189 pranks

Throughout the first half of the night, Liu Jiao and Zhao Juan were muttering and rummaging for scarves, tirelessly, Wei Gospel said in his heart: They should care about that scarf very much, only the people they care about will be so attentive, even a little thing in mind.

Somehow, she suddenly felt a little lost, as if the treasure she treasured fell into the hands of others, scratching her heart and liver, I don't know what it feels like, if it is someone else, she doesn't care much, but it is Dong Shaobo, she thought that their friendship was as solid as a rock, but she didn't expect him to hook up so quickly......

In a trance, I felt that this word seemed inappropriate to use here, looked beyond the window lattice, saw the shadows outside, the night was so quiet, it seemed to be able to hear the sound of insects, Wei Gospel pressed her temples, and threw her sorrows and troubles out of the clouds, she is now honeful of invulnerability, all poisons are inviolable, and if something happens, she can be resolved by complaining, and she no longer loves to drill the horns as much as before, and thinks open-mindedly: "Forget it."

She still owes hundreds of English words that she has not memorized, Yu Qingxiang will dictate tomorrow, physics begins to learn gravity, Niu Zefeng asked them to calculate the laws of the operation of the twin stars, Newton has really been making trouble for her from junior high school to high school, the biology teacher asked them to imagine the picture of genetic recombination in their minds, Wei Gospel wondered, can this be imagined? All of the above has overwhelmed her, and naturally she has no time to worry about other people's affairs.

Zuo Qiming knocked on Wei Gospel's desktop, Wei Gospel raised his head, his eyes widened: "Why did you cut your hair?"

Zuo Qiming seemed to be very satisfied with his new hairstyle, and asked with a smile: "Is it good-looking, is it good-looking?"

Wei Gospel said perfunctorily: "Good-looking, good-looking."

Zuo Qiming said: "Didn't you see that many boys in our class have cut their hair today?"

Wei Gospel didn't pay attention to observe, he reminded him like this, and sure enough, a boy came in from outside, cut his head, and asked with a smile: "Is today a special day?"

Zuo Qiming Lang said: "On the second day of February, the dragon raised its head."

Wei Gospel laughed: "Why are you so superstitious."

Zuo Qiming was attracted by her hearty personality, he had a bad impression of Wei Gospel before, he didn't say a word in the first half of the semester, this semester he happened to form the front and back tables, wanting to solve the mystery in his heart, and said with a smile: "Do you know, I didn't have a good impression of you before."

Wei Fuxin put one hand on his cheek and asked with a smile: "Yes, how did I offend you before?"

Zuo Qiming scratched his head and chuckled, and said: "Once I saw you coming from the opposite side, I wanted to greet you, but you didn't look at me, and walked past me without raising your head, I thought at that time, why is this girl so arrogant, her eyes are on the top of her head."

Hearing this, Wei Gospel laughed, tears of laughter came out, and hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, it's not that I don't say hello to you, I'm short-sighted, I can't see from afar, I found that I have offended many people since I was myopia, even my aunt said that I have no respect, and I don't even say hello when I see her from afar, you say how wronged I am, it's not that I don't say hello, I really didn't see it, but I still have to apologize to you, haha...... Haha......"

Zuo Qiming was also amused by her, wiped his tears while laughing, and said, "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, haha."

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The Chinese teacher was lecturing, only to hear the laughter from the classroom next door, Wei Gospel was stunned, you must know that since the opening of the school, both teachers and students have a cold face every day, like the monks in the temple to guard against arrogance and rashness, six roots are pure, both ears do not listen to things outside the window, and only read the sage books, even if the liberal arts students who are slightly active on weekdays, they dare not make a mistake in class time, and coldly hear the laughter and laughter of the next class one after another, everyone looks at each other, I don't know what they are so happy.

A few seconds later, I saw Yu Qingxiang passing by the window, bowing his head and walking in the direction of the water pipe, his whole body was white, from head to toe, as if he had rolled around in the snow, he was covered in flour, shaking his hair with his hands from time to time, and with a gentle flick, the flour puff on his hair sprinkled down and fell on his shoulder, Yu Qingxiang had to pat off the flour on his shoulder.

The English teacher has always paid attention to his appearance, every time he goes to class, he is in a suit and leather shoes, his hair is combed back meticulously, and he pays more attention to the image than the female teacher, and today he was gray-headed and dirty by the students in his class, and he was extremely embarrassed, the flour on his hair was good to say, and he fell off with shaking, his face seemed to be coated with a layer of white ash, and the flour fell down, he took off his myopia glasses, his vision was blurred, he held on to the wall with one hand, and stumbled forward, the most annoying thing was that he couldn't be annoyed, so he had to wash it clean.

Zuo Qiming whispered: "April Fool's Day."

Wei Gospel understood and said in a low voice: "The students in the liberal arts class are really good at playing."

It turned out that they prepared early, put the flour into the bucket, and then tied the bucket with a rope and put it on the top of the wooden door, this method of fooling people is really old-fashioned, but there is a prerequisite, more than 80 students in the class must work together, there can be no mistakes, and no one can notify Yu Qingxiang in advance, everyone is usually nervous about studying, take the opportunity to play tricks on their homeroom teacher, even if it is too much, on this day, Yu Qingxiang can not be angry, they said that today is April Fool's Day, Yu Qingxiang can only open his mouth wide, and eat dumb losses.

In the middle of the night, Yu Qingxiang wiped off the flour on his face and suit with water, turned back stupidly, and continued to teach the students.

