"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell ......"

The aunt laughed, the uncle made trouble, and the girl in the courtyard covered her face and smiled.

White new clothes, red lanterns, red and white alternately frost. ”

The song was far away in the alley, and it was really heard, and a few dolls were singing happily.

It's just that the lyrics say mourning is not mourning, and it is said that it is not mourning.

It makes people's scalps tingle to listen to, and it can't be said to be weird.

As soon as he lifted the sedan curtain, through a small crack, he saw the huge mansion in front of him standing in an alley.

In front of a mansion with white walls and black tiles.

On the two big red lanterns, a big 囍 is written in white letters.

Under the lantern, I saw a figure shaking, but if I looked carefully, I couldn't see if there was anyone.

However, there are two doormen, a man and a woman, in front of the door, who are congratulated with both hands, and they are happy to see everyone.

However, the faces of the two doormen seemed to be coated with a thick layer of hoarfrost, and their faces were still smeared with a large patch of red.

A layer of lacquer texture.

It feels like you can pull a large piece of it with just a finger click.

Ding Xiaoyi glanced at it, and then looked at the puff pastry placed in front of his feet, and instantly felt that this thing looked crooked.

"It's cold, master, we're being robbed to be the prime minister of the village!"

Wangcai wailed desperately on his thumb.

Ding Xiaoyi immediately scolded when he heard this: "What are you afraid of, it's not yet time for the mountains and rivers to run out!" ”

Although the words were hard, he still woke up the meat ball in his hand, and asked him to take out his Xuantong bracelet and put it on for himself first.

Maybe it's the reason for the connection with the same qi, or maybe it's the material of the tortoise shell.

It wasn't until I put on the Xuantong bracelet that I felt that the coolness on my body had subsided a lot.

It's just a trance-like kung fu.

When I came back to my senses, I found that I was no longer in the co-pilot, but sitting on this sedan chair.

There was a silk ribbon on his chest, and in the middle of the silk was a white flower the size of a basin tied with white paper.

He thought about rushing out.

However, when I tried to sit up from the chair, I found that I couldn't stand up at all, like a force that firmly fixed myself on the chair.

After a few attempts, I gave up.

Completely unworkable.

There is a sub-snail that makes the meat ball spit out [Acacia Snail], and tries to call for help to the bad old man, but he shouts for a long time without moving.

In the end, he could only reluctantly accept the fact that he was trapped in a sedan chair.

Seeing the house in front of him getting closer and closer, Ding Xiaoyi finally felt a little hairy in his heart.

"Master, it seems that it is still a big family, or you think about it, anyway, you are not too young......"

At this time, Wangcai seemed to have reluctantly accepted this terrible fact and thought about how to get through it.

"Fuck off, believe it or not, I'm throwing you into the pit!"

Ding Xiaoyi scolded and took off the [No Thousand Faces] on his face and pondered whether to burn another dark banknote by himself.

However, due to the performance of the taxi driver just now, I am afraid that it will be useless to burn two more by myself.

Just as he was thinking about how to get out of it.

The sedan chair has already been entered into the courtyard of the mansion.

"Clang......"

I only listened to the sedan chair around, a burst of slapping and laughter, but when I lifted the sedan curtain, I looked out carefully, and there was no shadow around the sedan chair.

"Uncle, cover the sedan chair!"

Outside the sedan chair, a voice was yin and yang, and when the sedan curtain was gently pulled, the sedan curtain was opened.

A woman who looks to be in her fifties with a headband wrapped around her head (Note 1)

It is embroidered with a black plum blossom.

A colorful coat, I don't know what age it is.

Coupled with the glamorous blush on his face, his head poked into the sedan chair and grinned, not to mention how mad it was.

Ding Xiaoyi, who was watching, frowned.

"Uncle, we've arrived at the place, it's time for you to get off the sedan chair and worship the church."

The old lady glanced Ding Xiaoyi up and down, and her face became more and more satisfied.

It's uncomfortable to be looked up and down by this old thing, if it weren't for the fact that my legs can't be strengthened, seeing this face, I would have the heart to kick it over.

But people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.

At this time, Ding Xiaoyi took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a dark banknote and shook it twice in front of his grandmother.

The golden banknote, the figure of 10,000 yuan.

Sure enough, the magic of money is always so irresistible.

The old mother's eyes suddenly seemed to be glued to it, and their eyes followed the dark bill in Ding Xiaoyi's hand.

Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi asked with a smile: "What is the old man's name?" ”

"What old man, aren't you kidding? Just call me the matchmaker, what does my uncle have to say, if you speak, Banniang will definitely be thoughtful for you! ”

Eight Niang??

There is always a feeling that you are being taken advantage of.

But at this time, he endured it, and continued to maintain a professional smile and asked: "Hehe, are you always mistaken, I'm just a passerby, what uncle, it has nothing to do with me, or you can help me when you look at it, the kid is grateful!" ”

After listening to Ding Xiaoyi's words, the matchmaker's face suddenly changed slightly, and she shook her head and said: "Uncle, how wrong is this kind of thing, this is going to be married in the church, do you want to run away from marriage at this time!" ”

In the end, her eyes became cold.

Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly took out another bill from his wallet.

The two dark bills fell together, and in an instant, the matchmaker's face became friendly again.

The speed at which he changes his face is textbook-like.

Ding Xiaoyi thought about it in his heart, the smile on his face became brighter, and his tone became kind.

"But it's too sudden, I haven't seen who the bride is, and I'm not prepared here.

