Chen Yi is so angry......

Every time you come back from a "long trip", nothing good happens.

Is this a spell?

The first time I came back, I was scared enough by the weird "mowing the grass".

The second time I was almost bitten by a dog, the third time I was squatted, the fourth time I was squatted by the goods, and the fifth time I was directly flattened......

This time, it didn't even fail to avoid this curse, making people directly block the door and scold the street?

If it weren't for the fact that all of his skills were used to suppress Dao injuries, Chen Yi would now be able to shoot the cursed person out of space with his backhand......

Even now, his eyes were on fire, and he turned around abruptly......

“？？”

Chen Yi, who was about to go crazy, was stunned.

The scene was a little different from what he imagined......

On the opposite side of the small pond, at the intersection of the bamboo forest path, a group of shiny bald heads were confronting two very fat creatures, and the solemn atmosphere of the great battle was shrouded in the sky......

Well, it's a war of words......

These two fat creatures are the two things that are oranges and babbles.

The stupid bear orange was sticking his palms into his waist, and the mouth of the bloody bear was wide open, and saliva spurted wildly.

The bald heads on the opposite side were sprayed with saliva all over their heads by him, their faces were flushed, they were angry, and they were helpless......

"Dead bald donkey!"

"You know it's amazing, right?"

"You bite me?"

"Humph! Forgive you and don't dare, a dead bald donkey, bald head, can there still be a kind? ”

"I'll tell you, Lord Maomao doesn't have your good fruit to eat!"

"Whoa!"

The orange was stuck in his waist, his stomach was straight, a big tongue was flicking quickly, and although he couldn't speak, he was not to be outdone, and kept letting out a tiger roar to cheer.

A group of big monks were so angry that they rolled up their sleeves and wanted to fight hard.

was held by a fat monk.

Looking at the image of this fat man, it is estimated that the sentence "the meat dumpling with tumors" just now is scolding him......

“……”

What about this group of great monks, whether they will be angry to death, Chen Yi is not interested in paying attention, but there are already green tendons on his head.

scolded the monk in front of the bald donkey...... Wrong! scolded the bald donkey in front of the monk......

You really want to go to heaven!

"Tachibana, Ko!"

Two words squeezed out of the root of his teeth.

The orange that turned into a saliva bear was giving full play to the invincible key technique he learned from the Internet, and his body and mind were also full of joy, when the sudden sound shook his bear body, and a puddle of yellow and turbid liquid flowed down the thick bear legs to the ground, exuding a burst of noise......

Whoop was no better, whined, turned around, and jumped down in front of Chen Yi.

Holding his tail between his legs, two trembling strands, grinning with a huge tiger mouth, the tiger's face was full of flattery: "Woo~~"

"I haven't seen you for a few days, you guys are so majestic."

Chen Yi's face was expressionless, but the two of them were frightened.

"Great host!"

Orange didn't care about the wetness of stepping down, and slammed into it with a knee slip.

"Tangerines want to report!"

"Someone stole the spring water...... Bah! Someone steals the house! ”

"This group of bald donkeys is taking advantage of the owner's absence and wants to break through the empty door! If it weren't for the orange giving up his life to resist, the master, your house would be gone again! ”

“……”

This bastard, I really can't let him play with his phone anymore......

"I'll clean you both up later!"

Chen Yi glared at the two goods fiercely.

After all, I've been raising it for so long, and it's cost a lot of food, so I'm really reluctant to stew it like this.

A group of monks saw that the two cheap monsters were finally suppressed, and they all breathed a bad breath.

For this young man who suddenly appeared, the bald heads were very curious.

Appearing here, such a cheap and arrogant monster, but he is so ...... to him Flattery, and a bald head, enough to be reminiscent.

"Buddhist disciples release the emptiness, worship ...... Meet Master Sanzang! ”

The first to react was a fat monk, that is, the "meat dumpling with tumors".

A fat face pulled out three big arcs, with a big belly, and saluted Chen Yiheshi.

It can be seen that he is trying to make a big gift.

It's just that this waist ...... The ball has no waist......

I really couldn't bend down, and in the process of saluting like this, a layer of fine sweat was already holding back from my head......

“……”

Originally, Chen Yi was a little dissatisfied with this group of bald heads.

When he returned, he immediately set the time.

This time the time to leave is a bit long, perhaps because the level gap between the White Snake world and the current world is very close, and the time difference is not as big as the previous world.

It's been more than two months since he left.

This group of bald heads is still guarding here.

Ran to my house, blocked my door, and confronted my pets...... Although these two goods are a bit cheap......

But my dog, I beat it, you can't scold it.

However, looking at the strenuous appearance of this meat dumpling, the saliva and sweat on his head were mixed, and Chen Yi was a little unbearable......

"Ahem......"

"Tell me, you've been with me for so long, and you've been with my pet, what do you want to do? Finding faults? ”

I can't bear it, Chen Yi still has a stiff face.

"No, no, no!"

The meat dumpling shook his hand again and again, so anxious that the water on his head was even more: "We are here to meet the master, there is no malice, no malice!" ”

"Oh,"

Chen Yi nodded and waved his hand again: "That's okay, see and see, worship and worship, you can go." ”

"Huh?"

"No, no, no......!"

"Master Sanzang, I, we ......"

Meat dumplings were a little dumbfounded, which was not quite what he thought.

Chen Yi glared and said, "What are you doing?" Still want to stay and eat? I don't have anything here, oh, there's a lot of meat, why don't you eat two bites before you go? ”

“……”

The fat on the meat dumpling's face trembled for a while.

It's okay if you don't want to invite a meal, you invite a monk to eat meat in front of you, are you too much?

Although there are a lot of monks who eat meat now, but I am not one of those unscrupulous people, seeing that I have been waiting for you at your door for more than two months, you should at least prepare a good vegetarian banquet to entertain you, right?

Wrong!

We're not here to eat!

"Master, don't hide it, the poor monk is empty, he is the director of the Sect Association, and he led his disciples to come, on behalf of the Sect Association, to invite the master to come."

The meat ball wiped the sweat from his head and said.

He can see that this master of Sanzang, the Buddha and the holy monk in the mouth of the world today, is even more difficult to do than the legend in the industry......

Where do you dare to go around with him?

"Excuse me? I'm not a monk, I'm just a little psychiatrist, what do you ask me for? Is any of you there mentally ill? That's easy to do, I can't do anything else, I'm good at seeing a doctor, for the sake of you being a monk, I'll make it cheaper for you and send the patient! ”

Chen Yi waved his hand with a very generous expression.

It's rare to go home, and he doesn't want to pretend to be X anymore.

This is the truth, his bald head is inexplicable, isn't it the monk's fault?

“……”

This time, it was not only the meat dumplings, but a group of monks all stared directly at Chen Yi's brain, which was brighter than everyone on his side, and the monk's robe.

Are you called a monk?

This is more professional than we are!

I still want to deny it!

Meat dumplings were sweating profusely: "Master, do you know, since the last time the master preached Buddhism in the City of Miracles, the disciples of the Zongxie have all been like Mu Ganlin, Daigo empowerment, day and night, all looking forward to it, just hoping to listen to the Buddha's voice again,"

"Therefore, the poor monks and others took the liberty to come this time, just to invite the master to go to the sect association to preach the scriptures and teachings for the disciples, and hope that the master will be fulfilled!"

"What Dharma? I don't ......."

Of course, Chen Yi didn't want to ask for trouble, but before he could speak, he was suddenly interrupted by a shout.

"Buddha help!"

“……”