Chapter 3 Excited Little Green People
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"Look, after the ......"
"AstraZeneca, Jiang's Wow ......"
"Shi Liya, there are many ...... realms"
"Sukasuka~"
"Balado, Balado~"
In the dark, Tang Chao seemed to hear a lot of voices, as if someone was talking, but he didn't know what he was talking about, it was a mess anyway.
He tried hard to open his eyes, but his eyelids seemed to be very heavy, and he couldn't open them all at once, but only little by little.
Fortunately, if you can open it, I'm afraid that you won't be able to open it.
The eyelids opened a slit, and a light came in, but the light ...... Why is it green?!
This frightened Tang Chao, and his eyes opened at once!
When I opened my eyes, I thought that I didn't have a girlfriend at all, so why should I care about this?
However, this question was immediately left behind him, because a more pressing problem came.
He discovered that the green light was not the green light emitted by a pure light source, but rather a group of green humanoids standing in front of him.
It's just reflective!
"Damn, what's that?!"
He was startled, and his body quickly overcame his soreness, and he immediately sat up, moving his hands and feet back.
"Wow~"
As soon as he moved, the green humanoids seemed to be frightened and took a few steps back.
However, Tang Chao didn't notice it, because he was very panicked, he thought that he was moving backwards quickly, so those green humanoid creatures also looked like they were retreating.
He shifted and looked around, looking for possible escapes.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, it's even more scary, because there are also green humanoids on both sides.
At this point, his figure froze as he had tasted a billion things from the curved position of the green humanoid.
He twisted stiffly and looked back.
Then he closed his eyes like a heart attack.
Sure enough, he was surrounded by green humanoids.
Well, now he doesn't panic, after all, he is surrounded by groups, and it's useless to panic, let's think about something else.
For example, these "green humanoids" didn't kill him directly.
For example, these "green men" don't seem to have any intention of attacking him.
For example, these "little green men" look ...... It's familiar.
He was stunned when he thought of this.
"Why did I come up with the term 'little green men'?"
This one popped out suddenly...... Oh, no, it's a word that has evolved gradually, which makes Tang Chao come to the spirit, and he is not afraid.
Those little green people surrounded him, very quiet, but when Tang Chao just woke up, he obviously heard a voice talking, although he didn't know what he was talking about, but he was sure that it was these little green men who said.
After all, he felt that the mouth on the little green man's face should not be an ornament.
Thinking of this, he slowly stood up, and the little greens collectively took a step back and looked up at him.
"Hey~"
Tang Chao instantly smiled.
Sure enough, he guessed correctly, these little things have no malicious intent.
When he stood up and touched himself, he found that there were no injuries on his body, and he did not touch his mobile phone, which made him happy and anxious.
Mobile phones are too important for modern people, even if they go to a strange place, as long as there is a mobile phone and a signal, there will be a trace of warmth.
Now that he has come to this strange place, he has no mobile phone on him, so it is strange that he is not anxious.
He looked around and found that there were a lot of little green men, at least dozens of them.
Among them, there are those who wear white coats, do not wear hats, have black hair, and look like men with flat hairstyles, and those who look like women have a single ponytail.
There are also people who wear red or yellow overalls, all wearing white shirts, some with some black stains on them, and yellow hard hats on their big heads, which is very interesting.
Looking further aside, there are yellow construction vehicles, loaded with various parts, large and small, the most conspicuous is all kinds of large white cans.
The space they were in was very empty, and the steel frame next to it was densely packed and stretched up to the ceiling, on which there were two overhead cranes, painted yellow.
This height must be 100 meters.
Looking out through that huge gate, the iron-gray rails go straight ahead, and the rocket launch pad at the end of the tracks is very conspicuous against the green grass, green trees, blue sky and blue sea.
After looking around, the most conspicuous thing is undoubtedly the red flag hanging on the steel frame indoors.
"That's right, this is the Aircraft Assembly Building."
"If I'm not mistaken, it's still Kanxing, I'...... Before the accident, the world of the game in the computer."
He squinted his eyes and thought about things, and his mind went through the relevant memories like a marquee.
Boom new host.
