Chapter 142: A Fight in Vain
"It's a shame." Tian Kokou looked at the pair of bezoar balls and sighed.
"Shame?" Xiaogui asked in surprise.
"A mountain ghost witch, first she was tempted by men, then she played tricks, and finally she was ruthless and harmed people like this. You just keep being ruthless to the end, when people get married, they come and want to beg hard, just ask to see, is there a second confused brain in the world? Tian Kokou said.
"I'm still going to feel unwilling." Xiaogui nodded.
"Ordinary amateur women think like this, because in the mortal world, whether it is complete or not will affect the price of the bride price, and even delay the marriage, but the witch is not, the wizard world does not care about this matter, and there is no Confucian morality, if the witch does not want to, she will not be pregnant at all. Li Lianqiao enjoys the benefits of being a witch, but uses Confucian etiquette to torture every man who is with her. Tian Kokou said.
Xiaogui looked at Tian Kokou, this girl is not very old, but she is accurate.
"Such women are not uncommon in the world, their bodies are involuntary, they always feel that they suffer a loss when they interact with men, and they can't wait to make a price for every night they sleep with each other, counting it as their own money, they deny that they are happy with men, they feel that they are just taking advantage of each other."
"In fact, my cousin is a person who eats soft rather than hard, and what he is most afraid of is not coercion and temptation, but dead skin. This woman was pulled hard, and the thread was broken alive, and if she was gentle with him, it was estimated that she would have completely surrendered a long time ago. Tian Kokou said.
"Really." Xiaogui smiled.
"I suggest leave her alone, and leave in a moment," said Tian Kokoukou, "and you go to see her, and she will add drama to herself." β
"I'm afraid she has some other scheme." Xiaogui said.
"How dare she come in? There are three wizards in it, as well as the Taoist master of Longhu Mountain and the guards of the front division of the palace. β
"Having said that, if the banquet is broken up after a while, and someone goes out and is poisoned by her, the account will be counted on our heads." Xiaogui said.
"No, there is a big official on the street who was killed, it must be the responsibility of Yin Zhao Guangyi of Kaifeng Mansion." Tian Kokou said.
"But Xu Xianggong will have to bear the moral responsibility." Xiaogui said.
She found that she had changed her name, using the more distant one, calling him like an irrelevant person, because he was married and had a "son"? Apparently not.
"Okay, if the girl wants to go, I'll let a brother accompany you, don't suffer." Xu Taishi is going to go in and call someone.
"No, I'm here." Tian Kokou said.
Xu Taishi is a little uncertain, Li Lianqiao is afraid of Huo Yizun, this can be confirmed, Tian Kokou and Li Lianqiao have never fought each other, and no one knows who is more powerful in their strength.
"Okay, then Coco will come with me." Xiaogui said.
"The girl's weapons are in the grocery store outside the gate, where Li Shoujie keeps everyone's weapons." Xu Taishi said.
"Okay, I remember." Xiaogui agreed.
The emperor is in the house, and no one can bring weapons except for the guards in front of the palace.
Xiaogui took a double sword, hid a crossbow, and came out with Tian Kokou.
Just now, Xiaogui was worried about "where to find Forsythia Li", but found that Forsythia Li was simply too easy to find.
She howled loudly in the streets:
"Xu Jin, you come out for me! Come out for me! β
Then came a shrill scream.
Just follow the sound and you'll be fine.
When they reached the corner of the street, they saw the eldest princess dressed in white, with her hair scattered, her face without makeup, and her eyes full of tears.
Tian Kokou has to admit that Li Lianqiao's bare makeup is also very good - she is not like a woman in her thirties, although witches will look younger than women of the same age, but Li Lianqiao is a lot younger even if she wants to be compared with witches of the same age.
This is also why when Xu Yongzhi first saw her, he thought she was twenty-six or seventeen years old.
Some people may be born more loved by the world, maybe it is the mountain ghost Niangniang to make up for everything they experienced in their early years.
Xiao Gui walked a few steps and came to Li Lianqiao.
"Sister." Xiaogui said politely.
