Chapter 80: The Stupid Howling Dog

"I didn't let you go, I asked you to talk about it closer!"

Seeing Sun Xiaoliu's sneer, the roaring dog actually stiffened his neck, so he didn't shout and provoke.

It's good, it's still a very characterful seat......

We appreciate you!

Sun Xiaoliu kept holding the stone bench very doggedly, pursed his lips when he heard the words, and said "bang" next to the head of the roaring dog, and there was only a trace of it.

The eyelids of the whistling dog fluttered, and the dog's hair exploded, and it didn't seem to be hob meat......

Yu Le was not very sorry for the dog, and he wanted to push the stone bench away a little, but the stone bench did not move at all.

The Howling Sky Dog smiled very unkindly, "Huhu, Huhu, Huhu!"

Sun Xiaoliu glared at the Heavenly Dog evilly, stepped forward and pressed the edge of the stone bench with one hand, and the stone bench turned around and turned near the bridge railing with the dog's head.

Sure enough, the Howling Dog stopped laughing.

Yu Le touched his face, Xiaoliu is also a careless person, can't you pretend to make a little effort?

"I'm tired of talking, eat something first!" Yu Le sat down steadily on the stone bench.

"Okay, okay!" Sun Xiaoliu hurriedly jumped on the bridge railing and squatted, but then there was a look of regret, "It's a pity that they were all beaten by this thin dog!"

"It's clear whether you threw it yourself or not!" the dog rolled his eyes.

Sun Xiaoliu was speechless, stretched out his hand to pick up the pillar again, Yu Le quickly stopped her, "I'm ready!"

"You mean...... Spicy strips?" Sun Xiaoliu's eyes lit up.

Yu Le had also brought spicy strips to Xiaoliu before, which were so spicy that she scratched her ears and cheeks, but she grinned and continued to eat, and she couldn't stop at all.

As a result, a layer of small acne grew on Mao's face, and it was very difficult to scratch it, so Yu Le didn't bring it much.

The various miscellaneous wrestlers have enjoyed some of them, and have gained a lot of prestige for Yule......

"Well, spicy strips!" Yu Le solemnly took out a packet, tore it open, and handed it to Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu forgot about the little pimple when he boarded, and he was quite excited to eat, hehehehe.

Yu Le took out another packet, tore it open, took one and stuffed it in his mouth, and chewed it with taste.

The Howling Dog lay on the ground and stared at it, and finally said contemptuously, "Cut! I'm used to eating mortal food, what's so delicious!"

The food you had in the mortal world seemed a bit miscellaneous......

Yu Le brought spicy strips to the underworld and the heavenly realm, but it was actually just a coincidence, and it could be regarded as a crooked fight.

What the Roaring Sky Dog said was not bad, and Yu Le already understood it at this time.

The food of the heavenly realm contains more or less heaven and earth aura, mortals can't eat it, and Yu Le is also slowly adapting, eat more fruits first.

The food of the mortal world, which is eaten by all beings in the heavenly realm, is boring and shoddy.

Only the spicy strips are an exception, or the seasoning package of instant noodles is fine, maybe you can also bring a little old godmother?

The flavor of the spicy strips is very punchy, which is in strong contrast to the light and delicious taste of the heavenly food.

It doesn't matter how nutritious it is, it's just a matter of taste......

"How long has it been since the Upper Immortals have been in the lower realm?" asked Yu Le with interest.

"Yes......" The Howling Dog frowned and thought for a while, and finally came up with an answer, "It's been a long time!"

"Oh, the smell of home. Yu Le nodded yes while chewing spicy strips, "I only walked in the mortal world before, and after being away from my hometown for a long time, I will miss it a little, especially what I ate when I was a child." Fortunately, the mortal world is not big, and you can go back soon, otherwise it will be uncomfortable!"

"Oh......" Howling Dog swallowed and reluctantly said, "Otherwise, I'll just taste it?"

Over there, Sun Xiaoliu didn't care about the roaring dog at all, inhaling cool air for a while, exhaling hot air for a while, obviously very happy.

"It's fine!" the kind man immediately left his seat and crouched down next to the head of the Howling Dog, and carefully stuffed one into his mouth. That's how the canine teeth are staggered, and I'm panicking.

