Chapter 668: The Big Head (1)
"Buzz ......"
Outside the city, two beams of light came from far and near.
The roaring sound of the engine echoed on the empty loess graves outside the city, and I don't know how many ghosts were disturbed along the road.
But in this regard, the guards guarding outside the city gate have become accustomed to it.
Ever since the popularity of the BB Crash Car, this kind of sound has been heard from time to time.
It's just that today is different from the past.
I saw that with the hum of the engine, a red fire came from a distance, leaving a scorching line of fire on the ground where it passed, which was eye-catching.
The guard standing on the gate of the city of vain couldn't help frowning when he saw this: "Has the car been filed?" ”
"My lord, it doesn't seem to be." The little ghost on the side glanced at it and said.
"Don't you dare to be so arrogant?? Stop me. ”
As he spoke, he was about to tell his subordinates to prepare for work, but at this moment, the guard general suddenly saw a bald head with a shiny head in the back seat of the car, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
"Wait!!"
"My lord??" A group of imps looked at their boss.
After the guard's eyes widened and he looked at it carefully, his cyan face suddenly shook: "Quick, open the door quickly." ”
As he spoke, the guard hurriedly straightened his armor and straightened his helmet.
Seeing this, the little ghosts below thought that the adults were going to go into battle in person today, so they immediately gave a thumbs up and said: "The adults have a top trick, and I will wait for the adult style later." ”
When the words fell, I saw the guard slap in the head: "Fuck your uncle, you TM see who is sitting behind you!" ”
The little ghost was smoky and broke three of his teeth, and when he came back to his senses in a trance, the guard had already led people down the city wall.
The little ghost grabbed his head and looked down together, and saw the big oily bald head.
The big bald head looked up as if he felt something.
The scared imp almost lost his soul.
"Humble to the sect leader, please be happy, forget the sect master."
The guard lowered his head and greeted him with a group of imps, and patted the guard on the head: "The big slap is good." ”
It was obviously a compliment, but it almost made the guard lie on the ground.
I wondered in my heart how much this sect leader had heard what he had just said.
Fortunately, Fat Pang didn't mean to settle accounts with them, but just said to the guard: "I have a brother who wants to go to the household department, and I will let you lead the way." ”
"It's just a trivial matter, and it's incumbent on me to do my job." The guard's face straightened, and he immediately patted his chest to reassure.
This is a beautiful difference, brother of the sect leader, what kind of concept is that, to be able to let yourself lead the way, and your face will be full of glory.
The guard general looked at Ding Xiaoyi as he spoke, and said with a flattering face: "Shangjun here, please." ”
"You're mistaken, it's not me who went to the household department." Ding Xiaoyi waved his hand.
"Huh?" The guard was stunned for a moment, looked around, didn't see anyone else?
At this time, Ding Xiaoyi released the big head from the spiritual energy space.
I saw the huge body of the big head, as soon as it appeared, it immediately shocked the little ghosts and became vigilant.
The big-headed barbarians they had ever seen, but they had never seen such a big-headed barbarian in front of them.
Not only is his body covered with delicate dragon scales, but his forehead is inlaid with a gem that shimmers with strange light, and even his body is quite plump and strong compared to other big heads.
The most terrifying thing is that these errand boys, facing the big head in front of them, actually feel fear from the bottom of their bones.
"Could this be the rumored Great Barbarian King?" One of the imps screamed.
It is rumored that the king of the big-headed barbarian has extraordinary strength, swallows mountains and rivers, and feeds on ghosts and ghosts, and ordinary ghosts are not opponents.
But after saying that, I felt that something was wrong, because the great barbarian kings are often female, how do you look at this, it looks like a male?
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi coughed lightly twice and said to the guard who was still at a loss: "This is my brother, take it to the household yamen, my brother has to go through the leasing procedures, and take care of it." ”
As he spoke, he didn't forget to stuff the guard with a thick stack of dark money in his hand.
In normal times, the guard received such a generous reward, and he would have been happy a long time ago, patting his chest and guaranteeing it.
But the amount of information today is too great, and I am a little wrong for a while.
He snapped his fingers and made a silent calculation.
The sect leader said that his brother went to the household department, and then this lord released a big man at the bottom of the netherworld, and he wanted to go to the household department to go through the leasing procedures?
Big Head Man - Ding Xiaoyi + Leased Land = Sect Leader Brother???
The guard, who quickly listed the formula in his mind and solved the answer, his eyes became strange for a while.
Not only him, but even the eyes of the surrounding little ghosts looking at the big head were all full of reverence.
Just kidding, can you not be shocked? That's the Ghost Master.
A big head can call him a brother??
"What's wrong? Do you look down on my eldest brother? Seeing that these people still looked stupid and stupid, Chubby couldn't help frowning.
"No!!"
The guard general was a spirit, and after hearing that the sect leader actually emphasized the identity of the big head again, he almost knelt down with a puff of the big head in front of him.
shook his head again and again and said: "The sect leader has misunderstood, it is our admiration for the king, such as the surging river flooding and indecision, it is difficult to control oneself for a while, and for a moment it is distracted, let's go, let's go." ”
He meant it.
