Parallel world, 10 years after the revival of Reiki.

Early in the morning, the sun has just risen.

Outside the door, there was the excited voice of the two dogs next door.

"Knife, knife, come out and see. I've awakened. ”

"What?" Chen Xiaodao hurriedly got up when he heard this, opened the door and looked out.

The second dog actually floated in the air and said excitedly

"Knife, see? I've awakened my flying ability.

Deppon Express has hired me as a courier, 30,000 yuan a month.

I'm here to say goodbye to you. I'm going to report to FedEx soon. ”

This Nima?

Chen Xiaodao looked at the two dogs with a long mouth,

"Congratulations. Two dogs. ”

Then he closed the door, returned to the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and felt a wave of anger in his heart.

Why.

Why do people have a system for crossing, but not only do I have no system, but I don't even have talent!!

Even the two dogs next door have awakened their abilities, and I'm still an ordinary person.

I'm not convinced, I think we were also a well-known figure on the earth back then.

Who in the online water army doesn't give us some cards.

Like now, in a small mountain village, barely starving to death.

。。。

"The Wanjie Pretending Chat Group invites you to join. Please change your nickname. ”

"Dongfang is undefeated, Dugu seeks defeat, Uchiha Madara, Yasuo, and Zai join the Ten Thousand Worlds Pretending to Chat Group"

"As the first group members, you can nominate one member to become the leader of the group within an hour.

Note: Becoming a group owner will give you permission to the group. ”

Chen Xiaodao was stunned.

What is this?

Wanjie pretending to be a chat group?

Is this a cheat?

But why is it a chat group?

According to the script, it has to be a system.

Before Chen Xiaodao could figure out what was going on, a translucent interface appeared in his eyes.

QQ group?

The group chat interface that emerges is exactly the same as the QQ group interface.

On the right is a list of group members, and at present, except for Chen Xiaodao, who is a blank name, the rest of the people have automatically changed their nicknames.

Calm, calm, you must be calm.

I've seen it all, and it's a small scene.

After thinking about it in his mind, Chen Xiaodao gave himself a nickname that was absolutely popular and attracted hatred.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky.

As soon as he gave him a nickname, Chen Xiaodao saw that a group of people had already chatted.

Yasuo: ??? this thing.

Undefeated in the East: I don't know, Yasuo?

Yasuo: Yasuo, the sword of the lower wind, I don't know who your Excellency is.

Undefeated in the East: Undefeated in the East in the Lower Ming Sect.

Tribulation: In the Lord Tribulation of the Lower Shadow Stream, I have seen you.

Dongfang is undefeated: But what kind of chat group is this, it seems that the group owner has to be chosen. The group owner still has permissions to use.

Yasuo: That's what I got here.

Heave: +1

Yasuo, the East is undefeated, and there is a lonely defeat who has not shown up for the time being, Madara Uchiha.

It's not all in movies and TV dramas, or characters in games.

Could it be that these worlds exist?

Seeing this, Chen Xiaodao felt that it was time for him to shine on the stage.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: There was a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu made his debut. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you?

Yasuo: ...

Undefeated in the East: . . .

Disaster:...

Dugu seeks defeat: . . .

Looking at everyone's speechless expressions, Chen Xiaodao couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth, and actually blew up Dugu's defeat.

I'm up to the group, since it's a pretending chat group, it's definitely better than anyone else.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: Everyone, since they have all come out. Let's discuss the election of the group leader. I suggest that each group member say a campaign slogan, and then talk about their own strength? Since it is a pretending group, then I think the campaign slogan should be related to pretending to be coercive.

Yasuo: I think this is okay, so let me start with a sentence "Pretending to be forced is a bad habit, but unfortunately I can't quit." "Under the Wind Sword Hao Yasuo is running for the leader of the group. Please be able to cast your next vote.

In the Summoner's Canyon all year round, what you are best at is killing an enemy and then blowing a song of death to pay tribute to your dead opponent.

Undefeated in the East: Undefeated in the Lower East to run for the position of group leader. Campaign slogan "Sunrise in the East, Only I am undefeated, Wencheng Wude, the first in the world"

In the next reality, he is the leader of the first sect in the world. At present, he is gathering his subordinates, planning to compete in the Central Plains and take the whole world in one fell swoop.

Robbery: In the Lower Shadow Stream, the campaign slogan "Invisible pretending, the deadliest." ”

Like Yasuo, he has been fighting in the Summoner's Rift all year round, and his favorite thing is to show the badge after killing Yasuo to taunt the enemy.

Yasuo: You bad old man, very bad.

Lonely and defeated: In the next lonely and defeated, the campaign slogan "There is no one who can fight." ”

When I was young, I fought all over the world invincible, so I retreated to the mountains and forests, but there are still legends in the rivers and lakes.

In fact, for the position of the group leader, it doesn't matter if you are below. My favorite thing is to challenge the strong man and defeat him.

Madara Uchiha: It's pretty hilarious, so I'll say, "Do you want to dance too?"

This is what I said when I was fighting the ninja coalition alone.

Madara Uchiha actually came out to join in the fun.

You said that you are a two-dimensional bastard, come to the three-dimensional pretending to be something.

Looking at the campaign slogans of several people, Chen Xiaodao smiled, this group of people pretended to be forced, and they were all superficial.

The so-called highest level of pretending must be rounded.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: under Chen Xiaodao, the campaign slogan "With all due respect, everyone here is garbage." ”

There is no strength in the next. But in the next grasp of your black history, whoever doesn't choose me, I'll break the news.

Surprise!!!

Yasuo: What a black history. I've been in the Summoner's Canyon for decades, and I have no black history.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: You are nicknamed the nursery, and the corpses that die in one day can spare the Valoran continent 300 times. Do you want me to continue?

Yasuo: ... I voted for Pretty Boy.

Zai: Yasuo, that's all you have to offer. He has always been hidden in the shadows, and he has never been afraid of the way of confusion

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: children's robbery...

Rob: Stop, please put away this ticket.

Undefeated in the East: (black question mark face) ??? what's wrong with you, this hasn't been discussed yet, why did you suddenly return to the vote.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: @东方不败你下面没了.

Undefeated in the East: to you, to you.

Madara Uchiha: What else can I say. I'll give it to you too.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: @宇智波斑, you were killed by two shinobi.

Madara Uchiha: ??? I told you the ticket.

The most beautiful boy in the starry sky: I'm sorry, it's smooth. @独孤求败.

Dugu seeks defeat: beg to let go, the ticket is given to you.

To be honest, Chen Xiaodao really doesn't know about the black history of loneliness and defeat.

After all, in the smiling proud rivers and lakes, the lonely defeat has been dead for I don't know how many years.

All that remains is a legend.

After the vote, the group member "The brightest boy in the starry sky" was elected as the leader of the group. Get a reward of 500 Funny Coins. ”