Chapter 11: Don't Look at Indecent Conduct
The main reason is that the charm of that old man is really not as cute as the master. If you face an old and dizzy master all day long, think about it, it is also a head and two big.
Uncle Zhang and Wu Qinian stood not far away and looked at Nan'an who was talking to himself at the door panel, no matter how you look at it, that kid doesn't look like he is mentally abnormal, it can't be because he won the game just now, he is overexcited, "Sure enough, talented and intelligent people have different performances from ordinary people, it seems that the name of the divine doctor belongs to her." ”
"If you dare to worship others as teachers, then I ......" Xuan Qing instantly turned into a burst of mist, carrying the back of Nan'an's neck and floating in front of everyone, directly to the back room.
Nan'an kicked his legs in the air, "You let go of me, so many people look at me and lose face." Poof, Nan'an was thrown directly on the bed by Xuan Qing, and looked at Xuan Qing dizzily, "Master, why is your head shining with gold." ”
"I'm telling you, don't worship others as masters, death means death."
Xuan Qing's cute face instantly appeared angrily in front of Nan'an, who was lying dizzy, his almond eyes widened angrily, his mouth was panting, and he looked at Nan'an with hatred.
"That master, you are peerless, your martial arts are world-famous, and you will last forever for thousands of generations, how can you say that you will die."
"The appearance of the teacher is indeed as you say, but ......"
"Don't worry, I won't worship others as masters." Taking advantage of Xuanqing's inattention, Nan'an ran out directly, scratching his head with a smile, "Old Wu, I thank you for your kindness, but I have already worshiped the master, and my master is also very jealous, for the sake of your physical and mental health." ”
The people in the front room looked dumbfounded at Nan'an, who had just floated in and jumped out, "That, what happened just now, it's not that my old eyes are dizzy, how did I watch you float in." Wu Qinian was the first to speak, rubbing his eyes all the time.
"None of that matters, thank you for your kindness, but there was a sudden change in my family, and I can't leave here for a while, and the responsibility of honoring my ancestors has fallen on me."
Nan'an straightened his small body that was not fully developed, and he swore that Wu Qinian liked it very much, "Okay, although she is a daughter and she is young, she has such a responsibility, how many seven-foot men have to be ashamed." ”
"So if Wu Lao doesn't dislike it, you can stay here for a few days and get a taste of the customs of the city." Nan'an lifted it in one breath, of course he had to pretend in front of outsiders, not to mention that it was even more difficult to be praised by Wu Lao so much.
"But the man's voice just now is ......"
"Ahem, Wu Lao must be tired from the exhaustion all the way, who is that, take your family leaders to rest, I still have something to do." How did Nan'an explain to Wu Lao, it was a god from another world hidden in the jade bracelet?
I'm afraid that at that time, I will really be arrested as a mental illness, or thirty-six plans to run for the best plan, but this time the competition with Nanrong made Nan'an an hit in City A, and it is rumored that Nan'an, who has always been arrogant and domineering, has no father, and he is angry and tries to toss and turn night and night, and finally learns the ancestral ability to make Angong pills.
There is also Wu Qinian's recognition, the people in the imperial capital are in awe of him, not to mention that he went to City A in person to meet Nan'an, and said that he wanted to recognize his apprentice, but some people said that Nan'an didn't know how to lift, and it was the dream of many people to be able to get Wu Lao's personal inheritance, but people didn't treat bird's nest as a snack.
"Master, do you think those people always speculate and falsify the facts, and they are not me, how do you know what I was thinking at the time?" Nan An sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, munching on melon seeds and watching the news.
The unscrupulous media, oh my God, she has no objection to passing her on to her god, but she said that she doesn't know how to lift, she doesn't know Taishan with her eyes, she doesn't know the height of the sky, and she doesn't want to carry this pot.
"Crossed legs are not good for the body, the apprentice is developing, don't twist the body, sit in the right place." Xuan Qing, who was sitting next to him, raised his leg and kicked Nan'an's leg.
Nan'an staggered, her head smashed directly towards Xuanqing's thigh, her body was uncoordinated, her teeth were still stained with melon seeds, and the next second she directly gnawed on Xuanqing's white robe, but she clearly heard a ding, her teeth were not broken.
"Master, are my teeth broken?" Nan'an got up vaguely, what was the clothes made of, they were extremely hard.
"Apprentice, your saliva has been stained on the robe of the teacher." Xuan Qing flew to the other side of the sofa and looked at Nan'an like a bucktooth girl in horror. "The master told you that this robe is a robe with a defensive effect, why are you still so reckless."
Xuan Qing's eyes were like purple grapes, looking at the person who tried his robe with his teeth in a daze, and recently he felt more and more that this apprentice's three souls and seven spirits were unstable, and he was trying to find a way to stabilize his soul, but don't become a fool.
