Chapter 6: The Confused Duo
"Damn, it's good to have someone to help! Brother Kun doesn't want to die yet! ”
Looking at the approaching rock wall, Ye Kun couldn't help but shout.
It's a person who doesn't collapse at this time and is already desperate to the extreme, not to mention that he is just an ordinary person, and he doesn't even have a way to protect himself.
At this time, he was naturally desperate, but his willpower was tenacious, so he would not collapse.
While shouting, the jade pendant on his chest actually moved slightly, naturally without him noticing.
"Ouch!"
Suddenly, a fat man in a red dress appeared in the sky and fell heavily beside him.
This fat man has a fat head and big ears, and his body is huge, at least the size of three or four leaf kuns.
I saw that the fat man who suddenly fell to the ground still bounced a few times on the ground, which shows that his fat is full of elasticity.
What's going on? Brother Kun, as soon as I call someone, why does someone come?
Even forgetting how dangerous the situation was, Ye Kun looked at the fat man who suddenly appeared in a daze, but when he looked at the fat man's face carefully, he actually had a familiar feeling.
But he knew he hadn't seen this guy before.
"God damn it, it's just a peep, why did you knock me down this place??"
"Where is this?"
The fat man in red couldn't stop howling, and this sound was as good as slaughtering pigs for the New Year.
Hearing what he said, the corners of Ye Kun's mouth couldn't help twitching.
It's good that the voyeur didn't slaughter you, but he was just beaten, why is it so hypocritical, Brother Kun looks down on the sneaky guy the most in his life.
"Hey, fatty, what's going on with you?"
Although the fat man looked like he was in his twenties, Ye Kun didn't plan to call this fat man and fat brother.
Because, only Brother Kun and I can be called brothers, and the rest are younger brothers.
Ye Kun patted the fat man in red on the shoulder.
I saw that the fat man turned around and looked at Ye Kun, as if he was looking at a ghost.
The fat, barely visible eyes suddenly became like goldfish, bulging with a bag.
It's like seeing a ghost.
"Brother!"
"Brother Ye Kun, is it really you!?"
Not to mention, although this fat death is very fat, the action of getting up is not ambiguous at all, and he stands up after a while.
This one stood up much taller than Ye Kun, holding Ye Kun's emaciated shoulders with both hands, lowering his huge head, and looking at each other in shock.
It's just a small eye, a big puzzle and a surprise.
"What's that?"
This time it was Ye Kun's turn to be confused.
What's going on? This... No, Brother Kun, I don't know this fat man, how does this guy know my name?
"Wait, don't shake it yet, I'm going to be shaken to death by you."
Oh my God, this dead fat man has so much strength, Brother Kun is going to be shaken apart by him.
How do you see Brother Kun looking like he sees his father??
"Huh? Brother, don't you remember me? ”
The fat man stopped, did not continue to shake Ye Kun, but looked at him in surprise through the gap between his upper and lower eyelids.
"Okay, okay, let go quickly, although Brother Kun and I are very attractive, I won't be brothers with people casually, before recognizing relatives, solve the situation in front of you first."
Ye Kun is not panicking now, such a big fat man suddenly appeared, if he wants to be flattened, he will be pressed first, he can live a little longer, and he is very calm at this time.
"Oh, oh, little meaning, look at me."
After the fat man in red answered, he smashed the nearby wall with a punch, and Ye Kun's mouth was open and he could stuff an apple into it.
I'm a good girl, this fat man is so fierce? Or is it my little brother?
Just said that the other party should not recognize the relationship, this is good, seeing that the other party is so fierce, Ye Kun suddenly changed his mind, it is extremely shameless!
"Oh? What kind of tattered enchantment is this? ”
The fat man in red muttered quietly.
I saw that after he smashed the rock wall that was approaching, he grabbed it with one hand, and the whole tomb seemed to shake slightly, as if something had cracked.
Although Ye Kun didn't know what was going on, the previous sense of depression had disappeared.
After doing all this, the fat man in red suddenly turned around, and immediately cried with a sad face, knelt on the ground with an ordinary sound, and hugged Ye Kun's legs.
Huh? What's going on? What does this fat man want to do? Brother Kun, I don't have bad habits, so I can't help it, I can't help it.
"Brother, brother......"
"Your mother-in-law is crazy, and there has been no news since you made a bet to come to this low-level plane."
"I went through a lot of hardships to get there and peep ......"
"I was able to go over there to find out your news, but unexpectedly, that crazy woman in your family smashed me to pieces without saying a word and got me here."
"The baby's heart is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it."
The fat man in red snorted and cried, making Ye Kun's whole pants sticky, and he didn't know what he thought he had done.
What's going on? Such a cowhide person, actually bowed down in front of Brother Kun? Brother Kun, do I have a mother-in-law? Why didn't I know? What the hell is going on with this fat man?
Confused, still confused, except for confused, there is only confusion left, and now Brother Kun is going to change his name and call him Confused Kun.
The eyeballs swirled in the sockets, and Ye Kun suddenly burst with confidence.
