Chapter 1 The Wild Phoenix Lands
It is said that this high basketball that eats lotus root, in a trance, he has become the world's most beautiful kung fu and the strongest clothed Feng, and now he easily gets this Fenglaiyi restaurant, drinking wine and eating meat every day, appreciating beauties, yes, it is to appreciate himself in the mirror, and look at himself with squints.
Because she is the most invincible beautiful girl in the world.
This is more and more weary, and there was originally a final exam to avoid it, haha.
The more I thought about it, the more refreshed I felt, lying on the rocking chair on the second floor of the restaurant, crossing Erlang's legs, humming a little song and shaking my feet.
With his eyes closed, he reached out to touch the fruit plate on the table next to him, but he was blind and opened his eyes: "It's empty so soon?" ”
So he got up and was about to go downstairs to find something to eat, but as soon as he walked to the stairs, he heard a few swords-wearing guys whispering at the table downstairs.
"Ai, have you heard," a glass of wine was swallowed, and the man opened his mouth, "Hong Si'er, the tiger knife of the Hongmen Dart Bureau, was killed. ”
"Oops, this damn little splash should have been cleaned up a long time ago, should! Should! The other party snorted and ate disapprovingly.
"It's in the back that opens your eyes," the other party said in a low voice, "Who do you guess he was killed?" Speaking out scares you to death. ”
"Who, you can scare me?"
"Plain Clothes Miracle!"
As soon as the other party spoke, the listener was so frightened that the half-bitten chicken leg in his mouth stopped in the air, and he trembled for a while: "That...... That is the world's number one miracle? Really? ”
The other party looked grim and nodded: "Can this be fake?" The old lady of the Xue family has confirmed it with his own eyes, and the palm power of the broken chest is none other than the magic skill of Su Yi. ”
"Tut-tut, hasn't this magic skill mysteriously disappeared from the rivers and lakes since twenty years ago?"
"This is a good show to watch again......"
"It's too Xuanmen!"
Gao Lan was shocked: It's bad, I accidentally stabbed Lou Zi with this palm, what a whole is this. Sure enough, in ancient times, you can't show your wealth or kung fu, so you have to be careful to restrain yourself in the future.
This accidentally used a palm, and it has to talk about what happened on the first day when Gao Lan just came down from the cliff he crossed to.
~The barren mountain was robbed by bandits
"Tell you to run, you run, did you run out of the palm of my Hong Si?" A meaty Humpty Dumpty man shouted after him with a long knife.
Looking at the front of me again, there was a woman in a messy body in extreme panic, who kept stumbling on the ground and got up and ran, shouting hard while running: "Help......"
Soon, however, the delicate woman was exhausted, her legs were weak, and she fell to her knees and had no strength to get up.
"Humph! Hum! Humpty Dumpty laughed twice, "Little girl, aren't you quite able to run, why don't you run, get up and keep running." As she spoke, she dangled a long knife in front of her delicate face.
The woman was so frightened that her face turned pale, and her body kept trembling: "Master Hong, just let me go, the dead man in my family owes you money, and I will ......definitely pay it back if I make a cow and a horse."
"Haha, I said that you don't have to work so hard, look at you such a beautiful girl, how can I be willing to let you work hard, don't you have to go back with me to be a concubine, you have to run out of the fuck, you are toasting and not eating and drinking."
"I won't be your concubine if I kill me, you can't count the number of concubines, is there still one who needs me?" The woman cried.
"Humph! It's up to you to do this, come with me. Don't you want me to solve you on the spot! As he spoke, he forcefully pulled her arm.
The woman resisted with all her might.
"If you resist again, Lao Tzu will chop you up here." After speaking, he raised the long knife in his hand.
Gao Lan just wanted to stop it, but at this time, a voice came from behind: "Stop!" In broad daylight, he dared to rob the people and thieves, and he was simply lawless. ”
Humpty Dumpty was really startled, but when he looked back, he showed a contemptuous smile: "Where did I come from, hehe, it turned out to be a stinky boy, what should I do, no matter how nosy you are, Lao Tzu will even chop you." ”
"I'm still in charge of this matter today, if you don't let people go, I'm going to do it." The kid had a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.
At this time, Humpty Dumpty suddenly became interested, and threw the woman in his hand to the ground next to him: "The good boy seems to be good at kung fu and is not afraid of death, so let you see the power of the tiger knife in Lao Tzu's hand." ”
"Tiger Ben Knife?" When the kid heard this, a trace of timidity rose on his face, "You are Hong Si!" ”
Hearing him say this, Hong Si said proudly: "Haha, it seems that my Hong Si has a good reputation in the rivers and lakes." ”
"The reputation is not small, it can be said that it is notorious, notorious, and stinking. Haha......" The kid smiled and showed a row of white teeth on his gray face, "Who in the rivers and lakes doesn't know that Hong Si is a famous bully, relying on his ancestral tiger sword, robbing countless beauties ......"
When Hong Siyi heard this, his teeth itched angrily: "You...... Stinky boy, look at the knife. So saying, he slashed at him.
Who knew that the kid had a tone and no weapons, so he couldn't catch him after a few moves, so he had to retreat again and again.
Gao Lan saw it clearly in the tree: "It turned out to be a lord with a lot of thunder and a small rain." ”
But although he is not good at martial arts, his legs and feet are very neat, and he runs in a flash, and Humpty Dumpty can't find the north and south, but his three-legged cat kung fu really can't cope with Humpty Dumpty's big knife.
