Chapter Eighty-Seven: Let Him Rinse His Mouth
Mrs. Liang really stopped coughing.
And there was a slight smile in his mouth, "This slap makes me much more comfortable!" ”
Oh my God, the old lady who had been in a coma for nearly two hours actually spoke!
Moreover, the sound of her breathing has gradually stabilized!
"Look, grandma is really good!"
Zhao Min was happy for Xia Wendong because of this.
Zhao Yuming also had a light on his face, and hurriedly stepped forward to ask a long question, "Grandma, are you really comfortable?" Don't feel the urge to cough anymore, do you? ”
"What do you mean? You still want me to cough to death? You little bunny! ”
After Liang Shuhong glanced at Zhao Yuming angrily, a smile gradually bloomed on her face.
Lin Xiufang was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly came up to invite merit, "Mom, you can turn the corner this time, thanks to this friend invited by Yuming!" ”
"Ahem, this miracle doctor is also our friend of Xiaomin! Mom, you don't know, when you were in a coma just now, our Xiaomin has been by your side, wiping your sweat, touching your forehead, and seeing if you have a fever or something from time to time-" Zhao Lichun didn't dare to come behind to ask for credit.
Zhao Dahai's family was depressed: I didn't expect that this surnamed Xia really had two hands and killed the dog!
Especially Zhao Yuhang, who had just been pushed to the ground by Xia Wendong, was even more indignant: This miscellaneous, I'm afraid that the blind cat has met a dead mouse, right?
"Are you rejoicing too soon? Didn't you hear me say just now, did my slap just shoot out most of the turbidity in the old lady's body? ”
Just when Zhao Qingsheng and Zhao Lichun's families felt a burst of excitement and joy, Xia Wendong mercilessly poured a basin of cold water on them.
"What do you mean, young man?"
Liang Shuhong was startled, and her heart jumped suddenly.
Zhao Dahai's family was overjoyed: Could it be that this miscellaneous has not cured the old lady's illness?
Does he want to take the opportunity to open his mouth again?
Haha, it looks like there's still a good show to watch!
"Old lady, I mean, although my panacea dissolves the cold poison in your body, and the slap I just made also shot out most of the turbidity in your body, but there is still a mouthful of the most stubborn thick phlegm blocking your valve, so it doesn't take a few minutes for you to cough again and have symptoms that you want to cough but can't!" Looking at the eager eyes cast by Mrs. Liang, Xia Wendong explained without hesitation.
Zhao Dahai was secretly happy for a while, and pretended to be angry and said, "You mean that my mother's illness hasn't been cured yet?" What the hell are you doing? Do you still want my dad to pay you a check for six million? ”
"Heh, I think that's what he thinks!"
Yu Qiuyan sneered again and again, wishing that Xia Wendong would open his mouth again.
That way, she can watch their jokes.
Because she knew that Old Man Zhao was greedy for money, no matter what, he would not be able to take out six million at this juncture!
It's just that Xia Wendong doesn't play cards according to the routine at all.
I only heard him smile coldly, and then said, "Do you think I am as greedy for money as you are?" I just want to tell you that the old lady still has a mouthful of thick phlegm in her throat, and she must suck it out, and she can be regarded as a real turnaround this time! ”
"Then, hurry up and help her suck it out, little brother! Thank you so much! ”
Hearing this, Zhao Boguang hugged his fists anxiously.
Xia Wendong said, "This kind of thing, only you must do it!" ”
After that, this guy turned his face and stared at Zhao Dahai with an evil look, "That uncle, you seem to be the old lady's favorite son, right?" Come on, help your mommy suck out that thick phlegm! ”
"I-"
Zhao Dahai suddenly panicked.
Yu Qiuyan secretly tugged at the corner of his clothes and reminded loudly, "The sea, isn't there a sputum suction device by the head of Mom's bed?" Hurry up! ”
Yes, why didn't Lao Tzu think of a sputum aspirator?
Zhao Dahai was a little happy, but Xia Wendong shook his head with a calm face and said, "The old lady's respiratory tract is very fragile, she can't use a sputum aspirator, she must be mouth-to-mouth, and sputum suctioning manually!" ”
What?
