Chapter 521: The sound of a fart shook the sky
Thinking like this, Xiaojie's mentality is also a lot more free, and he is ready to eat with peace of mind.
But at this time......
Du Xiaotian spoke.
"Brother, why don't you eat it? Didn't you say that you like to eat sauce meat buns the most? Du Xiaotian said.
Xiaojie was slightly stunned and said, "Uh...... Well, yes, I like to eat. I...... I'm about to eat it, what's wrong? ”
"I'm a little worried, you feel sick when you eat. After all, Xinxin was about to bite her just now, if you feel disgusted, it's normal, right? Du Xiaotian smiled.
Xiao Jie was stunned, quickly shook his head, and said, "How come?" How could I be disgusted...... I hate her. ”
"Eh, you don't have to force yourself like that. If you don't want to eat it, give me a good meal, and you don't have to force yourself. Du Xiaotian said with a look of concern.
Xiao Jie suddenly felt that he was forced to go to Liangshan.
If he didn't eat it, Du Xiaotian would not give up.
But if you eat it...... Think about the effect of the medicine, damn it, isn't it going to be bad?
Xiaojie hesitated all of a sudden, continued to refuse, and said that he would eat it later.
But at this time...... Ye Wanxin also vaguely saw something, deliberately pretended to be very unhappy, and said: "Since you dislike others, don't propose to change it." If you change it and refuse to eat it, is it deliberately trying to squeeze me? If this is the case, I won't eat it! ”
When Xiao Jie heard this, he immediately trembled.
He was already interested in Ye Wanxin. At this moment, hearing Ye Wanxin "misunderstand" herself like this, her chest suddenly felt tight, and she couldn't care about anything.
"No, no, I really didn't mean that. I just wanted to eat something first. I'll show you what I'm going to eat," and with that, he lowered his head, took a big bite, chewed, and swallowed—not to mention, it tasted good, and it didn't taste like medicine at all.
At this time, Du Xiaotian let him go, but the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
Ye Wanxin didn't say anything more, and ate with peace of mind. The steamed bun in the bowl was still disgusted by her and didn't touch it.
Xiaojie finally came out of the embarrassing situation. But...... Thinking of those Chinese medicinal materials, Xiao Jie's face gradually became more and more ugly.
This ugliness is mainly due to psychological factors.
But...... Five minutes later......
This gloom and ugliness is even more intense, and it is not just because of psychological factors.
Sweat began to break down on his head.
Sweating in droves.
If everyone is eating, they don't notice this performance.
Then the next performance is very eye-catching.
"Whew-"
A fart sounded.
Everyone was slightly stunned, and then they couldn't help laughing, and the laughter was a little embarrassing.
After all, this is at the dinner table, and the fart sound is really a bit annoying.
Out of politeness, everyone didn't ask anything, so they didn't hear and continued to eat.
But next......
"Poof—"
"Poof—"
Two more times.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh bitterly.
I thought to myself - who is this, just fart, it doesn't stop. Don't let people eat well?
"Puff-puff-......puff-
A continuous, and increasingly dense fart sound sounded, as if in response to everyone's thoughts - yes, it just won't let you eat properly, how can it drop?
This ...... Everyone can't stand it anymore.
Not only can't I watch it, but I can't smell it anymore - everyone smells a terrible smell of fart.
Even Liang Lao put down his chopsticks, frowned, and said, "Who?" ”
Everyone looked left and right, and soon found the culprit - Xiaojie.
Xiao Jie's performance is already quite obvious - he lowered his head, his face was a little gloomy and blue, his brows were furrowed, his facial features were about to wrinkle together, and his head was covered with sweat, as if it was raining. His body trembled slightly, as if he was calling his endless fart sounds.
Liang Laodu was slightly angry, after all, it was at the dinner table, and there were guests, so it was too rude to not stop farting and not say a word of apology.
But seeing Xiao Jie's performance like this, Liang Lao couldn't help but be a little worried, and said, "Xiao Jie, you ...... What's wrong? Not feeling well? ”
"I ...... I...... I'm fine......" Xiaojie still wanted to cover it up.
