonable for people who write books to carry a blade with them when they go on stage. ”

The three judges smiled bitterly: "Yes, yes, everything you say is right." ”

It's hard to say: "Three judges, I also specially prepared a song today, can I be ugly?" ”

Lin Li smiled bitterly: "Forget it......"

In a word, he took out a pen: "Believe it or not, I'll let you and Pan Ke fall in love tomorrow?" ”

Lin Li's smile froze, and he changed his words: "I think you are ready, you must sing very well, I can't wait." ”

In a word: "What I brought this time is the song "I Feel Like Platinum". ”

Ziliang's inner os: I have never produced platinum under my subordinates, and there are a lot of idiots!

Seeing that the three judges did not react, they took out a blade and a pen.

"Everyone is welcome!"

When Lin Li saw the blade, Ziliang and the reader applauded.

In a word, I put away the blade and pen, and opened my mouth to come.

Sometimes I feel like a platinum

Everyone knows that I can't put words into words

So whenever the editor doesn't give a recommendation

Say to yourself that Platinum is just playing the street

Sometimes I feel like a platinum

Recommended tips are inexhaustible for book reviews

So when I saw nothing

It's just that book lovers need to rest

Platinum, platinum, we love you

Without your starting point, you can't continue

In order to keep the book lovers alive

You have to take good care of yourself

Platinum, platinum, we have your back

Support all the decisions you make

Don't hesitate to be yourself

Platinum will always be popular

…………

After singing in a word, he asked, "Look, am I okay with this performance?" ”

"Yes can ......"

The three judges hugged each other tightly and nodded repeatedly, thinking, "This guy is crazy about writing." ”

"So, I can put the number 1 on the shelves?"

"Go, the new world is waiting for you, Ollie!"

Ziliang said in the tone of a conversation with a madman.

After hearing all the hard words, my confidence increased greatly, and I walked on the stage of the shelves......

(The above content is just for Bojun to laugh.)

PS: Those diseases of the author Jun in the small theater version, if you think they are real, they are fake. If you think it's fake, it's true. ）

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The following is the serious version.

Tomorrow, 0:00 on the first day of the new year 2020, which is also the 58th day of the release of this book, which has been going on the shelves for nearly 2 months.

Suddenly, it felt a bit like sending my daughter to get married.

The Voice competition is coming to an end, and there are many more exciting events and difficulties ahead.

As for when and where Lin Li can go, I have a direction, but at a glance, the road is not so clear, and I need your company and advice.

This is my attempt, I also crossed the river by feeling the stones, and there were some places on the way that everyone thought were quite poisonous, and I am glad that you persevered here.

I'll pay more attention to it later.

After it is put on the shelves, some people may leave, but I am still grateful for your companionship along the way!

Let's talk about adding more.

Now the book has a collection of 25,000.

I knew that the subscription ratio should not be too good, so I didn't want to go 10:1.

But...... I still hope it doesn't look too ugly.

So the compromise, according to the first order of 1500.

That's almost a 17-to-1 subscription ratio, so I hope it won't be too much of a slap in the face.

So, please!

Okay, let's get down to business, the first day will definitely be updated with 10,000 words, and if the first order is more than 1500, the author's 10,000-word update will last for five days.

If not......

Will it make me cry......

Evenly set from 0 counting, every time you add 100 equalization, I will add three more, full of sincerity, think about 10,000 average bookings............

The reward is still 10,000 rewards plus one more, and there is no cap.

I don't have a lot of manuscripts, and I may have to reserve a little bit for my relatives during the Chinese New Year......

But!!

Even so, I still have to say that my brother will come to me!!

Boom......

That's the way it is, that's what it is.

I'm ready to take down my grandmother's house.

Say something more......

Then here, I wish you all a Happy New Year in advance!

Hopefully, in 2020 we will all have the life we want.

Well, that's it, I'll see you next year~~

O(∩_∩)O~~