In front of the grave, three skeletons formed in a circle, holding cards made of leaves.

The skeleton on the left is the most eye-catching.

Without him, only because there is no bone on the body except the head, which is original.

If you look closely, the ribs of the cow, the leg bones of the dog, and the two paws of different sizes, it is completely impossible to tell where the bones were torn off.

"A three."

"King Bomb!"

"Sick you! We are all farmers. ”

"Lao Tzu is willing to fry it, you spill all the wine, and Lao Tzu will blow you up when he sees that you are not pleasing to the eye."

Speaking of this, the skeleton on the left is also full of anger:

"Can you blame me? The bastard who drove the car ran away after hitting Lao Tzu and threw me off the cliff, I finally climbed back, and I still haven't recovered the bones. ”

Seeing that there was another quarrel over this matter, the skeleton who was the landlord could only put down the cards in his hand: "Don't quarrel, you can't fight yet." ”

"Hit hit! You're out ......"

"A three."

"I'll beat your uncle."

The cards were not played twice, and the two peasants started to play first.

You stick one of my ribs, and I'll pull you off one of your legs.

The landlord wanted to persuade the fight, but the result was inexplicably also beaten together.

Just when the three skeletons were inseparable, you have me, I have you.

Suddenly, one of them shouted, "Don't move, you listen......"

The other two skeletons fell silent suddenly.

"Hoo ......"

A cold wind blew from the mountain stream, rolling up the dead leaves on the ground, and the wind heard without hearing any movement.

However, just as the three skeletons looked at each other and were about to speak.

The light around the ground dimmed.

"Boom!"

A big, shaggy girl stepped off the top of her head.

The big foot moved immediately, and the next second it rushed to the sky.

If you look closely, it is a monster that looks like a chicken, beating all the mountains, and when it jumps, its wings are spread, and its wings are actually full of dense eyes.

The chicken has a single horn, white hair, and a one-eyed mouth with a heart.

However, on the body of this strange chicken, he was carrying a big red sedan chair.

I saw the figure of the strange chicken standing in the sky, and when I looked at the approaching ferry road, the magnificent figure immediately gradually shrank to like a calf.

With his wings spread, he landed impartially and steadily at the door of Ding Xiaoyi's house.

"This is it?"

The curtain of the sedan car was lifted, and a man dressed in a pink robe and holding a feather fan stepped out of the sedan chair.

After a glance, after looking at the words [Firewood New Residence] hanging outside the door, the corners of his eyes moved slightly: "It looks quite clean." ”

"Oh, my good sister, you are here, I stand here looking forward to the stars and the moon as if I were looking forward to you."

I saw that in front of the courtyard gate, Tu Tu was standing there with her hands in her arms, and she couldn't see the joy and anger on her face through the mask, but the voice...... It's sweet and greasy.

Ding Xiaoyi followed behind, looking at it.

The man in front of him, dressed in a pink and colorful peach-colored robe, with a sissy tone, said that he was a man, but Ding Xiaoyi's first impression was that he was even more sissy than Beilan, a dead eunuch.

But this man himself has seen it before.

When he participated in the Qingming Fruit Meeting in the emperor's palace, he seemed to be sitting with Meng Po.

At that time, he was vigorously selling all kinds of cosmetics to Meng Po, one would say that Meng Po's face was loose, and the other would point to the two bags of Meng Po's bra pads, saying that this thing was too sagging and needed to wear a bra...... But Meng Po was disgusted.

It's just that I didn't expect that he was the 'good girlfriend' that Tu Tu often talked about

"My sister's words make me uneasy, I want to come early, but there are so many public cases on the table, how can you be as happy as your sister, or ......"

Yu Lei stroked the feather fan lightly, and said with a little resentment: "If my sister can help me share some of the burden, then I am grateful!" ”

"Come on, how can I have such a skill as you to deal with so many things, with you, I am also so indulgent in the mountains and rivers, and my heart is outside the world, so I am free."

Saying that, the eyes of the two looked at each other, and a strong wind exploded in the two.

They each scolded in their hearts: "Phew, slut! ”

The two seem to be talking and laughing, and they are in love, but who knows the inside story doesn't know, it's good to look at each other and finish each other.

After all, there is still a big difference between one person in power and two people in power.

At this time, Yu Lei's eyes fell on Ding Xiaoyi on the side.

After rolling his eyes up and down, his face suddenly became friendly: "This little brother is handsome, he is young, he can win the favor of the emperor, and his future will be limitless." ”

"You're welcome!"

Ding Xiaoyi bowed his hands, but he didn't dare to take this as the truth.

Or is it favored by the emperor? I'm afraid that my grandfather is almost the same.

"Giggle......" Seeing Ding Xiaoyi so polite, Yu Lei Fan covered half of his face and let out a low laugh, pinched his flower fingers in his hand, and handed over a purple door post.

Before the post was started, I could smell a faint smell of perfume on it.

Not to mention, it smells pretty good.

Seeing that Ding Xiaoyi had accepted the door post, Tu Tu couldn't wait to hook Yu Lei's arm and go inside.

The two of them talked and laughed while walking, and they were intimate like a pair of girlfriends.

"Brother Qiu, aren't you jealous??"

Ding Xiaoyi's elbow pushed Liao Qiu to the side.

saw that Liao Qiu smiled happily and said nothing.

Jealous? No, it won't.

The closer these two become, the more they want to strangle each other.

Tu Tu began to try his best to hook up with Yu Lei early in the morning, and now he finally got what he wanted, but I was afraid that my heart was about to laugh.

