Chapter 114: A Trip to Tiger Mountain
Just when Duan Meimei was entangled by Niu Qi and Ma Ba, a young girl slipped over from a distance.
Big-eyed, tall and thin, although he wore a long skirt, he could still see that under the skirt were two long legs.
This must be Takoko.
Because such a girl is not the daughter of a layman, she walks with her own aura.
is also a beauty, Li Lianqiao is a princess at a glance, Xiaogui looks like a princess, but Coco is different from their style, although she is a girl, she is a queen.
No wonder Ah Crisp said that it would feel different when you saw it.
"Miss Tian!" Duan Meimei shouted loudly.
Niu Qi looked up and saw Tian Kokou.
"Oops, this one is good!"
Before Niu Qi could say the next sentence, he was slapped with a big mouth, and his eyes were full of Venus.
He took a step back and looked around in horror.
It was a gray parrot that smoked his beak.
"Chirp ashes!" Duan Meimei called out in surprise.
After the chirping ash was beaten, it immediately got on his paws and mouth, and Niu Qi was immediately embarrassed.
Ma Ba saw that Niu Qi was beaten by a parrot, so he hurriedly went to the side and picked up a flat pole, and was about to start beating the bird.
But when he reached out to take the burden, he found that it seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and he couldn't pick it up at all.
"Hey! Hell yes! β
Tian Kokou used a jack technique on the flat pole.
Ma Ba hurriedly picked up a large porcelain bowl from the table and threw it at Tian Kokou with the hot soup, he could see that this girl was strange.
Tian Kokou gently stretched out his hand, held the porcelain bowl flat, and shook his hand, the bowl spun and flew towards Ma Ba, Ma Ba quickly lowered his head, but the bowl was flipping over his head and buckled on his head.
Ma Ba was fortunate to be the first hooligan in Yuzhou City to taste shredded cowpea meat.
Ma Ba screamed miserably, and took the road and left.
Tian Kokou whistled, and the chirping ash let go of Niu Qi, Niu Qi was like being amnestied, and he also ran forward with a bloody face, and was crashing into Ma Ba, the two of them overlapped their legs and tripped to the ground.
Tian Kokou approached.
Ma Ba is well-behaved, and hurriedly begged:
"Grandma spares her life, grandma spares her life!"
When hooliganism is guilty, the important thing is to have a sweet mouth.
"Money."
"Huh?"
"Money!"
Ma Ba hurriedly took out his wallet.
Tian Kokou counted out ten dollars and threw them to the snack bar owner, who was frightened and accepted them, and she threw the rest of the money back to Ma Ba.
"Meimei, are you okay?" Tian Kokou asked Duan Meimei.
"You...... Know me? Duan Meimei asked.
"Chirp Ash knows you," said Tian Kokou, "take your things, go and lead the horse, and come to my house." β
"The two of them ......," Duan Meimei pointed to Niu Qi and Ma Ba.
"It's okay," Tian Kokou pinched an amnesia spell in her left hand and released it near the shop.
A cloud of pink smoke, this spell is so beautiful.
Niu Qi and Ma Ba, the shopkeeper, and the witnesses nearby, all forgot what had just happened and began to shout at Niu Qima Ba, who had fallen.
"No wonder no one knows Coco." Duan Meimei was so impressed that she threw herself to the ground.
After pulling Xu Xiaoyu out of the stable, Duan Meimei led the horse and followed Tian Kokou to the Tian family's mansion.
"How did you know I was here?"
"Chirp Ash told me."
"How did it come about?"
"Of course my cousin sent it."
"Oh."
Duan Meimei was a little embarrassed, this was also asking knowingly, she felt that Tian Kokou seemed to be hostile to herself, was it because of her willfulness?
At the same time, she also feels a little ashamed of herself, Tian Kokou is good-looking, so capable, and has a good family background, she is indeed a much more suitable marriage partner than herself.
If Tian Kokou said, "It's not sent by my brother", then it feels much better.
"It's not sent by my cousin", the feeling is much worse.
My brother can't get married, but my cousin can.
ran out because of Xiaogui, but when she saw Koukou, it was really a double blow to Duan Meimei.
