Chapter Ninety-Four: Humans Are Not as Good as Dogs?
Chapter Ninety-Four: People Are Not as Good as Dogs?
"Actually, I think ......"
Finally, Su Chen still spoke.
This statement focused everyone's attention, including the young couple who were having conflicts, on him.
"What Dali just said is looking at this problem from the perspective of economics, what about me...... Let's add from the perspective of biology.,In fact, games are the childhood sweethearts that men play from childhood to adulthood.,And girls are just juniors who rely on hormones.,So of course it should be the game is more important! ”
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~!
Surprised, surprised?
There is no doubt that this remark also stunned everyone.
Even the boy who came to mediate secretly gave Su Chen a thumbs up, and he was convinced.
It's a genius to be able to explain the relationship between the game and his girlfriend from such a strange angle!
Awesome my brother!
"You ......"
It's a girl, completely speechless.
Is she easy?
Originally, she just wanted to find someone to help her talk, but she found two people, and none of them were normal!
"Su Chen, Dali, you two are really a natural pair!"
Zhang Wei couldn't help but sigh.
After all, two people look at the problem from such a strange angle, and they can still get together, what else can this be true love?
"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you."
Seeing that the atmosphere of the scene was a little embarrassing, Su Chen also smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll teach you a few double-row routines, and you can casually torture and kill the other side below the diamond, isn't that okay?" ”
"Dali, you come and cooperate with me!"
"Well, good!"
The two sides turned on their mobile phones, logged in to the Honor of Kings interface and entered the double row.
Whether it is Su Chen or Zhuge Dali, the two of them only play this game occasionally, so the rank of the two of them is not high, but only platinum level.
"In this game, I choose Sun Ce, and you choose Wang Zhaojun."
"Okay!"
Five minutes later, when Su Chen manipulated Sun Ce to make a big move and stunned the archer, mage and auxiliary three people on the opposite side from an incredible angle, Zhuge Dali's Wang Zhaojun also quietly put a 2-skill freeze under the feet of several people, and then threw out the ultimate move, perfect harvest!
As for the other teammates, they also cooperated with the two of them to eliminate the remaining top laners and junglers.
In the next few minutes, something similar happened from time to time.
In the end, with the crystal of the opposite camp breaking, the big word "victory" appeared on the mobile phone screen, which also announced the perfect end of the double row this time.
"Next!"
"This time I choose Hou Yi, the summoner's skill is furious, Guoguo, you use Cai Wenji, take the weakened, let's go down together!"
"Good!"
A few minutes later, after finishing the electric knife and endless Houyi, he almost became the god of killing in the game, people block killing, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha!
When encountering the opposite jungler, he rushed into the back row, Cai Wenji directly made a big move 1 skill to heal and weaken, and he didn't even need to move, so he stood on the spot and the hero on the opposite side.
Truly 2v5!
"Let's do it again, I'll use Sun Shangxiang, Guoguo, you play Liu Chan with interference."
This one, although the two of them did not harvest many heads, in just a few minutes, they opened up the lower road and went directly to the high ground.
Afterwards.
The two tried similar routines such as Bai Qi plus Wang Zhaojun, Ming Shiyin plus Monkey, Yao Mei and Li Bai.
Originally, Su Chen was not proficient in this kind of game, but now that he has an internal force, his hand speed and reaction have almost reached the inhuman level, plus the two people are still in the platinum rank, which is almost equivalent to the abuse and killing of the Fish Pond Bureau, all kinds of three kills, four kills, five kills, super gods, from time to time from the mobile phone.
The little couple who saw the contradictions on the side also forgot about the quarrel and stared at Su Chen's mobile phone screen with a red face.
"Great God, you are amazing!"
"Great God, let's add a friend and go back and play together!"
"No way!"
Without waiting for Su Chen to speak, Zhuge Dali suddenly put down the phone and grabbed Su Chen's arm: "My boyfriend will accompany me to go shopping in a while, and I can't play games with you!" ”
"Forehead ......"
Seeing this scene, the two smiled a little awkwardly.
"Anyway, thank you for these double-row routines you have provided us, we have learned them, we will go back and try them in a while!"
"Yes, we'll never fight over games again!
"Great God, Lawyer Zhuge , thank you!"
The two also left happily.
Only Zhang Wei, who was ignored, was left, looking at the backs of the two, he opened his mouth, and he was still embarrassed to say the sentence "If you want to thank me, you should also thank me, and I am the lawyer!" ”
After all, from beginning to end of this matter, Su Chen and Zhuge were vigorously contributing.
As for Zhang Wei.
It seems that from just now to now, I have said less than three sentences, and none of them are related to the theme......
Being regarded as a little transparent, it seems that maybe it is understandable?
"It's okay, there's still something to come later!"
casually comforted himself, Zhang Wei also got up and looked around, as if he remembered something, and said: "Su Chen, Dali, next time you come, don't open your mouth first, let me deal with it, I believe I can solve it!" ”
"Okay, then I'll leave it to you!"
After playing the game for more than an hour, Su Chen was also a little tired, put down the mobile phone and shook his wrist, and then held Zhuge Dali's hand, and said with a smile in the latter's blank eyes.
"Dali, I'll massage your wrist."
“……”
Zhang Wei, who witnessed this scene silently on the side, couldn't help but sigh.
Hey, older single dogs have no human rights!
Fortunately, this situation did not last long, and not long after, a young couple came to the law firm in a huff.
"Two, why did you break up?"
"I want to have a cat!"
"I want to have a dog!"
Zhang Wei was silent, as if he had received another 100,000 critical hit.
"Is it so hasty to break up now?"
"yes,"
"Now that young people break up, they pay attention to convenience, personalization, diversification, and delete each other if they don't agree with each other, and they will break up after deleting each other!"
"You win, the world is yours!"
Zhuge Dali on the side also whispered: "Now the status of pets is getting higher and higher, the consumption of the pet industry has also risen greatly, and the average annual cost of raising pets in this city has reached 7,580 yuan......
"Obediently, where is this pet, it's like raising an ancestor, and it's even bigger than my expenses!"
To know...
Zhang Wei's monthly living expenses, except for instant noodles, are almost nothing, only 500 yuan a month when they are full, and about 6,000 yuan a year.
It's really a series where people are not as good as dogs!