"Dwarf oil! It's actually called Sister A," Li Lianqiao said, "You seem to have made a lot of sacrifices to keep me from making trouble, Xia Zhaoyi." β
It's really not easy to be so polite to the enemy.
You must know that Xiaogui's guarantee to Li Yu is "I won't kill her in Jinling City", now in Tokyo City, the time and place are favorable, if you do it, even if Li Forsythia has any preparations, it will be difficult to escape.
But Li Forsythia brought a gift, although the two bezoars looked like things to find fault, but they were gifts after all.
You can't kill guests at a wedding, even if the other party is an enemy.
This custom is an iron law in the early days of all ethnic groups, the famous Genghis Khan Temujin, his father was passing by the Tatar wedding, came down to attend the banquet, was poisoned and killed by the other party, so when Temujin later avenged his father, the Mongolian tribes did not have any doubts, the wedding guests were killed, or people?
"The Xu family doesn't accept gifts today, the eldest princess, please take the gifts back." Xiaogui handed the gift box to Li Forsythia.
"What, you have become a member of the Xu family again? What is the relationship between you and the Xu family? Li Lianqiao said.
This sentence really choked Xiaogui, it is true that she is not from the Xu family, her current identity is Zhaoyi, the lord of Jiangnan, and at most there is a lady of Wu Guo of the Great Song Dynasty.
Lao Zhao is very picky, Chai Rongfeng's Mrs. Wu Guo has Tang Muyi, but after Zhao Kuangyin changed the seal, the money was stopped.
"You don't have to provoke me, I was raised by the Xu family, that's why I'm here today. If you kill my master and my mother, the Xu family will count it with you, and I will also count it with you. Xiaogui pulled the conversation back, no need to stinky and poor, just say that everyone is an enemy.
"Let him come out and meet me, I ask him a word, and I'll go." Li Lianqiao said.
"Who, King Jin? I'll help you report. Xiaogui turned his head and was about to leave.
"It's not!" Li Lianqiao said, "Call that man." β
"Who's that man?" Xiao Gui looked at her with a smile.
"The surname is Xu." Li Lianqiao said.
"Uncle Taishi, is it?" Xiaogui asked.
"No, it's ......" Li Lianqiao looked very weak and pale.
"Look at you, you don't even dare to say his name, go back and rest early." Xiaogui said.
"Call Xu Jin to see me, let this conscienceless person come to see me!" Li Lianqiao squatted on the ground and hugged his head.
"Mrs. Shangguan, why are you so thick-skinned." Tian Kokou looked at Li Lianqiao and said.
"You! Who are you! "What Li Lianqiao hates the most is the title of Mrs. Shangguan, which is her scar.
"I'm Tian Kokou, Xu Yongzhi's cousin, look at your current appearance, it's really a shame for witches." Tian Kokou said.
"It turned out to be the dead girl of the Tian family!" Li Lianqiao pouted.
"You scold casually, you look at your current frustration, when someone marries, you wear filial piety and come here to mourn, how vicious you are." Tian Kokou said.
Li Lianqiao took off his shirt, which frightened Tian Kokoukou.
Lee's white shirt is wearing a bright red bridal dress.
Mom, I've seen two bridal dresses today, and this is the third.
"Laugh at me as much as you like, it's been so long, I thought I was fine, but in fact I didn't, I still like him, I still can't let go of him, he's in my mind these days, I'm wearing this dress, I just want to ask him, if you're willing to let go of your hatred for me, I want to marry him immediately." Li Lianqiao looked at Tian Kokou and Xia Xiaogui.
This one really scared Tian Kokou.
In reality, this is also the case, although many young girls are sharp-tongued, well-educated, and even participated in the school debate team back then, but when they encounter a cheeky woman who is open-fired, they will immediately lose the battle.
She suddenly felt a little bit of compassion for this madwoman.
"Miss Coco," said Xiao Gui, "this trick can be learned, this is a means of adding drama to yourself, in order to be the center of the stage, the wedding must drive the bride away to worship herself, and the funeral must push the deceased to lie down." β
"You see all my moves are routines, right?" Li Lianqiao looked at Xiaogui.