A collection of hard outfits.
Make a big scene of death.
The glitter is exciting.
Ah, that's exciting!
Then, wake up and it's here.
The most important thing is that the phone was on the table and not lost.
His anxiety instantly improved.
Moreover, now this matter has to be said...... It's a bit of a cow.
Reading novels every day, who would have thought that such a thing as "crossing" would fall on them.
He did think about "crossing" before, after all, after reading so many novels, there are always some fantasies.
He even deliberately memorized the recipes for cement, glass and gunpowder.
Then, there is no then, what to do.
But now that it's happening, he feels ......
"Exciting, really exciting!"
"It's fun, this fight...... Phew, this crossing is really enjoyable! ”
Looking at the stunned little green man "all over the ground", well, he feels that there is nothing wrong with using the word "full of ground", because he feels that the height of these little green men is probably less than one meter, so that the standard one meter eight he really has a feeling of "being at the top of the mountain, at a glance".
And when the little green people heard him, their stunned expressions soon changed, and they smiled and looked at each other, and finally they cheered.
And jumping and jumping.
“rua!!”
"Ooka, Ooka!"
"Bas Bass!"
"Bassukha!"
“waaaaa!!”
This time it was Tang Chao's turn to be confused, first, he couldn't understand what the little green people were saying, second, he didn't know what they were excited about, and third, he ...... This scene turned out to be a bit of a sense of déjà vu for the Minions in an animated movie.
It's the same short-legged and short, the same talking and grunting, and the same grinning silly when it's okay.
This......
Tang Chao looked around, "Can any of you understand me?" ”
The little green men cheered.
"Can no one understand?"
The little green men are still cheering.
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Although I now know that the little green man is harmless, if I can't communicate, then I can't help it.
He doesn't speak the language of the stars.
"Is it so unlucky?"
He said to himself.
The little green men are still ...... Oh, the jubilation gradually stopped, and just as he was splitting a way from his encirclement, a little green man who looked very famous walked towards him.
Tang Chao felt that this little green man was in charge.
Because he is the only one in a small green man who has a beard, glasses, and a white coat, and now he is engaged in this kind of big scene, and according to the theory of "no hair on the mouth is not firm", then this person with "long hair" on his mouth must be a person with status.
However, this person's walking posture really made Tang Chao a little unbearable.
Since the Kanxing people's heads are very large, this kind of "big" is not the same as the capsule type of Minions with a head and a body that integrates the top and bottom, he is a big capsule-shaped head, and the bottom is a small body, which looks like a "two-headed body".
The legs on the small body are short, but the feet are large, and it is estimated that the contact area with the ground is increased in order to stand firmly.
Then the arms are very long, longer than the legendary "hands over the knees", and the little green man's hands can reach the ankles!
If you bend down slightly, you can touch the ground with both hands, and it is absolutely safe to perform "falling children".
Because the head is too big, the legs are short, and the feet are big, so when you walk, you shake three times, and the shaking amplitude is very large, so in order to maintain balance, the arms also have to cooperate with the swing, which is called a sense of joy.
The man of status shouted as he walked: "Bass, Bath, Suka Aha, Undercurrent Ha Tuo." ”
With a big grin and a smile, he looked very excited.
In fact, this is also the traditional art of the little green man, as we all know, the little green man is rich in high-IQ criticism.
It's just that although the appearance is cute, but the language barrier is not comprehensible, the other party said a lot, and Tang Chao heard the most "Bass, Bath".
And Tang Chao is one meter eight, and the other party is less than one meter, which increases the difficulty of communication, and later Tang Chao had to squat.
As soon as he squatted down, he was stunned.
Because he saw the nameplate on the chest of the little green man, which read "Werner von Can".
"Kanji?!"
Tang Chao suddenly thought that he was playing the Chinese version, although the little green man spoke Kanxing language, but the various annotations were Chinese.
He was thinking about whether he could communicate with Chinese characters, Werner von Kan's movements were faster, and he directly asked someone to send a tablet, knocked it a few times on it, and then let Tang Chao look at it.
[BOSS, you have finally woken up, welcome to inspect the aircraft assembly building!] 】
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