Artificial suction?
Still mouth-to-mouth?
As soon as he heard this, Zhao Dahai immediately panicked again: This mess, could it be that he deliberately cleaned himself up? O God! How can this be lived!
"Uncle, what are you rubbing?"
"Isn't your family the most filial, the most polite and honest? Come on, you set an example and help the old lady suck out the thick phlegm! ”
Just when Zhao Dahai looked bitter, Xia Wendong provoked again.
Yu Qiuyan and her pair of children already hated this kid to death, but they didn't dare to speak again at this time.
Because they were afraid that Xia Wendong would let them suck phlegm on the old lady.
At this time, Mrs. Liang also set her sights on Zhao Dahai.
It seems to be asking: The sea, could it be that all the filial piety you have on weekdays is pretended? At the critical moment, you feel embarrassed to let you suck a phlegm for me?
"I, I'll suck!"
After Zhao Dahai saw the aggressive gaze cast by Liang Lao Taijun and Zhao Boguang, he finally compromised.
Cheekily walked to the bed.
Xia Wendong asked the old lady to lie down again, and then specially told Zhao Dahai the essentials of artificial sputum suction.
Zhao Dahai pretended to nod for a while, but before his mouth reached the old lady, the kid couldn't help but retch.
Zhao Boguang was so angry that he scolded, "Get out of the way, look at me!" ”
After that, the old boy took a deep breath, and then suctioned phlegm according to Xia Wendong's essentials.
As a result, after a while, my face was red, and I didn't suck out the so-called thick phlegm.
At this time, Yu Qiuyan sneered again, "The surname is Xia, did we not give you any benefits, you deliberately disgusted us?" ”
As soon as the words fell, Mrs. Liang gasped again.
At the same time, he coughed dryly.
Xia Wendong smiled, "Do you think I deliberately disgusted you?" Look at the old lady's cough so badly now, why don't you come and help her suck out this thick phlegm? ”
"I-I ate garlic at noon today, I'm afraid that if I help the old lady suck it, she will be even more uncomfortable!" Yu Qiuyan hurriedly quibbled.
Her two cubs were afraid that Xia Wendong would ask them to suck phlegm, so they hurriedly took the opportunity to go to the toilet.
When Zhao Boguang and his wife saw this, their hearts were plucked for a while.
Fortunately, at this time, Zhao Yuming and Zhao Min both volunteered to stand up to help the old lady suck phlegm.
Xia Wendong saw that the time was ripe, so he pointed at Zhao Yuming and said, "You kid is more energetic than Min Mei, let's come!" ”
Oops, it's really hard to die for our family!
But it would be a good thing to take this opportunity to please the old lady and the old man.
Zhao Qingsheng and his wife thought so in their hearts.
Zhao Yuming saw the look handed by Xia Wendong, and suddenly remembered what he had said in his living room, and sighed even more in his heart: It turns out that what Brother Xia said about helping me treat my grandmother together is actually this! If I really suck the thick phlegm out of my grandmother's throat, I will live up to his high expectations, right?
Thinking of this, Zhao Yuming's eyes closed, and he immediately sucked up phlegm for Liang Lao Taijun.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he inhaled, he felt a mouthful of astringent material enter his mouth.
Hurriedly turned his face and spit it on the ground to see, what was it if it wasn't thick phlegm?
Seeing that the yellow of that thing had some blood-red color, Zhao Yuming actually retched for a while.
Xia Wendong smiled evilly and said to Zhao Min, who was still holding warm water, "Hurry up and give Brother Ming the bowl of warm water in your hand and let him rinse his mouth, your grandmother's illness can be regarded as cured!" ”
What the?
That bowl of warm water was not for the old lady to drink, but for Zhao Yuming to rinse his mouth?
This bastard, why did Lao Tzu go to suck phlegm for the old lady just now?
Zhao Dahai was furious because of this, his mind was hot, and he stepped forward and grabbed Xia Wendong's collar and asked, "You have obviously already thought about letting Zhao Yuming suck phlegm, why do you want Lao Tzu to go?" Why are you deliberately playing tricks on purpose, aren't you? ”