Chapter 23: I always feel like there's something on my face
His upper body and the top of his head were covered with flying insects.
"Ahh Yang Xiaomian exclaimed, looking at Ao Lan who was running forward desperately, and felt anxious.
Suddenly remembering that the little grasshopper would summon flying insects, he looked at Ao Lan who ran away, and screamed at the little grasshopper hidden in the grass.
"Little grasshopper, come out quickly, hurry up."
(Little sister, I'm here!) )
The little grasshopper flew in mid-air and looked down at Yang Xiaomian.
Yang Xiaomian looked up at it and said eagerly: "Quickly let those flying insects stop, don't go around Ao Lan Shu anymore, and if you turn around, he will run to the edge of the forest." ”
The little grasshopper held his hands in front of him, and slowly flew to the blade of grass in front of Yang Xiaomian and stood up, saying seriously.
(Little sister, he just took advantage of you, I'm here to help you again, so that he won't dare to touch you in the future.) )
Yang Xiaomian: "......"
She was speechless, looked at the little grasshopper weirdly, and said in her heart that this little grasshopper will not become a sperm, right? Even if you take advantage of it, what else does it not know?
What is the origin of this little grasshopper, and how do you know so much?
Looking at the little grasshopper with a strange face, Yang Xiaomian opened his mouth, and the words were blocked in his throat and couldn't speak.
In the end, he simply closed his mouth, stared at the little grasshopper with his eyes, and stared at him fiercely, with a fierce light, looking like he was going to eat people.
The little grasshopper was as smart as she was, and when she saw that Yang Xiaomian was unhappy, she was anxious and asked in her heart.
(Miss, I didn't do anything wrong, did I?) )
"Wrong! Quickly call those flying insects back, and you are not allowed to deal with Ao Lan Shu in the future. Yang Xiaomian admonished word by word, looking at the little grasshopper with annoyance.
The little grasshopper was startled for a moment, and then thought of something, and pointed its slender paws at her and shouted.
(Little sister, what do you mean by that, do you like to be taken advantage of by that human?) )
Yang Xiaomian yelled like a fur: "Bah, what are you talking about, what do you mean that I like to be taken advantage of, I am ...... It's ......"
She tilted her head and blinked her eyes, what was this, and what words should be used to explain it?
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with a word that could replace it.
(Little sister, I see that you just want that man to take advantage, so you don't allow me to deal with him privately.) )
"Me!" Yang Xiaomian held her breath, stared at it for a long time, and finally turned her head to look away.
"I told you that you don't understand, anyway, you just don't want him to take advantage, but you can't deal with him, that's it."
(Oh.) The little grasshopper's slender claws scratched its head and cried out in realization.
(Little sister, I know what you mean, you want him to take advantage of him, but you are shy and don't want to say it, is that what you mean?) )
"Me!" Yang Xiaomian's intestines were knotted, his eyes widened and he glared at the little grasshopper, slapped it with one paw, and watched it jump onto another blade of grass, panting with breath.
The fluffy paws pointed at it and said angrily: "You herbivore insects who don't understand human feelings, I told you too much and you can't understand it, hurry up and call those flying insects back, or I will burn your friend." ”
(omitted...... Little sister, I think you just like that man, so you won't let me deal with him privately! The little grasshopper pointed at Yang Xiaomian and shouted.
Yang Xiaomian grinned and pounced, looked at the little grasshopper that jumped out again, and shouted angrily.
"Little grasshopper, if you talk nonsense again, I'll throw you into the oil pan and fry it!"
(Okay, okay, little sister, look over there, that human is back, if you shout again, the human knows that you can speak, and will definitely abandon you as a monster!) )
The little grasshopper smiled treacherously, spread its wings and flew away.
Ao Lan, who walked back, combed his messy black hair with both hands.
"Little girl, I'm back." Ao Lan said tiredly, crowned his black hair with a white jade crown, and frowned on the messy hair hanging down his shoulders.
"It's really troublesome, I don't know where those flying insects came from, they always circle around me, you see if I'm dirty, especially on my face."
Ao Lan stood in front of Yang Xiaomian and looked at her.
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian wagged his tail and looked at Ao Lan Shuqing's black and white face, which was a little strange.
What's wrong with his face?
(Little sister, the black on this man's face was my friend's.) The little grasshopper flew back and explained.
Yang Xiaomian: "......"
She stared blankly at Ao Lan's pale face, her mouth open and her tongue sticking out to laugh silently.
In Ao Lan Shuqing's opinion, Yang Xiaomian was panting, and he shook his head and sighed.
sighed in my heart: I can speak, but I just don't speak, I am almost suffocated to death, and I don't know when she will be able to put down the mustard and say a word to me.
Fingers touched the sticky face, and Ao Lan Shuqing's sword brows furrowed, feeling that there was something on his face.
Putting down his hand, there was gray goo on his fingers, and he was even more strange, and subconsciously felt that there must be something on his face.
looked down at Yang Xiaomian, met her purple-blue eyes, and laughed softly: "Little girl, I feel like there is something on my face, I'll wash my face, will you come with me?" ”
It was obviously an inquiry, but it was indeed a commanding tone, Yang Xiaomian was amused by his appearance, but he didn't care about the tone.
Following Ao Lan Shuqing to the river, Yang Xiaomian sat on the big stone and tilted his head to look at Ao Lan Shuqing who was holding water to wash his face.
