After having breakfast with Li Sigui, Xu Yongzhi came to the Bujun camp to order something, and after destroying the clay monster, he rested for three days in a row, and there was already a lot of work backlogged.

As soon as he entered his barracks, he found that the two Yu Marquis were making tea and making a stove, as if some great man had come.

Xing Dayun took a mattress and wanted to send it to someone.

"But is there a boss in the camp?" Xu Yongzhi asked Xing Dayun.

"Ahem, don't mention it, don't mention it, it's all up and down, and it's all tossed." Xing Dayun said.

"What kind of sacredness is this, so that everyone is so attentive." Xu Yongzhi asked.

"It's the old prince."

"Who is the old prince?"

"Lord Wang Zuo, the first wonderful old man of the Great Zhou, seeing him once will be unforgettable." Xing Dayun said.

After hearing this, Xu Yongzhi fell into deep distress.

Wang Zuo is the father of the current Prime Minister Wang Pu.

The son has become the prime minister, but the father is still an official in the court, and the official position is not high.

This old man was born as a civilian official, debuted very early, and was in charge of salt and iron and other work very early, and he can be regarded as a cadre who understands the economy.

Wang Pu is a young genius, he was promoted at a young age, so he was promoted faster than his father, and when it came to pay homage to the prime minister, Lord Wang Zuo was in his early sixties, and officials from all over the country came to Tokyo to do business and face the saint, so everyone had to meet the prime minister.

If you are unfortunate enough to be a guest at Lord Wang Pu's house, it will be troublesome.

Wang Pu is not the head of his own family, and his father Wang Zuo has not yet retired.

Wang Pu said that he asked the old man to retire, but he was almost broken by the old man's leg.

If you go to see the Prime Minister, you will find that the Prime Minister's father has come out to receive you.

"Come on, brother DEI!"

"Tell my brother about something!"

"Look what else you're carrying! Not next time. ”

Next, the prime minister's father will call you brothers, fight wine, and don't get drunk and don't return.

The prime minister is wearing a second-grade court dress next to him, pouring you wine and barbecue, and is respectful and filial.

If you say, "Lord Wang is the prime minister, how dare you work on the prime minister......

Old man Wang Zuo will immediately interrupt you and say, "This is the son of my guinea dog, ignore him!" Brothers, let's go one! ”

You still want to struggle, don't bow down to Old Man Wang:

"Uncle, I am only twenty-five years old this year, and I am the descendant of the Prime Minister......"

"What nonsense, you have a glass of wine with me, buddy shoulders are the same, my son, just like your son, Wang Pu, call uncle!" The old man came up with the strength of madness.

"Hello uncle, I hope you can be friendly with your father for generations to come......" The prime minister is really called, really filial piety!

All the people who have been to Prime Minister Wang's house feel that their scalps are numb, as if they have walked through the ghost gate.

When you see the Prime Minister again in the future, you will feel as if he will hate you for the rest of your life, but he is a humble gentleman, and you don't know if you have offended him.

In the end, you can only come to one conclusion, it is better not to visit the old man until he retires or dies.

The problem is, you're thinking too beautifully.

Wang Zuo is a good old man, and every time he goes to a junior at home who can talk to him, he asks for contact information.

"Where do you live, next time you drink at home?"

The Prime Minister's father is going to your house for a drink, can you not give the address?

The Prime Minister has actually tried his best to give you a look, and wants you to give a fake address.

But you couldn't wipe it off, so you still gave the old man the address of your home.

When sending you out, the prime minister can only whisper to you: "Move as soon as possible." ”

You still don't think it's a big deal.

As a result, the next afternoon, there was a half-drunk prime minister's father sitting at the door of your house, looking for you to drink......

If it's a simple drunken and immoral, and loves to mess with seniority, then it's probably okay.

The point is that Lord Wang Zuo has a very unspeakable hobby.

He ~ loves ~ practices ~ martial arts.

Although Lord Wang Zuo was born as a money and food official, he has always believed that he is talented, but he focused his skills on money and childcare.

So as long as you practice a little in your spare time, with your own talent, you will also become a very good martial arts master.

There are still many people and charlatans to this day.

For example, a few years ago, there was a chairman of the company, the old lady said that she was the head of Tai Chi, and a push could push down more than a dozen people, and later everyone realized that the dozen or so people who were pushed down were all her employees, and it was not the power of the old lady who pushed them down, but the power of the rice bowl.

But if such a foolish person is the prime minister's father, then everyone's trouble will be big.

Wang Zuo sent challenge books everywhere.

Zhang Jiaotou of Longjie, Xing Dayun of Hujie, Zhao Hu, the head of Kaifeng Mansion, and Liu Da of the front division of the palace......

"I heard that your martial arts are very powerful, and the old man wants to compete with you, I don't know if I have time recently?"

Whoever receives this kind of challenge is considered to have won the jackpot.

You now have three options:

1. Beat up Prime Minister Wang Pu's father;

2. was beaten by Lord Wang Pu's father;

3. Take the wine to Lord Wang Pu's house to beg for mercy, worship his father, and don't have to fight if he becomes his own person.

