Chapter VIII
On the way, Sister Mei was alone in a car. Yang Yizhao originally considered the gender issue and wanted Xiao Yezi to have a car with Sister Mei, but Sister Mei signaled him to accompany Xiao Yezi more. He also had the heart to comfort Xiao Yezi, considering that it was June weather, he could open the car window, which could not only ventilate but also avoid suspicion, so he no longer shirked and walked with Xiao Yezi in the car. Yang Yizhao is usually crazy, but today he and Xiao Yezi are in the same car, and for some reason, they have become a stuffy gourd, and they don't laugh or speak, just sit upright, without squinting.
After doing this for a day, Xiao Yezi was sad, but also secretly puzzled about Yang Yizhao's abnormal actions. When everyone was camping on the side of the road, while everyone was busy cooking dinner, she found an opportunity to take Yang Yizhao to collect firewood together, and when she saw that she was far away from everyone, she asked: "Why are you so quiet today, not like you." You can't be mad at me, right? I'm sorry, because of Li Li's sudden disappearance yesterday, my tone was a little heavier, don't be angry because of this. ”
Yang Yizhao coughed: "I'm not angry...... I just don't know what to say. ”
Xiao Yezi smiled: "Come on." If you don't know what to say, won't Li Li become dumb? ”
Yang Yizhao turned to look at her, staring at her a little overwhelmed, before he said, "You like Li Li, don't you?" ”
Xiao Yezi asked him at first glance, and he was a little embarrassed: "Why are you asking this?" ”
Yang Yizhao whispered and said with a smile: "It's nothing." I think Li Li is quite happy. ”
Xiao Yezi pursed his lips and sighed: "People don't know where they are, where are they still happy?" ”
Yang Yizhao smiled faintly: "With you so concerned, isn't this happiness?" ”
Xiao Yezi looked at his lonely appearance, and couldn't help but want to laugh, so he raked his face with his fingers: "Cut, how does it sound sour?" ”
Yang Yizhao suddenly changed his attitude and pouted cutely: "Oh, don't people like you?" ”
Xiao Yezi immediately looked disgusted: "Disgusting." ”
Yang Yizhao laughed: "That's like me, right?" ”
Xiao Yezi smiled: "Almost." ”
Yang Yizhao smiled: "Don't worry, Sister Mei has ordered, there is nothing disobeyed by the brothers of the Heavenly King Gang, you can rest assured." ”
Xiao Yezi smiled bitterly: "How can I not be in a hurry, Li Li is my last relative." ”
Yang Yizhao stuck out his tongue in a fuss: "Relatives, relatives, dear people......"
Xiao Yezi watched Yang Yizhao act by himself, laughing at himself to his heart's content, snorted in his heart, hugged his hands in front of his chest, and posed like a nymphomaniac: "Sister Mei...... Ah, Sister Mei......"
Yang Yizhao's whole body was agitated, and his face was suddenly flushed, and he hurriedly covered her mouth to prevent her from making a sound: "Hey! Ay! You girl, which pot you don't open and which pot you don't mention! I've never seen such a scoundrel girl as you. ”
Xiao Yezi laughed: "Yes, yes! I'm a scoundrel~" She laughed a little loudly, bowed her hand, and raised it into the bushes beside her. Coincidentally, I was frightened by a small toad in the bushes. The little toad was frightened, jumped violently, and landed on Xiao Yezi's arm. Xiao Yezi turned his head to look at it, and suddenly his face was discolored: "Ahhh!!h What is it?! Fast!!! Quickly help me get it!! Fast!!! ”
Yang Yizhao thought to himself, it can be regarded as a wicked person who has evil things to grind, and he smiled at the moment: "Don't worry, this is just a cute little toad." ”
Xiao Yezi was so anxious that tears fell from her eyes: "Hurry up!! Hurry up!!! Yang Yizhao, you slut!! ”
Don't be coerced now, but when? Yang Yizhao immediately smiled evilly: "Please me." ”
was so resentful that he hated to eat Yang Yizhao alive, but Xiao Yezi still had a pitiful "Beauty Weeping Picture" on his face: "Yang Gongzi, Yang Tianwang, Yang Daxia, people beg you, please beg you, can't you!" ”
Yang Yizhao was next to her and smiled at her pretending to be weak. It's strange to say that he knows that she is pretending, but he still can't help but believe that she is sincerely begging for mercy. Is this Xiao Yezi's acting skills too high? Or is it yourself......
