Tian Miao squinted slightly at Cui Mancang's increasingly ugly face, and couldn't help but sigh twice in her heart.

"Since that's the case, you don't have to be beaten this time, let's let your father and your mother suffer!"

"Then how can it be done, my father and mother made a mistake, I am a son, I should bear the punishment for them, cousin-in-law, you beat, don't worry, I'm not like my brother is a soft egg, I'm not afraid of pain."

Tian Miao's eyebrows were raised, and she looked at Cui Lao's bulging back, and the corners of her mouth slanted slightly.

"Okay, since you are so filial, then I will fulfill you, your father and your mother will be a total of 100 times, you have to endure the pain and don't cry!"

"A hundred?" Cui Laoer's eyes were flustered for a moment, but he quickly calmed down, "It's okay, fight, don't worry, I can stand it." ”

"Well, yes, like a man." Tian Miao raised the sorghum broom, "But, where do you think I can fight?" ”

"Back, just like my brother, hit the back." Cui Lao Er moved his body and turned his back to Tian Miao.

When the word 'good' fell, Tian Miao made a broom pimple (broom handle) with all his strength not fall on Cui Laoer's back, but hit Cui Laoer's fart/stock directly.

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts-" Cui Lao Er jumped up in pain, "Cousin-in-law, how can you spank my ass/share?" ”

Because of his jump, Tian Miao lost his head the second time he fell, and it happened to hit him on the back.

After a muffled 'bang' sound, except for Tian Miao, everyone in the room was stunned.

Tian Miao stopped her hand and looked at Cui Lao Er with the corners of her mouth slanted, "Cheng Fang, come and see, what does this cousin's back look like, why does this sound sound a little like a drum, it can't be bad!" ”

Cheng Fang tried to hold back a smile, and rushed over with an arrow to quickly lift Cui Laoer's cotton clothes.

"Ah, don't don't, cousin, don't be like this, there is a difference between men and women!"

Tian Miao stretched out her hand and grabbed the arm of Cui Laoer, who was struggling with his body, and Cheng Fang got his hand.

A lump of soft stuff fell to the ground and scattered, and everyone saw a pot lid wrapped inside.

"Haha, haha, you can figure it out." Cheng Kai couldn't hold back his laughter.

Cui Mancang's face was how ugly and ugly it was, before he came, he gave Cui Cheng and Cui Lao Er a rough explanation, asking them to kowtow and beg Tian Miao to accept the two of them, even if they were beaten, they had to endure it.

But he could imagine that Tian Laoer had given him such a play.

"Cousin-in-law, I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me, you can fight as much as you want, I will never hide anymore."

Seeing that his father's face was black and blue, Tian Lao Er also panicked, he knelt down in front of Tian Miao with a plop, hugged Tian Miao's legs and cried.

Tian Miao turned his head to look at Dabao Erbao, who was trying to hold back his laughter, and Xiaobao, who was curious, and suddenly didn't want to do it himself.

She kicked Tian Lao Er away and looked at Cui Mancang with a cold face, "What do you mean by this, use my house as a stage to sing a big opera, right?" Do you even have all the guys? ”

"Tian Miao, no, it's not like this, we sincerely apologize."

"Huh, really? Okay, then let me test your sincerity. ”

"Cheng Yan, go, pour a basin of water in the yard."

"Okay!" Although she didn't know what the use of splashing water was, Cheng Yan was inexplicably a little excited.

"Cheng Kai, go and move those bricks in the corner."

"Okay." Cheng Kai ran out of the house with the same excitement.

"You two, get out into the yard for me." Tian Miao's cold gaze swept over Cui Cheng and Cui Lao Er.

"Dad-" Cui Cheng silently stood up and walked out of the house, but Cui Lao Er looked at Cui Mancang timidly.

"Listen to your cousin." Cui Mancang didn't know what to do, but he just wanted to beat the two of them, so he didn't take it seriously.

When they came out of the house, Cheng Yan and Cheng Kai had already completed their respective tasks, turned on the lights in the courtyard, and stood under the eaves of the porch with anticipation.

"You two, get on your knees there." Tian Miao pointed to the wet ground, in the middle of winter, in less than three minutes, there should be a layer of ice.

Cui Cheng silently walked over and knelt down, but Cui Lao Er looked at Cui Mancang vigorously.

"Go—" Cui Mancang frowned.

"One man holds five bricks in both hands."

Cui Cheng was still very conscious, and Cui Lao Er reluctantly held up the bricks under Cui Mancang's gaze.

"Lift it up straight, and remember, if you bend your arm when you are beaten for a while, add 10 strokes, and if you drop a brick, add 100 strokes."

Tian Miao's tone paused, and pointed at Cui Lao Er with the sorghum broom in his hand, "If you really don't want to straighten your arms, then bend it, and when you straighten up, then start beating again." ”

"Straight-" Cui Mancang shouted loudly, and he was able to make a request after the beating, and she Tian Miao dared not agree.

Cui Laoer straightened his arms pitifully, "Cousin-in-law, you, you hit lightly, otherwise I will be in pain, and this brick will fall." ”

"Okay!"

Cui Lao Er was happy in his heart, but Tian Miao's words later made his heart cold and transparent.