"Shhh

After all, it is inconvenient to lie on the ground, just like lying in bed and drinking water. The whistling dog was also choked, but it was a mixture of spicy saliva.

"Ahem, ahem!" the whistling dog coughed.

When I finally finished coughing, the spicy strips were gone......

"Why don't I try another one?" Howling Dog's expression was unnatural, his eyes staring at the ground.

"You're not done yet!" Sun Xiaoliu scolded unceremoniously.

The whistling dog snorted and turned his face away. It's strange to say, the taste is extremely spicy, and it is very uncomfortable to eat in the mouth, but I still want to eat, and the more I can't eat it, the more I want to ......

"If you want to eat it, you can say it, really. Yu Le was kind, and took another one and sent it to the mouth of the roaring dog.

The whistling dog stalked the terrier's neck, and finally opened its mouth to latch on.

Dogs don't rely on their claws to eat, their tongues are very flexible, and their teeth are also powerful.

This time I was more experienced, and I didn't choke anymore.

After eating for a long time, the Howling Sky Dog also puffed out of his mouth, turned his head and asked uncertainly, "Huhu! It tastes like dogwood?"

"It's called chili!" Yu Le munched happily, obviously disdainful of Dogwood, "In the time of you and Erlang Zhenjun, there was no such thing in Middle-earth, and it was only transmitted from a distant place a long time later. ”

"It's very chic, and in retrospect, it's pretty good. The whistling dog smiled reluctantly.

After all, he also smiled, "Spicy...... Peppers, they're expensive, aren't they?"

"Well, it's expensive!" Yu Le nodded vigorously, and then raised the spicy bun, "But it doesn't hurt!

"Then try it again!"

Sun Xiaoliu had a mocking face.

Yu Le put himself in the dog's shoes, "It's comfortable to eat lying down, but it's not convenient after all, why don't you sit up and eat?"

The Roaring Sky Dog peeked at Sun Xiaoliu and saw that Sun Xiaoliu was busy, so he nodded quickly.

Why does it feel like bowing to Bi Ma Wen, you said that I followed my true monarch to fight in the south and the north......

"Ha, then sit up and eat!" Yu Le quickly patted the Roaring Sky Dog on the back, "Monkey King!"

The invisible rope immediately disappeared, turning into a hairy hair and returning to Yu Le's hand.

The howling dogs scattered into a puddle and quickly sat up, looking as serious as possible.

Then he squatted on the ground again, looking indifferently into the distance, just not looking at Sun Xiaoliu.

"Take it and eat it!" Yu Le generously took out a packet, tore it open, and handed it to the Howling Dog's paw.

Although the Howling Sky Dog did not transform into a human form, its two front paws were also free, and sure enough, he caught the spicy strip, took out one slowly, and stuffed it into his mouth with great experience and chewed it gently.

Then I increased the speed, hey, hey, hey,

Sun Xiaoliu looked at him, and the roaring dog turned in a different direction.

Hey, hey, hey!

I don't know as much as you do!

"Hearing you say that, the mortal world has changed a lot?" The Howling Sky Dog squatted on the ground, staring at people, talking about people, Yu Le always felt disagreeable, but there was no racial discrimination.

"That's quite big!" Yu Le's expression was exaggerated, what was the biggest change in modern times compared to before the Great Song Dynasty.

"Well, the sound of thousands of miles is nothing, and you can talk face-to-face from thousands of miles away. There is also a magic weapon that can find each other no matter where they are. Well, with this magic weapon, when walking on the ground, a trajectory can appear on the magic weapon in real time, at most a difference of three feet and five feet. Well, mortals, with the help of magic weapons, can also fly around in the sky. Thousands of miles away, half an hour away. ”

The Howling Dog's eyes widened, it was really quite big, unimaginably big, was it still mortal?

The mortal world has changed a lot, and I want to see it......

"Mortals can also control clouds?" Sun Xiaoliu actually forgot about spicy strips for a while.

Although she can abuse and beat the prisoner and the prison deputy, the supervisor and the prison deputy can take off on the clouds.

Sun Xiaoliu would occasionally envy them, and then despise them, what if they could fly?

But after all, I can't fly......