Chapter 17: Learn, Learn a Fart!

"Go to the group leader, come to my territory, I have to entertain you. Li Yunlong stood up and said proudly.

Pretending to be forced to pretending to be forced,

For Li Yunlong, Chen Xiaodao respects him from the bottom of his heart.

Zhou Shuren said that the draught does not forget to dig wells.

There was no bloodshed and sacrifice of the older generation, and there was no peaceful life of Chen Xiaodao after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Although Li Yunlong looks like a non-chieftain, he is doing revolution.

"Let's go, let's also experience the food of the revolution. Chen Xiaodao also stood up and said.

The harsh and simple conditions, even if it is a major event in life, are just two happy words pasted on it, and they are eating a meal of canned meat and stewed Chinese cabbage.

There are also a few bottles of Shanxi Fenjiu on the table as a faΓ§ade.

"We're still in a state of fighting, and the conditions are not as good as your big guy's world. Please don't mind. Li Yunlong, who was sitting in the owner's seat, said with some embarrassment.

Chen Xiaodao waved his hand when he heard this, and said, "No, the situation in each world is different, there is nothing to mind and don't mind." We are giving hearts, not substances. ”

After a pause, Chen Xiaodao opened his mouth again and said, "This Fenjiu is not flavorful enough, Lao Li, open a box of Moutai that I brought." Let's drink Moutai."

Li Yunlong has three hobbies in his life, smoking, drinking, perming his hair, oh no, it's bragging.

This is a good wine that can hook up with the wine worm in Li Yunlong's belly, and when he heard Chen Xiaodao's proposal, he immediately agreed and said happily

"Okay, then let's also taste what the wine brought by the group leader tastes like. Monk, go and bring a box over. And the brothers were given two bottles to taste. "Li Yunlong.

"Yes, Commander. The monk was also very happy to see that the good wine also had his own portion, and hurriedly ran to the house and moved a box of Moutai over.

There is wine to drink, there is meat to eat, and a meal Chen Xiaodao is sweating profusely.

Even Yasuo couldn't help but drink a bottle of Moutai, and now he is leaning against the wall and giving a while reading his own lines.

"And go with the wind, a few shooting stars behind you. ”

"My sword, more than anything else, is fine wine. ”

"There are three things that must be passed in life, honor, death, and a hangover. ”

When Li Yunlong saw this scene, he couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Group leader, what are you doing here?"

It is true that with Chen Xiaodao's current strength, it is a trivial matter to use true qi to force the alcohol in his body out of his body.

But drinking has to be like drinking, you don't see Qiao Feng in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, and he is also unmatched in martial arts, but drinking also depends on real skills.

"Pretending to be forced. Chen Xiaodao also said drunkly.

There are a total of 6 bottles of liquor in a box, Chen Xiaodao drank two bottles by himself, one bottle of Li Yunlong, one bottle of Yasuo, and the remaining 2 bottles were divided by Li Yunlong's men.

"Brother Yasuo is really chic, our Lao Li can't do it, there are so many brothers under his hands to eat, and the country has not been liberated yet. Li Yunlong said with some envy to the happy wind man.

Chen Xiaodao, who was slightly drunk, said without hesitation, "Don't worry, this day will not be too far away." Moreover, your old Li will still be a military commander in the future. You can be a general when you have a title. ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention.

Li Yunlong, who had long believed that Chen Xiaodao knew everything, was overjoyed when he heard this.

With the strength of wine, he is also full of pride: "That has to be the army commander, with our Lao Li's mind and his ability to fight, he is really not worthy of our Lao Li's reputation if he is not a general." ”

Chen Xiaodao said with a smile: "Say that you are fat and you are still breathing, the general has your quota, but you are just a major general, Kong Jie, Ding Wei are all major generals, there are lieutenant generals, generals, generals, and there are 10 generalissimos above the general to press you."

You, don't float, you're just the youngest of the generals. ”

Li Yunlong was furious when he heard this, and began to spill it with the strength of the wine, and threw the hat on his head on the ground

", what? The youngest of the generals? Isn't that the same as Bi Ma Wen? Lao Tzu is a monkey, Lao Tzu is not convinced !!"

Chen Xiaodao puffed and said: "Don't be unconvinced, there are standards for the evaluation, your qualifications and military exploits are enough, but your cultural level is not good, and you can't read a basket of words." If you want me to say, Kong Jie's military rank should be higher than yours. ”

Drunk, Li Yunlong said unconvinced: "What's wrong with him Kong Jie's literacy? Can he Kong Jie have me to fight? Isn't it literacy? The cultural level is not high, and our Lao Li can learn, just take our Lao Li's head, as long as he studies seriously, he has to be a college student." ”

"Ding, the system caught that Li Yunlong, a member of the group, was pretending to be forced and automatically issued tasks.

After suffering the loss of a low level of education, you finally realize the shortcomings that hinder your progress.

Difficulty: Epic

Description: Learn about culture and get into university before grading.

Rewards: Lieutenant General, 10,000 Funny Coins.

Punishment: Major General rank, group members are not in possession of the Heavens and Worlds Unified Language Communicator. ”

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The system task prompt woke up Li Yunlong, who was pretending to be ruthless.

What the?

Hmm? What's the situation?

Lao Tzu is just pretending to be a force, which is not what he said in the group.

With a sad face, Li Yunlong sent a screenshot of the task to the group.

Li Yunlong: [Screenshot] Here is a reminder to everyone, don't pretend to be forced if you have nothing to do, it is easy to be slapped in the face by the group system. Crying chirp .jpg

Undefeated in the East: ??? level of culture? What is it? What is a university?

The brightest boy in the starry sky: You can understand it as Taixue.

Dongfang Undefeated: ???That's it? This task is too easy, right, you can get 10,000 funny coins last time you learn too much?

Dugu seeks defeat: This task is good, you can do it at home, you don't have to be like me, you have to run around, and now I am the first knife in the world - Mo San Cave challenge,

But this kid is not authentic, and when he sees me, he runs away without even saying hello. Let's not talk about it, this kid is going to run again.

Yuumi: It's too annoying to do tasks or something, and it's useless to ask for funny coins. It's still fun to find a mount. Boom.

Yao: Kitten is right, fighting and killing is not suitable for our noble possessed people. Speaking of the group leader, when will you come to our world to go around, I'm super milky. The eyebrows and eyes .jpg

Li Yunlong: [Angry] It's easy for you to say, is this character easy to learn? Lao Li, when I was a child, I was angry with three teaching gentlemen, but I didn't learn a few words. Now let me go to college, study, and study a fart.

Whoever likes to do this task will do it, but Lao Tzu will not do it.

The brightest boy in the starry sky: Look at you, you're naughty again. You can lose your temper, you can force or pretend, and you don't want to do the task?

On my side, I just received a new prompt [screenshot]. All in all, whoever triggered the task and didn't do it, Hugh blamed me for turning my face and not recognizing people!!"

[Ding, friendly reminder, as the group leader, it is your obligation to assist members to complete the task, correspondingly, if the group member completes the task, you will be punished twice.] 】

This prompt appeared in front of Chen Xiaodao as soon as Li Yunlong finished sending the message.

Double the penalty!

What exactly does that mean.

For example, the previous Uchiha Madara's mission punishment was 1 year of impotence for group members, so Chen Xiaodao, as the leader of the group, was 2 years.