Because Ah Crisp and Duan Meimei mentioned it before, she wasn't too surprised.
In fact, Duan Meimei has been trying to maintain her composure, unwilling to let Kou Ko see her make a fuss.
But look at the Tian family's house, it's really a big family.
There is a joy of life everywhere, and there are hobbies everywhere.
"This is my dad." Tian Kokou pointed to Tian Dabang, who was busy climbing on a huge machine, and said.
"This is my mother." Tian Kokou pointed to Huo Xiang, who was scrubbing Xiaolong's body, and said.
"This is my brother's fiancΓ©e." Tian Kokou said to her parents.
"Meet my uncle and aunt." Duan Meimei hurriedly saluted, although there were all kinds of grievances against Xu Yongzhi, but in front of his elders, there was no less courtesy.
"What, are you already married?" Tian Dabang looked shocked.
"No, no, no, not yet, it's just a small decision." Duan Meimei hurriedly explained.
"I think so, if you don't invite your uncle when you get married, I'll break Xu Jin's legs." Tian Dabang shouted.
"If you are engaged, you are your own family, and it is no problem to call your uncle and aunt." Huo Xiang persuaded Tian Dabang, she knew what Tian Dabang minded.
Tian Dabang climbed down from the machine, wearing a strange thing like a pair of goggles.
"Uncle, what is this?" Duan Meimei finally couldn't help but be curious.
"Put it on and try it!"
Duan Meimei wears Ueda Dabang's goggles.
Looking at the mountains in the distance, it seems like you are close at hand.
"Adjust it again!"
He turned a scale.
If you look at the little ants on the ground, they are all the size of your fingers.
"This is a telescope, which can be used on a ship, and it is possible to see enemy ships in the distance, or cracks in the hull." Tian Dabang was elated when he saw that someone was interested in his invention.
"That's amazing!" Duan Meimei couldn't help but praise.
"Finally found a soulmate!" Tian Dabang was excited.
"Your aunt and your cousin both say that this invention is useless, because it is enough to use clairvoyance to let birds see, but I have always had a dream for my uncle."
"Dad, how can anyone call himself an uncle......" Tian Kokou looked disgusted.
"That is, you can use the clairvoyant mirror to find a partner for your cousin......" Tian Dabang said.
Duan Meimei couldn't help but smile, and sure enough, as Ah Crisp said, in addition to his love of forced marriage, his uncle is generally a very cute old naughty boy.
"Why do we have to invent a whole bunch of strange machines to achieve effects that don't work well before sorcery?" Coco asked.
"I don't think that's right, what if one day all the witchcraft is gone?" Tian Dabang said.
"How is it possible, this is the blessing of the mountain ghost Niangniang." Coco said.
"What if one day, God has given up on this world?" Tian Dabang said.
"Dad, your idea is like thinking that the sun won't rise tomorrow, which is called worrying about the sky." Coco pouted.
"Okay," Tian Dabang looked at Duan Meimei, "Kid, I see a lot of confusion in your eyes, tell me, what are you looking for?" Do you have a heart to follow yourself? β
"Daddy!" Tian Kokou said angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love to listen to legendary stories so much, someone in the story came from thousands of miles away, and the masters all asked like this, with a deep face, ah, a mouth is like this!" Tian Dabang couldn't help but laugh.
"Uncle, I have something to ask for." Duan Meimei knelt down.
"Get up, your family is welcome." Huo Xiang hurriedly went to support Duan Meimei.
"I want to learn witchcraft and help Childe achieve his achievements." Duan Meimei said.
"Hey......" Tian Dabang sighed.
"Xu Jin is here, I didn't teach him, why do you think it's so?" Tian Dabang asked.
"He didn't elaborate on it with me, but I think it might be because he didn't want to be with Koko, so my uncle wouldn't teach him?" Duan Meimei asked.
"Not at all, he's my nephew, I don't teach him, it's because he has no talent at all, he can't learn witchcraft at all, his father and his mother are wizards, and the probability that he can't learn witchcraft is one in 100,000, but unfortunately, he is such a talent." Tian Dabang said.
