Chapter 175: Loser Chen Meijia
Chapter 175: The Loser Girl Chen Meijia
Su Chen: "......"
Lu Ziqiao: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Su Chen swore that he just said it casually, but he didn't expect Chen Meijia to really believe it!
"It is said that I was stupid for three years when I was pregnant, and the ancients did not deceive me!"
Zhao Haitang on the side said in a low voice.
Ziqiao...... Don't let Meijia manage your bank card in the future, otherwise I'm afraid you'll go bankrupt in minutes! ”
Hu Yifei also reminded.
"Got it!"
Lu Ziqiao was also concerned and nodded.
"What's wrong with you?"
Seeing that everyone's reaction was so strange, Chen Meijia also turned her head and looked at Zhang Wei on the side: "Zhang Wei, do you say that the packaging I designed for the small cake is so bad?" ”
"Forehead ......"
Zhang Wei sat upright: "I want a box of small cakes, just give it to me according to this package, the cardboard box for the documents is too expensive, this time it's good...... Buy a pack of small cakes, get five small boxes for free, think about it and feel like you've earned! ”
Chen Meijia: "......"
Fortunately, Chen Meijia's (xìng) grid, even if she is temporarily discouraged, will recover in minutes.
But in the blink of an eye, it's alive again!
"By the way, Sister Fei!"
Suddenly, as if thinking of something, Chen Meijia also spoke: "How is the decoration of your new house, isn't it the one who knocked on the wall today?" ”
"Don't mention it, I'll be angry when I talk about this!"
Hu Yifei frowned, waved his hand and said: "The old Wang of the decoration team, wasn't it introduced by Zeng Xiaoxian, yesterday he suddenly called and said that he had something to do temporarily and needed to go back to his hometown to attend his nephew's wedding banquet, and as a result, he introduced me to two Fudong people who couldn't understand Mandarin. ”
"What age is this, and there are still people who can't understand Mandarin?"
"What's so strange about this, my Cantonese customers don't speak Mandarin......"
Holding the "Zero Starting Point Gold Medal Cantonese Introduction", Zhang Wei also raised his head and said in a non-standard Cantonese.
In response to him, it was Hu Yifei's death gaze.
Zhang Wei's second instigated......
It became the silent little transparent just now, and continued to study his crash course manual in Cantonese.
"Hey......"
Hu Yifei sighed: "This morning, I originally wanted them to knock on a floor-to-ceiling window in the living room for me, but the two of them were fine...... I smashed a door for you every minute, filled a window for you every minute, and I don't know how to tell them! ”
"My trigeminal nerve hurts!"
"Teacher Hu, you should think in a good direction......"
Zhao Haitang interjected: "Other people's toilets have only one door, and it is easy to crowd in and out, but your toilet has two doors, one in and one out, ventilated and atmospheric!" ”
Hu Yifei sneered and said angrily: "Do you really think that your family has nine gates, and you are the admiral of the nine gates?" ”
"Teacher Hu, why don't you let them come tomorrow!"
Zhuge Dali also opened his mouth to propose: "Fortunately, they didn't knock on the load-bearing wall of your house today...... Otherwise, your house may not be as simple as tearing down the walls. ”
"I told them not to come, but they didn't understand!"
Hu Yifei sighed and continued: "Say it again...... In fact, the two of them are still good, with good tempers and fast work, but they can't understand Mandarin...... It's a real headache! ”
"Teacher Hu, why don't you do this......"
Seeing Hu Yifei's embarrassed look, Zhuge Dali also spoke: "When the two of them come tomorrow, you notify me and let me go up to negotiate with them." ”
"Dali, do you still speak Fudong?"
When Hu Yifei heard this, he said with some surprise.
"Can't you learn now...... My linguistic talent (tǐng) is good,"
Zhuge said vigorously: "The last time I learned Northeast dialect, it only took me less than three days, and although Fudong dialect is a bit niche, as long as I learn a few simple communication words for (xìng) and use it to communicate with those two wall-knocking workers, it should be no problem in one night!" ”
"Then it's decided, Dali, I must remember this person (qíng), when you and Su Chen get married, no matter when and where, Zeng Xiaoxian and I will definitely participate!"
Teacher Hu...... What a match! ”
When these words came out, Zhuge Dali also made a big red face as expected.
…………
After dinner, Zhuge Dali also changed into a (shēn) yoga clothes, holding a copy of "Fudong Province Minority Dialects", learning yoga while learning Fudong dialect.
"Vigorously...... Can you do that? ”
Seeing Zhuge Dali's serious face, Su Chen was also a little worried.
"Yoga helps to learn functions, so I have to use this method in order to learn Fudong dialect in one night!"
seemed to see Su Chen's worry, Zhuge Dali also smiled lightly: "Don't worry, it's just a double purpose, it won't be difficult to ......"
"Okay."
Seeing Zhuge vigorously holding the book in both hands, and while being distracted by yoga, Su Chen also nodded.
But should I say it or not......
In the process of Zhuge vigorously doing yoga, he also found that his girlfriend, who usually looks thin and small, is not ordinarily good!
At least it's more material than it usually looks.
It's no wonder that many girls like to sign up for yoga classes, after all, this thing can maintain good (shēn) materials and unlock more poses......
Ahem, ahem!
Of course.
The latter point is just Su Chen's hearsay, but the real situation has not been verified by reality, so it can't be counted!
At this time, Zhuge Dali seemed to have almost remembered, put the book on the floor, and at the same time did not forget to practice yoga, kneeling on the ground, his hands first facing upwards and then prostrate downwards, forming a perfect curve.
"Su Chen!"
At this time, Zhuge Dali suddenly spoke.
"I don't have enough strength in my waist, you help me press down a little!"
"Good!"
Su Chen nodded and hurriedly walked up.
The girlfriend summoned himself, how could he not help.
Subsequently.
According to Zhuge Dali's instructions, Su Chen also pressed his hands on Zhuge Dali's back, didn't dare to press too hard, and pressed down gently.
"It's too light, a little more force!"
"No, it's a little closer, it's hard......"
Hearing this, Su Chen nodded, and unconsciously used three points of strength.
"Click!"
Just hear a crunch.
Ensued, there was Zhuge Dali's screams.
"It's broken!"
At this time, Su Chen also realized that it was not good.
He almost forgot that he had inherited a (shēn) internal force in the world of "Lu Ding Ji" before, and after the Langya Bang world inherited Lin Chen's (shēn) share, the internal force had strengthened a lot.
So......
Even the three-point force in Su Chen's eyes is much heavier than the full strength of ordinary people.
"Dali, are you alright?"
After thinking about this, Su Chen also hurriedly helped Zhuge up vigorously and helped him to sit down on the sofa on the side.
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