"No, it's not a routine, you're a drama maniac, you're already a combination of human and drama, you are very enjoyable when you're acting, you don't think about the consequences at all, you kill, hurt, insult, slander when you enter the play, you will never be able to play, the role you play is destined to be a tragedy, you won't get love, you won't get respect, and you won't get friendship." Xiaogui said.
"No, it's not!" Li Lianqiao stood up and yelled at Xiaogui.
"All my feelings today are real, I am real, I have a soul, I love him!" Li Lianqiao said.
This line is so good that the street is already full of idlers and villagers who come out to enjoy the cool air and villagers who have finished work.
"What is this for?"
"I don't know, I'm sick."
"It seems that the ex-girlfriend of the commander is here for a wedding."
"Wow, people are so beautiful."
"I think Miss Duan is more beautiful, this one looks crazy."
"I like this, you can see how beautiful it looks to cry."
"Can you still look good when you cry?"
"You don't know, you have to cry beautifully, you can't cry with your eyes closed, you can only open your eyes and cry silently."
"I see, I can't cry at all when I try it."
"Whose girl is this?"
"I heard that someone called her Mrs. Shangguan, she should be a widow."
Xiaogui looked at Kou Kou: "Is there any way to make them forget about this matter?" β
"Well said."
With a wave of her hand, a pink firework bomb exploded on her head, and everyone looked up at the firework bomb, and the smoke passed by, and people forgot about the conversation just now.
She pinched a little whirlwind again, and all at once the sand and rocks flew away, and everyone went home to sleep on this street.
Li Lianqiao was taken aback, she didn't have this kind of strength, her amnesia spell could only be aimed at a single person, as Huo Yizun said, with mediocre talent and no hard practice, there was no way to become a powerful wizard.
"I underestimated this dead girl, I didn't expect it."
Li Lianqiao secretly put down the idea of using the fireball technique to sneak attack Xiaogui.
"You are all women, so why bother women? Are you really going to demand that I be a perfect victim? Li Lianqiao lowered his voice and said to the two people.
"How many people have you killed, and what kind of victims are you pretending to be?" Xiaogui said.
"I've killed people with negative hearts." Li Lianqiao said.
"Really? Then what's wrong with my aunt Tian Xiaoqian, why do you want to hurt her? Tian Kokou asked.
"What's wrong with Xu Taiyue of Shanzitang, you want to harm him?" Xiaogui said.
"You let Xu Jin come out to see me, and I'll leave when I'm done." Li Forsythia did not give up.
"Go back, for the sake of a happy event today, we won't embarrass you." Xiaogui said.
"If you don't go in and call him, I'll go in and find him myself." Li Forsythia took a step forward.
"Let her go," Tian Kokou grabbed Xiaogui.
"How to ......" Xiaogui.
"My father and mother are in it, I have to kill her to avenge my aunt. She has so many enemies, let her in, she can't come out alive. Tian Kokou said.
Xiaogui immediately understood that she always cared that Li Lianqiao was from the Southern Tang Dynasty, and if there was bloodshed in it, it would make the Southern Tang Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty immediately turn their faces and a war broke out.
Li Lianqiao has been a demon here, and it is also because of the fact that he has eaten her, so he has been making requests.
Tian Kokou made it clear that many people in the house wanted to kill him, and the matter was simple.
"Uncle Yizun is also inside, Ah Shou should also be angry for his sister and beat you up, in addition, you killed Xu Taiyue, his daughter, son-in-law and in-laws are all inside......"
"Then kill them all!" Li Forsythia is fierce.
"People still have to be a little self-aware." Tian Kokou said coldly.
"In short, I won't leave, if you have the ability, you can report to the official!" Li Lianqiao said.
It's called hob meat.
Li Lianqiao had come to such a scene before, asking the pharmacy if it was qualified to arrest people, and in the end, Xing Dayun was in a hurry and detained her in a way that violated the laws and regulations on the use of fire.
You can't really go to Kaifeng Mansion.
Tian Kokou looked around, there were merchants everywhere, and it was not good for fireballs and ice peaks to fly around, so they couldn't hurt people.
