If a person is bitter from snacking, then most of them will not see their children suffer in the future.

Although Jin Jiugong is the head of the beggar gang, his family's only daughter, the raccoon slave, is a delicate little princess.

The feeling of a sanitary ball popping out of the sewer.

Jiugong is also a variety of pets, what to eat leftovers, to squat to eat, all do not have to be observed, Jiu Aunt and Tanuki slaves, all live a normal family life, Jiugong will wear a patched clothes when he goes home, go out, and then put on the hundred clothes.

The beggars have kung fu, and they are quite tough, beating dog sticks and catching snake palms, but they don't let the raccoon slaves practice.

This kid knows a little martial arts, but he can't talk about being proficient, and he's young, it's nothing more than light kung fu, playing hidden weapons, and being able to protect himself, Jiugong's first thought is "What should girls do so hard", and the second thought is "Recruit a good son-in-law, protect her for the rest of your life, and love her".

A good son-in-law is indeed sudden.

Ten days ago, on the third day of the third month of the third month of the third month, the city of Tokyo celebrated the festival, folklore has it that it was the birthday of the Queen Mother, and every family wanted to eat boiled eggs, go out to the green, enter the incense, and fly kites, it was a festival for young people to go out to play, and the suburbs of Tokyo were filled with cheerful libido.

It's also a rare opportunity to see girls from outside of Tokyo.

Jin Jiugong took his family to patrol the major temple fairs, one to prevent pickpockets, and the other to scare hooligans.

Aunt Jiu'er took the raccoon slave to the Jade Emperor Temple outside Tokyo to burn incense, the tanuki slave was still young, and he would not ask for marriage in front of the queen mother's seat, but just prayed for his parents' health, and then heard a man's laughter behind the statue of the queen mother.

The old woman who followed the tanuki slave was startled, turned to the back of the statue, and found that it was empty, which could not be explained, so everyone had no intention of playing, and hurried home.

When the night civet slave sat down and got sick, he dreamed of a young man, who came to meet her, this man was tall and long-armed, and his tendons and flesh were bullied, and he asked for joy when he approached, and the tanuki slave shouted loudly, and when the old mother and maid came in, they found that there was no human figure, and the doors and windows were closed well.

"I'm afraid I'm going to be evil," the old mother said quite experienced, and hurriedly asked for a calming medicine for the child.

The next night, as soon as the tanuki slave fell asleep, the man fell asleep again.

"I am Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, the Jade Emperor is my maternal uncle, you were the Jade Emperor's maid in your previous life, Sifan is in the lower realm, and you should match me."

We know that it is not good to say "I like you, how do you see me", and those who use the excuse of fate and injustice in their past lives generally have ulterior motives.

This time, the tanuki woke up from a dream and found a silver ingot left at the head of the bed, which really didn't seem to be a dream.

The old mother was scared, and quickly said that Aunt Jiu knew that several women had invited a Taoist priest to come to the house to do it.

The Taoist priest has a big bag, and he brags, only saying that he is a hedgehog or a weasel, and he can catch it.

At night, Aunt Jiu hid the raccoon slave in her room, and the Taoist priest did it, but in the middle of the night, she could hear all kinds of wails in the boudoir, and by dawn, the Taoist priest was already seriously injured and unconscious—but his tongue had been cut off.

Only then did everyone understand that it was not a simple evil, and reported to Jin Jiu that a hero like Jin Jiugong could bear this humiliation, just outside the boudoir door, waiting for the day, but he didn't expect the doors and windows to be closed, and this man still appeared in the raccoon slave room in the middle of the night.

"You don't know anything, what kind of bird Taoist, dare to invite me to take me, tell your parents, on the thirteenth day, send you to Erlang Temple, if there is half a word, let your whole family die, not a cat and a dog!"

When Jiugong heard the shouting and hurried into his daughter's room, the man had a white light and disappeared, only the raccoon slave was crying in the house, and Jiugong believed that this was the transformation of the gods.

