Chapter 4: Morning Affair in the Tea House

The time to sleep always flies, as soon as his eyes are closed and opened, the sky is bright again, when the sunlight shines directly into the room through the windowless window, Lin Mo is still pouting and lying on the bed and falling asleep.

"Smack"

"Puff"

"Eh, I'll go!"

A series of onomatopoeia just wants to illustrate one thing, our protagonist Lin Mo woke up and was slapped directly from the bed to the floor, according to the principles of positivism, this matter is very unreasonable, first of all, a slap on the face of a person sleeping on the bed, fanning him directly from the middle of the bed to the ground, considering the weight of the human body and the friction between the sheets, as well as the position of the center of gravity and the length of the arm, this is no less difficult than knocking a person away with a punch, that is, the strength of more than 800 kilograms, Considering the flip caused by the inertia of the human body, and the instinctive reaction caused by the confusion of the sense of orientation caused by the confusion at the moment of awakening...

Okay, let's skip this point first, and directly talk about the second unreasonable point, that is, Lin Mo is the only one in this room.

"Meow!"

Well, there is also a cat sitting at the head of the bed, this cat is as black as ink, the coat is smooth like brocade, at this time sitting at the head of the bed and licking its paws, if it weren't for the cat is looking at the big one lying on the ground with a kind of disdain, it is estimated that it is still quite cute.

However, our client Lin Mo didn't seem to have happened, he turned over directly, and snored again, the black cat shook his head, a low cat meow seemed to sigh, and then a longitudinal leap jumped onto a cabinet next to the bed, looked down at Lin Mo who was sleeping soundly on the ground, and directly raised his right paw, the moment the black cat's claw was raised, five sharp blade-like nails ejected from the meat pad, the sun shone on it and was extremely shiny, and a few cold rays rippled in the room, making the temperature of the room seem to be several degrees lower.

Looking down at Lin Mo again, he found that the big one was still sleeping soundly, the black cat finally gave up his expectations for the big one, and swung his right paw fiercely, and the sound of the blade breaking through the air suddenly sounded, and even a few afterimages appeared on the right paw of the black cat.

And its target is the square black on the cabinet, which can also shine on the black cat-like thing. It is also the only previous electrical appliance in this room - Lin Mo's mobile phone.

"Smack"

The expected sound of the phone shattering did not appear, the black cat's paw was grabbed by a big hand, and the phone disappeared, and what was missing was the big one that was lying on the ground snoring, he was now standing on the side of the bed, grabbing the black cat's paw with one hand, and holding the mobile phone to protect his chest with the other, looking at the black cat on the cabinet very vigilantly, for fear that it would give his mobile phone a claw.

"Xiao Hei, what are you doing, don't you know that this thing is my life? You are trying to rebel, in ancient times, you were committing rebellion and plotting to kill the lord! ”

Lin Mo carefully put the mobile phone into his pocket, and the hand that grabbed the black cat's paw also let go, pointing at the black cat is an ideological education, but obviously, Lin Mo's ideological education was very unsuccessful, the black cat just glanced at Lin Mo, and then stretched out his tongue and licked his paw that had just been caught by Lin Mo.

And then - "Bah, Bah, Bah!" ”

The black cat directly began to spit out, it was hard to imagine that a cat would make such an action, in fact, in the black cat's consciousness, if it weren't for the small dried fish he ate last night, this black cat might have spit on Lin Mo's face directly, uh, this height difference, okay, spit on him.

"Do you know who's the boss in this shop? I! I'm the boss! How can you treat your boss like that! ”

Our big boss Lin has already started to go online, as for the black cat, he has begun to lick his other paw, this is not the first time such a thing has happened, it has long been used to it, well, this paw has the smell of small dried fish in Shanghai, no, you have to lick it slowly, this is the only thought in the black cat's heart now, as for someone seems to be saying something again. What to say? Why can't Ben Meow understand?,Eh,No.,Does anyone speak? The taste of small dried fish is so good.

"Gollum" "Gollum"

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, the black cat no longer licked its paws, Lin Mo stopped talking, and the eyes of the big and the small suddenly met together, they were hungry.

"Meow"

"Do you still have it in stock? Take it out and share a little, you can't work hungry, right? ”

"Meow!"

"What? Yesterday that was the last bag? How can you eat so much? ”

"Meow!"

"Well, I'll admit, I ate most of that pack of dried fish, so what should I do? Instant noodles in the morning, do you want braised beef or seafood? ”

"Meow Meow"

"Eh, this time it's a change of taste, Laotan sauerkraut, okay, I'll soak, I'll soak, I'll come downstairs by myself in a while."

After speaking, Lin Mo plugged the phone into the charging cable, turned around and left the room, to prepare their breakfast, his steps were very light, basically there was no sound, with the sound of the door closing, the black cat no longer had Lin Mo's figure in his sight, the black cat also curled down and lay on the cabinet, looking powerless, his eyes were slightly closed, and he quietly stared at the direction of the door from his squinted eyes, as if he was waiting for something.

"Three, two, one"

The black cat counted down in his heart, just after counting the words, the door was suddenly opened, Lin Mo's head poked in through the crack in the door, looked around everything in the room, and saw the black cat on the cabinet lying on the cabinet with a listless look, Lin Mo sighed, closed the door again, turned around and left, at this time Lin Mo's footsteps were a little heavy, it seemed that he was not in a very good mood.

But just when the door was closed again, and Lin Mo's footsteps gradually faded away, the black cat jumped up from the cabinet with a "whoosh", ran to the top of the wardrobe in a few jumps, opened a box with his paws, and dug it inside, a small dried fish appeared in front of the black cat's eyes, the black cat's right paw was raised again, but only a nail popped out at this time, looking at the small dried fish, the black cat was very hesitant, sniffed his nose, licked his tongue at the corner of his mouth, and still didn't resist the temptation, the claws waved down, and the tail of the small dried fish fell a small section.

The black cat swallowed about one-seventh of the small dried fish into its mouth at a lightning speed, and then quickly hid the remaining small dried fish again, jumped to the ground, returned to the cabinet in the blink of an eye, and lay down in its original position, the corner of the black cat's mouth showed a smile, well, the taste of the small dried fish is so good, but I am a little reluctant to swallow it.