(￣.￣). z Z……

(⊙_⊙)?

The ellipsis is enough to indicate that the fat man opened his eyes from deep sleep, and it took more than a minute to go from drooping his eyelids in a daze to opening his eyes roundly.

Then there's the question mark.

Didn't the fat man sleep in his room?

What the?

Getting up from the ground and looking at the surrounding mountains and forests, the fat man looked confused.

"Could it be that the fat man has crossed over?"

As a strange man who has read strange books all over the world, the fat man remembered a possibility.

The fat man looked at the undulating mountains in the distance, the strange peaks that reached into the sky.

He was sure that those peaks were more than 10,000 meters tall.

There could not be such a high mountain on the planet.

Thinking of this, the fat man's heart fluttered.

There is nervousness and fear, but there is an irrepressible excitement.

Crossing, as we all know, this is the standard plug-in for successful people and bull people!

Feng Shui takes turns, and today it's finally my turn to be fat!

The fat man was so excited that his nostrils spewed hot air, and he almost whistled.

didn't get excited for a few seconds, and suddenly like a deflated balloon, his face became crying.

He remembered his parents.

Or as we all know, one of the conditions for the success of the traverser: parents sacrifice to heaven......

Although his parents didn't sacrifice to the sky, it is estimated that they will not see each other in the future, and it is not much different from the sacrifice to the sky.

Although he usually shouts that life is boring, if he doesn't have a comfortable and happy family, how can he have that kung fu and be bored?

So the more the fat man thought about it, the more sad he became, and the more he thought about it, the more sad he became......

Thinking of the end, I cried directly.

Wiping his tears and snot, he shouted, "Dad! Mother! The son is not filial! I can't repay you two old people! Woo~~! ”

The fat man wanted to be a hero and was dismissive of those who wanted to be the Awakened, but he now understood that he was no different from those people.

Imagination is always different from reality.

The price of being a hero is too great!

"What is the dead fat man howling? Howl and mourn! ”

The fat man was wiping his tears and snot from his nose when he suddenly heard a scolding voice.

The fat man usually hates people calling him fat, is he fat? It's still a few pounds away from three hundred, it's burly!

Especially with a dead word added in front.

If he wants to put it aside, his temper is better than sitting on the grandson to death.

But now the three words dead fat man simply let him see his relatives.

Great Chinese!

The crying stopped, and he turned his head sharply.

Under the hillside, where flowers and plants were covered like a thick carpet, a thin young man was startled by his glowing eyes: "What do you want to do?" ”

"Loved ones!"

The fat man howled loudly and ran over with a bang.

"Wait, wait! I'll beat you up again! Stop! ”

The thin man watched the dead fat man press against him like a mountain of meat, and almost turned his head and ran.

Fortunately, the fat man's sanity was not all lost, and he braked the car before he collided, and stars almost popped up in his two little eyes: "You also crossed?" ”

"What crossing? What a mess. ”

The thin man was inexplicable, but after thinking about what he had just done, and looking at the surrounding environment, he roughly understood, and suddenly rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid?" ”

"How do you curse?"

Seeing that the fat man looked unhappy, he rolled his eyes fiercely: "You take two steps first!" ”

Fatty: o(〃'ェ'〃)o

"What? I don't buy crutches. ”

"Poof!"

The thin man almost vomited blood from internal injuries.

God is buying crutches!

"Lao Tzu doesn't sell crutches! I don't sell bikes either! ”

The fat man wiped a handful of saliva that was sprayed on his face without care, and laughed out with a mouthful of big white teeth: "It seems that we are really fellow countrymen, relatives!" ”

“……”

The thin man looked at him expressionlessly.

This dead fat man looks stupid, but he is not stupid at all, and he is very shady, so he quietly tried his bottom.

The fat man didn't know that he had been branded with the seal of Lao Yinbi, so he took two steps towards the thin man with a smile.

[Congratulations on becoming a player of the "Heavenly Game", you have entered the world of swordsmen (Sanpin), if you have any questions, please silently recite / say the order "Reincarnation Golden Lotus", open the reincarnation interface, open the intelligent assistant to ask]

[Enter the scene map Daoxiang Village, the maximum number of players in this scene is 100, the current players exceed the upper limit, and the mirror scene has been diverted, the current number of people in the mirror scene: 100/100. Note: Only the first player/player team to complete the main story quest of the scene map will be able to inherit all the NPC relationships that will be retained after the scene reset. 】

Fatty: (′⊙ω⊙')!

"Games? Gamer! ”

"Aren't we crossing over?"

"Wear your head."

The thin man felt that when he saw this dead fat man, he might have to roll his eyes for the rest of his life today.

"Oh oh, it's good if it's not crossing, it's good if it's not crossing!"

Now who wants to tell the fat man that he will be happy again, the fat man has to scrape him to death with a big ear!

He muttered in his mouth, but his mind was too lazy to pay attention to the "relative" in front of him.

I have never eaten pork and have seen countless pigs running wildly, and I silently recited it in my heart without disobedience and familiarity.

I found myself with a sudden glow in my right hand.

Hold it up in front of you, and you will see a golden interface: [The reincarnation interface is on, the default is **mode, only the player himself can see it, yes/whether to change it to a public mode that is visible to everyone?] 】

Only then did the fat man raise his eyelids, smile at the thin man, and subconsciously turn sideways.

Nonsense, how can such a ** thing be seen by others?

After silently saying no, the interface changed, and a "burly" portrait appeared:

Creature Codename: Wang Zimeng (can be modified by yourself)

Spirit Seed: Man (one of the six pleasures)

Realm: None

Lifespan: 20/77

Ontological attributes: body 4, wisdom 6, meaning 6, qi 1, skill 1

Stand-in attributes: body 4, wisdom 6, meaning 6, qi 1, skill 1

Passive Skills: None

Items: None

"Huh~ You know my name?"

This is the first reaction of the fat man.

The thin man pouted: "Isn't it weird?" Thinking about how you got here, it's clear that we're in the crosshairs, and you'd better pray that you don't run into weirdness. ”

"Yes."

The fat man couldn't help scratching his head when he thought that he had slept in this barren mountain and wilderness.

Then the corner of his eye squinted at the dry guy in front of him, who fell down when the wind blew, and his eyes rolled slightly.

Why is this kid so calm when he encounters this kind of thing?

Listening to his tone, it seems that weirdness is not very unusual to him, and this appearance is probably not only encountered, but also seen a lot.

Could it be that he is the legendary Awakened?

"Ahem, my name is Prince, what do you call Big Brother?"

The fat man turned his mind carefully, and began to set up almost, but quietly deleted a word of his name and changed a word.

“……”

"Wang ...... Child? ”

Seeing that the fat man was nodding, the thin man looked at his flesh and felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach......

"Lin Ritian."

Lin Hao was not to be outdone, and his face did not change.

“……”

You ribs are more shameless than a fat man.

The fat man's face was as usual, with a hint of a flattering smile: "Brother Ritian, let's team up together?" ”

"......" Lin Hao's face twitched slightly: "Just call me Lao Lin." ”

"I've been researching for a long time, but I haven't found any teaming functions anywhere."

"Really?"

The fat man was also studying the golden interface in front of him, and the corners of his eyes looked around from time to time.

The more he studied, the more frightened he became.

Game?

Is there such a real game?

I'm afraid it's not a god's game, right?

If this is the case, the inner space in the interface will be extremely scary to think about......

"Hey, fat man, look, I see someone over there,"

Lin Hao patted him, and suddenly screamed: "Hold the grass, the group is fruitful!" ”