Syllable! A loud slap rang out.

I only heard Ding Xiaoyi shaking the bald head in front of him and shouting: "Get up, don't sleep, your courier has arrived, the kind that can't be stored." ”

He shouted twice, glanced back behind him, and heard the footsteps getting faster and faster in the distance, and he could even hear the sound of the woman's three heads arguing with each other.

It seems to be blaming the other party, why are they stupid, watching the monument being snatched away.

"It's coming so fast!"

Seeing this, he was in a hurry, patted the top of the bald man's head in front of him, and shook it vigorously: "Wake up, the takeaway is coming!" ”

"Indescribable takeaway, the kind that is not allowed to be broadcast on TV!"

While tearing off the stone skin of the bald man in front of him, he kept shouting loudly: "Get up, your wife ran away with someone else?" The children are all there, not yours! ”

According to Bai Chubby's statement, this is a dead man, but the body is still alive, so much time has passed, the physical body should have had its own will a long time ago, and what he has to do now is to awaken this guy's will.

"Wake up, your mother has added a younger brother to you......

Your dad is your good brother!! ”

looked at Ding Xiaoyi's left slap and right slap, full of foul language.

Wang Jialiang was completely blinded, and stepped forward to stop Ding Xiaoyi, this guy's tears were about to fall: "Brother, you are my own brother, if you think you can't live, you give me a good idea, I have a bad heart, don't play like this." ”

"Who's playing, hurry up, help!"

Ding Xiaoyi glared at Wang Jialiang, and said with a serious face: "Whether we can live or not depends on whether this big guy is willing to move." ”

"But!!"

Wang Jia's conscience secretly said: "If you abuse him so badly, aren't you afraid that this thing will wake up and be the first to kill you?" ”

However, seeing that Ding Xiaoyi didn't seem to be joking with himself, Wang Jialiang gritted his teeth: "Forget it, let's die." ”

As he spoke, he helped tear up the thick layer of stone skin on the bald man's body. 、

"Whew!" Wang Jialiang moved quickly, and Mu Wandi on the side also joined in to help.

Within a few strokes, the true face of the bald man was exposed to the three of them.

Not to mention, although the bald man has no hair, his appearance is not bad at all.

Next to the angular face, handsome and unusually handsome. Under a pair of sword eyebrows, there is a pair of slender peach blossom eyes.

Coupled with the wide and tall nose bridge, it is said to be masculine but it is feminine.

The slightly raised corners of the mouth give people a feeling of being evil and good, not angry and self-threatening.

If this face alone is brought back and done a live broadcast, it is enough to compare those little fresh meats.

The clothes under the bald man's body had long been rotted, and with a slight tear, even the clothes were torn off, revealing the strong muscles inside.

The pale golden skin shimmers with a delicate luster.

A dragon hovers from its chest to its lower back.

If he hadn't known in advance, this guy was already a corpse, and he wouldn't believe it even if he killed Wang Jialiang, the muscle elasticity of the dead man's corpse was so good?

"I'll go, this is much better than depilatory cream!"

Wang Jialiang casually ripped off a large piece of stone skin in the armpit, looked at the thick hair stained on it, and then looked at the smooth and dry armpit, there was really no hair left, it was plucked cleanly, and no hair was left.

Thinking of the terrible pain he endured in order to remove his hair, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

With the help of two people, the effect is much faster.

Ding Xiaoyi glanced behind him, took out his mobile phone and said to Bai Chubby: [It's not good, what should I do if I can't wake up?? 】

Before Bai Chubby could reply, a chill hit him, making the three of them shiver.

When I looked back, I saw a three-headed woman, who had already chased after her with a kind of skeleton soldier.

It's just that when the three-headed girl noticed that the monk who had been stripped of the stone skin, the expressions of the three heads changed at the same time, and she said in unison: "#*(%!" (Stop!) ）

However, the three of them couldn't understand what she was saying.

However, when I saw the expression of the three-headed girl, it was the same as the expressions of Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi.

The hearts of the three of them perked, and it was obvious that this woman was also full of jealousy of this bald man, and did not want them to wake up the bald man.

"Quick, keep tearing!" The more you don't let me do anything, the more Lao Tzu will do.

In fact, without Ding Xiaoyi's instructions, Mu Wandi and Wang Jialiang have already begun to work hard.

"Whew~~"

As soon as the two of them grabbed it, a piece of stone skin was torn off, and just listening to the sound, people who didn't know really thought they were opening the wrapping paper of the figure.

“*￥#%……！！”

Seeing this, the three-headed woman was completely furious, and she roared angrily in her mouth, but the three of them didn't understand a word.

Maybe it was too selfless to dismantle, Mu Wandi's hand only felt that she had caught something, and she didn't think much about it, so she just pulled it hard.

There was a sound of "stabbing ......", and suddenly the bald man sitting cross-legged, and his body trembled violently.

Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi were stunned at the same time, and everyone couldn't help but look at the stone skin stained with a pinch of golden hair in Mu Wandi's hand, and their eyes suddenly looked at the bald man in the trembling body.

No, to be precise, staring at the torn crotch of the bald man.