Xiao Yezi saw that Yang Yizhao was not moving, and he watched himself suffer with a "smirk", and he was angry, ran with an arrow, and slammed his head into Yang Yizhao's chest. Yang Yizhao didn't expect her to use her head mallet again, the two were too close to each other, and when they wanted to dodge, it was too late, Xiao Yezi was menacing, and he had already hit him unsteadily, and the two of them just hugged him and fell into a ball. The little toad jumped again and ran away on its own.
A burst of smoke and dust dispersed, and I saw Xiao Yezi leaning forward and straddle Yang Yizhao, and Yang Yizhao's hand instinctively wrapped around Xiao Yezi's waist. He looked at the fierce little face that was only a third of an inch away. On her rather beautiful face, there was still a trace of savage and reckless cruelty, which blended with the panic in her eyes, forming a different style. Hugging each other and falling down, the posture was ambiguous, and the waist between his hands was soft, he suddenly felt a little moved, and couldn't help but have a trace of evil thoughts. This little girl, I guess I don't have much experience, I don't know what her first kiss will be like? I didn't get a chance last time, but I can't miss it this time.
Feeling that Xiao Yezi wanted to get up, the opportunity was fleeting, Yang Yizhao suddenly turned over, pressed her under him, and restrained her attempt to resist violently at the moment when she was caught off guard. I don't know how long it took, Xiao Yezi's strength gradually ran out, and the struggle was no longer so obvious. The corners of Yang Yizhao's mouth were unconcealed with pride, slowly loosening Xiao Yezi's lips, smiling and preparing to appreciate the shameful taste of this fierce and charming little beauty's first kiss. She looked at Yang Yizhao hatefully, but Yang Yizhao looked at her with a smile. He wanted to reach out and touch Xiao Yezi's face, but Xiao Ye opened it all at once.
Yang Yizhao smiled again and tried to touch Xiao Yezi's face again. Xiao Yezi turned his face away, but he couldn't escape Yang Yizhao's hand. The calluses on his hands grazed his face, tickling and prickly. A faint smell of betel nut emanated from him, slipping into her sense of smell, making her slightly dizzy. At the moment when his hand touched her neck, a call came from afar - it was Sister Mei: "Xiao Yang, Xiao Yezi!" ”
Xiao Yezi had a thrill in his heart, pushed Yang Yizhao away, stood up like lightning, combed his unkempt hair calmly, and left quickly. Yang Yizhao sat on the ground with his knees propped up, smiling as Xiao Ye's slender back disappeared from his sight.
Xiao Yezi ran behind a big tree and hid, panting, his heart was beating like a drum, he was full of shame and anger, and he really hated to kill this male vixen with a few punches. After suffering this loss, if I don't get it back, I won't be a little leaf! She was thinking about how to take revenge, and when she looked down, she saw a few plants with small purple beans not far away, which seemed to be some kind of fruit she had eaten when she was a child, and her heart moved: it seemed that there were some dried chrysanthemums and rock sugar on the carriage...... Well, there you have it! Yang Yizhao, you wait!
The next day, Yang Yizhao still rode in the same car with Xiao Yezi.
This time, Yang Yizhao held his cheeks, looked at the sun outside the car window, and hummed a little song comfortably. Replaced by a small leaf and stopped talking.
I don't know how long I watched, Yang Yizhao was a little thirsty, he turned around to look for the car, and the kettles that had been prepared were all gone. He was helpless, and looked back at Xiao Yezi drinking water with a leather kettle, so he lazily ordered: "Xiao Yezi, water." ”
Xiao Yezi didn't look at it, screwed on the lid of the kettle, and threw it heavily on the mat behind Yang Yizhao with his hand.
Yang Yizhao was shocked by her aggressiveness, and couldn't help but say: "No, isn't this because you look good." It's a momentary heartbeat, it's just a joke, and you're angry until now? ”
Xiao Yezi ignored him and continued to look at the scenery in silence.