In fact, it's hard not to be sincere, I've been watching the gate in the city of vain for so many years, and I haven't been able to say a word to the king of Hades.
A big man at the bottom of the Netherworld food chain actually made the Netherworld Sect Master reveal his identity and call him a brother, what an inspirational story.
The Yin Cao version of the rise of the grassroots is enough to make a 60-episode large-scale inspirational TV series.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, if anyone else had told him, he would have picked up an axe and split the guy who thought he was a fool in half.
Immediately, he made a gesture of invitation to the big head: "Your lord, please come here." ”
The big head looked at Ding Xiaoyi, who seemed to be a little timid, but under the encouragement of Ding Xiaoyi and the chubby gaze, he finally raised his head and strode forward with the guard.
"Are you sure it's okay?"
Seeing the appearance of the eldest head leaving alone, Ding Xiaoyi was still a little uneasy.
In fact, he had originally planned for the red fur to go with the big head.
But after all, the red hair is Shura, and his identity is special, so it is not suitable to appear in a place like the City of Vain Death, and it can only backfire.
As for Shuang'er, Chen Laolai and not come are the same.
The fat on the side hooked his shoulder and said: "What are you afraid of, up to the Ten Palaces of Yama, down to the bull head and horse face, that one has never seen it, just rely on my brother, this guard is willing to give up his life today, and he doesn't dare to let the big head suffer a little grievance." ”
Chubby flipped the guarantee, which finally made Ding Xiaoyi feel a lot more at ease.
It's right to think about it, after all, when the child is older, he can't hide behind him, and he should try to be independent.
"Let's hope nothing goes wrong."
Ding Xiaoyi said, then he and Chubby turned around and walked to the other road, planning to return the task as soon as possible, and then come to answer the big head.
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!! (?'?'?) "Wow! ”
Walking on the road, the big head couldn't help but glance around, and it entered the city of vain death for the first time.
This ancient city has been expanded several times, and everywhere you look, it is full of splendid prosperity.
Even the various strange buildings on the side of the road, which integrate Chinese and Western, look particularly novel.
Its huge physique, coupled with its appearance that is different from the average big-headed barbarian, not to mention, and the guards and imps to open the way, such a big battle, naturally attracts the attention of many 'people' wherever it goes.
There are surprises, there are confusions, there are horrors and fears.
These eyes made the big head a little uncomfortable, but when he thought of Ding Xiaoyi and Chubby's encouraging eyes, the big head shook his heart and still straightened his head.
Maybe it's because you eat too much good stuff.
The big head had an unusual charm on his body, and when his gaze swept over, the people in the city did not dare to meet his gaze.
This made everyone who was quietly observing the guards on the side, silently giving a thumbs up, thinking: "What is calm, what is not delayed, no wonder it is a 'human' thing that even the sect leader wants to befriend." ”
Seeing this, the guard followed aside, and said with a flattering smile on his face:
"Shangjun must be the first time to come, the young general Fan Yongan, Shangjun can call me Yong'an, here I am an acquaintance, you look over there, it is the famous Oiran Building, and it is full of ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey"
The imps on the side laughed in agreement.
The big head glanced at it with curiosity, and saw that in front of the building that didn't look like a style, there were men and women, scratching their heads one by one.
Some of them weren't even humanoid, and when they glanced at it, they lost interest.
Doesn't seem to be interested in these things at all.
even showed a bit of annoyance in his eyes, which made Fan Yongan couldn't help but be surprised.
The big head man is not all like that, last time there was a big head man, when he lifted the woman's skirt on the street, he had to make indescribable movements when he pounced on it.
Fortunately, it was slapped into meat sauce by Emperor Xudu.
Although it is rumored that the big-headed barbarian was captured by the Emperor Xudu...... Well, it seems to be quite widespread.
I thought that the person next to them couldn't say it, but I didn't expect that he had a clear idea.
This made Fan Yongan feel like a sycophant and a slap on the horse's leg.
After all, the big people who can be on an equal footing with the sect leader will have a demand for this." ”
Thinking of this, Fan Yong'an suddenly became panicked, and he thought in his heart that he must work hard.
"Poria cake, Poria cake...... Poria cake that clears away heat and fire, new matcha flavor, honey flavor, stinky tofu flavor, don't miss it when you pass by. ”
At this time, the big head's eyes were suddenly attracted by the shouting of the vendors on the side.
I saw a vendor in front of me, pushing a cart, and a canvas was hung on the cart, on which the word Poria was written.
As soon as he heard the delicious food, the big head's eyes lit up and he immediately rushed in the direction of the sound.
The peddler was working hard to sell his business, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and when he looked up, he saw the terrifying face of the big head attacking, and a bloody mouth opened.
Almost didn't scare the hawker away: "Oh my god, the monster has entered the city......"