Don't even think about it, if you're still so naïve in the forbidden army, don't improve.

Option 2 did have been tried, Liu Da really went to compete with Wang Zuo's old minister, and was beaten by the old minister with a stick, because the old minister was really beaten, so the stick still hurt when he hit his body.

The point is, you can't just throw in the towel.

"At such an extent, are you going to admit defeat!"

"Young people born in the Later Jin Dynasty, is it such a waste? Our men from the Tang Dynasty will not be so weak at all! ”

"Get up, stand up again!"

"Man, there should still be something to protect!"

These words are simply dead in the middle two.

What's more, Lord Wang Zuo's contest was held on the river beach in Tokyo, and there were hundreds of people watching each time, and the inner circle was full of teahouse storytellers and legendary gentlemen, which was regarded as a media seat, and the outer circle was the fastest guys from each store.

Therefore, the old minister violently beat Liu Da, the first iron man of the forbidden army, and the tragic incident of beating Liu Da Da with blood from his mouth and nose was soon recited by the whole city.

Wang Lao Xianggong is the first old man in Tokyo.

There is a ballad that sings about him:

The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou.

The old man is the Hokuto of Tokyo City.

Wang's winning streak ended on the streets.

One day, the old minister Wang was drunk on the street, and met a few hooligans bullying small traders.

"Let's go together!"

You must know that Liu Da has fought ten, and the old minister has won Liu Da Da, at least he should be able to beat ten standard hooligans.

As a result, the three hooligans choked the old man enough, and he lay down for half a month before he could get out of bed.

Later, Kaifeng Mansion sent the old man's subordinates to defeat Zhao Hu, captured the gangsters in one fell swoop, put them in the streets, vented their anger to the old Wang, and stabbed them all to Cangzhou, which was over.

Such a strange old man came to visit the Bujun Yamen today, and I really don't know who I'm looking for.

Xu Yongzhi has to read a lot of official documents, Lei Song is dead, and now he has to come to see it.

The most important thing is a letter of appointment.

"The commander of the Hujie infantry army made Lei Song pursue the assassin Yu Dang and die in the line of duty, and beneficialize his family fifty times."

The real sacrifice in the line of duty, that is to be promoted, and the money will not be so small, Lei Song's death is actually a guilty internal sanction, and it is different, but it did not affect the family, it is Zhao Kuangyi and Zhao Er who fulfilled their promise.

"The deputy commander Xu Jin, although he has the merit of killing the assassin, but he allowed the assassin to break into the palace gate and disturb the holy driver, and he is guilty of the crime.

The signing was made by Wang Pu, Fan Zhen and Zhao Kuangyin's group of parliamentary ministers.

It should be Lord Wang who is fighting against Brother Zhao.

Xu Yongzhi cursed in his heart.

Xu Gongzi doesn't have much interest in being promoted, but what is Lao Tzu's crime?

took leave off work, came back to fight monsters, died nine lives, was kissed by the monster's tongue, and finally wore a crime and made meritorious contributions......

It's a terrible excuse to find.

Who let the man you desperately protect die?

You don't have any credit for this.

Just like Sister Qiao and his child.

was sulking, Xing Dayun ran in in a panic.

"Commander, run! …… It's coming."

"Who's coming?"

"The old man ...... Wang"

There was a hearty laugh outside the door.

"Why, who's talking about the house!"

The Sprinkle family is the self-proclaimed name of the fighting man, and the civil officials do not claim to be the Sprinkler family.

The old man was treating himself as a martial artist all the time.

Xing Dayun stomped his feet: It's over, I can't run away.

Mr. Wang blocked Xu Yongzhi in the house.

"Are you the birth of Lin Quan, the Shaodong of the Mountain Character Hall, the first bow of Jingnan, the slaughterer of the black armor assassin, the strongest disciple of the third generation of the Dragon and Tiger Mountain, and the gun king of the forbidden army, Xu Yongzhi?" Wang Zuo looked expectant.

Xu Yongzhi couldn't help but laugh dumbly, he didn't know that he had such a lengthy title.

This is all picked up by the storyteller in Tokyo City before, and in the past few days of national mourning, storytellers have been suspended.

Old man Wang has heard people talk everywhere in the past two months, and his ears are full.

So when I saw Xu Yongzhi, I came up and reported the other party's title.

"Are you the first person in Taiyuan Mansion, the sanctioner of the forbidden army giant, the rogue interceptor, and the old minister of the Beidou King of Tokyo City?" Xu Yongzhi said.

This made the old man dance with joy.

"I didn't expect you to know the prestige of the Sprinkle family." Old man Wang was triumphant.

"The old man said, do you want to beat me, or worship me?" Xu Yongzhi asked.

The first time I saw such a direct person, everyone had to be polite to the old man, and Xu Yongzhi was too lazy to be polite.

He was just ordered by the old man's son to "make meritorious contributions", and Xu Yongzhi was on fire.

Now there is an old man who is here to stir up trouble, and a group of people are still afraid of him, accompanying him to get nervous, and he feels that his head is big when he thinks about it.