Wowhaha, such a powerful little brother, although I don't know what's going on, wait for me to go out, see if I don't want those turtle grandsons to look good.
Thinking that he was about to take revenge, Ye Kun was excited, eager to go out and beat up those guys as soon as possible to vent the hatred in his heart.
"What's your name? Who is my mother-in-law? ”
In fact, Ye Kun was also very curious, although he didn't understand what the fat man in red meant, but it sounded very powerful.
"Brother, brother, why have you forgotten my name? Complete amnesia? "It's better to keep having amnesia, what you owe you, you don't have to pay it back.
Straightened up, the fat man in red cleared his throat and said seriously: "My name is Wang Zhengsheng, I am your most and best brother, the best buddy, I went to the sword mountain and the sea of fire for you back then." ”
"It can be said that I am your most trusted and reliable brother."
Looking at Wang Zhengsheng's serious appearance, Ye Kun always felt that something was wrong.
Ahh How can a truly good brother boast about himself like that? Look at you, kid, you must have had nothing to do with me before.
"Your mother-in-law, that is, your Taoist couple, she is a burial ......"
didn't wait for Wang Zhengsheng to finish speaking, I saw that his whole body was shaking like chaff, his fat body was twitching back and forth on the ground, and he was foaming at the mouth, and his eyes were rolled and only the whites of his eyes were left.
“????”
Ye Kun's eyes bulged, and at the same time, his body jumped back and distanced himself from Wang Zhengsheng.
Sheep epilepsy?? Is it contagious? Do you want to find a stick and stuff it in his mouth? What to do if you bite your tongue? Ye Kun stared blankly at Wang Zhengsheng, who was convulsing over there.
After a long while, Wang Zhengsheng stopped convulsing, but after he stopped convulsing, a magical scene happened.
I saw that Wang Zhengsheng, who was fat and tall, gradually shrunk his body, and his face began to become immature.
Obviously, from the appearance of his twenties to his teens, and his height has become a head shorter than Ye Kun.
Is there any mistake? What's going on? Brother Kun: What do I see? You may not believe it.
A big red braised pig turned into a small roast pig.
"Hello??"
"Wang Zhengsheng??"
Brother Kun is also scared, what is the situation with this guy? I really want to run away.
Cautiously approached Wang Zhengsheng, who had fallen to the ground, but had stopped convulsing and foaming at the mouth.
"Who am I? Where am I? ”
"Who are you?"
Wang Zhengsheng got up from the ground and looked around with a confused expression, as well as Ye Kun.
Hairy! What if Brother Kun is a fool? What about playing? Why did this guy suddenly lose his memory and become like this??
Ye Kun was almost crazy, he didn't ask anything he wanted to ask, he didn't say anything, the guy who could have been a backer turned into this stupid and stupid look?
"Dead fatty, don't tease me, I have a bad temper."
"I'm crazy, I'm afraid, you show me a good look."
Ye Kun angrily kicked over when he was raised to the side.
"Ouch, my mother."
Immediately after kicking, he fell to the ground, covered his feet and began to roll, and screamed again and again.
Brother Kun, when did I become so stupid!!
It's sad, it's a pity, it must have been infected by this fat man, that's right, Brother Kun, I'm so talented, how could I do such a thing? It must have been infected by him.
Ye Kun rubbed his feet while brainwashing himself.
Damn, why did this fat man suddenly lose his memory, what the hell is going on?
He couldn't figure it out, it was beyond his comprehension, and even if he wanted to break his head, there was no way to think of a reasonable explanation.
"Ahem, cough, your name is Wang Zhengsheng, and you are my little brother."
"Because I'm sick, I forgot who I am."
After adjusting his mood, Ye Kun stood beside Wang Zhengsheng in a serious manner, and patted him on the shoulder, looking very old.
Wang Zhengsheng, who was ownerless and emotionally unstable, calmed down his emotions all of a sudden, and I have to say that when Ye Kun pretended to be mature, he was always so successful.
"Really?"
"Then you are my own brother!"
Wang Zhengsheng's small eyes blinked and looked at Ye Kun.
Ye Kun immediately leaned back tactically and said, "No, no, no, it's not your brother, it's your eldest brother." ”
"Isn't the eldest brother the real brother?"
"Put... Zhengsheng, is it the kind of relationship between the eldest brother and the younger brother, do you know? ”
"Uh-oh."
Wang Zhengsheng nodded as if he didn't understand, anyway, Ye Kun didn't care if he really understood or not.
Seeing that he seemed to be able to communicate, Ye Kun was secretly happy in his heart.
"Zhengsheng, hurry up like just now, smash the stone wall with one punch, let's go out!"
Hehe, although I have amnesia and people are stupid, but it's okay, as long as the strength is still there, Brother Kun, I can walk sideways.
As he spoke, he pointed to the stone gate in front of him, and the stone walls around him had been smashed by Wang Zhengsheng's punch before, leaving only the stone gate in front of him.
The baby inside, Brother Kun, I laughed at it.
Outside there are dry bones all over the place obviously everyone is for the things behind the stone gate, how can it be garbage the thought that he can get the treasure right away ye kun felt happy in his heart.