Chapter 103 If you don't breathe like this, it will be difficult to calm the true qi surging in my second vein!

Women are sensual creatures.

Whether it is Hu Yifei with a strong woman personality or Chen Meijia who is a little soft and cute, they are all old tenants of Love Apartment, and they have also witnessed the changes in the apartment over the years.

The people on the wall are former roommates, friends, and family members.

Although they are separated from each other, it may be difficult to have the opportunity to meet each other, but this relationship is sincere.

And Su Chen's painting also evokes those good memories in their hearts......

"This painting ......"

Looking at the group portrait of the tenants of the love apartment on the wall, Hu Yifei also showed a smile: "I am very satisfied." ”

"That's right."

As if remembering something, Hu Yifei was also a little curious: "A few of us are okay to say, but Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, Wanyu, Guan Gu, Youyou, Yumo, Su Chen, how did you draw them, obviously you don't know them......"

"Sister Yifei."

Before Su Chen could speak, Chen Meijia on the side wiped her reddened eyes and explained, "Su Chen, he drew it with reference to the characters in those photos in the corridor of your house. ”

"Awesome!"

Rao is Hu Yifei's character, and when he heard this, he had to say admiration to Su Chen.

Subsequently.

Everyone came to the third painting again, and Hu Yifei said: "Who painted this painting?" ”

"Mine!"

saw Lu Ziqiao walk to the portrait with a confident face, and introduced: "This is the loving portrait I gave to you and Teacher Zeng to Yifei." ”

As he spoke, he also lifted the yellow cloth.

Seeing this scene, Su Chen couldn't help but cover his eyes, as if he couldn't bear to see the next tragic scene.

On the white wall, I saw the silhouette of two people holding hands drawn with black crayons, with exaggerated facial features drawn in colored crayons, an out-of-proportion nose, an exaggerated mouth, and two black holed eyes.

How so......

If this had been placed hundreds of years earlier, perhaps it would have become a certain genre of painting, such as absurd exaggeration and beast abstraction......

Of course, this is impossible.

"This ...... That's what you said, the loving portrait of me and Zeng Xiaoxian? ”

At this moment, Hu Yifei's smile gradually disappeared, and his face was a little ugly, but he still said in a very weird gentle tone.

"Excuse me, did you paint the two of us before we were alive, or after we died?"

"Isn't it like?"

Lu Ziqiao, who had no self-knowledge, also scratched his head and hesitated: "Or ...... I'll go back and add something more? ”

"No need!"

forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, Hu Yifei also said in a deep voice: "I'm afraid that when Zeng Xiaoxian comes back, I will be so scared that I will pee my pants on the spot when I go to the toilet in the middle ......of the night and pass by the corridor."

"Next!"

God knows how hard Hu Yifei worked to suppress his anger.

At least......

Su Chen could clearly notice that the latter's palms had already unconsciously clenched into fists, making a "clucking" sound.

"Hey, Lu Ziqiao, count your fate!"

Looking at Lu Ziqiao, who didn't know that he had almost turned around in the Ghost Gate, Su Chen also sighed secretly.

He's sure.

If it weren't for the unborn child in Meijia's womb, I'm afraid Lu Ziqiao would have to shed a layer of skin if he didn't die today!

After all......

There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames.

The "Killer Witch" is not something anyone can provoke casually...... This is also the nickname that Lu Ziqiao himself gave Hu Yifei in the first season!

"Whose masterpiece is this?"

Coming to the front of the fourth painting, Hu Yifei also spoke.

"Mine!"

Chen Meijia also raised her hand, quickly came to the yellow cloth, and introduced: "This is my joint masterpiece with Curry Sauce, since Curry Sauce is not there, then I will unveil it!" ”

"Ah, weird...... What about the curry sauce? ”

"She's ......"

Chen Meijia's face was a little unnatural, and she said quietly: "Two days ago, I wanted to order takeout for curry sauce, so I downloaded an A, but as soon as I operated, I inexplicably became a rider, and now I am busy delivering orders everywhere!" ”

“……”

Yes, it's strong.

The crowd was speechless.

Ordering a takeout tossed yourself into a rider, and there is no one in this operation, right?

"In that case, let's open it and take a look!"

Hu Yifei said with a final word.

"Okay!"

Chen Meijia nodded, and lifted the yellow cloth without hesitation.

"Shhhh

Hu Yifei gasped, the emotion that moved just now, after seeing this "wonderful" work one after another, he also felt that the trigeminal nerve was aching.

On the wall is a "masterpiece" framed by a picture.

The content is naturally the same as Su Chen saw before, two strange lines, and a ball of "ball of yarn"!

"What the hell is this?"

Hu Yifei frowned.

"Sister Yifei, this painting has a name."

Pointing to the picture frame on the wall, Chen Meijia also spoke.

When everyone heard this, they approached curiously.

"Shhhh

I saw that in the frame, there was a line of small words written on the blank part, "How many strokes can be painted on a crayon?" ”

Signed: "Chen Meijia curry sauce".

Seeing this name and the signing, Hu Yifei was also black-eyed, and the whole person was not good.

"Sister Yifei, are you okay?"

Seeing this scene, Chen Meijia was a little worried.

"It's okay...... Can I hold up, whose picture is next? ”

"My, my!"

Zhang Wei stepped forward, and without waiting for everyone to speak, he directly removed the yellow cloth.

"This ......"

The crowd's eyes widened.

And what about Hu Yifei?

I'm taking deep breaths all the time, as if I'm using this way to suggest to myself not to get angry easily.

"Zhang Wei, you just drew an earthworm to fool me?"

"Yifei, you misunderstood, please enjoy it carefully!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei showed a mysterious smile, and the whole person also took a few steps back and stretched out his hand to signal.

Following the direction of Zhang Wei's palm, everyone also saw that this "earthworm" extended to the cement stone pillar outside the white wall, and a palm-sized villain was painted on it.

It was only then that Zhang Wei spoke.

"I drew it, Pinocchio!"

Seeing that Hu Yifei's face was a little ugly, Zhang Wei was also driven by a strong desire to survive, and hurriedly explained: "After so many days, mediating disputes for those couples has also given me a deep understanding of reality and lies, so ...... I created this 'Lying Pinocchio'! ”

"You see, isn't it very intentional and reversed!"

In the end, there was a feeling of pride.

"Whew, whew—"

Seeing Hu Yifei's panting appearance, Su Chen also frowned, and kindly reminded him.

"Yifei, if you pant like this, it will hurt your body."

"I know, but if I don't breathe like this, it will be difficult to calm the true qi surging in my second vein!"