0270 Eating and washing dishes
Chen Rongguang's pupils immediately gathered.
Are you kidding! This illusion is the secret of my color gate, and this man in black learned it just by looking at it?!
Who the hell is he!
Just as the tiger was about to pounce on him, "Poof! With a bang, a pair of scissors plunged into the tiger's head.
The papier-mΓ’chΓ© tiger turned into a bunch of butterflies again.
"Who, this is, engaged in such a big battle."
Chen Rongguang looked back and saw that Luo Fatzi was standing not far away covered in blood.
He is less than 1.6 meters tall, and he is covered in blood at the moment, presumably having completed that terrible capital punishment, and plans to come to the bathroom opposite him to get lucky.
"Quick knife hand fat Yama! Oh my God, how could it be you! The eldest man said, with a hint of jealousy in his words.
Different from Chen Rongguang's Caimen, Luo Fatzi belongs to the monastic sect, and it is comparable to the combat power of Qin Tongtong, Liu Liqiang and others.
"Wow, there are still people in the rivers and lakes who remember me, but I can't admit that I am Fat Yama, he is dead, you beat my good friend like this, are you planning to come to my store to steal pork?"
Luo Fatzi stretched out one hand, and the sharp knife that fell to the ground returned to his hand again.
The man in black shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I don't mean to be offended, I just came to apologize to Senior Pan on behalf of the Demon Sect, Brother Fat Yama, you just let me in, okay?" β
"Oh, fifteen dollars for the toll." Luo Fatzi took out the mobile phone in his pocket and clicked on the QR code for receiving money.
The eldest husband was not verbose, and directly scanned the code to pay.
"Alipay arrived, fifteen, yuan."
"Hahaha, I've got money to take a bath!" Luo Fatzi happily ran into the "East Gate Bathroom".
Chen Rongguang is going crazy.
"Lao Luo! It's not good! β
"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, come in and take a shower together."
I'll wash your sister!
"I'm sorry Brother Chen, I really don't have any ill intentions, bye."
With that, Nagao continued to walk forward.
Many neighbors saw people coming from the street, holding their rice bowls and pointing and discussing, but none of them stepped forward to stop them.
"Boss, do you want to wash your hair?"
The eldest husband looked at Qian Feng's store sign, which read "Rose Garden Shampoo Room".
The woman sitting at the door was in good shape, with snow and tender skin, about the age of her early thirties, revealing a smell of wind and dust, and a little mystery.
"Sister, I have no money, I only have a total of fifteen yuan on me, and I was cheated by that fat man just now."
"Come on, it's cheap, ten yuan to wash your hair, I'll help you beat your back, I don't want your ticket." The sixth aunt held Erlang's leg and scratched her head.
Somehow, following her words, the eldest subconsciously walked in her direction.
Coming to the sixth aunt, the eldest man stopped and took off the hat from his cloak, revealing a bare head.
"Sixth aunt, I don't have hair, don't embarrass me, okay?"
The sixth aunt looked at it, and not only did she have no hair, but she also lacked an eye, and there was a glass bead stuffed in her left eye, which looked a bit like a sand sculpture.
"Do you know the old lady? Isn't that a big deal? Without hair, there is always Yuanyang, right? β
"This one has this, there is this."
The eldest man stood up straight, raised his head, opened his mouth, and a white mist slowly flew towards the sixth aunt.
The sixth aunt saw that he was so generous, and without saying a word, she opened her mouth and sucked.
After three or five seconds, the sixth aunt let out a long sigh of relief.
"People don't even look as good as dogs, Yuanyang is very pure, don't embarrass you, let's go." The sixth aunt said with a satisfied face.
The eldest husband bowed slightly: "Thank you, Aunt Six, I'll come to you to wash your hair again when I'm free!" β
After walking another fifty meters, the long man ignored the pointing and pointing of the neighbors, and finally came to the door of the feng shui ornament shop.
"Knock knock." He knocked on the wooden door.
Pan Yuandao was half-lying on the rocking chair, his eyes were slightly closed, and he said lightly: "Come from afar, come in and sit." β
Nagao slowly walked in and sat down on a square bench.
