Save the singles!
"So you're the goddess of love?" Wu Gu sat on the stool and forced himself to vomit, and from time to time he felt sick to his stomach. Since he met the goddess of love from the street to being received by her to his home, he has almost vomited along the way, and Wu Gu feels that he has vomited all his internal organs.
"She must have the legendary magic of damnation, for sure," Wu Gu thought secretly.
"No, I'm not not Eros, my mom is. Relith replied.
"Your mother's name is Rylith?" Wu Gu asked
"No, my mother is the one who gives love to all things, Ebilee, the goddess of love, and I am Rylith. ”
At this time, Tria whispered to Wu Gu: "Brother Ang, Rylith has not yet become a god, it is rumored that she is the second goddess of love after becoming Ibley, and she is also the most accomplished goddess of love in the old world. ”
"It's been a long time, and they've all inherited this god position???," Wu Gu said speechlessly.
"Some yes, some don't, but all gods have the blood of gods. Tria said.
"Ahem, so do you want to fall in love~" Rylith asked.
"You're such a strange person, why did you want us to fall in love when we first met? We don't fit, I already have a heart, she's an elf, withdrawn and haughty. Wu Gu said
"No, no, no, you're wrong, I mean if you want to fall in love, I can help you create love between two people. This is my special ability, and I think it should be the meaning of my life. Rylith's eyes darkened.
"Forget it, I think this kind of forced love between two people feels weirdly uncomfortable. Wu Gu complained
Relith felt very strange, most people refused her help because she was too ugly, but the man in front of her refused her because of this indescribable feeling, why, was it because he was ugly?
Rylith looked at Wu Gu with a feeling that she had found an organization.
The attentive Tria observed the changes in Rylith and asked, "Why do you say that making others love is the purpose of your existence?"
Ridis was amazed at the question the human girl asked, and replied, "Because, because of my ugly appearance, my great mother abandoned me from a young age." Everyone around me was disgusted with me, and I felt that I was not accepted by the world. But then I accidentally learned about my abilities, and I thought maybe I could use this ability to help others, so that they wouldn't dislike me because of my ugliness. ”
Tria looked at Rylith's gloomy expression, and hurriedly comforted: "No, they won't dislike you because of your ugliness in the future, every man and woman who longs for love begs you, and every man and woman who falls in love is grateful to you." ”
"Really, isn't that what Eros is?"
"Yes, you will be the god of love in the future~"
Rilith's eyes widened and she showed an incredulous look: "But, you have just met me, why do you believe in me so much"
"We don't just believe in you, and we're here for this"
"What for?"
"Help you to be the god of love. ”
Although Relith's heart was full of joy, she immediately became disheartened, "Forget it, it's a luxury to even see my mother now, let alone become a god." I don't know how to do it at all."
"It's very simple, take action, since you think it's the meaning of your existence to make others fall in love, then let's go and save those single men and women now!" Wu Gu said.
Wu Gu and they took Rylith back to the street, according to his words, it was to find the group of single dogs and end their single aristocratic status, he felt that becoming the goddess of love should be to achieve some kind of achievement, such as promoting 999 couples or something. Wu Gu deliberately played a cautious eye and ran in front of Relith, trying not to look back if he could, and his brain tried to forget what Relith looked like.
"So Boss, vomit. What are we going to do next?" Li Shuang asked Wu Gu,
"When you see what you look like, you see what you are destined for. I can't meet someone who loves it. If you encounter something infatuated, let's give them a cp," Wu Gu replied.
"Oh... What is CP?"
"It's nothing, you don't understand the vocabulary. ”
"I said that the boss wants to conduct international transactions and learn foreign Chinese," Qiao Duo said silently.
But walking on the street, Wu Gu found an embarrassing thing, it is impossible to meet a person with Rylith! Not to mention the group CP, he can't even communicate. A group of people stood on the street and felt speechless for a while.