Yang Yizhao squinted his eyes at her, and saw that her face was serious, and he didn't dare to provoke her again, so he turned on the kettle and took a sip - huh? The unexpectedly mellow and sweet aroma turned out to be a pot of sweet tea. Yang Yizhao smiled, it turned out that this girl still cared about me, and made sweet tea for me, and the child could be taught. Immediately, he raised the kettle and drank several sips, wiped his mouth, and praised: "Good tea, it's just too sweet, you won't pour all the sugar in the car, right?" But it doesn't matter, drink it in my mouth, sweet in my heart. ”
Xiao Yezi snorted, still keeping a straight face.
Yang Yizhao handed the kettle to Xiao Yezi's eyes, and said with a smile: "You drank it, give it to me again, I drank it, do you still drink it?" ”
Xiao Yezi gave him a blank look, turned his back, and ignored him.
Yang Yizhao took out a box of dim sum from the carriage. The dim sum box is covered with colorful gemstones, which are obviously worth a lot of money. It was originally a snack that Yang Yizhao bought for Sister Mei in private, but in order to please the little enemy in front of him, he had to buy it for Sister Mei another day. handed it to Xiao Yezi's eyes: "I didn't expect that although this Pingjiang City sparrow is small, there is actually a semicolon of Ruixiangzhai in the capital." You see, this is Rui Xiangzhai's specialty refreshment, mille-feuille white jade egg yolk crisp, double egg yolk, with top ghee, just such a small box, without a pound of fresh milk, you can't make this sweet taste. This snack can be counted all over the country. What I bought here is her top level, and most people can't buy it. If I give it to you, it will be regarded as atonement for your sins, okay? ”
Xiao Yezi turned a deaf ear to him, and directly pulled up the blanket and fell asleep.
Yang Yizhao was speechless, he stopped talking, and it was not easy to take back the refreshments, so he had to eat the flower tea just now.
The team walked for almost half an hour, and suddenly Yang Yizhao felt unbearable colic in his abdomen, so he hurriedly ordered the team to stop, and walked into the woods by himself, and after a long time, he came out and returned to the car. I didn't know that after walking for another quarter of an hour, I had abdominal pain again. It went back and forth like this, either drilling into the grove or running through the reeds.
When Yang Yizhao came back for the fifth time, he found that the gang members were holding back a smile, and Xiao Yezi sat in the car with a smile, opened the curtain and looked at him, shook the kettle in his hand, and looked at the happiness of the successful plan, and fortunately he laughed and said: "Yang Tianwang, I am a special green radish bean leaf rock sugar chrysanthemum tea specially made by Changji Teahouse in Nianfei Village, which drains dampness and nourishes the skin, scrapes oil and cleans the intestines, and it is counted in the whole country." I'm the top of her family, double green radish beans, no need to cover up with three taels of rock sugar, can't cover up the flavor of this bean. This tea is paired with your top refreshments, and then with this blue sky, white clouds, and reeds in the grove, does it make you leave a good memory~"
Yang Yizhao suddenly realized, and instantly exploded in anger. He is a big man and a king, and he was actually drugged by this little girl, and everyone watched it, so it was not easy to admit that he had been tricked in person, so he had to point to the only female gang member on horseback in the whole team, and transfer all his anger to his subordinates: "Cuckoo! You're a young girl, what kind of horse do you have nothing to ride? Don't you know that riding a horse is what men do?! Give me a ride! ”
The named girl in the inky blue dress Du Juan didn't know why, so she had to stick out her tongue, obediently got off the horse, and got into Xiao Yezi's carriage. Yang Yizhao put on a straight face, snatched Du Juan'er's horse, and was about to ride it as soon as he strided. But he was already a little weak at the moment, and he couldn't sit down when he stumbled. The entourage finally couldn't hold back, snickered one after another, and continued to move forward.
On the way to the helmsman of the Tianwang Gang, Yang Yizhao was also a little strange, he knew this green radish bean, which was bitter and slightly poisonous, and was often found in the countryside. But why did Xiao Yezi drink the same sweet tea as him, but he had no symptoms of diarrhea? I can't figure it out, I can't be angry, I can't help but harass that little girl from time to time, so that he can be willing. But he never dared to get into Xiaoyezi's car again.
Xiao Yezi is also very knowledgeable, although he teased Yang Yizhao, he still took advantage of the meal time to quietly apologize to him. Yang Yizhao saw her lowering her posture and tenderness, and couldn't help but soften, so the matter was stopped, but he had a good impression of Xiao Yezi.