Grinning and sticking out his tongue, he panted, and laughed heartily in his heart.
"Alas!" Ao Lan sighed softly, his wet fingers rubbing his slimy face back and forth.
"Strange, why does it feel like it can't be washed off?" Ao Lan Shuqing's fingers carefully rubbed his face, and the pimples on his palms were obviously not as smooth as before.
Lay down your hands and squat on the stones, looking at yourself reflected in the river.
The river was flowing in a hurry, and the water was so rippling that it was hard to see what was on the face.
Ao Lan Shuqing's sword frowned, his fingers touched his non-slippery face, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was something on his face.
Turned his head to look at Yang Xiaomian: "Little girl, do you see that my face is clean?" ”
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian wagged his tail and called twice.
Looking at the black of flying insects rolled up on his face piece by piece, she trembled with laughter.
The two claws slapped the stone uncontrollably, resisting the urge to laugh, and the claws clawed on the stone again and again to relieve the excitement.
That little appearance made Ao Lan feel puzzled, and he always felt that the little obedient was a little abnormal.
Turning his head to look at her claws grasping the stone: "Little girl, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian called twice, her purple-blue eyes stared at Ao Lan Shuqing, staring blankly at the insect on his face, pretending that nothing had happened.
"Alas!" Ao Lan sighed inexplicably, rubbing his fingers on his face, and the more he rubbed it, the more he felt that there was something fleshy and soft on his face.
He looked down at himself reflected in the water, the water was rippling, the reflection was dim, and he really wanted to have a bronze mirror to reflect his face now.
"Is there really nothing? Why do I feel uncomfortable on my face? Turning his head to look at Yang Xiaomian suspiciously.
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian called twice, moved his ears, and bent his eyes as much as possible to behave normally.
It's that her tail is shaking so badly, she tilted her head to look at Ao Lan Shuqing, stuck out her tongue and kept panting.
Ao Lan comfortably rubbed his face for a long time, and his hands still felt like flesh was rolling, so he had to give up scrubbing and splash water on his face with both hands.
The sound of water was rattling, Yang Xiaomian tilted his head to look at his rude movements, judging from his rude movements, he didn't look like a prince again.
"Whew." Ao Lan let out a sigh of relief, stood up and blinked, wiped the water off his face, and looked down at Yang Xiaomian.
"Little girl, but if I have something on my face, you nod, and if there is nothing on my face, you shake your head." He was still a little worried about his face, and he always felt something on his face.
looked down at Yang Xiaomian seriously, Yang Xiaomian shook his tongue, looked up at the insect on his face and pretended not to understand.
I said proudly in my heart: I'm a wolf and I can't understand your words, so don't bother thinking about it, I just won't tell you what's on your face.
His eyes looked straight at Ao Lan Shuqing, and Yang Xiaomian lay on the ground with his legs open and looked around.
"Little girl." Ao Lan Shu felt neglected, squatted down, held Yang Xiaomian's face with both hands, and looked at her eyes face to face.
"Little girl, you're not good again."
"......" Yang Xiaomian's eyes fluttered left and right, and said secretly in his heart.
What is this person doing, what do you mean I'm not good again? Why should I be good to you!
Angry in his heart, Yang Xiaomian got up and pumped his head out.
"Don't move." Ao Lan said as if he was ordering, grabbed Yang Xiaomian's head tightly with both hands, and said righteously, "Don't move, be honest!" ”
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian shouted, and his head was about to be cut off by him.
Angry, she straightened her legs and didn't move forward, and she got into love with Ao Lan, dragging her ass back.
"Little girl." Ao Lan gritted his teeth, he didn't dare to use force in his hands, and looked at Yang Xiaomian, who was dragging back, so he had to let go.
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian lost his gravity, took a few steps back, and slipped on the edge of the stone with his hind foot.
"Whew!" She screamed and tumbled into the water.
"Hahaha......" Ao Lanshu laughed, pointing at Yang Xiaomian, who was emerging from the water, and laughed so much that tears flowed out.
Wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers, looked down at Yang Xiaomian who swam to the shore and climbed the stones, and covered his stomach with his smiling hands.
Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Ao Lan exhaled deeply, and looked down at Yang Xiaomian, who was wet and climbed onto the stone.
smiled and said, "Little girl, you are so cute." ”
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian shook his body vigorously, raised his head and yelled at Ao Lan.
You still laugh at me, you stinky man is no better, look at your face, black and white, like flesh, ugly!
yelled in his heart, and looked at him with bared teeth and dissatisfaction.
Ao Lan Shuqing is not a person who cares, ignores her, stands up and pats the crumpled clothes, turns around and walks forward.
"Woo." Yang Xiaomian bit the hem of his clothes and pulled it back hard, shouting in his heart that he hadn't eaten fish yet, I was hungry and wanted to eat fish!
She yelled, eager to drag him straight into the water.
Feeling that his clothes were being pulled, Ao Lan turned his head comfortably, and saw Yang Xiaomian biting his clothes, very helpless.
Turning around and squatting down, he hugged her wet face with both hands, put his face close to her eyes and asked, "Little girl, what do you want to do?" ”
"Woo." Eating fish, of course, aren't you hungry?
Yang Xiaomian called twice, the wet dripping water on his body, forcefully pulled back the head he was holding, and shook his body vigorously by stepping on the ground.