Seeing that there was a leftover sacrament on the table of the Eight Immortals, the eldest husband did not treat himself as an outsider, but reached out and pinched a piece of braised pork, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it all the time.
"It's delicious! Uncle Pan, this must be Tianmen's secret braised pork! β
Pan Yuandao lit a cigarette and said lightly: "If you like to eat, eat more, and brush the bowl after eating." β
"Good! It's still good for you, the first few are too bad, they either want to beat me, or cheat me out of money, the sixth aunt is the most excessive, sucking me so much that I almost died of kidney failure. β
The eldest husband didn't dislike Pan Yuandao, the bad old man, picked up the rice spoon, added rice to himself from the rice cooker, picked up the chopsticks he had eaten and began to stuff wildly unscrupulously.
Braised pork, garlic broccoli, tomato egg soup, two dishes and one soup, simple and delicious.
With a "snap", the long man put the dishes and chopsticks on the table.
"Not bad, it's delicious, thank you Uncle Pan for your hospitality, I'll go fetch water and wash the dishes."
With that, the young man ran into the yard on his own, picked up the wooden basin by the well and began to fetch water.
Tucking the white cat dish soap into his trouser pocket, he came to the store with a basin of water and began to wash the dishes.
There are already a lot of lively neighbors outside the door, the painting style in the store is extremely weird, the people in black from outside are washing dishes there, Pan Yuandao is lying silently smoking, and no one has said a word.
"Who is this man? Why haven't you seen it before? β
"I don't know, it seems that I injured Lao Chen with illusion, it's quite powerful."
"Why don't you ask him?"
"What do you know, if the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, Pan Lao's qi cultivation kung fu is invincible in the world, what's the hurry."
When the eldest husband finished washing the dishes, he cleaned up everywhere, and cleaned up Pan Yuandao's cigarette ash and cigarette butt.
He came to the table of the Eight Immortals, jumped back, and sat down on the table.
"Okay, I'm going to start talking about the purpose of my visit." The eldest husband threw a black bank card over: "Uncle Pan, it's 140 million, you can take it." β
Pan Yuandao picked up the bank card and looked at the front and back: "Go on." β
"Oh, that's it, I'm going to buy your grandson Pan Yu's life, I don't know if this money is enough, not enough for me to borrow a little more online."
As soon as this remark came out, it immediately caused an uproar outside the door.
"Buy Xiaoyu's life? I've got it here, come and buy it from me! β
"Stop talking nonsense, drag this force out and get killed!"
The eldest husband didn't pay attention to them, but looked at Pan Yuandao directly, with a smile on his face.
Pan Yuandao ignored them either, staring at the man with only one eye.
The neighbors were hindered by Pan Yuandao's rules, and without his instructions, they did not dare to enter the door to ask for people.
Suddenly, Pan Yuandao couldn't help laughing.
"You are a bit interesting, did Cai Zichong want to tear up the agreement of the year and take the initiative to declare war on me?"
Nagao shook his head.
"No, it's mainly that the leader of our Su Provincial Group has a bit of a holiday with your grandson, and he has fought several times, and he ...... you" The eldest man looked outside and looked around.
"Oh yes, Liu Liqiang next door to you was almost killed by him, and Li Guozhong, who sells fruits, anyway, this Liang Zi knot is quite deep, our Boss Cai wants to just shoot two and scatter, let's fight a dozen."
This immediately aroused the anger of the surrounding neighbors.
"Lao Liu and Lao Li were almost killed?! Fuck me! β
"Old Pan! War! War must be waged! β
"They deceive people too much!"
Pan Yuandao glanced outside coldly, and everyone suddenly fell silent.
Looking at the eldest husband, Pan Yuandao shook his head and said: "It's okay, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, it doesn't matter if he gets into trouble outside, whatever he does, he can play well." β
The eldest husband didn't expect Pan Yuandao, who had always been protective of his shortcomings, to say such a thing at this time.
"That's not good, I just want his life, what can I do?"