0288 Sabotage
Pan Yu, who received the news, was immediately confused.
"Big brother, the shelf life of Coke is only one year, how can there be 1,800 years as you say? What's going on with you, is something happening to you? ”
Xiang Yu was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, seeing that Liu Bang's subordinates were already pouring wine for everyone, once they drank this thousand-year-old wine, they would definitely be compared.
"Of course! That dead man Liu Bang made two jars of thousand-year-old osmanthus wine! I've only been doing this cola for a month, so I can't compare to him! What's the matter, brother, help me find a way, no, let's change a different gift! ”
Pan Yu immediately frowned.
A bottle of Coke for 3 yuan is naturally incomparable with a thousand-year-old wine, and he also knows what Xiang Yu and Liu Bang did, if Xiang Yu loses face today, it will be difficult to get the Yangyan cheats for free in the future.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Pan Yu suddenly thought of something.
"Big brother! Isn't the night yin handsome all year round?! It's supposed to be his working hours, and it's a violation of discipline to drink at this time! Our cola is non-alcoholic, it's a drink, but you can drink it! ”
Others don't know, but I don't know as an old iron?
Good big brother has that day off every year!
Every day as soon as the rooster crows, he leaves work, and he can drink some wine at this time, but as long as it is noon, although he does not have to parade, he also has to summarize the previous day's work in the office.
Very busy!
Seeing that Liu Bang's subordinates had already poured everyone's wine, Xiang Yu had just finished reading the message sent by Pan Yu.
"Let's raise a glass together, and wish the night yin handsome the same life with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon with Geng!" Liu Bang said with a red face.
Everyone hurriedly stood up with their cups, but Xiang Yu was still sitting on the chair.
Liu Bang saw the stitches and said, "Secretary Xiang, what do you mean by this?" Today's good day, are you planning to come to sweep the night and be handsome? ”
Everyone looked at it in unison, and the Night Wanderer was no exception.
He likes this guard secretary from the bottom of his heart, he is loyal and honest, but many times his brain is not very bright, and he is easy to lose his temper and delay things.
But it doesn't matter at all, Lao Tzu is happy to use this kind of man.
As for Liu Bang, his business ability is too strong, and he handles the writing work he doesn't like in an orderly manner.
It's a talent.
Xiang Yu stood up slowly, frowned and said: "It's really not that I want to spoil everyone's interest, it's just that it's still working hours, and drinking is a violation of discipline. ”
"I really want to drink, let's get off work tomorrow, can't we take a break with the old leader when we get drunk? Whoever instigates him is not a hero, what do you think? ”
As soon as these words came out, many people couldn't hold the wine glasses in their hands.
The iron-like discipline of the underworld cannot be disobeyed, and Yeyin Shuai is a person who governs the army strictly, how can he make an exception to drink alcohol just because he has a birthday today?
Xiang Yu's words were undoubtedly a big slap in the face to Liu Bang.
He slammed the glass on the table.
"Xiang Yu! Don't be ignorant! What day is it? It's the birthday of the handsome night! Why can't you drink alcohol? I think you just want to sweep your Yaxing! Liu Bang said righteously.
Everyone is an iron-blooded man in the Ministry of Hades, how can there be a reason not to drink?
It's okay on weekdays, today is the day of the night yin handsome's birthday, and it doesn't hurt to drink a little less and have fun!
Everyone's hands clenched the cups again.
What Secretary Liu said makes sense, if you can sit here, it's all your own people, what's the matter, is there anyone else going to visit the night Yin Shuai?
Unrealistic things.
The Night Wandering God didn't have any expression, and looked at Xiang Yu with interest, wanting to see what he was going to say.
Xiang Yu stubbornly said: "Drinking during working hours is a violation of discipline!" You are in a high position, you should keep yourself clean, and don't cause unnecessary trouble to the night yin handsome because your personal will is not firm. ”
"Everyone can gather together, that is the person who has received the great grace of the night handsome, how can we let the night yin handsome bear those negative effects for us because of this cup of wine?"
Yes, the height of this level is too great, and many people directly put down their wine glasses without saying a word.
If it's because of my greed and makes Ye Yin Shuai embarrassed, then what's the matter if I don't drink this wine!
If it's not in the way, it's not that it can't be endured.
When Liu Bang saw this movement, he immediately jumped like thunder and said: "Xiang Yu! You're here to wreak havoc! As the saying goes, there is no banquet without wine, and you don't drink at such a feast, you say! What to drink! ”
Ah Yao, Liu Xianguang and others stood aside and didn't dare to squeak.
The two secretaries have been fighting openly and secretly for many years, and they are soft-spoken, and they don't dare to say a word, but just stand aside dryly.
Xiang Yu hurriedly put a box of Coke on the table, tore open the carton and said: "Drink Coke, this is my congratulatory gift to Yeyin Shuai this year, it is a high-end drink in the mortal world, without alcohol, you can drink it during working hours!" ”
The Night Wanderer immediately laughed dumbly.
Pan Yu, a stinky boy, actually fooled my security secretary.
In today's world, there are people who can transport mortal items to the underworld, except for the little slippery head that loves card bugs.
Who else could there be?
"Coke?!" Liu Bang's eyes immediately widened: "The color of this thing is like sauce and vinegar, can you drink it?!" Don't be any kind of poison, you want to poison the night yin handsome! ”