In the days that followed, the man came to harass him from time to time, as long as he begged for pleasure from the tanuki.

The tanuki slave pleaded in every possible way, and was careful to greet him, hoping that the man would wait until he was married.

The man who called himself Erlang was also unwilling to use force, so he took the servant girl of the tanuki slave and brought it to the top of the tank to vent the fire, and the tanuki slave hid in the bed tent, and heard the cry and sorrow of the outhouse, and gradually fell silent.

The man came and said to the tanuki:

"I am a righteous god, your father can't stand my worship, you need to find another man to worship for me, let him send you into the Erlang Temple, and then I will snatch you from him."

"Since you want to be a husband and wife, why do you want to rob the ......" The raccoon slave was also at a loss.

"The snatched one is more fragrant." After the man finished speaking, another white light went away.

Jiugong was angry at the man's rudeness, and was about to gather beggars to help him raid Erlang Temple.

Whether it is a righteous god or a spirit, it is better to beat him for the sin of a forced marriage girl, because there are so many good hands with sticks and knives gathered.

"Godfather, wait a minute," Xu Yongzhi said, "I'll invite Mr. Li in to discuss." ”

Xu Yongzhi called in Li Sigui and explained a little about the matter.

"Jiugong," Li Sigui asked, "what does this man who calls himself Erlang look like?" ”

"The majestic young husband looks like a black iron tower."

"Oh? Black...... What about this person's speaking accent? ”

"It's like an accent from Shaanxi, but it seems to be very faint, and it's basically Tokyo."

"Does Mr. Li have any clues?" Xu Yongzhi asked.

"This monster is not the Erlang God." Li Sigui said.

"That's what I thought too." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, is the righteous god of Taoism, also known as Guan Kou Erlang, is the second son of Li Bing who built Dujiangyan, with his father repairing Guan Jiangkou, he is a Shu man, it should be said that Sichuan Yin is right. In recent years, it has been said that Guan Kou Erlang is called Yang Jian, and he is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, but no matter which Erlang is Zhenjun, he is a white-faced Langjun, and this black man must not be Erlang. Li Sigui said.

"Oh my God, you're still good readers!" Jiugong's admiration this time is heartfelt.

"And what might he be weird?" Xu Yongzhi said.

"This is very similar to our Jiangnan Wutong gods, standard lewd gods - they transform into the appearance of great husbands, like to bully other people's wives, and abuse other people's husbands to feel happy - Wutong is not a god, it is often a big animal like cows, horses and pigs - this is the spirit of Jiangnan, never crossed the Huai River, their strength is not here." Li Sigui said.

"As long as it's not an immortal, you can kill it!" Jiugong said.

"My judgment is that this is a person, but that white light, I don't think it's simple, it should be a portal or something like that, there should be a wizard doing something wrong here." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Wizard ......" Jiu Gong heard for the first time.

"My father and mother are both wizards." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Disrespectful and disrespectful......" Jiugong said.

"They all prefer to be ordinary people, but some wizards are more restless." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Jin'er, you must save your sister." Jiu Gong had completely relaxed at this time, and his spirit had almost collapsed before.

The underworld, so crisp, a handful of snot and a handful of tears.

"If you save her, even if she is small, it is okay to let your Duan girl make a big house......" Jiugong made a real effort at this step.

"Dad, what are you talking about, I am your son, and the raccoon slave is like my own sister, why did you talk about your son-in-law again."

Xu Yongzhi thought about it and made a decision.

"Chirp ashes," Xu Yongzhi shouted.

Outside the house, a large gray parrot fluttered in and landed on his shoulder.

"Please ask an uncle to go to the vicinity of Erlang Temple to pick up."

Chirp Ash took the order to pass the word.

Such a simple command, no need for a foot barrel.

"It's amazing." Jiugong praised.

