Chapter 398: Don't fight for steamed buns and fight for breath (three watches)
The other women on the side were whispering.
Tan stood there with a dark face, staring at the wooden barrel containing the pig's intestines with disgust.
Seeing this, Yang Ruoqing stood up.
"What's on the table and can't be on the table? Pig intestines and pig tongue and pig heart are all grown from pigs, and there is no distinction between three, six, nine and so on. ”
Yang Ruoqing said clearly.
She glanced at Yang.
"Let me give you an analogy, second mother, you have a horse face on top and a two-petaled butt underneath."
"It doesn't matter if it's your face or your buttocks, it's all the flesh that grows on your body."
"And you think it's your face that matters? Or does it matter to the ass? Yang Ruoqing asked.
Yang's terrier raised his neck: "The face is used to show people, of course the face is important!" ”
Yang Ruoqing said: "It turns out that the second mother is a person who doesn't care about the buttocks!" ”
"Without this butt meaty mound, what are you going to sit on the stool, second mother? Those two leg bones are not allowed to poke you to death? ”
Yang thought about it, too.
hurriedly changed his words: "Then I want my ass!" ”
Yang Ruoqing nodded suddenly: "Oh...... It turns out that the second mother is shameless! ”
Yang was stunned.
Why doesn't that sound right?
Before she could turn her mind, the other women next to her couldn't help but laugh.
Only then did Yang react that he was trapped by Yang Ruoqing.
She gritted her teeth in anger and stomped her foot and cursed.
"Dead fat girl, are you stumbling on me?"
Yang Ruoqing's face was innocent: "I'll say it first, let's make an analogy!" ”
"So that the second mother understands that pig intestines are not something that is not too table-topping."
"It's the same ingredients, and the taste is not good, that's because the person in charge of the spoon didn't grasp it well!" She said.
"I love to hear what the girl says!"
The sister-in-law of the Huang family couldn't help but talk.
She is the person in charge of this banquet, and she is also the lady in charge of the spoon in ten miles and eight villages.
She will handle the banquet of red and white ceremonies.
The sister-in-law of the Huang family walked out and said to everyone: "My maternal grandfather worked in the backyard kitchen of a royal mansion in Beijing when he was young. ”
The women on the side all listened with wide eyes, and even the expressions on Tan's faces softened a little.
The sister-in-law of the Huang family continued: "When I was young, I often heard my grandfather talk about the kitchen of the palace, and the most he talked about was the dishes made by the chef. ”
"Hey, hey, the sky is flying, the ground is running, and the water is swimming......"
"Countless delicacies from the mountains and seas, delicious food!"
"One of them, the ingredient is pig intestines!"
"Pig intestines? No way! Yang interrupted the Huang family's sister-in-law.
"Such a thing that can't be put on the table, we don't eat it in the village, so the nobles in the capital are still rare? Joke! ”
Yang shook his head as he spoke, looking incredulous.
The sister-in-law of the Huang family said: "Second sister-in-law, it's not right for you to say this." ”
"As Qing Yatou just said, they are all ingredients from pigs, and our households don't eat them, so the way to do them is not in place."
"The cooking skills of the chef of the royal mansion, can we compare with the family of the village?" The sister-in-law of the Huang family asked.
The women on the side nodded in agreement.
Even Tan's expression was a little loose, and when he looked at the barrel, the disgust in his eyes was a little less.
Yang also glanced at the wooden barrel containing the pig's intestines and sneered.
"Okay, just take what you said as the Huang family's sister-in-law, pig intestines are ingredients and can be put on the table."
"But that's something that only a royal chef can do!"
"A bowl of pig intestines, maybe ginseng and bird's nest are a bunch of good things to match, don't say pig intestines, even pig manure can be put on the table!"
"But the fat girl pours this pig intestine, she is a blind and disgusting person! It's better to dump it before it's too late, and everyone will be clean! Yang said.
The sister-in-law of the Huang family was dumbfounded by the Yang family.
All the women looked at Yang Ruoqing.
Yang Ruoqing raised her head and glanced at Yang indifferently.
"Second mother, don't look down on people!"
"Since I bought this bucket of pork intestines, I must be able to make delicious dishes!" She said.
Yang snorted and squinted at Yang Ruoqing.
"Don't brag about that, if you really have that ability, come and compete with my Lan'er in cooking?" Yang said.
Yang Ruoqing was stunned.
looked at Yang Ruolan.
I saw Yang Ruolan looking at this side with a provocative expression.
Yang Ruoqing was secretly surprised in her heart.
Isn't this cousin always ten fingers that don't touch the spring water?
When did you learn to cook?
"What? If you really want to move the real thing, you will be cowardly? ”
Over there, Yang asked loudly.
Yang Ruoqing sneered: "Compare to compare, who is afraid of whom?" ”
"However, the competition without the color head is not interesting!"
Yang immediately set his eyes on Yang Ruolan.
Yang Ruolan pinched the handkerchief with her small hand and coughed lightly.
She knew it was her turn.
The lotus step moved slightly, and the willow waist swayed lightly forward.
Yang Ruolan's soft and glutinous voice sounded: "Our sisters, family affection is the first, and the competition is second." ”
"It doesn't matter who wins or loses, we are all good sisters......"
Yang Ruoqing waved her hand and interrupted Yang Ruolan's words.
"That's all nonsense, let's get to the point. What's the reward for losing? What is the penalty for winning? ”
Yang Ruolan's face flushed slightly, and a trace of annoyance flashed in her eyes.
But then he covered it up.
His eyes wandered, and he groaned slightly, and opened his mouth again.
"If I win and my sister loses, my sister will promise me one thing."
"Kneel at the door of my sister-in-law's house for half an hour, and then buy a dog of the same breed as Wangcai to honor my sister-in-law."
"I am willing to lose the bet, does my sister dare to respond?" Yang Ruolan asked.
Yang Ruoqing rolled her eyes.
Kneeling for half an hour?
And to pay a dog?
This is not only corporal punishment, but also makes himself a low and small relative to Yang Huamei, who made mistakes.
At the same time, Yang Ruolan can also successfully please the Tan family and Lao Yang Tou.
This dead green tea, scheming!
"I am willing to lose the bet, and I will accept this bet." Yang Ruoqing said.
Yang Ruolan saw her respond, and the corners of her lips hooked up a smug sneer.
"If Cousin Lan'er loses, what will happen?" Yang Ruoqing asked rhetorically.
Yang Ruolan shook her head slightly.
She's not going to lose.
"If I lose, let my sister punish me." She said.
"Don't say never, I'll let my cousin go and eat si, and you will go too?" Yang Ruoqing asked.
Yang Ruolan's face changed slightly.
Hurriedly changed his words: "The premise is naturally there, and it must not be something that kills people and sets fires, and violates morals......
Yang Ruoqing smiled meaningfully.
Rest assured, your requirements will be met.
On the side, Sun was in a hurry.
couldn't help but persuade Yang Ruoqing in a low voice: "Qing'er, let's not fight for that breath, right?" ”
Yang Ruoqing hooked her lips, "If you don't fight for steamed buns, I won't admit it." ”
Sun didn't hesitate, and looked at Tan for help.
"Mother, say something, the family is more than coming, it's boring......"
Tan raised his hand and pulled his hair unhurriedly.
"Let them compare, this is a happy day, it's not bad to have fun and help the fun!"
Tan said.