"I don't care if it's light or heavy, it depends on your father." Tian Miao raised his hand and handed the sorghum broom to Cui Mancang, "This punishment is more appropriate for you to be old, who called them your sons." ”

Cui Mancang's heart couldn't help but be happy, and he raised his hand and took the sorghum broom.

"However, you have to think about it, if this sound is not as brittle as the sound of other people in the village when they are beaten, the people in the village are afraid that they will have an opinion, after all, their mothers-in-law are really beaten, and they can only go back to work in the factory after they are beaten."

Cui Mancang frowned in annoyance, walked up to Cui Cheng, raised the sorghum broom and was about to beat it.

"Wait, fifty strokes is too little for you, he listened to your rumors fifty times, and went to complain to Secretary Kong that caused my father and my brother, as well as so many workers in the noodle factory, to stop their jobs for a few days, and this account must also be added, a total of 100 strokes!"

Tian Miao ignored Cui Mancang, who was stunned, and pointed his hand from Cui Cheng to Cui Laoer, "He is very filial, and he wants to be beaten for the two of you, but you and your daughter-in-law add up to a hundred times, and I don't count much, even if you are the mastermind, even if you are a hundred times, your daughter-in-law teaches others how to spread rumors, not only twenty times, just count it according to twenty times, count five times at a time, and count one hundred times, he, not counting rumors, just because of this rumor, he got the benefit of going to work in a furniture factory, I have to get fifty beatings, so give him two hundred and five! ”

"Two hundred and fifty? My good cousin-in-law, that will kill people, please do it, reduce the point, I don't work in the furniture factory anymore! ”

"It's not that you won't go by yourself, it's that you can't go to work after the furniture factory is over."

Cui Lao Er still wanted to plead, but Tian Miao pointed at Cui Cheng and opened his mouth to Cui Mancang, "He has already been beaten more than a dozen times, let him rest first, and your old man will start fighting from your old man first!" ”

Cui Mancang hasn't come back to his senses for a long time, didn't he say that he would take fifty hits each? How can this Tian Miao say that if you change the hexagram, you will change the hexagram?

"What? Don't want to? If you don't want to, then please go back! ”

"Cousin, cousin, also, let's beat me first!" Cui Cheng took the initiative to ask.

"No, just because he wants to fool me, this fight has to start with him."

Tian Miao smiled at Cui Mancang, who was hesitant, "You are not only here to apologize, but also to beg for help, since you should show 200% sincerity, if you want to talk about other things, then you have to pass the apology first." ”

"Okay, that's what you said."

In winter, he wore thick clothes, and the sorghum broom target didn't hurt much, so that his two sons could get a salary of thirty yuan a month, Cui Mancang felt that it was worth the beating.

Cui Mancang, who had figured it out, raised the sorghum broom high, and then quickly threw it on Cui Laoer's back.

Seeing him raise the sorghum broom handle that was quickly lowered, Tian Miao pulled the corners of his mouth, "The noise is not loud enough, and the people in the house don't hear it at all." ”

"Mother, why can't I hear any sound."

Belch? The sudden sound of Dabao's inquiry made Tian Miao stunned for a moment and then the corners of her mouth turned up unconsciously, and her precious son's reaction was quite fast.

Cui Mancang glared at the window hatefully, and once again raised the sorghum broom and threw it at Cui Laoer.

This time he used a little more force, and finally there was a crisp sound, but Cui Lao Er cried, "Dad, you light it, you hit it so hard, I should be killed by you in less than a hundred strokes." ”

was shouted by him like this, and the third time Cui Mancang fell was much lighter.

"I didn't hear a crunch this sound, don't count, continue."

"Two, three..."

Whenever Cui Mancang unconsciously became lighter because of Cui Laoer's crying, Tian Miao said, "It's too light, it doesn't count." "I didn't hear it, so it doesn't count."

"Dad, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it's only a few times, woo woo woo woo ......"

The movements in Cui Mancang's hand gradually slowed down, "Tian Miao, it's almost enough, you see that he knows that it hurts, and he will never do anything sorry for you and Cheng Hao in the future." ”

"Really? But I think it's still not enough, for this kind of person who can sell his relatives and friends for a little small/cheap, he must be wiped out of his bad problems at one time, and he will be obedient in the future. ”

Tian Miao clasped his hands around his chest, and looked at Cui Mancang who stopped while he was talking, "You are older than me, are you right?" ”

"Cousin-in-law, I'm very well-behaved, I will be obedient in the future, please let my father stop fighting, okay?" With a sigh of relief, Tian Lao Er stopped crying and pleaded with a sad face.

Tian Laoer is one year younger than Cheng Fang, and he is actually still a child, but Tian Miao will not treat him as a child, who let his father offend her badly?

Since he feels so sorry for this little son, then let him feel distressed and distressed, and the sorghum broom can't beat the bad guy.

"Tian Miao—"

"Since you are reluctant to beat him, then just let him beat you, after all, two hundred and five miles of him belong to you and your daughter-in-law, so you don't have to feel distressed."

Let the son beat him? If this is known to the villagers, then his face will still be there.

Forget it, it's better for him to beat his son, it's only natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son.