"Stinky boy, you don't have the ability to meddle in your affairs, you're looking for death." Hong Si raised his knife as he spoke, and seeing that the knife was about to fall on the head of the hairy boy, Gao Lan picked a leaf from the tree, pinched it with enough strength, and quickly threw it.
"Ahh Hong Si screamed, his hand loosened, and the tiger knife fell to the ground instantly.
Hong Si lowered his head and found that a slender green leaf had been inserted on the back of his hand, but it was as sharp as a sharp weapon.
Seeing this, the hairy boy was also surprised and shocked: It was a leaf, not a dart, how deep is this person's internal strength.
At this moment, in an instant......
Gao Lan slowly flew down from the trees.
A pure white flawless gauze skirt and long black hair that fell to the waist flowed gracefully, and as her feet landed, they all fell gently. If it is like a fairy falling from the sky, it is super dusty, ethereal, and beautiful...... Everything around her seemed to stand still because of her presence.
That scene stunned everyone present.
Gao Lan's hand flicked slightly, the wide sleeves brushed, and as her body moved slightly, the long skirt was scattered, and the long hair was flowing, the momentum was beautiful, and the beauty was so amazing. The frost smell of the whole body does not eat the fireworks in the world, and there is no decoration, but it is enough to make people fall in love at first sight and sway.
"Immortals!" Hong Si forgot about the pain and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "I'm not dreaming. ”
"We can't have the same dream, do we?" The stunned kid next to him said stupidly.
Seeing their expressions, Gao Lan stood tall and carried his hands, and his face was arrogant and independent.
Gently opened his lips: "Okay, today...... Now that I've run into it, I hope it ends here. ”
It wasn't until she opened her mouth that the stagnation of those present was broken.
"Ah, the girl can talk." After Hong Si confirmed that she was an ordinary person, her face was immediately filled with a lewd smile, "The girl is really beautiful like a fairy, I thought she was a fairy." ”
Gao Lan just swept his disgusting expression with his peripheral vision, and didn't want to look at him directly, and said sharply: "I said this is the end, if you talk more nonsense, don't blame me for being polite!" ”
"Haha, it seems that the girl is good at kung fu, then I, Hong Si, will come to learn it, if you lose, I won't pester that girl anymore, but ...... Hehe, you have to go with me, a hundred or so Liu Hui Niang can't compare to half a point of the girl. Hong Si looked at Gao Lan, and his eyes were about to fly out.
Gao Lan thought to herself: "Hmph, you asked for it." ”
I saw Hong Si pick up the knife and attack Gao Lan directly.
Gao Lan turned over easily, dodged his attack, and by the way, he flew into the air and gave him a kick, and between the lightning and flint, before Hong Si could react, he fell to the ground with a puff.
He was just about to struggle to get up, but Gao Lan quickly pressed his foot on his neck.
Condescendingly, the person under his feet couldn't move.
Hong Si felt the strength of that foot, so he had to compromise: "The fairy spares her life, the villain admits defeat, admits defeat, and will never pester her again." ”
Gao Lan retracted the foot that pressed on him, in fact, Gao Lan really couldn't bear to hurt people, thinking that he didn't even dare to kill a cockroach in modern times, so seeing him soft and begging for mercy, he thought it would be okay.
So he retracted his feet and turned to leave.
Hong Si's eyes suddenly flashed with anger.
I heard a sudden scream from behind: "Fairy be careful." ”
Gao Lan turned around suddenly, Hong Si's knife was about to slash at herself, and she was unprepared for the incident, and the plain clothes magic skill was used all at once, and it was very powerful.
I only heard the violent screams of Hong Si spread in all directions.
Gao Lan knew the strength of that palm, and estimated that his internal organs were shattered, and blood spurted like a pillar...... She couldn't bear to look at it, but she really didn't want to hurt anyone, but it was too sudden......
The kid next to him was dumbfounded, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand exaggeratedly for a while, and stammered in praise: "Oh my God! What a great kung fu! ”
Gao Lan turned around and looked at the kid carefully, a tattered patch of clothes, a gray face, and a half-big gourd on his body, thirteen or fourteen years old, hanging a child, even so, but it still feels a little weird, always giving people the feeling of being feminine in a girl, Gao Lan took a closer look, and there was really no Adam's apple.
Gao Lan thought to herself: It turns out that in ancient times, it was really popular for women to dress up as men.
After being stared at like this for a while, the kid said with some pretense: "What is so good-looking about me as a big man, but, hehe, girl, you are really better looking than the fairy." ”
Gao Lan chuckled and turned to leave.
I saw that the woman knelt on the ground: "Two benefactors, thank you for saving each other with righteousness, my Liu Huiniang will never forget your great kindness in this life!"
After speaking, you will kowtow to the ground.
"Oops! This eldest sister, don't be polite, we are just seeing unevenness on the road, and we are doing our best. The boy hurriedly helped her up.
"I still have something to do, we'll meet later." Gao Lan wanted to leave after speaking.
"Wait, fairy, I want to remind you of what has just happened, and give you some advice, I wonder if you would like to hear it?" That tomboy has quite a charlatan.
Gao Lan wanted to escape from the crime scene quickly, but then he thought that he really needed someone to guide him through the experience of the rivers and lakes, otherwise he wouldn't understand anything, and how would he mix in the rivers and lakes in the future.
So he turned around: "Little brother, please speak." ”