"Mr. Li, you go home, let Ah Shou and Ah Crisp come to Godfather's house, and bring my armor, battle robes and spears."

Xu Yongzhi said to Jin Jiu again: This is like this......

Jin Jiu nodded again and again, clever plan, clever plan.

At the time of the lamp, a man named Huazi carried a red sedan chair from Jiugong's house, and Jiu Auntie whimpered and cried a few times at the door, staring at the bride with a red hijab silently, and everyone was silently worried about the little raccoon slave.

Next to the sedan chair, a groom official covered his face, with a gloomy face, and followed the sedan chair.

There is no one in Erlang Temple tonight, this temple has been abandoned for a long time, and the most fierce thing at night is the crow.

Tell the flowers to carry the sedan chair into the main hall, and scatter in a hurry, leaving only the bride in the sedan chair and the groom and the groom hiding under the offering table.

After another quarter of an hour, a white light appeared in the hall, and the "Erlang" who looked like a great husband appeared with a shaking huge body.

"My little kitten, my brother is here!"

Seeing the groom hiding under the table, Erlang was very happy.

"Don't worry, I'll let you see me and your lady in a while!"

This is really a pervert.

Erlang also ignored the groom's official and poked his head into the sedan chair.

Gently remove the hijab.

"Little Tanuki slave ......" Jiro has a hippie smile.

Under the dim lights, this beauty is simply so beautiful.

A red, hairy face, white eye circles, black, and a small mouth.

Tanuki?

"Huh?"

Jiro retreated outside the sedan chair, thinking that he might have drunk too much.

Then he put his hand through the hijab and touched his face, and he felt as smooth as jade.

I did drink too much.

When I lifted the hijab again, I saw that it was a pointed mouth and a beard.

"Huh?"

After exiting again, he dared to enter easily, thought about it, took out a fan from his pocket, and gently picked out the hijab.

White neck, a good girl.

Relieved at this time, Erlang threw the fan, ripped off the hijab, and regardless of the fact that Zhucui's head was disturbed, he reached out to touch the bride's face.

Just in time to put his hand in a hairy, wet mouth.

Click!

This bite is crispy.

Jiro's screams filled this hall.

This bride is not a golden civet slave, but a fake red panda Huo Acrisp.

Ah Crisp can change between the human form and the panda, a few times Erlang picked up the hijab, he became a panda, when he reached out to touch, he became a girl, when Erlang had all kinds of doubts, Ah Crisp took a bite.

Her teeth are the best.

Good teeth, good appetite.

Usually the bamboo branches are bitten off, and Erlang's right hand suffers.

Erlang took a step back, holding his right hand and jumping to scold the street, when another stick hit him.

The "groom official" hiding under the offering table was none other than Duan Zishou.

Today, these two people had a lot of fun, Xu Yongzhi said the plan, and the two laughed.

"Pretend to be a bride, groom! That's great! ”

These two people are happy, can Erlang bear it? The stick was sturdy and slapped on Jiro's back.

Wow, a mouthful of blood, and it spat on the ground.

Jiro hurriedly tore open a portal and was about to escape.

found that in this temple, the portal seemed to have been banned.

"How?"

"Pinch the birds! Where to run! Huo Yizun stood at the door.

Seeing that this person was not easy to mess with, Jiro looked at the earthen wall on the left hand side, which was already showing signs of loosening, and he hit it with his shoulder, and he knocked out a human-shaped hole in the wall and walked away.

Duan Zishou wanted to chase, but Huo Yizun stopped him.

"Let's go to Jiugong, he must be going there."

The tanuki's boudoir is the last line of defense for this plan.

Jiro will definitely come back for revenge.

Xu Yongzhi sat in the girl's tent, and the weather on March 13 was already a little hot.

He also wore a battle robe and armor.

I don't know when this villain will come.

At this moment, a man crept up from behind the tent.

Sounds like a girl.

It's fragrant, and the smell is the same as these pillows and quilts, it should be a raccoon slave.

