042-Generation Grandmaster-3
Xuan Yi naturally heard the voice, frowned, took his hand and wiped the sweat on his body with a towel, and walked out with a dress.
"Huzi, go to the store and call your eldest brother, just say that someone is coming to trouble us!" The third aunt stood in the way with a rolling pin.
"Huzi, go directly to the police, say that someone is coming to make trouble, what kind of cat or dog, dare to come to my door!" Xuan Yi walked to the door and yelled directly.
"I'm here to challenge today! I'm not here to make trouble! Li Gang directly pushed away the third aunt, and a group of people came to the small courtyard.
"Hong Fist Li Gang!"
"I'm telling you again, I don't care if you are Hung Fist, Baguazhang, or Wing Chun, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, break into a private house, wait to go to jail, the third aunt went to find Li Shazhan, did the charity fund I gave to the police station let them eat dry rice?" Xuan Yi said with her arms crossed.
"Do you hear me, get out of here! Be careful, I call the green clothes to pull you! The third aunt didn't care about the difference between men and women, and directly stretched out her arms to drive them all out, "Let me tell you, my son is Sanjiangshui, and he doesn't look at where this is, and he dares to come here to spread wild!" ”
"Everyone is practicing martial arts, what's wrong with the competition? I'm scared! Li Gang said with a stiff neck.
"S'B, you have a bad brain, do you know who Lao Tzu is? Tell you, see clearly, I, rich man, do you think I'm going to fight with you? I fucking eat abalone shark fin every day, and I spit blood with shredded meat inside, are you mentally retarded, have you seen Da Nan Street? It's a place where the is all fighting, trying to find where to die. Crepe Yi said with a sneer.
"You are worthy of being called a martial arts practitioner, it's just a shame on us martial arts practitioners!" A person next to him said unconvinced.
"Brainbroken? I repeat, I'm a rich man, what kind of place is this, this is Xiangjiang, and I'm telling you one thing, there are only two kinds of people in Xiangjiang that you can't mess with, the first is those Brits, and the second is people like me, understand? Now I'll count 3 and get out of my yard at once! ”
“1”
“3”
"Very good, the third aunt knows all these people, go back and take Li Shazhan to search for me door to door! They're all in jail! ”
"You haven't counted 2 yet, it's not me, it's not me!" A group of people ran out with a bang.
And there were only two people left in the courtyard, one was Li Gang, and the other was the other person, looking at what Crepe Yi could do to him.
"Dudu Dudu~" With a whistle, soon several policemen in green ran to the door, "Mr. Bu, what's the matter?" ”
"The two of them trespassed into the house!" Xuan Yi pointed directly at the people in the courtyard.
"Arrest and break into people's houses, do you want to do anything with bad intentions?"
"Stop, my master is Ma Wencai in the fish market!" Li Gang suddenly shouted.
"Marven is it, it's good, I'll arrest it together, Marven is the mastermind! Burglary with intent! Four or five little policemen directly surrounded them, holding wooden sticks one by one, "Arrest them all!" ”
"Dare to attack the police, beat, beat me to death!"
Xuan Yi looked at the two people who had been beaten with two sticks, and quickly squatted down with his head in his hands, and looked at Xuan Yi viciously, letting the sticks on his body hit them.
"Stop!" Xuan Yi walked down the steps, "You have to pull it out and fight, don't dirty my yard!" ”
"Brothers, do you hear me, drag it out!" A small policeman hurriedly walked up to the crepe Yi, "Mr. Bu, I'm sorry, we will definitely strengthen the patrol here." ”
"Well, tell Li Shazhan, I'll invite him to dinner when I go back!" Crepe Yi said.
"Who dares to come to my territory to make trouble!" Suddenly, there was a roar outside, and then I saw Sanjiangshui rushing in with people, and then a group of people hurriedly retreated after seeing the green-clothed patrol.
"It's okay, it's my friend! Sanjiang Shui" Crepe Yi beckoned to Sanjiang Shui, "This is Officer Li. ”
"Then don't disturb Mr. Bu's rest!" Officer Li nodded at Sanjiangshui and walked out directly.
However, Xuan Yi also followed, standing at the door and looking at the large group of old and young masters gathered, "I don't care which sect you are, if you still dare to come to find trouble, I will call the police, I will treat one of them, if Xiangjiang Prison is not enough, I will pay for one to build one, all of them are faults, when this is the place?" This is the place of the legal system, and you can find a corner of Gala to play by yourself, and I don't have time to fool around here with you! ”
"What are you doing around, it's all scattered for me, scattered!" Officer Lee blew the whistle directly.
"What a big breath, build a prison, I'm afraid you don't have that much money?" Suddenly, a skinny middle-aged man walked out.
"Hehe, you're not afraid of death!" Crepe Yi said.
"Mr. Bu, this is Uncle Eight-legged, the incense master of Hongmen." Officer Li immediately leaned over to Xuan Yi and whispered.