Especially seeing her behavior just now, it aggravated his idea of helping Nan'an return to normal.
"Master, what are you kicking my legs for, where do I still need to develop, this is already 36C, anyway, I feel that it is enough, and I will be happy if a man marries me in the future."
Nan An wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with a tissue, and said loudly to Xuan Qing with his chest up, the buttons of the cotton pajamas were already a little loose, so that Nan An stood up like this, and when he jumped, the buttons flew out directly.
"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people." Xuan Qing opened his eyes and looked at Nan'an's chest, but in the end he said that he would not be rude.
Nan'an screamed, "Ah~ah~, master, you have a nosebleed." "No, the point now is not to see Xuanqing have a nosebleed, but that she should cover her chest, it's really stupid by nature, and it can be changed without external forces."
Xuan Qing disappeared in a flash, leaving Nan'an who was still screaming, "Master, you have been too hot recently, and the constant nosebleeds prove that there is something wrong with your body." After saying that, she was about to go back to her room, but suddenly she noticed that something seemed to be wrong with her body, and she noticed that there was a fist-sized bright light around her, flying towards her.
"Mom, these lights are going to crush me, how did they get so big." Nan'an ran back to his room as if he were fleeing, and slammed the door shut, trying to block out those points of light.
Just as she was panting with her back to the door panel, the point of light squeezed in through the crack in the door, and then turned into a fist-sized point of light again, floating parallel to Nan'an, floating up and down as if provoking her.
"Tell you, I am blessed by immortals, demons and monsters can't get close, be careful to beat your soul away, and you will never be able to live forever." Nan'an whispered for help to the jade bracelet, "Oh my God, there are always Diao people who want to harm me, which way have I offended the immortals." ”
The point of light kept a distance of half a meter from Nan'an, Nan'an stepped forward, the point of light retreated, Nan'an retreated, and the point of light stepped forward, as if he was playing with her, so it was a stalemate for more than three hours, and he still didn't see Xuanqing coming.
"Sure enough, men are unreliable, no one can count on them at critical moments, don't look at it, we will fight quickly, either you die or you die." Nan'an stretched out his hand and grabbed the point of light, but the point of light didn't dodge, and was grabbed by Nan'an in the palm of his hand.
Just when Nan'an was triumphant, she suddenly felt the itchy palms of her hands, and she fell on the bed and laughed, her itchy flesh was only in the palms of her hands, but that thing actually tickled her itchy flesh.
"I admit defeat and beg to be spared." Nan'an let go of his hand, and sure enough, the point of light was suspended in the air again, but unlike before, that point of light actually had hands and feet, and a pair of ...... Horn.
"Oh my god, what kind of play is this?" Nan An curled up at the head of the bed and looked at the eyes that were rolling and looking at her things.
Suddenly, the light was like the light of the sun in the day, and Nan'an, who was shining, couldn't open her eyes, and then flew towards her, "Ah~" Sure enough, God is jealous of talent, she is about to die young at such a young age, God is unfair, she has not yet glorified her ancestors, she has not yet married and had children, and she has not enjoyed the sweets and sorrows of life.
"It's unseemly to shout, it's just an elf." The center of Xuanqing's palm is the thing that provoked Nan'an just now, and then wants to kill people.
"I can't shout at the moment of life and death, master, don't be a fugitive, hum, and say anything as long as I can show up in times of crisis, it's all a lie to children."
Although Nan An was curious about what the so-called elf in the master's hand was, he was even more angry that he had just done something, and now the only person he could trust and rely on was him, and an inexplicable sadness surged into his heart.
"You are a child, but where did the teacher deceive you, but he was just looking for a storage magic weapon for you, and he delayed his efforts for a while." Xuan Qing sat on the edge of Nan'an's bed, reached out and rubbed Nan'an's hair, and took her into his arms.
Oh my God, the aggrieved look of the master's big watery eyes just now made Nan An feel that his exit was too hurtful, and taking her into his arms was even more cute to the bottom of his heart, "Seeing that you are so handsome, I will forgive you, what kind of elf is it?" ”
"What is handsome?" Xuan Qing opened her mouth and asked.
Sure enough, people can't be pitied, and they glared and shouted, "What is that thing that is going to blind me?" ”
Xuan Qing's eyes stared directly at Nan'an, and then his gaze shifted to his hand, and his disgusted eyes seemed to say, this apprentice must not be a fool.
Fingers towards the bed, the elf strode down, Nan'an saw clearly, the whole body glowed with golden light, the size of a palm, hair straight into the sky, standing with his hands in his hands, but his eyes were black and bright, and the two horns on his forehead that had just bulged out, "Why, if you want to be an earth monk, you can't let people test it, shouting, my ears are going to be broken." ”
"Test? You're going to take a look at my titanium eyes.