"What are you going to do?" Xu Yongzhi lowered his voice and said.

"Help you." Tanuki's Chinese is a bit stiff, with a Northwest accent.

"What a help, it's really troublesome." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Godfather!" Xu Yongzhi was going to ask Jin Jiu to take the raccoon slave away.

"Shhhhhh

"Then you are obedient and hide behind." Xu Yongzhi pricked up his ears to listen to the sound outside.

The raccoon slave's hand began to be dishonest again, and gently touched Xu Yongzhi's shoulder and chest.

"Fortunately, I was wearing armor," Xu Yongzhi thought to himself.

"Don't make a fuss!" He rebuked the tanuki softly.

She was honest and really leaned on Xu Yongzhi's leg like a kitten.

When that white light came, the whole room lit up.

A grunting, heavy-footed man walked out of the portal.

"He's injured," Xu Yongzhi thought to himself, "Ah Crisp and Ah Shou did a good job. ”

The big man stretched out his hand to stir the tent, and reached out to grab the person sitting in the tent.

The tentacles were not warm nephrite, but cold, hard scales and iron sheets.

"Mom," the man screamed and stepped back, "was it a tanuki spirit just now, and now it's a little dragon girl?" ”

Xu Yongzhi took the opportunity to smash the Luo tent, and the man at this time had already seen it, sitting on the bed was a young general with a spear in his hand, wearing a golden armor and goose yellow robe, and a golden helmet.

At this time, the man had no doubts, and knelt on the ground with a grunt, "Grandpa Erlang, spare your life, the villain has offended your Tianwei by pretending to be in your name!" ”

Xu Yongyi saw that the opponent was easily bluffed, and he couldn't help but feel a little funny, he lowered his voice and asked, "How many times has this happened?" ”

"It's the first time, it's the first time I've done it."

"Huh?"

"Grandpa spares his life, it's the second time, the first time is the girl of the Li family in the silk village......"

"Lie!"

"The third time, it's the third time, let's not talk about it once, Wang Santie is not a person!"

Xu Yongzhi saw the two iron shovels thrown by this man at this time, and he was in trouble, this person was really Wang Santie.

Who is Wang Santie?

is not a simple person, but anyone who dares to blatantly tease women in the capital is no ordinary person.

Wang Santie's name is Wang Jixun, and his father was the festival envoy in the Later Tang Dynasty, but now the most powerful thing in his family is his sister, and his sister is Queen Wang.

Although he is also an officer, he is a bit of a two-hundred-and-five, and he uses hammers, maces, and whips to show off his strength all day long, so he is called Wang Santie.

Wang Santie is Zhao Kuangyin's brother-in-law!

How did Xu Yongzhi kill him now?

Just when Xu Yongzhi was groaning, Wang Santie's eyes began to be dishonest, so he groped his head to look at Xu Yongzhi and the girl behind him.

Where can he see, Xu Yongzhi didn't wait to speak, there was already a slingshot behind him, and he snapped twice, and Wang Santie was in the middle of the left and right eyes, and he couldn't see both eyes at that time.

The girl stepped forward and kicked Wang Santie in the head, and poor Wang Santie fainted all of a sudden.

Xu Yongzhi was about to praise "the raccoon slave's handsome kung fu", and when he saw the back, he couldn't help but be stunned.

What kind of raccoon slave is this?

This is the little expensive he thinks about day and night.

"Xiaogui...... You...... What are you doing here? ”

"I heard that someone was going to drill into my little sister's boudoir, so I came to supervise it." Xiaogui said with a grin.

"You really are!" Xu Yongzhi complained.

"You're pretty honest." Xiaogui said.

"I won't be honest with that once, and I won't dare in the future." Xu Yongzhi said.

"What about this? Kill it. Xiaogui pointed to Wang Santie.