It's still early before the tide goes out, and the two of them are standing and waiting at the door, which can be regarded as the doorman for picking up customers today.

Seeing this, Shuang'er quietly brought a bench to the two of them, sent a pot of tea and snacks, and then continued to help Chen Lao.

"Oh, what a girl!"

Looking at Shuang'er's hard-working figure, Liao Qiu couldn't help but be full of envy.

"Hey, don't look around."

Ding Xiaoyi saw Liao Qiu's eyes staring at Shuang'er on the side, and immediately turned sideways to block his view.

Seeing this, Liao Qiu pouted: "Where do you want to go?" Is Lao Tzu that kind of person? ”

"Eh, I'm not afraid that you will be uncontrollable for a while?"

Hearing this, Liao Qiu said with a depressed face: "Don't mention it, it's blocked." ”

As he spoke, he took out a cigar from his pocket and gave it to Ding Xiaoyi:

"Taste, authentic Cuban cigars, raised for hundreds of years, there are only a few left in the world today, not long ago I met a kid named Kennedy, he actually has a batch of cigars hidden in his hand, all of them were bought by me."

"I don't like to smoke, I can't stand the smell!"

Ding Xiaoyi shook his head and declined, he was not interested in cigarettes.

"Well, you've lost a tenth of your happiness in your life."

Liao Qiu said regretfully.

Pick up the flamethrower, slowly roast the front of the cigar, and take a puff without hurrying.

The smoke cloud did not pass through the lungs, but slowly tasted it in the mouth before spitting it out.

"The last time I went back, I found out that my eyes were wrong and sealed my superpowers."

Speaking of this, Liao Qiu's cheeks still feel a pain in his cheeks.

Looking at his depressed expression, Ding Xiaoyi didn't believe it, it was as simple as being sealed because of his ability: "That's it??" ”

"Shhhhh

Liao Qiu took a deep puff of the cigar in his hand, and a wicked smile suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said in a low voice: "The beauty mole in the corner of Tu Tu's eyes is so beautiful!" ”

Get! He kind of understands why Brother Qiu was beaten so badly.

Brother Qiu, this guy seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact he is a sassy horse, and he is a little expert in death, and he is talking about him.

"Buzz ......"

At this time, a row of Wuling Hongguang came slowly.

After the car door opened, I saw King Guangqin and others slowly getting out of the car.

In addition to the five Hades last time, the other five Hades are here today.

Ding Xiaoyi took a look, and there were two guys in suits behind him, one with a cow's head and the other with a horse's head.

Obviously, this is what people often call bull head and horse noodles.

A group of people politely walked to the door with each other, and under the recommendation of King Guangqin and others, King Taishan and others bowed their hands to Ding Xiaoyi.

Although the other party is just an ordinary person.

But the fact that people can sit in a private place in the vast Netherworld has a privilege over them.

Not to mention the mysterious scandal between Ding Xiaoyi and the Emperor.

Just with the Northern Yin Heavenly Son, the Netherworld Sect Master, Shen Di, and Zhao Wenhe (Niangniang) stood behind him to endorse him, and this weight was also well-known.

"You're welcome."

Ding Xiaoyi greeted him with a smile.

These are all guests who came to give him a baby, Ding Xiaoyi seemed to see that what walked in front of him was a golden God of Wealth.

Where would you dare to have the slightest look.

After the ten Yamas handed in the door post, they stepped in.

Bull-headed and horse-faced, these two Hanhan stood outside the door and waited.

No way, there are too many bigwigs coming today, and these two don't even have the qualifications to enter the door.

Look at how good Xie Qifan and Ba are, as soon as they heard about this errand, they knew that it must be a chore today, and they had already found an excuse to slip away.

Anyway, both of them are retired, and they made a lot of money last time, so I don't know where to go and live happily at this time.

However, Ding Xiaoyi still asked Shuang'er to bring benches, tea and snacks to the two.

Liao Qiu was even simpler, and directly took out a thick stack of dark banknotes and gave the two of them a little meaning.

It's a thick stack, and I don't count much.

But just looking at the thickness comparable to the old bricks of the city wall, the two of them couldn't close their mouths with a smile, and after nodding to the two of them, they sat on the bench honestly, drinking tea and struggling with snacks.

It is not difficult to see that the two are really simple.

With such a big statue as Brother Qiu, the God of Wealth didn't hurry up and stammered, and he was as stupid as wood. 、

However, Liao Qiu didn't care at all.

"Don't underestimate these two Hanhan, when it comes to fighting, these two guys in the underworld are also famous for being able to fight, and most importantly, they are also about to retire."

Liao Qiu said with a mysterious face, Ding Xiaoyi knew what Brother Qiu meant when he heard the words.

Obviously, he also wants to win over the two to join his bodyguard team after retirement.

"Jingle Bell ......"

As the two of them spoke, they heard a cowbell ringing in the distance.

Ding Xiaoyi took a look, and saw a big green cow coming slowly from a distance, the green cow walked slowly, but the moment each step out, the figure had already left hundreds of meters from the same place.

With a leisurely demeanor, he gnawed two mouthfuls of withered grass on the ground from time to time.

"Huh!"

Ding Xiaoyi looked at the big green cow, and couldn't help but look up with the green cow, and sure enough, he saw two people sitting on the back of the green cow.

One old and one young, isn't it Meng Po and Chai Rong?

"Brother Xiaoyi!!"

From afar, I saw Chai Rong waving at Ding Xiaoyi, smiling with a small face, revealing cute little dimples, not to mention how sweet it was.