Chapter 8: Don't You Have Dry Eyes?
Guanyin Bodhisattva is your good friend?
Chen Xuanzang looked at Wutian questioningly.
He really didn't believe it.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, these two characters, no matter how you think about them, they can't be connected.
"Why, don't you believe it?" Wutian saw the expression on Chen Xuanzang's face and asked.
"No, how could it be!" Chen Xuanzang was a little insincere.
Of course he didn't believe it, but to say it like that would be a bit too faceless.
"That's why I say you young people, frivolous and impetuous, superficial."
"The acting is so bad."
"No sincerity at all, come and see a monkey, you have a few sugar canes and a durian, not even a banana, what do you mean?"
Wutian looked like an old-timer and reprimanded Chen Xuanzang.
Chen Xuanzang is indeed to blame for this.
I came to visit a monkey, but I didn't know the appetite for the monkey with the fruit I brought.
I really can't be a man.
"Mr. Sun, I have bananas."
Chen Xuanzang hurriedly took out a banana on his body again.
Wutian took it, naturally peeled off the banana peel, and while eating, he said to Chen Xuanzang: "Let's continue to talk about Zhu Gangguana, yes, Zhu Gangguana." ”
"Wuzhi Mountain can't trap me, and when the five-hundred-year deadline arrives, I will naturally go out."
There was a hint of arrogance in Wutian's tone.
"This Guanyin statue is really carved by myself, if you take it, you can deal with the pig Gangguana."
"However, after dealing with Zhu Gangguana, you have to return the Guanyin statue."
"There are so many crazy people in the outside world, my friends are beautiful and practical, who knows what those people will do with my friend's statue."
After Wutian said this seriously, he threatened: "If you don't pay it back, I will personally go out from Wuzhi Mountain to find you." ”
"Mr. Sun, forget it."
Chen Xuanzang shook his head vigorously, and his attitude was very firm.
He really didn't dare to take that statue of Guanyin.
Sun Wukong is the king of demon kings, just listening to his legends, you know how fierce he is.
The current approachability may just be his disguise.
Chen Xuanzang now has a headache because of a pig demon, if he releases Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, he can't afford the consequences.
"If you don't need a Guanyin statue, is there any other way, can you subdue the pig demon?"
Chen Xuanzang asked for advice very seriously.
He naturally knew that if he didn't take away the Guanyin statue, Sun Wukong might not take care of him, but as long as there was the possibility of subduing the pig demon, he couldn't give up and tried to work hard.
"There are other ways, but there are also them."
Wutian looked pensive, and then said, "You can find a way to lure the pig demon here." ”
"And then?" Chen Xuanzang asked.
"Then just leave it to me." Wutian said with a confident look.
"But Mr. Sun, you're still locked up - still in retreat here." Chen Xuanzang was going to say that he was imprisoned, but he also cared about the feelings of lawlessness, so he changed his statement in time.
"It's just a pig, how troublesome can it be."
"Do you know who I am?"
"Huaguoshan Thirteen Taibao, have you heard of it, I am the boss."
"Back then, I held a watermelon knife in my hand and cut it from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. cut back and forth for three days and three nights, and it was a river of blood. But I just got a knife in my hand, a knife in my hand, a knife in my hand, and I didn't blink a glance. ”
Wutian is majestic, although it is a short monkey, but at this time, it really shows the momentum of Monkey King, the king of demon kings.
Chen Xuanzang couldn't help but ask, "Don't you have dry eyes?" ”
"I TM said that I don't blink when I kill people, and you TM ask me if my eyes are dry?" Wutian somewhat understands the idea of the Monkey King in the original plot.
This Chen Xuanzang is so bad that he can't even grasp the key point.
Chen Xuanzang said a little restrainedly: "I'm just thinking, don't you blink all the time, don't your eyes dry?" ”
"Don't do it!"
There is no angry response.
"I have already been an incorruptible body of King Kong, and the gods are immortal, let alone three days and three nights, even if I blink an eye once in 10,000 years, it is no problem at all."
"Awesome!" Chen Xuanzang exclaimed.
After being amazed, Chen Xuanzang asked again: "It's just, Mr. Sun, how can I attract the pig demon?" ”
"You won't figure it out yourself, will you?"
Wutian looked at Chen Xuanzang helplessly.
"Mr. Sun, I really can't help it." Chen Xuanzang's face was bitter and helpless.
It is a very dangerous thing to come to find Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, if there is no way, how could Chen Xuanzang risk his life to find Wutian.
"Alright then, I'll teach you one more trick."
"Although Zhu Gangguan was murdered to death by his wife and adulterer, in his heart, he still loved his mother deeply, and he also wrote a poem for his wife."
"His favorite thing is to watch his lady dance under the moon on a full moon night."
"If you find a woman to express this song in the form of a dance on a full moon night, you can naturally attract Pig Gangguan over."
Wutian said, just finishing the banana in his hand.
It's just that after he finished eating the banana, he turned his head to look at it, and was suddenly shocked: "Mr. Chen, what are you doing?" ”
Chen Xuanzang took off her clothes half-off, exposing her shoulders, looking feminine, really spicy eyes.
"Mr. Sun, do you see me like this, like a woman?"
Chen Xuanzang pulled down his clothes a little more and asked seriously.
"Mr. Chen, please respect yourself!"
Wutian resisted the urge to drive him out of Wuzhi Mountain.
The thinking circuit of the holy monk is different from that of ordinary people.
No wonder he could become a holy monk and shoulder the heavy responsibility of learning scriptures.
At this time, Miss Duan suddenly jumped from the entrance of the cave.
As soon as Chen Xuanzang saw Miss Duan, he immediately put on his face and said dissatisfied.
"Why are you here?"
He found Wuzhi Mountain with the guidance of his master, and now Miss Duan is also here, obviously following him.
"I'm worried about you!"
Miss Duan smiled wryly, stood there and said, "I just heard you say that you are looking for a woman, what do you think of me?" ”
"Can you dance?"
Wutian looked thoughtful, looked at Miss Duan and asked.
"I didn't jump much, but I was very good at it, and if I knew how to jump, I would definitely be able to jump out."
Ms. Duan is very confident.
Female red embroidery, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she is definitely not good, but when it comes to martial arts, she is quite confident.
"That's fine!"
"I'll give you a change of clothes first."
Wutian nodded slightly, then snapped his fingers.
Miss Duan's clothes changed suddenly.
Her original dress was that of a village girl and a martial artist, rustic, but after Wutian snapped her fingers, Miss Duan's clothes suddenly changed into a white skirt, and on Miss Duan's body, Miss Duan looked like a fairy.
Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan were shocked when they saw Wutian's hand, and they all took a step back, looking at Wutian in shock and wariness.
They originally thought that Sun Wukong, who was imprisoned under Wuzhi Mountain, should be harmless, but looking at the current appearance, Sun Wukong's body still has mana.
The sealed king of demons and the king of demons with mana are two completely different concepts.