Wei Gospel said in his heart: Isn't Yu Lei his son, how can he join forces with his classmates to fix his father, there is still such a son in the world, after thinking about it, he suddenly became envious, feeling that although they are not big or small, but they are very warm, after all, they really treat their teachers as close as adults, so they will joke with him, Yu Qingxiang also made jokes, shook the flour on his shoulders, smiled, and continued to class.

Seeing this, the Chinese teacher rolled his eyes and said: "Is today April Fool's Day, your English teacher is really good-tempered, which also shows that you have a good relationship with Teacher Yu, I have no objection to classmates mingling with teachers, teachers are actually not so impersonal, people's hearts are flesh and blood, and I have been with my classmates for a long time, you are similar to my children."

He smiled again: "The students in our class, this morning the lectern was covered with glue, and a fake mouse was placed in the lectern, which scared me, in fact, there is nothing wrong with this, you can be happy in school, don't think that the teachers are old-fashioned, the whole face is flat, and you are all bitter and hateful, in fact, the teacher also hopes that you can study happily."

Wei Gospel and Liu Yating exchanged glances, and suddenly a boy shouted: "Teacher, I also want to study happily, but the questions are too difficult, especially in mathematics, I just figured out the logarithmic function clearly, and an exponential function came out, and the teacher understood everything in class, but I was dumbfounded when I took the exam, how can I study happily, and I will be scolded if I don't do well in the exam."

The man spoke everyone's thoughts, nodded their heads and agreed, "Yes, yes."

The Chinese teacher smiled and said: "I know the difficulties of the students, we are also from your age, I went to school at that time, how can you have such good conditions, the teacher is strict with everyone, but also for the sake of your future, I hope the students do not complain about the teacher."

A group of people naturally understand the truth, no matter how much they say, they can't change anything, they just complain to the Chinese teacher, and say seriously: "Teacher, we don't complain about you, we know that the teacher is also for our good."

Wei Gospel never came out strong, when the classmates reasoned with the teacher, she would only whisper on the side, echo a sentence or two below, go with the flow, laugh when she heard the interesting place, take advantage of the Chinese teacher's unpreparedness, spread the books borrowed from the bookstore on the table and look at it secretly, most of the year, she is so sneaky, she has read a lot of famous books, recently "A Brief History of Time" is very famous, and I also borrowed it to read, I originally wanted to pretend to be unfathomable, but I found that I really couldn't read it, so I had to give up.

She only dared to do this in Chinese class, she didn't dare to do other teachers' classes, but she couldn't, and if she was slightly distracted in class, she couldn't understand what the teacher was talking about, so she still divided the weight and didn't dare to do nonsense.

The liberal arts class next door was so noisy, and all the teachers raised their vigilance by twelve points, you must know that these hairy boys are full of tricks, and they must be tricked enough when they seize the opportunity, Niu Zefeng walked to the door of the classroom, vigilant everywhere, raised his eyes and looked at the wooden door, and walked in when he found that there was no abnormality.

He stood on the podium and checked the blackboard and the lectern again, but he didn't find any glue pushpins or anything.

Seeing that he was so guarded, Wei Gospel said in his heart: Teacher, you don't need to look for it, you can't find it at all, because the classmates have nothing to hide.

In fact, everyone knows that today is April Fool's Day, and they seem to have a tacit understanding that no one will say anything, and no one proposes to play tricks on their teachers, as if April Fool's Day is someone else's, and it has nothing to do with them, Wei Gospel suddenly felt a little lost, compared to the lively April Fool's Day in the class next door, the students in their class seemed too calm, indifferent and terrible, maybe Niu Zefeng's iron-fisted style on weekdays made them resentful, but the Chinese teacher was right, all this was for their good, They should not blame teachers who care about them.

Everyone quietly watched Niu Zefeng rummage on the podium, naturally nothing would be found, after a while, Niu Zefeng seemed to realize that he was self-inflicted, his face was slightly embarrassed, there was a moment of loss on his face, this loss was fleeting, coughed lightly, as usual, unfolded the textbook in his hand, and said seriously: "Go to class."

Wei Gospel thought: He must feel uncomfortable in his heart, after all, the students he worked so hard to cultivate are so alienated from him, he must be hoping to dig out a fake mouse or something from the drawer, but the classmates didn't put anything......

After class, the classroom was noisy, chasing and fighting, the boy in the back row passed by the aisle, Wei Gospel looked up inadvertently, saw a note pasted on his back, squinted his eyes and looked closely, the note said "I am a pig", the boy swaggered by, without knowing, the classmates who saw it naturally did not say anything, covered his mouth and pointed at his back, stealing fun.

After the fifth period, Wei Gospel held the lunch box in his hand, Liu Yating came mysteriously, patted her shoulder, Wei Gospel said, "What's wrong?"

Liu Yating motioned behind her.

Wei Gospel's eyes widened suddenly, turned his head to look at his back, didn't look at it, touched it with his backhand, touched it, touched it, touched a note, and ripped it off easily, seeing a line of small words written on it, the whole face was flushed, no wonder the surrounding classmates looked at her with strange eyes, she quickly crumpled the note into a ball and stuffed it into her pocket.

Liu Yating asked: "Who put the note on your back, what is written on it?"

Wei Fuxin pursed her lips, could it be that she really wanted to be angry and find out the culprit who gave her the sticker, that was too ungraceful, April Fool's Day naturally couldn't do too much, smiled hypocritically, and said: "It's nothing, don't ask, it's just a prank, let's go, I'm hungry."