Chapter 53: Crisis in the Palace!
Chapter 53: Crisis in the Palace!
"What's the benefit?"
While talking to the old man in front of him, Wei Xiaobao also blinked desperately: "Everyone is their own people, their own people!" ”
"What your own people, don't worry...... I'm going to get up and down very quickly! ”
Seeing that the short knife in the old man's hand was raised, he wanted to raise the knife and help Wei Xiaobao clean his body.
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.
"Chicken under the knife!"
I saw a middle-aged man dressed as a eunuch, suddenly came to the house, looked at Wei Xiaobao and Su Chen, who were tied up with five flowers, and said lightly: "Don't castrate these two people first!" ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, the old man couldn't help frowning: "Grandpa Hai, this can't work, right?" ”
"Why not?"
The person who came was Hai Dafu, and the latter also said indifferently: "Castrated these two people, at least it will take them two months to walk on the ground, but the palace is in urgent need of people now, hand it over to me, let me take them back to the palace, and when I have the opportunity, I will directly help them clean themselves in the palace!" ”
"This ...... Something out of order, right? ”
The old man hesitated.
You must know that the eunuchs in the palace have almost to pass through him.
If someone else finds out, there is a man who has entered the palace without purification, most likely he will be implicated!
"What, tell me the rules?"
A sneer appeared on his face, and Hai Dafu also became a little gloomy at this moment: "The miscellaneous family is the eunuch who is the leader of the worship room, and what I say is the rules!" ”
"Got it?"
"Yes...... It's ......"
It seemed that he was taken by Hai Dafu's momentum, and the old man suddenly woke up, and said in a cold sweat.
"Whew-"
Seeing this scene, Su Chen was also secretly relieved.
OK.
Now the plot has not changed too much, and Hai Dafu also appeared in time to take the two of them away.
But......
This does not mean that the crisis is over, but there is a bigger trouble waiting for the two!
Who is Hai Dafu?
On the surface, he was the chief eunuch of the Jingshifang, but in fact he was a confidant of the Shunzhi Emperor, investigating the death of Concubine Dong E in the palace and monitoring the current Empress Dowager.
At this point in the plot, Hai Dafu has already doubted the Queen Mother.
It's just that because of his identity and the fact that the other party has not yet revealed his feet, he doesn't dare to easily expose the true face of the fake queen mother......
But in order to further investigate the details of the fake queen mother, Hai Dafu did not hesitate to send his little eunuchs many times to go to the Cining Palace where the queen mother was located every once in a while to inquire about the news and steal the "Forty-two Chapters Sutra", and those little eunuchs were either taken poison, or they were found in the process of exploring the secret, and they died of the internal strength of the Shenlong Sect.
So.
Hai Dafu took himself and Wei Xiaobao away, obviously with the intention of using the two as cannon fodder, otherwise how could he bring the two into the palace without even needing to purify themselves?
Who can enter the harem without purifying one's body?
There is only one answer, dead man!
Thinking of this, Su Chen's heart also felt a slight chill.
Although he still knows the plot, he can't guarantee that he will be able to get out of the hands of the fake queen mother and Hai Dafu smoothly.
"For today's plan, we can only take one step at a time!"
Soon......
The two also changed into the clothes of a little eunuch with the help of a eunuch named "Little Guizi" and came to the palace with Hai Dafu.
"This palace is heavily guarded, with many rules, five steps and one post, and ten steps and one sentry, so you must not trespass, otherwise once you set foot in the forbidden land and disturb the nobles, even I will not be able to protect you, you know?"
Walking all the way to the place where the two of them were respected, Hai Dafu also warned the rules of the palace in an ear-to-ear manner.
"Yes, Grandpa Hai!"
"And ...... You can't use your real name in the palace, so from now on, one of the two of you will be called Xiao Chunzi, and the other will be called Xiao Chenzi! ”
It seems that something has been thought of, Hai Dafu also added.
God stepping on the horse Xiao Chenzi!
When Su Chen heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.
Could it be because when he was writing novels in the original world, there were too many eunuchs, and now he really came to the palace to be a eunuch.
This is really a cycle of heavenly principles, and retribution is not happy!
With a hint of strange thoughts, Su Chen also followed Hai Dafu and Xiao Guizi, and came to the Jingshifang step by step.
"Huh?"
As soon as he came to the worship room, Wei Xiaobao also began to be restless, his eyes fell on Hai Dafu's sunglasses, and he stretched out his hand and waved in front of the other party.
"What for?"
Hai Dafu turned his head, although he was separated by a layer of sunglasses, Wei Xiaobao also seemed to feel Nasen's cold gaze, and his heart was cold, but he said with a smile: "Father-in-law, I am admiring your sunglasses." ”
"Why, you still know how to appreciate?"
Maybe he knew that the two people in front of him were also dying, and Hai Dafu didn't have any severance, so he said with interest.
"That's right!"
Seeing this, Wei Xiaobao also seemed to be a man who didn't want money, and said: "Father-in-law, you are so handsome and upright, and you are magnificent, especially as a eunuch, you can still grow a beard like this, you are simply a man among men, and it is cool enough without glasses!" ”
"Huh?"
When the words fell, Hai Dafu looked cold: "Are you making fun of me?" ”
"No, father-in-law, there is absolutely no ......"
patted the horse's leg on the horse's leg, and Wei Xiaobao also hurriedly waved his hand.
"Hmph, this mustache is fake!"
As if touching on a sad matter, Hai Dafu also took off his beard with his hand, and said lightly: "A eunuch is an incomplete man, this mustache can help me regain a little bit of self-esteem!" ”
Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao also shook his head, but his eyes fell on the shelf on the side.
"Father-in-law, what is this?"
Su Chen turned his head and noticed that there were several glass bottles on the shelves, which contained things that seemed to be specimens.
"It's a whip!"
Hai Dafu didn't look back, and said lightly: "The first bottle is a deer whip, the second bottle is a tiger whip, and the third bottle is a bullwhip......
"The fourth bottle...... That must be an elephant whip! ”
Looking at the glass bottle, which was as thick as an adult's calf, like a radish, Wei Xiaobao also "suddenly realized".
"No, it's a human whip, a treasure I cut off when I entered the palace!"
"Wow?"
Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao also exclaimed: "I can't imagine that you are so majestic, father-in-law?" ”
Suddenly......
Xiao Guizi, a eunuch who was busy on the side, said: "Oh, I made a mistake when I wiped the bottle today, that bottle is, this bottle is a radish ......"
As he spoke, he also reversed the order back to its original place.
“……”
"This ......"
Look at the empty bottles.
Su Chen was stunned, and Wei Xiaobao was also stunned.
If they weren't dazzled, there seemed to be nothing in the bottle?