Chapter 83: Pitifully poor
"Who is a Taoist priest who can't marry a daughter-in-law, we are Taoist priests, and we are not monks who eat fasting and chant Buddha, and the four are empty, and I am happy to be mistaken by color."
Nanqiang clapped his hands and applauded, scared Huaiqing into a spirit, Nanqiang got up with a smile and dragged Huaiqing.
"Where are you going?" Huaiqing was dragged by Nanqiang to the point that his neck was sore, and he stood in place, finally getting Nanqiang's hand.
Nanqiang raised his eyes: "Go and smell people." Don't you like to smell Zhongshu, let's go and tie her up tonight, don't worry, after the raw rice is cooked and cooked, this will be done. ”
Nan Qiang's sudden idea made Huaiqing feel that his neck was stiff, his eyes were straight, and he looked at Nanqiang in front of him and drank some wine, his face turned crimson, and for a moment Huaiqing was like a thunderclap above his head, and in an instant he exploded with fire and Venus.
Break into the mansion and rob the people's daughters, but this is still the famous talented woman of the Great Zhou Dynasty who heard Zhongshu, and tied people up, and cooked raw rice into mature rice? This style is even more rampant than the bandits in the mountain nest, and the Jiangyang thieves are nothing more than that.
Besides, a woman who has not yet come out of the cabinet can also think of the bastard method of cooking raw rice and ripe rice.
Huaiqing doubted that the upright person in the Nanhuai Palace, how could he tolerate this bastard lamb and let her be arrogant and domineering to this day.
Huaiqing pulled back his sleeves, turned around and locked Nanqiang's throat: "You didn't do much about this, right?" ”
Nanqiang threw Huaiqing over the shoulder with his backhand, Huaiqing's bones clicked, and the drunken girl half-squinted her eyes, and sat there smirking and clapping her hands.
Huaiqing turned over and sat up, hugged Nan Qiang's legs, and threw Nan Qiang down, and the two scuffled together.
The two scratched their heads and picked their ears, no one wanted to let go, the stools and chairs were all lying with people, Nanqiang pulled down a curtain, the tulle fell gently, Huaiqing looked at the tip of his nose and the tip of Nanqiang's nose were only a stone's throw away.
In terms of fairness, Nanqiang is slightly better. In terms of insidious and cunning, the two are equal, but in terms of how skillful they use yin tricks, Nanqiang has always lost Huaiqing.
Huaiqing tied Nanqiang with tulle, and sat on the ground panting tiredly, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
The guests in the next room were drunk at this time, and Nanqiang listened to the sound of clinking glasses.
After the sound outside, Huaiqing got up and poured a glass of wine for Nanqiang and handed it to Nanqiang, who snorted coldly.
Huaiqing looked at Nanqiang, who was wrapped like a zongzi, and chuckled: "Just your three-legged cat kung fu, you still want to break into people's houses at night, and force Zhongshu to be my daughter-in-law." Before this gate was out, and before he took off his pants, he was tied up and sent to the official, and he was still counting on raw rice to be cooked and cooked. ”
Huaiqing untied the rope for Nan Qiang, and Nan Qiang loosened his wrist and rolled his eyes.
When the two of them went out to the door of the teaching department, they saw a man in a blue shirt who looked quite elegant and gave a short and obese man over forty years old with a pimple on his face, and his head and waist were bent deeply.
"If the sister is not sensible and can't take care of Lord Wang, Lord Wang will teach her a lesson."
The short and fat man showed a mouthful of black teeth when he smiled, and the fat on his face trembled, and then he spoke: "Sister Ling eats and drinks well in my mansion, if you are free another day, you can bring Mrs. Ling to visit in the mansion." ”
The short, fat man lifted up the man in blue and glanced at the man in blue meaningfully.
The man in blue nodded yes and helped the man into the carriage.
Nanqiang passed by and spat beside the man in blue clothes, and the man in blue clothes immediately scolded angrily: "You dirty, shameless and uneducated person, you dare to spit on me in the street, it is shameless and unreasonable. ”
The man in blue clothes glanced at the little guy next to him, and the little guy stepped forward proudly, just about to stretch out his hand to push Nanqiang, Huaiqing quickly reached out and twisted the hand bones of the little guy.