"He's got a fireball, I've seen it." Duan Meimei thought of the fireball that Xu Yongzhi had hit in the tunnel.
"Yes, sometimes when you are greatly stimulated and faced with a life-and-death situation, you may be able to make one or two moves by mistake, but first, you can't continue to output; second, it is not handy; Thirdly, it is possible to hit the enemy without lethality. So I persuaded him, don't learn, take a breath to learn something else. Tian Dabang was very frustrated.
"Then look at me......" Duan Meimei said.
"Are your parents wizards?" Tian Dabang asked.
"It's not." Duan Meimei said.
"Then what else to see, ordinary people can learn witchcraft, there is one in a million miles," Tian Dabang looked at it, "You don't have any possibility of learning witchcraft." β
"Then Li Forsythia ......," Duan Meimei asked.
"Ah, that's a tragic story, you won't wonder what happened to St. John's before she was able to learn witchcraft." Tian Dabang said.
"I also want to learn witchcraft, and I'm willing to pay any price." Duan Meimei said.
"Sister Meimei, it's better not to say this easily." Tian Kokou said coldly.
"I really do!" Duan Meimei said earnestly.
"You will become a distorted human nature, a moral degenerate, a psychopath, you may become your cousin's most dangerous enemy like Li Forsythia, do you want to continue?" Coco asked.
This can make Duan Meimei stupid.
"The Huo family used poison to refine those girls, and most of those girls didn't survive." Huo Xiang said.
"This matter is very terrifying and particularly disgraceful, which disgraces the Huo family and the wizard community. You're not a wizard, so I don't blame you, and if anyone brings it up, I'll lose my temper with him. Tian Dabang said.
"I'm sorry." Duan Meimei squatted on the ground and hugged her head.
"It's rare for you to come here, just stay for a few days before leaving," Huo Xiang helped Duan Meimei up, "Try your uncle's craftsmanship." β
"Don't!" Tian Kokou was taken aback.
"Of course!" Huo Xiang said happily.
In this family, the best cooking is Tian Dabang, whose cooking value is 100, followed by Kou Kokou, whose cooking value is zero, and the third is Huo Xiang...... Mrs. Tian's dishes are hard to describe.
The last time Xu Yongzhi came over, he was very lucky, what they ate was Tian Dabang's craftsmanship, if this family wants to visit, it has to be eaten by Tian Dabang to be delicious, Huo Xiang can stare at the fire and serve the dish after the dish is served, but if she takes over at the beginning, it will be a large-scale humanitarian disaster.
The reason why Kou Ko is so familiar with the snack bar at the foot of the mountain is that when her mother has to cook, she goes out to fill her stomach.
But we know that some people have a fascination with cooking.
knew that he had no talent, but he insisted on going to Tiger Mountain.
Quack, rattle, rattle.
You can't say it's wrong, and you can't change it.
Kou Kokou was like this when she was a child, if her mother's cooking was not delicious, her father would secretly make a look, and everyone would be in a mess to fool over, and then her mother would go to work on something else, and Dad would secretly make some snacks, or cook some white yam and small taro, and the two of them would secretly eat some.
But Duan Meimei was completely wrong.
Because after Duan Zishou came back, he said that the food of the Kou family was very delicious. Duan Meimei still wanted to learn a hand, maybe she could make the taste of Xu Yongzhi's mother's craftsmanship, so as soon as Huo Xiang said that she wanted to cook, she responded very positively - learn some hometown dishes and then go back, and it will be counted as returning empty-handed in Baoshan.
"Then it's going to be a trouble for my aunt." Duan Meimei said with a smile.
Tian Dabang and Tian Kokou glanced at Duan Meimei and ran their eyebrows, but Duan Meimei didn't understand it at all.
Huo Xiang went straight to the kitchen.
"You're miserable, you're miserable," Tian Kokou looked at Duan Meimei and said, "You will definitely regret it!" β
Tian Kokou and his father shouted, and each found a place to hide and shivered.
Duan Meimei was confused, but she thought that she was also a daughter-in-law, so she put down her burden, washed her hands, and went straight to the kitchen.