I saw that the pale golden blood beads were oozing out from under the skin, and it hurt just to look at it.

"My grass, this hair can't be picked!"

The corners of Wang Jialiang's mouth twitched a few times, and he hurriedly pasted the stone skin on Mu Wandi's hand back, and said in his heart: "Big guy, free hair removal, don't worry so much, this is not our pot!" ”

"I ...... Didn't I dismantle it quickly! ”

Mu Wandi blushed, and after glancing at the unobstructed thing, her face turned even redder.

However, even so, the corpse only trembled a few times, and then it was quiet again.

Seeing this, the three women looked at each other and let out a long breath.

immediately raised his head and looked at Ding Xiaoyi with an unkind gaze.

Even the blood was pulled out, but the corpse hadn't woken up yet, obviously the three of them were destined to be unable to wake up the corpse.

For a moment, the female corpse's expression gradually relaxed, and she muttered a lot of words in her mouth.

Although he couldn't understand it, Ding Xiaoyi looked at their expressions, and it was not difficult to guess that it was definitely not a good word.

"Xiao Yi, this product is not good, are we ......?"

Wang Jialiang looked at the skeleton soldiers who came up, and he couldn't care so much at this time, so he prepared women's clothes again.

At this moment, a mobile phone rang, and Ding Xiaoyi picked it up and saw that it was a chubby call.

Seeing this, he hurriedly pressed the answer button.

"Put the phone next to the corpse's ear, hurry, long-distance calls are expensive!"

Hearing the chubby voice on the phone, Ding Xiaoyi didn't dare to delay, and immediately put the mobile phone next to the corpse's ear, and didn't know if he was used to saying casually: "You call!" ”

I only heard a chaotic voice on the phone, as if Bai Chubby was singing, but I didn't understand a word.

"Bangramani, Daza, Stud......"

Sentences of quirky words, when combined, sound even more rapping than those rappers' lyrics.

However, at this moment, the corpse slowly opened its mouth and unconsciously recited along with the voice on the phone.

Then an even more bizarre scene appeared.

As the corpse recited this tongue-twisting word, a golden light actually rose on his body.

“*%*#%……”

The golden light became stronger and stronger, and the three-headed woman suddenly controlled these skeletons as if she had been stimulated by something, and rushed towards Ding Xiaoyi and the others.

But before the skeleton could get closer, the corpse slowly opened its eyes, and under the golden pupils, layers of strange Buddha wheels rotated: "Prajna Ba Ma ......"

As the corpse spoke, it jumped up, and the stone skin on its body receded, but every inch of skin gave birth to a glass-like texture under the golden light.

With a wave of his hand, the Yin army in front of him suddenly disappeared.

The three female corpses roared and the surrounding ruins collapsed and shattered, and the blood of Ding Xiaoyi and the three of them were surging, and their ears were buzzing.

If Ding Xiaoyi hadn't opened his spiritual energy space for the first time, it is estimated that he would still be able to hold on to this voice, but Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi would have to be shocked and seriously injured.

"Xiao Yi, don't be stunned, this monk's body is already about to become a demon, when he slaughters the troubles in front of him and comes back to his senses, maybe he will kill you, hurry up and find a chance to slip away!"

There was a chubby voice on the other end of the phone, and he seemed to judge the situation just by listening to the voice.

"Good!"

Ding Xiaoyi did not doubt him, as soon as the spiritual energy space was closed, he saw that the golden light in front of him stained the sky and the earth, and the solemn and divine power turned into an angry King Kong behind the corpse.

"Shhhhh

Seeing this, the three of them gasped, and took advantage of the fight between the two bigwigs to quietly slip back into the direction they ran out of before from the edge of the ruins on the side.

When he walked to the fork in the road again, Ding Xiaoyi picked up the [Doom Avoidance Pointer Box] and compared several intersections, then pointed to the left: "Go this way!" ”

As soon as the three of them walked into the fork in the road, they heard the woman's terrible screams behind them.

"Damn, the big guy is the big guy, a fierce horse!"

Wang Jialiang secretly said that the strength of the three-headed woman was definitely above the calamity, at least the three of them together may not be opponents.

was beaten so quickly and screamed, you can imagine how terrifying the strength of that bald guy is.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, you just plucked his hair, and are you waiting for him to come and settle accounts with you later?"

Ding Xiaoyi scolded and urged Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi to speed up.

I don't know how long I walked, and how many circles I went around, Ding Xiaoyi's heart suddenly began to hairy.

The movement was too big, even if it had already gone far away, but the movement behind him was getting bigger and bigger, and it seemed that some other creatures in the underground palace were also alarmed.

"I hope you don't alarm that big cocoon!"

Ding Xiaoyi secretly prayed in his heart that the best result would be that those monsters and bald people in the dungeon would die together.

Otherwise, if any one of them escapes, it may cause a devastating blow to the outside world.

Sometimes, however, it's really a fear of something.

I was just praying for something in my heart, but suddenly I heard the arrogant laughter of the bald man behind me: "Demon Path, it's really self-defeating, the mighty Heavenly Dragon, the World-Honored Jizo, the Buddhas of Prajna, Prajna Ba Makong, Prajna Ba Ma Kong, ......"