Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Funniest Joke

Jiang Ziyan slowly walked forward with Ye Yu and Ye Cicada.

Now that I have figured it out, since the Guogong Mansion got the news of the danger of the King of Chu, someone has designed himself.

In order to use Jiang Ziyan to deal with the King of Chu, it was really painstaking.

Jiang Ziyan himself wasn't sure if King Chu cared about him, and how the other party knew what King Chu thought.

"Keep up," Jiang Ziyan instructed Ye Yu Ye Cicada.

No matter how bad it is, you can hide in a small consultation room.

Jiang Ziyan and the others rested on the side of the road for half an hour, and the secret guards also gathered around them, and after walking a few steps, they saw that the merchants who were in a hurry were not far in front of them.

Hehe! Some of them are playing.

Jiang Ziyan and the others found another place to sit down in the sun and shelter from the wind.

It seemed that they wanted to lead Jiang Ziyan and their noses forward, and after Jiang Ziyan and the others sat down, the merchants also stopped.

Jiang Ziyan and the others still ate a little bit in the morning, and they ran around for so long, they were only in a hurry before, but now they stopped, and the stomachs of the three people were gurgling.

"Miss Cousin, are you hungry?" Ye Yu clutched his stomach.

"Miss Ben is a god who comes down from heaven and doesn't need to eat." After speaking, Jiang Ziyan reached out and scratched the itchy flesh on Ye Yu's body.

The three of them fight together.

The secret guard who was hiding in the shadows saw Jiang Ziyan talking and laughing, and there was no sign of worrying about the situation in front of him.

"Alas, Miss Cousin must be a big-hearted person."

The secret guards sent by Duoduo were even more eye-catching.

Seeing Jiang Ziyan in a hurry before, he was still worried about Jiang Ziyan and them, but now he sees Jiang Ziyan and them making trouble together: Regent, are you sure Jiang Ziyan needs help?

Seeing that the sun was about to set, Jiang Ziyan showed no signs of going on the road, so those merchants returned the same way.

Jiang Ziyan saw that those merchants were walking back, so he stood on the side of the road with Ye Yu and Ye Cicada.

Waiting for this group of people to come out of the moth.

The group of merchants drove a carriage and approached to hear the voice of a woman on the carriage.

Ye Yu Ye Cicada pulled out his saber and stood in front of Jiang Ziyan, waiting for Jiang Ziyan to give a look or a gesture, and then he wanted to pick the carotid artery of these people.

There are eight people in front of me, exactly four people, fair.

As for the car, it will be left to Miss Biao, and we sisters can't swallow it alone.

These people were about to walk out of Jiang Ziyan's sight, but Jiang Ziyan and they didn't make a move, letting the woman in the car hum muffled.

Suddenly, "Eldest sister save me, I'm Chu'er!" There was a shout, and the birds in the trees by the road fluttered their wings and flew away.

So many people passed by just now, and these birds that survived on the handouts of passers-by did not leave, and now Jiang Qiaochu in the car screamed hard, and scared away this group of birds, which shows that Jiang Qiaochu is quite strong.

Oh, that's interesting.

"Since you're here, let's stop." Jiang Ziyan's face was light and light.

The carriage really stopped.

"Young Master, they stopped."

Ye Yu Ye Cicada looked incredible.

These merchants looked back and saw Jiang Ziyan standing in the sunset.

Some people in this world are like this, they don't need too many words, and they don't need to pile up flowery rhetoric, just standing there, even if they are silent, they can't take their eyes off, and the brilliance of this time will follow her footsteps.

Jiang Qiaochu got out of the carriage and saw a group of people standing there staring at Jiang Ziyan in a daze.

It's a scourge everywhere.

"Eldest sister, don't come to harm?" Jiang Qiaochu held a ladyboy face, twisted the waist of the water snake, and walked over with a sway.

"Jiang Qiaochu, you are the lord of Heshuo who was ordered to go to Northern Goryeo and kiss. If you are not with the second prince of Northern Goryeo, what are you doing in this Gannan Province? Do you want to resist the decree? ”

Jiang Ziyan scolded.

"Eldest sister, don't stand and talk without backache. The second prince of Northern Goryeo didn't see what kind of virtuous eldest sister didn't see it, just like that, a cowardly man also wants to marry our first talented girl in the Northern Jin Dynasty? Wouldn't that insult our Northern Jin Dynasty women. ”

"Jiang Qiaochu, you are ignoring the emperor's order, it is disloyal. Abandoning the family and ignoring it is for the sake of unfilial piety. Leaving the second prince behind is unkind. It is unjust to let many relatives and friends run for you.

For an unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, and unrighteous person like you, Miss Ben despises to be a sister to you.

From this day forward, Miss Ben has nothing to do with you. It's not even your big sister. ”

Jiang Qiaochu was speechless by Jiang Ziyan's righteous words for a while, and once again witnessed the charm of Jiang Ziyan's language.

