Chapter 201: Selling Meng Three Times
Chapter 201 sells cute three times
No doubt!
"I think you're much more pleasing to the eye than Zhao Haitang......"
This sentence came out of Su Chen's mouth, and the influence caused by it was not the slightest bit.
"Am I really more handsome than Zhao Haitang?"
looked at his clothes, and then looked at Zhao Haitang's small-eyed appearance, Zhang Wei also felt a surge of confidence in his heart.
But......
Thinking of Zhao Haitang's young and rich second generation, and his family background is also a proper rich second generation, he felt a little weak.
"Of course!"
"If you don't believe me, you can ask about curry sauce!"
Seeing that Zhang Wei showed signs of retreating, Su Chen also hurriedly pulled the curry sauce on the side: "Do you think, is Lawyer Zhang handsome, or Zhao Haitang handsome?" ”
Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang?
At this moment, the curry sauce is still wearing glasses with an average appearance, and the two of them are wearing the same Zhang Wei face in their sight, so they naturally made a choice without hesitation.
"Of course it's Lawyer Zhang!"
"What?"
"In the eyes of curry sauce, I don't have Zhang Weishuai?"
Zhao Haitang is also the first to be unhappy, he is a dignified grass, understands literature and art, loves music, and can also flash mob, street dance, e-sports and many other entertainment activities, he is simply a model of erudition and talent, how can he not compare to an average appearance in the eyes of curry sauce, and the age of Ben three is an older single male dick Si Zhang Wei?
Of course......
Both of them intentionally or unintentionally ignored the matter of average appearance glasses, which made Su Chen also laugh secretly.
"Xiao Hei, from the current point of view, your average appearance glasses, there are still many shortcomings, such as too little sample data, I suspect that your sample only collected the faces of all the men in the apartment, which will lead to Zhang Wei's face becoming an average appearance face......"
"Also...... Girls' data, I guess you haven't started collecting and analyzing it yet, have you? ”
"That's right!"
There was a hint of surprise in his eyes, and Xiao Hei also nodded and said, "Because the statistics of girls are more troublesome, you must know ...... Women, it's a face before makeup, and a face after makeup, no...... It shouldn't be said that it is a change of face, it is simply a gap of a different person! ”
"Huh?"
These words made all the girls in the apartment, including Zhuge Dali, glaring at Xiao Hei angrily!
"Ahem......"
"I mean, since we are all friends, then please check the function of such a product for me, and by the way, see if there are any bugs that need to be improved, so that I can continue to collect data and complete the creation of average glasses 2.0 as soon as possible!"
"That'...... Okay, since everyone is a friend, I'll help you this time! ”
I have to say.
Xiao Hei is also an old friend of everyone, and after so many years of asking for help from each other, almost no time has disappointed everyone.
It's rare for Xiao Hei to make a request, how could everyone not help him?
"But then again, Mika needs this pair of glasses, lest she suck little fresh meat every day and spend money indiscriminately!"
"I need it, don't you need it?"
Chen Meijia puffed out her cheeks and glared at Lu Ziqiao angrily.
She likes to look at handsome guys, doesn't Lu Ziqiao like to look at beautiful women?
"No accident, my memories can be deleted at any time, no matter how good-looking a girl is, she can only be kept here for a day at most, and I don't remember what she looks like after a day!"
Lu Ziqiao said triumphantly.
He also tested this with Sekiya Yoyo, and also performed memory deletion in front of the two.
But......
This kind of thing sounds to Chen Meijia, but it is not so pleasant!
"That's right!"
Hu Yifei also said: "Curry sauce also needs this pair of glasses, she only looks at her appearance when she looks for a boyfriend, not anything, so she always meets scumbags, if she has this pair of glasses with average appearance, Curry Sauce will never judge people by her appearance, maybe she can find a suitable boyfriend!" ”
"Teacher Hu, will you help me check the gates?"
Hearing this, Curry Sauce also looked at Hu Yifei pitifully.
"Ah!"
Hearing the words of the two, Su Chen on the side had an urge to complain.
For people in the Appearance Association, if you really find a boyfriend who is uglier than Zhang Wei with average appearance glasses, when the glasses are removed, then you can't explode on the spot?
Unless the curry sauce can carry this thing for the rest of its life, it ......
This matter, sooner or later, there will be no play!
In the end, everyone in the apartment also received a pair of glasses with average appearance.
Of course......
He didn't wear Zhang Wei's pair because he didn't want to stare at his face every day!
…………
At night......
In the living room of the apartment, Curry Sauce is also wearing average-looking glasses and watching the classic horror movie "The Shining" on TV!
Merely......
The original chilling horror scenes, under the influence of the average appearance glasses, turned into Zhang Wei's face, which also turned this horror film into a comedy!
"Hahaha!"
The more and more exaggerated laughter not only shocked Su Chen, who was coding words in the house, and Zhuge Dali, who was writing papers.
Even Hu Yifei, who was drying clothes in the suite next door, followed the laughter to the living room, watching the curry sauce while eating snacks, laughing and watching horror movies, with a strange look on his face.
"You...... Can you laugh like this when you watch a horror movie? ”
"Sister Yifei ......"
"Why are you all here? Together? ”
Curious, the three of them also took glasses with average appearance and began to watch horror movies like curry sauce......
There is no doubt that laughter spread throughout 3602......
"Hahaha!"
"A good scientific experiment, I was stunned that you used it as a pastime, if Xiao Hei knew, he would probably cry!"
"That's right!"
After laughing, Hu Yifei also remembered something important, and said: "Didn't you say before, I want to help you identify scumbags, it just so happens that tomorrow the bar will hold a small animal-themed party, what about you...... Bring these glasses, look for a boyfriend without looking at your face, and I'll accompany you to check it! ”
"Really?"
Hearing this, Curry Sauce also hugged Hu Yifei without hesitation: "Thank you so much, Mr. Hu!" ”
"Okay, okay......"
"How do you usually communicate with boys when you meet them?"
"Communication?"
Curry sauce was stunned: "Usually when I see handsome guys, they are directly together, and then they are all talking......"
"Aren't you responding?"
"I usually only say three sentences......"
But I saw Curry Sauce put his arm away, held his cheeks with both hands, and said cutely: "You are so amazing...... I don't understand...... I've learned a lot again, and then the other person will be happy! ”
Hu Yifei: "......"
Su Chen: "......"
Zhuge Dali: "......"
There is no doubt that the three of them were shocked by the cute three consecutive curry sauces!
It turns out that there can still be such a saucy operation?
"Remember, don't use your signature triad tomorrow......"
Hu Yifei held his forehead, and then warned.
"So what should I talk about?"
"If it's okay, talk to them about hobbies, life pursuits, etc., in short, as long as you meet the right one, there will definitely be a topic!"