Can...... It's no wonder that Zhao Xu's medicine is too strong.
As soon as he squeezed these words out between his teeth...... "poof, puff, ......" was another fart sound.
And...... When I got to the back, there was a bit of a sparse noise!
From childhood to adulthood, everyone has pulled thin.
So everyone immediately understood the meaning of this voice, and their faces couldn't help but show a little disgust and disgust.
Liang Lao couldn't help frowning and said, "If you don't feel well, go to the toilet, don't hold it." ”
Xiaojie gritted his teeth, nodded, and tried to hold on.
He stood up tremblingly and trotted towards the door of the dining hall, but when he reached the door......
"Poof-" again.
He shuddered and fell to the ground with a thud.
Everyone was shocked, and hurriedly got up and wanted to go over to help him.
But at this moment......
"Puff, puff—"
A small commotion erupted.
The back of his pants suddenly got wet and turned yellow.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, stopped in unison, and then ...... couldn't help but make a voice of disgust.
The sound of sparse noise kept coming.
An extremely unpleasant and rich stench soon filled the entire dining hall, leaving everyone without a trace of appetite.
Everyone frowned and covered their noses, not knowing what to do. I had to wait for a while, and wait for Xiaojie to stop.
Ke Xiaojie ...... I really can't stop for a while.
The excrement had already made the back of his pants unbearable to look at.
But his stomach still didn't stop, pulling frantically.
It's as if even the intestines are going to be excreted.
Xiaojie also tried several times to get up and go out on his own. Can...... Before he could get up, he fell back again, and his body was already out of strength.
"What's going on? How did it pull like this? An apprentice couldn't help but wonder.
"I don't know...... This...... That's too wrong, isn't it? The other apprentice also looked confused.
After a minute or two, Liang Lao finally couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Forget it, I'll help him to his room." ”
In the face of such a person covered in feces and urine, I am afraid that ordinary people will avoid it, even if it is a relatively close person, they may not be able to suppress the disgusting emotions and go up to help.
But Liang Lao simply walked over and prepared to do so. It can be seen that he really treats every apprentice as a relative.
Then...... The other apprentices were slightly stunned, and they couldn't stand it anymore.
"Don't don't, Master, let's do it!"
"Yes, you rest, let's do it!"
"You can't help it, let's do it."
…… Several apprentices hurriedly went over and persuaded Liang Lao, and then carried Xiaojie away in a hurry......
Until he disappeared into the porch and drifted away, his fart was still continuous, which really made people cry and laugh.
At this time, the kitchen sister-in-law also hurriedly took a mop and a broom to clean up the filth at the door.
The filth was quickly cleaned up, but the stench of the room could not dissipate for a while.
Everyone's appetite is like a young bird that never comes back.
So...... Everyone sat back on the chairs, but no one moved the dishes and chopsticks, and their faces were a little embarrassed and helpless.
Elder Liang sighed and said, "What the hell is going on?" Is Xiaojie suffering from gastrointestinal diseases? Looks like I'm going to have to get him a recipe to recuperate. ”
"Recuperation is needed, but ...... His performance just now was not because of gastrointestinal diseases," Du Xiaotian smiled indifferently.
Liang Lao was slightly startled, turned his head, looked at Du Xiaotian, and said, "What's the reason for that?" ”
Du Xiaotian pointed to the buns in the bowl and said, "There is something wrong with the buns." ”
As soon as these words came out...... Everyone has changed color!
Everyone has eaten this bun, will it become as miserable as Xiaojie just now? It's horrible!
And the kitchen sister-in-law, who had just finished cleaning up the filth, also changed her face when she heard this, and hurriedly walked over and said, "This ...... How could it be! This bun is my own noodles and stuffing, how can there be a problem? I've been cooking in this elixir shop for so many years, how can I harm you? ”
For a cook, the severity of the food he makes is as serious as the death of a doctor, which is extremely bad and extremely bad! The kitchen sister-in-law was naturally extremely nervous.