"Boss, you can't go on like this. Li Shuang said
"Actually, you don't have to help me, no one will accept my help, and they don't know where to flee when they see me. Rylith said in a lonely mood.
"No, Sister Rylith, we're the ones who do what we say~" Tria said.
"That, how do you use that ability?" Wu Gu asked
"Huh?" Rylith looked puzzled, "It's just a clattering of hands, a word in her mouth, a finger at the target, and two waves of light fly." A red light and a blue light hit the target, and they fell in love."
"You adjective ... Unable to complain... So you can implement the capability remotely, right?" Wu Gu asked
"Theoretically, that's true. ”
"Okay, let's help you find the right man and woman, you can match them!" Wu Gu said
"Hmm, is that okay?" asked Rylith, with a look of incredulity.
"How is it impossible, Li Shuang, Tria, Qiao Duo, let's go separately now, Tria, you accompany Ruilith first, Li Shuang and Qiao Duo, one of you goes to the west and the other to the east, I will go to the south, knock on the door to see if there is anything to fall in love." Wu Gu said with an oath.
"Boss, although you are the boss I respect the most, I always feel that there is a big problem with your method. Li Shuang said
"What's the problem? I think it's good? It's straightforward and convenient. ”
"I think somebody is going to hammer us in the head. How can anyone knock on the door and ask if they are in love. Not to mention being treated as a liar, it is more likely to be arrested as a mental patient," Li Shuang complained.
Wu Gu looked at Li Shuang and said with a serious face: "It's only been a few chapters, and you're starting to prepare to snatch me from the title of Tucao King?"
"What are you talking about~" Li Shuang looked confused.
"Actually, boss, I have a solution. Chodo said on the side.
"What's the solution?"
"I think we can make this a business. If it's a business, you can attract people in need, and we have the trump card of Rylith, and we can attract more people to come by making the reputation bigger and stronger! ”
"You mean, matchmaking companies???? most of them are liars... Wu Gu complained
"Although I don't know what the company you are talking about is, but boss, you may already understand what I mean, we will run this business of helping others introduce people, and it will definitely be a big hit,"
"Well, but first we need to rent a place to open a shop"
"But we don't have the money... Came to this place and didn't bring anything. Tria said
"Even if we don't come to this place, we don't have any money," Wu Gu said speechlessly.
"I have," Rylith said
"So what should we do," Wu Gu said
"I don't know, maybe we can go to work. Tria said
"I said I have," Rylith said again
"She said she did," Tria said
"Well, I heard that," Wu Gu said.
Then Wu Gu looked at the sky with a vicissitudes of life, "Eh, the fundamental reason why we came here is that every money, every day I worry about no money." Suddenly there is money to solve things, and it's a little uncomfortable. ”
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Wu Gu rented a particularly luxurious shop on the bustling avenue in the city center, which could even be used as a shopping mall. He thought that Relith's money was just a small savings, but Relith pushed open the door at the back of her room, and the light of the mountain blinded their eyes. "I'm so rich, and I feel sorry for myself, if I had so much money, I'd be willing to make me a troll. Wu Gu complained
"Eh, aren't you?" said Tria
Find a famous painter to paint a propaganda poster, and make a big glittering sign with a line written on it, and the decoration inside is all the most expensive, no matter what is the most expensive. A large number of people were invited to promote everywhere, and every hotel shop was advertised, if it weren't for the fact that there was no media in this world, it was estimated that TV stars would have to be invited to do the publicity.
"Eh, it's a good feeling to be rich. Wu Gu complained
"Yes, yes, this stool is so soft, this table is so beautiful, this gem is so big!" Tria said.
"If I return to the real world in the future, I must open a marriage agency, which is still interlocking. Jodo said secretly
"Okay, it's officially open now!Let's get started!Eros mission!" Wu Gu said with a swear, he felt that this mission was already nine out of ten.
End of chapter
"In other words, the title of this chapter should be called Crossing the Swordsman's Me in Another World, Take the God of Love to Open a Marriage Agency," Wu Gu complained.