"Eight-legged? Scared the hell out of me! Wait! I don't believe it today, whether it is a society governed by the rule of law or the underworld in Xiangjiang. Crepe Yi turned over and walked back into the house.
Pretending to go upstairs, he came out with a cloth bag, and when he walked out of the door again, the street was already full of people. ”
"This is 30 catties of gold, I will donate it to Director James today, so that he can expand the prison facilities, eight feet, right! I see which foot dares to step through my door! That's all I have for today. Sergeant Li, what are you doing in a daze? Come with me to the Kowloon Bay Police Station! Xuan Yi said and turned around and left.
"Xiao Liu, watch me at the door, whoever dares to step on it, write it down for me, and we will come to arrest people when we turn around!" Officer Li directly picked up the gold bars on the ground and hurriedly followed Xuanyi.
A group of green-clothed patrol officers escorted Xianyi and walked directly to the police station.
When Xuan Yi arrived at the police station, this matter had already spread by people with fast legs, and even when Xuan Yi first walked to the police station, Director James was already standing at the door with a smile and waiting.
"Hey, James, I haven't seen you for a few days and you're still so handsome and chic!" Xuan Yi is very familiar with greeting in English.
"Hi Joey! I heard you're going to donate, are you kidding? James also smiled and hugged Moyi.
"How is it possible, I found that our Kowloon Bay police are very good at managing local law and order, but they are too hard, so in order to praise their professionalism, I decided to donate 30 catties of gold to the police commissioner, because it is under his wise leadership that the security in Kowloon can be so good, and by the way, improve their lives." Xuan Yi said with a smile.
"Then I'll call the media, I'm ready to publicize this kind of thing!" James said with a smile.
"Of course, but I think James may need to help me prepare a speech, I'm a very non-verbal person." Xuan Yi said with a smile.
"Hahaha, let's go to the office for a cup of tea and take a break!" As James spoke, he saw Crepe Yi take the gold bar in his hand and follow him to the police station.
When he came to the office, James personally made a cup of coffee for Crepe Yi, and then sat on the sofa.
"My friend, what the hell is going on, I'm just confused." James asked curiously.
"Hey my friend, don't I like to practice kung fu? Isn't it a joke that a group of people came to me to compete? Xiangjiang is a legal area, and it is illegal to fight and fight. Who knew that this group of guys didn't listen to the persuasion and broke into my home, which scared me to death, and some people were carrying weapons. Xuan Yi said helplessly.
"Indeed, this kind of thing is simply lawless, so?" James looked at the gold on the table.
"I think I'm very unsafe, so I hope to improve the patrol force in the area where I live, otherwise all cats and dogs will harass me, I'm just trying to keep fit, and I don't want to go out and fight and kill." Xuan Yi said and pushed the gold over, "Alas, it seems that this Justice of the Peace can't get it, I think I should go to the United States, it's safer there!" ”
"No, no, no, my friend, please believe me, and trust the West Kowloon Police Station, I will definitely guarantee your safety, and about the Justice of the Peace, I have already helped you report to the Governor, you have funded three schools, and I think this matter can be completed by the end of this year." James didn't want such a fat sheep to run away, but he didn't want to give him a Justice of the Peace in order to get wool, but when he heard that Xuan Yi was going to go to the United States, he didn't dare to bet, in case this rich man really ran to the United States, it would be completely over.
Crepe Yi chatted with James for a while, and soon, Crepe Yi changed into a suit at James's place, and then attended a press conference with James, after which Crepe Yi was driven back to the residence.
"Senior brother, fourth senior brother, Jiang Shui!" When she got home, she saw several people sitting in the living room of the house.
"It's okay!" Senior Brother hurriedly asked.
"What can I do, this is Xiangjiang, rich is the uncle, why did these people come to my house to compete with me? What's the situation! As she spoke, she looked at Sanjiangshui.
"Ahem, that senior brother, I just said casually, you practiced martial arts at home all day, and now it is rumored that you are a martial arts idiot, and there may be some people who don't open their eyes and want to step on you." Sanjiangshui said embarrassedly under the gaze of the three people.
"Nonsense! Are we martial arts? What are we listed for business, and when did we open the gym? Senior Brother shouted directly.
"I, I was wrong!" Sanjiangshui knelt directly on the ground, "It's me who owes it, it's all my fault!" ”
"Alright, let's get up first!" Xuan Yi dragged Sanjiangshui up, "I like to practice martial arts, but I don't want to fight with people, so let's put it this way, you can understand that I am trying to strengthen my body and explore the spirit of martial arts." ”
"Huh! It's true? Sanjiangshui's eyes lit up when he looked at himself, a rich brother, what a noble quality this is, and he is not a martial idiot.
"Fake! I'm not stupid, what kind of world is this, of course it's self-preservation, I can't be robbed that day with a knife on my stomach and waiting to die. Xuan Yi scolded angrily: "Why do I protect myself? I'm afraid of death! ”
"Ahh
"Do you know what the greatest tragedy of life is?" Xuan Yi looked at Xiao Shenyang, no, Sanjiangshui said with a deep face.