Xiaogui touched the crossbow and felt that it was inappropriate.
Just when Li Lianqiao was triumphant, Kou and Xiaogui heard a man's voice.
"Mrs. Shangguan, go back quickly."
Xu Yongzhi had already taken off his auspicious clothes and changed into homely clothes with white and cyan piping.
"Cousin." Tian Kokou greeted him.
"I'm going to make it clear to you......" Li Lianqiao's bridal dress looked particularly lame.
"I'm not going to kill you today, and you don't talk nonsense." After Xu Yongzhi finished speaking, he raised his feet and jumped into the room.
Li Forsythia stepped forward and chased, Xiaogui hurriedly made a small grappling hand to catch it, but he didn't expect Li Forsythia's kung fu to be on light skills, and he actually caught the air, Li Forsythia followed the roof, stretched out his hand to grab, and saw that she was about to catch Xu Yongzhi.
It was also at this moment that a macaw flew over her head and startled her, and she quickly raised her hand to strike the bird, and cursed in her mouth: "Damn brute! β
At this moment when her vision was blocked, the clothes on her chest were grabbed and lifted.
Li Lianqiao was also alert, and quickly kicked out his feet in the air, wanting the man to let go, as soon as the man let go of his hand, Li Forsythia felt that his back was about to fall to the ground, and he thought about how to restore his balance by making an iron plate bridge before landing.
Who would have thought that she had no chance to land at all, the man's other hand had already been pushed out, Li Forsythia only felt a strong push away, and flew out three feet, how could the roof ridge be so wide, and suddenly fell directly from the roof on the yellow earth in the middle of the street, with a loud "bang".
She tried to struggle to get up, but she couldn'tβit was too hard.
At this time, the person who fell on her fell from the sky, wearing a tight-fitting suit and keel light armor to protect her body, it was none other than today's bride Duan Meimei.
There's no way, when people enter the cave room, Li Lianqiao shouts the groom outside, who will you beat if you don't beat her?
"How can this Nizi make great progress in martial arts!" Li Lianqiao saw Duan Meimei walking towards him and put two constraints in a row, but Duan Meimei fell for witchcraft, but nothing happened.
"Doesn't witchcraft work too?" Li Lianqiao really panicked.
She opened a portal and struggled to crawl towards it.
Duan Meimei stepped on her back.
"If you have the ability, you will trample on this girl!" Li Lianqiao was stubborn.
Duan Meimei tore off the back of her Ji Yi, and now the underwear was in full view.
"You deserve to wear this auspicious costume too!"
"Kill me, or you'll regret it!" Li Forsythia shouted.
"Phew, not today!" Duan Meimei said.
She lifted St. John's womb and threw her straight into the portal like a package.
"Beautiful!" Tian Kokou smiled and clapped her hands.
Xiaogui hugged Duan Meimei tightly.
"It's great that you've become so strong."
"I've wanted to beat her up for a long time, and next time it's not as simple as beating her." Duan Meimei said.
"Go in and have a drink," Duan Meimei beckoned to the two younger sisters.
"You hurry up to the cave room, my brother is in a hurry." Tian Kokou said with a smile.
Duan Meimei's face showed a bitter chuckle and did not speak.
The night was full of joy and everyone drank happily.
Only Zhao Guangyi, after drinking five or seven cups, declared that he was drunk early and took a sedan chair home.
After returning home, he went straight to the study, hoping to think of some more countermeasures, and in addition, he wanted to hate Li Forsythia and prepare words to scold her.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the study, I saw a disheveled woman on the ground.
Li Forsythia closed his eyes and lay on the ground paved with terrazzo bricks, not knowing whether he was unconscious or asleep.
For a moment, Zhao Er even wanted to use his fingers to probe her nose to see if she was breathing.
But look at the heaving of her chest, rest assured, this man is not dead.
Zhao Guangyi reached into Li Forsythia's neckline, but felt soft and soft at the touch.
She hugged Zhao Guangyi's shoulder.
"I'm not dead, I'm just angry." She whimpered and cried.
"Kill him for me, and for yourself." Li Lianqiao said.