At this time, Huo Yizun came in from outside, afraid that Xu Yongzhi would make a mistake, so he came to answer, and when he saw Xiaogui, he hurriedly greeted him.

"Uncle Yizun, it's troublesome, this person's name is Wang Santie, and he is today's younger brother, Uncle Guo." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Is he blind?" Huo Yizun looked at Wang Santie's blue eyes.

"Probably not, I used a mud bomb, I'm afraid that he will take a closer look at the appearance of the son and recognize it." Xiaogui said.

"The girl is thoughtful." Huo Yizun praised.

"How do you know that Wang Santie might know me?" Xu Yongzhi felt very strange.

"Ahem, what do you think, who else can you dare to bully the first black boss in Tokyo City, except for the royal relatives and relatives?" Xiaogui said.

"It's amazing." Huo Yizun admired Xiaogui from the bottom of his heart.

In the past, these old men looked at Xiaogui and thought that she was a junior and Xu Yongzhi's little follower, but in the past year, whether it is Taishi or Yizun, they have seen Xiaogui's growth, her knowledge and ability, and they have become more and more respectful of Xiaogui.

"I mean, he's also been taught a lesson, and the raccoon slave sister is fine, isn't it just ......" Xu Yongzhi hesitated a little.

"Childe, what are you talking about?" Xiao Gui looked at the black tower-like man underground and said.

"You also heard him say three times, this kind of person said three times, but I am afraid that there will be thirty times." Xiaogui said.

"That's right." Xu Yongzhi scratched his head.

"You have also heard of Miss Li of Silk Village, and how many more people have been ruined by him and found a short sight, and how many people have washed their faces with tears? Will everyone be able to go back to normal life? The tanuki sister is fine, but what about her maidservant? Isn't a handmaid a human being? Xiaogui said.

"I didn't mean that!" Xu Yongzhi said.

"You're afraid of the emperor, I'm not afraid, I'll do it." Xiaogui said.

"I'm not afraid of the emperor!" Xu Yongzhi said.

"Ah, you feel sorry for your sister-in-law, I'm afraid that her family will have no queen, that's what your brother has to worry about, if this kind of person has a son, he will be an even bigger pervert!" Xiaogui said.

"Girl, it is better to settle the grievance than to settle it, the young master must have his considerations." Huo Yizun said.

"Xiaogui, give him a chance." Xu Yongzhi said.

"Childe, you have already offended him, killing him is the safest for you." Xiaogui said.

"Vote, I agree to let it go." Xu Yongzhi said.

"I agree with the young master." Huo Yizun will always stand on Xu Yongzhi's side.

"Do you want to vote? Then everybody's coming. ”

Ah Crisp and Duan Zishou appeared at the door.

"I agree with Sister Xiaogui." Crisp said.

"I agree with Ah Crisp this time, I'm sorry, eldest brother-in-law." Mamoru said.

Now it's three to two.

"That's not right." A majestic voice appeared outside the door.

Jin Jiu is here.

"Your three to two, four to three, it's not right, vote for life and death, which rule is this?"

This is right, except for Huo Yizun, Xu Yongzhi is a young man, and those few are basically half-grown children, and there is no judge or elder-like figure.

"Follow the rules of the rivers and lakes," Jin Jiu said, "He didn't kill my family, and I can't kill him, but he bullied my family's maidservant, Xiaogui is right, of course the servant girl is a human being, so we must confiscate his tools for committing crimes." ”

"Emasculate him, and let him go!"

A few beggars and disciples agreed, and when they came in, they transported Wang Santie out, and there were law enforcement elders who served this uncle with their own hands, and the knife was fast and hot, and one was bald.

"Jin'er, you don't have to worry, if Uncle Guo doesn't come to look for it, if he comes to find trouble, my beggar gang is still with him!" Jin Jiu said.

Xu Yongzhi is already absent-minded, and he now has many question marks.

Xiaogui, Xiaogui, why are you here?

And why did you get into that bed?