Nanqiang kicked the crotch of the little guy's pants with his feet, and Huaiqing inadvertently closed his feet.
Nanqiang kicked the little guy who was blocking the road, passed by the man in blue in disgust, and said quietly: "People who give away their sisters and seek wealth and nobility also have the face to scold shameless and dirty words." A scholar like you simply makes the world laugh and shame the literati. ”
The man in blue clenched his fists with both hands, turned around and shouted angrily: "What do you know about a reckless man like you!" ”
Huai Qing was dark for a moment, and then quietly patted the dust of his clothes and followed Nanqiang.
Nanqiang looked up arrogantly: "What's wrong with the reckless man in the rivers and lakes, the young master is above board, unlike some literati, who are full of benevolence and morality, and always stand on the moral point of view to scold others, but he has done all the dirty things in this world." ”
Huaiqing didn't say anything for a long time, Nanqiang thought that he had a scarlet belly in his heart, and she just said that she was going to rob the people's daughters, but when he looked up, he saw the scorching eyes under Huaiqingjian's eyebrows, with a trace of calm that he couldn't see on weekdays, like an ancient pond that had been silent for a long time, bottomless, and he didn't dare to explore more.
Nanqiang smelled the aroma of the noodle stall, straddled the stool, and put a piece of silver on the table: "Two bowls of hot noodles, one bowl with more meat and less vegetables, and one bowl with more vegetables and less meat." ”
Huaiqing also sat down: "Add two chicken legs to the bowl of more vegetables." ”
Nanqiang glanced at Huaiqing, and suddenly added: "The meaty bowl is also needed." ”
Nanqiang, who was eating noodles with his head down, heard a pleasant copper bell, and he raised his head, and his eyebrows were frosty.
Huaiqing took a bite of noodles, looked at Nanqiang's cannibalistic eyes, and looked at it well.
"This is the carriage of the Jiwang Mansion, and the one sitting in it is the prince Zhao Tanzong."
Nanqiang came back to his senses and glanced up at Huaiqing: "How do you know that the carriage belongs to the Jiwang Mansion, and the one sitting in it must be Zhao Tanzong, the prince of the Jiwang Mansion?" ”
Huaiqing pointed to the young man cleaning up the table at the noodle stall: "How do I know?" You can pick up a random person on the street and ask him, and if you don't believe it, you can ask him. ”
The young man raised his head and looked at Nanqiang tremblingly, Nanqiang put a chicken leg in the bowl and gave it to Huaiqing, and said softly: "I don't ask him, I can only trust you, I'll ask you." ”
"In the whole of Kyoto, only the carriage of the King of Ji has a copper bell hung on it, and the copper bell was given to the prince of Ji when the emperor was alive, and the prince of Ji hung the copper bell in front of the carriage as soon as he left the palace to show his honor. King Ji had a strange illness a few months ago, and he was lying on the couch, and the carriage was naturally sitting in Zhao Tanzong, the son of King Ji. ”
Nanqiang hissed: "It is said that the power of heaven is unpredictable, and the king is like a tiger, the emperor is rewarded with the front foot, and the old man of the king of Ji with the back foot He hung the copper bell on the carriage, and the emperor didn't think he was disrespectful, and gave him a crime of contempt for the emperor?" ”
Huaiqing glanced at Nanqiang: "It's the first emperor, call the first emperor the emperor, you want to curse today." You can ignore it, Your Majesty, you still have taboos in your mouth. ”
Huaiqing looked at Nanqiang with disgust, and Huaiqing continued: "King Ji has been obsessed with music theory all his life, and whoever gets a good piano, a good song, or a singer with a good voice will set up a banquet in the mansion and invite everyone to the Jiwang Mansion to watch. Last year, King Ji got a long-lost score, and held a banquet for three days, and the guests were full every day, and the singers in the Jiwang Mansion alone raised more than 300 people. ”
"Zhao Tanzong, the prince of Jiwang." Nanqiang didn't listen to Huaiqing's chatter at all, and bit the back socket.