"I'm going to compete with you!" Wang Zuo threw the rod in his hand to Xu Yongzhi's table, and took another one from the shelf.

Everyone looked at Xu Yongzhi in horror, not knowing how he would respond.

One is Zhao Kuangyin's brother, and the other is Lord Wang's father, the entanglement of the two forces in the Chai Rong era after the Great Zhou Dynasty is about to happen in such a duty room.

Mr. Wang has been more conservative about his strength recently, at least he hasn't pulled a room of people with a stroke, "Let's all go up together".

"Old Minister Wang, please look at that stick, it should have words." Xu Yongzhi said slowly.

"Dazzled, can't see clearly!"

It's just that this body still comes out to fight.

"Then I'll read it to you, these are the words 'Tiger Jie Bu Army'. Do you know what these four words mean? Xu Yongzhi asked.

"Engrave a name, I'm afraid I'll take the wrong one."

"No, no, no", Xu Yongzhi said with a smile, "These four words indicate that this is a military weapon, and it has two uses, one is to compete martial arts between soldiers; The second is to attack the enemy in wartime. ”

"So what?"

"The old man wants to fight me, there are two ways: one is to join the army and join our forbidden army, old man, are you old?"

"It's small, just sixty-five!" Lao Lian has a heroic face.

"That's not good, the forbidden army retired at fifty-five, Zi replacement. Even if you want to enlist in the army, you can only let Lord Wang Pu join the army for you. Xu Yongzhi said with a smile.

When everyone heard this, they were angry and happy, and they felt that Xu Yongzhi arranged Lord Wang and worried about him.

"What about the other one?" The old man is really persistent, he has to listen to the second one.

"You go to the street, kill a person on the spot, when Kaifeng Mansion comes, you beat and arrest, Kaifeng Mansion can't beat you, naturally the Tiger Jie Bu Army will go, at that time, I will use this rod and stick to take you down with my own hands." Xu Yongzhi said.

The old man scratched his head, feeling that the nonsense had met a whimsy.

"Then you don't use weapons, it's better than fists and feet?" Wang Zuo suddenly found a good solution.

"Old Minister Wang, which yamen are you doing on an errand now?"

"The Sprinkle family is a training envoy of the Zhengzhou regiment!" The old man's chest was straight, not to mention how proud.

"As an official of the imperial court, he is not in the cantonment, and during the national service, he enters Beijing privately and disturbs the command post of the forbidden army, what crime should he be?" Xu Yongzhi writes at his desk.

"Xing Dayun, what does military law say?"

"Military and civilian people, etc., can be beheaded if they attack the forbidden army cantonment." Xing Dayun said.

"Got it, then take down the old man Wang." Xu Yongzhi said.

Xing Dayun looked embarrassed.

"I give the order, I will be responsible, if I want to lose my official position, I will kill my head, I will count it as mine." Xu Yongzhi said.

With this sentence, the gang of people in the forbidden army immediately took action, and several small soldiers put down the old man and tied him up, and the old man was also heroic, angrily scolding the rebellious ministers and thieves.

"It's a terrible scolding, do you want to gag your mouth with socks?" Xing Dayun had suffered from the old man before, and now he took the opportunity to enjoy it.

"There are many ways to not want others to scold you, and sealing other people's mouths is the stupidest," Xu Yongzhi looked at Wang Zuo and pulled a few soldiers in front of him, "You three, take him in shifts!" ”

The Bujun Tun was filled with the laughter and joy of the old prince.

"Xu Jin, you bastard boy...... Aha...... Hurry up and let the old man go...... Hahaha...... The old man can't spare ...... Hahahaha...... Ahh......h Ahahaha......"

Xu Yongzhi's letter was also written and handed over to Xing Dayun.

"Send it to the king's mansion, and say that the old man is very happy to listen to jokes in our place, and he is happy to pee his pants, and let the family bring the carriage and clean clothes."

"Yes!" Xing Dayun smiled evilly.

"You two!" Xu Yongzhi pulled the three soldiers again.

"Don't be here, if you laugh for a long time, you will really pee your pants, take the old man to the porter, if the old man begs for mercy for a while, his mouth will be soft, and he will not scratch, let him talk to the head of our forbidden army's first war god king about guns!"

"Which Wang Sect Leader?" All three soldiers froze.

"Wang Da Neng!"

"Oh! Hahahaha! Everyone laughed.

Wang Daneng is the quartermaster of Pontus, a big fat man with a mouth cannon who has no martial arts and loves to practice martial arts, sends people a little sweetness everywhere, and then steals teachers to learn arts, learns four things differently, and then teaches recruits.

When Xu Yongzhi first came in, he called himself "Wang Jiaotou" and was unwilling to admit that he was in charge of logistics.

Wang Daneng is the first person who can chat with Hujie Bujun, he has never lived in his mouth every day, and he stays in the gatehouse when he has nothing to do, just because there is a coal stove there, he has been boiling water, he can make tea, and there are always people who listen to him chat.

Let Wang Da deal with Wang Laogong, it is simply no more suitable.

The world should be divided into two parts, so that people who do things can do things together; If the people who talk about the cannon work together, world peace will definitely be realized.