Soon, Jiang Qiaochu realized that he was timid in front of Jiang Ziyan, and said angrily: "Jiang Ziyan, don't be too arrogant, you will be good-looking in a while." ”

"Really? Jiang Qiaochu, don't move your rouge gouache-covered head to think about it, if you go back with me now, for the sake of the eldest prince's face, I may help you tell a big lie and regain face for the eldest prince.

If you are obsessed and go all the way to the dark, Miss Ben might as well take action to remove a shameless scourge for our Northern Jin Dynasty. ”

"Jiang Ziyan, don't talk big, it's not certain who will die."

"Jiang Qiaochu, do you think I will let you live before I die?"

"You dare!" Jiang Qiaochu's frightened face changed, she had already seen the frost on Jiang Ziyan's face, and her eyes released coldness, as if she was shrouded in ice and snow and cold.

"Why don't you hurry up, take down Jiang Ziyan and them!" Jiang Qiaochu commanded these people who were pretending to be merchants.

These people were unmoved, obviously Jiang Qiaochu couldn't command these people.

"Horn! Trumpet! The curtain opened, and the masked man clapped his hands and walked out.

"The eldest lady is so eloquent, no wonder she can get the first place in poetry and painting at the palace banquet. Presumably, the calligraphy should also be unique in the Northern Jin Dynasty, but I don't know who Miss Jiang studied at? ”

got out of the carriage, this person was wearing a mask, and his figure was similar to that of Nangong Hao, the king of Chu, could it be that this person was also disfigured? Otherwise, it is inconvenient to meet people.

"It's not your turn to worry about who Miss Ben is studying with. If you are advised to know the current affairs, you will advise Jiang Qiaochu to return to the second prince of Northern Goryeo as soon as possible, and not to provoke the whole of Northern Goryeo to crusade against you. ”

Jiang Ziyan saw that this person was hiding his head and showing his tail, and he was not a man, so he talked about his own affairs again, so he went back.

"Hahaha!" The man laughed wildly, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.

"Joke! Would the deity mind North Goryeo? If the deity doesn't go to trouble Northern Goryeo, the royal family of Northern Goryeo burns high incense and crusades against the deity, and he must have this ability. ”

Extraordinarily arrogant beyond words is indispensable.

If Jiang Ziyan hadn't figured out the intentions of these people, he would have done it a long time ago, seeing that this person was extremely arrogant, he deliberately provoked him.

"Your Excellency doesn't have to be so arrogant, the two princes of Northern Goryeo will come in a while, if you have the guts, just wait here, and only after the battle can you know who is better."

"Hahaha, Jiang Ziyan, you want to drag the deity here, waiting for your people to come and take the deity. To tell you the truth, even if thousands of troops are coming, the deity is not afraid. ”

After speaking, he waved his hand and instructed these people dressed as merchants to step forward.

Ye Yu Ye Cicada was waiting there for a long time, and when he saw that person waved his hand, he didn't wait for these people to make a move, and rushed over with his sword.

Jiang Ziyan was naturally not idle.

In the blink of an eye, eight people fell to the ground.

Jiang Ziyan looked at the masked man, Jiang Qiaochu hid behind the man, stretched out his head, and opened his mouth just about to speak.

"Shut up!" Jiang Ziyan glared at her, "If I hear you speak again, I might as well cut off your tongue first!" ”

It's horrible!

The first time Jiang Qiaochu saw this bloody scene, and it was the first time he saw Jiang Ziyan kill someone, and not fainting was the final bottom line, if Jiang Ziyan came to cut off her tongue, it would really kill her.

Jiang Qiaochu fainted at the right time.

"Your Excellency will come empty-handed, or go to the car to get the blade, and Miss Ben will accompany you to the end."

In the distance, there was already the sound of people shouting and neighing, and the regent Duoduo, the grand prince of Northern Goryeo and Ye Qiu rushed over with a large group of men.

Besides, there was still a secret guard who didn't make a move, and Jiang Ziyan negotiated with this person with confidence.

This person is really shameless, seeing that Jiang Ziyan and the three of them destroyed these eight people in a blink of an eye. This is a first-class good hand in front of Jiang Ziyan, and in front of Jiang Ziyan and the others, he actually went to see Lord Yama, how dare he hold it up, and he turned around and wanted to get into the car.

Seeing that this person was so shameless, Jiang Ziyan summoned a scalpel and threw it at the person's back.

To say that this person is not useless, listening to the voice behind him, he squatted for a while, and the scalpel that should have been inserted into the back was inserted into the shoulder.

The man reached out and pulled out the scalpel, cut the rope on the horse, jumped on the horse's back and galloped away, and before escaping, he didn't forget to use the scalpel as a hidden weapon to throw it at Jiang Ziyan.