Why don't you go and say something first, and let me go home and prepare for two days? ”

At the moment, I can only find a way to drag it out and ask the situation from the mouth of the matchmaker, if I can directly buy the matchmaker, it would be the best.

"Hey, what are you still thinking about, listen to me sing to you~~"

I only heard the matchmaker Banniang say, and actually opened her mouth to sing, but the song is so strange that I have never heard of it.

It's a bit like the so-called drama that the old man deliberately took himself to the Alliance Quyi Art Museum when he was a child.

"Your face is long, rich and rich.

After that, I will enjoy the glory and will not be poor~~

You can't finish the delicacies of the Chai family, and you can't wear the silk satin clearly, so you can guarantee the rest of your life~~~~~~~~"

"Don't~ Don't~ Don't~ Don't, auntie, don't sing, I'm afraid I'll die if I sing again, so I'll ask you one thing, can I let me go!"

Ding Xiaoyi really couldn't stand this weird tone, and hurriedly took out another piece of dark money in his hand.

The matchmaker Banniang was thinking that she was about to sing into the high C, and she was suddenly interrupted by Ding Xiaoyi like this, and suddenly she couldn't feel up or down, and she couldn't say uncomfortable.

However, the three golden banknotes were shaking in Ding Xiaoyi's hands.

The shiny shine is like an invisible magic power, which can always soothe any dissatisfaction in my heart.

His expression softened, and he said earnestly: "Uncle, you just accept your fate, this radius of three hundred miles is the land of the Chai family, that is, you haven't caught up with the good time, if this is a few hundred years earlier, you can be regarded as a horse master now, hey, good fate!" ”

After speaking, seeing Ding Xiaoyi's blank face, the matchmaker's heart moved, and she changed her voice and said, "But ......"

"But what!"

Ding Xiaoyi's eyes flashed, and he hurriedly asked.

"But ......" the matchmaker Banniang repeated these three words again, still pulling the back note very long, but she never continued to say it.

With this expression, how could I not understand what others meant.

took out the last dark banknote in his wallet and put it in his hand, and suddenly four golden and shiny dark banknotes were in his hand.

With the shaking of his fingers, the firm texture of the four dark bills, like a fan, fanned a cool breeze on the face of the matchmaker.

"Whew!!"

As the saying goes, a fresh breeze is coming, and the wind is full of the fragrance of ink.

The matchmaker closed her eyes slightly, took a deep breath, and felt that her spirit was refreshed.

That's right, that's what money tastes like.

"However, uncle, don't be discouraged, this is a good thing, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, this Chai family's eldest girl is famous for her beauty, this time you have picked up a big bargain!"

Saying that, the thin palm of the matchmaker Banniang leaned out and entered the sedan chair.

"Oh, that's it!"

Seeing that the soft one was not good, Ding Xiaoyi's face suddenly turned pale, and he was unceremoniously, and he put the four dark bills in his hand, and stuffed them back into his wallet.

The matchmaker was stunned: "Uncle, ...... you"

"What's the matter, I'll look at my own private money, can't I?"

After saying good things for a long time, this old lady just doesn't eat it, so keep the money for herself.

"You!!"

Suddenly, the matchmaker's eyes widened, and she pointed at Ding Xiaoyi: "You!! You!! ”

"What's the matter, you still want to come hard? Come on, come on, let's talk about it. ”

Ding Xiaoyi pursed his lips and hooked his hand to indicate that the Italian matchmaker Banniang had a kind of come in and speak.

At the same time, I was ready that as soon as this old lady stepped in with one foot, she would cut off her head with a knife.

However, what disappointed me was that the matchmaker gritted her teeth angrily, but always kept in mind her professional ethics.

"Shameless!"

The matchmaker Banniang, who was angry and had a crooked nose, stomped her feet hard, turned around and shouted angrily: "Play music, worship the church, send him off the sedan chair!" ”

There was a sound of gongs and drums.

The white flower on his chest shook, and suddenly an invisible force, as if wrapping his body, made his whole body stiff and sat up from the chair.

The two boys in front of the sedan chair, one on the left and one on the right, carried a lantern in their hands.

I saw the boy gently sticking the lantern on the sedan curtain.

At this time, I saw that there was a special hook on the lantern rod, which just opened the sedan curtain from the middle.

"The newcomer gets off the sedan car!"

The matchmaker Banniang shouted at the top of her voice.

Suddenly, Ding Xiaoyi found that he didn't need to move at all, the force dragged him, hung on the ground more than a foot high, pulled himself out of the sedan chair, and floated forward.

In front of the eyes, the lights are colorful, the white lights are hung with red tassels, and the white walls are covered with black.

In front of the boxy compound, there are twelve large tables on the left and right, all of which are chickens, ducks and fish.

But the strange thing is that in this courtyard, except for the old woman in front of her, there is not a single figure herself.

In the big house of the main house.

Two white candles illuminated the big word "Lay" hanging on the table in the main hall.

What kind of marriage is this?

Isn't this a burial??

He struggled to twist his neck, trying to see his surroundings clearly, but the force held him tightly, preventing him from moving.

At this moment, I only listened to the voice of the matchmaker Banniang beside me, and suddenly raised Badou.

"The bride goes to the court!!"

As soon as the words fell, a fragrant wind struck, and the hundred flowers on his chest tightened, and a black shadow was falling beside him.

I faintly heard a soft and shy voice in my ears: "Chai Rong has seen officials!" ”

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