Chapter Seventy-One: Let's Make a Wave
The ceramic figure excitedly opened the box, and the look on its face was almost joyful, and it danced and swallowed the bottle containing the blue liquid.
"How did you swallow the glass bottle? Won't you choke? Lu Yiming swallowed involuntarily.
He wasn't worried about this ceramic villain, but he felt that the other party was a little nervous.
Immediately afterwards, while Lu Yiming was still in a daze, the ceramic villain picked up the peach in the box again and stuffed it into his mouth.
The whole scene was indescribably weird, because its mouth was not big enough to swallow this peach, and it simply peeled off the ceramic on its face piece by piece, until it peeled off half of its entire head before stuffing this peach into it.
Then the ceramic shards were glued back piece by piece......
When it made this move, Lu Yiming was startled, "Can you still eat like this?" ”
Suddenly, Lu Yiming reacted and yelled: "That's mine, when did you say it was given to you?!" That's mine, mine! ”
Not too much, he hurriedly jumped onto the table, trying to catch the ceramic figure.
But it's too late, and this peach that can prolong life has already been eaten!
"Huh? Hey? ”
The ceramic villain began to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and pretended to dig it out of his mouth a few times, but naturally he didn't take out anything. The peach was gone.
"You're just playing dumb, don't think I don't know...... Don't think you'll get away with playing stupid! ”
Lu Yiming was so angry, these two tricks were brought by him with his life, and he was embezzled by this ceramic villain!!
After the ceramic villain was told through, he stood there motionless, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Lu Yiming didn't dare to really hit him, so he could only stand on the table and scold: "It's wrong for you to do this, do you know?" You're a scoundrel in doing this! I won't give it to you, you can't take it! ”
Immediately after, a burst of white light flashed.
The ceramic fissure on its body began to heal rapidly, and in just a few seconds, it turned into a truly complete ceramic!
It looks a lot better.
"Hahahaha!" The ceramic villain screamed happily as he saw his body recover.
Lu Yiming's criticism just now has all turned into wind in his ears.
The more Lu Yiming thought about it, the more angry he became, grabbed it whole, his head down, and poured it viciously a few times, but he didn't pour out the peach.
"You spit it out for me! Spit it out! ”
Suddenly, Lu Yiming saw a very strange rune flickering over it.
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Feeling a numb palm, this ceramic figure broke free of his hand in a clever way and landed lightly on the table.
These dense runes even flew into the air, and Lu Yiming subconsciously took a few steps back, rationalizing these tadpole-like things.
It seemed to be a little painful, with strange runes flashing all over its body, and its expression was serious.
Its face became more and more painful, and its entire body began to expand rapidly, swelling like a balloon, as if it would explode in half at the slightest touch.
Lu Yiming felt that something was wrong, and took a few steps back again.
"Hey, Mr. or Ms. Red Mama? What's wrong with you, you've got a bad stomach? ”
There was a "click" sound.
As if suppressed by an invisible force, its body cracked open again.
Lu Yiming's face darkened, not understanding what was going on.
A minute later, the ceramic figure was back in tatters.
"Wow......"
Seeing that his body had recovered and then cracked again, the ceramic figure was so sad that it simply turned into a pile of debris and garbage, paralyzed on the table, and began to give up on itself.
There is nothing more tragic in the world than to give hope and then turn into despair.
"Hey, Mr. or Ms. Red Mama, what are you doing? It's not going to die! Not dead? It's nothing if you're not dead. Lu Yiming pondered for a while, and said angrily, "Now that my life-saving props have been eaten by you, what should I do?" You've got to give me some compensation, you can't let me work for nothing, right? ”
"These two tricks didn't make you recover, that's your own reason, and you can't blame me. The debts that should be repaid still have to be repaid, and it is natural to repay debts. You embezzle my things like this, and you still want to repay your debts? ”
"Wow......" The ceramic figure almost shed bitter tears.
Red Mama is simply heartbroken, and now her body has not only not recovered, but she also owes a lot of debt, how can she live.
The more it thought about it, the more sad it became, and it collapsed on the table and became a pile of garbage, and it didn't want to go back together.
“……”
Lu Yiming felt that it was not good to be too tight.
This mentally handicapped child is really sad, not pretending, and it seems immoral to fall into a hole at such a moment.
He even secretly snickered a little, as long as he could crush the ceramic villain from the intellectual level, then for a while, this guy still couldn't make too many waves. If the ceramic villain suddenly becomes smarter, or suddenly becomes awesome, I don't know how to get along in the future.
"Okay, okay, you don't have to be too sad, next time it's not like there is no chance? I'll help you find something similar, don't be discouraged! How are you now...... Aren't you happy? ”
The ceramic villain was stunned for a long time, and a pair of round eyes looked to the left for a while, and then to the right.
It was suddenly grateful to Zero, and it was nice to have someone to comfort it!
"Ahem...... Mr. or Ms. Red Mama, you probably need more tricks to heal your body, right? I'm so weak now that any monster can take my life, and who's going to find you when the time comes? ”
"Well, I'll suffer a little bit and give you two tricks, and you just need to give me a piece of ceramic shard. Isn't that kind? So don't be sad, think about the good. Just make me stronger, and I'll be able to help you better......"
Lu Yiming felt that he had a talent for oratory.
Red Mama thought for a long time, thinking that this statement was very reasonable, and it grinned and knocked a ceramic shard from its waist, and screamed in pain.
The ceramic villain said solemnly, "Can't ...... Tell...... Others. ”
This time, the area of ceramic fragments is slightly larger than the last time, which can be regarded as full of weight, and Lu Yiming is quite satisfied in his heart.
With such a big gain, it doesn't hurt so much to lose two strange things in a row. After all, ceramic fragments can give early warning, and can amplify their own superpowers, which is a strategic material that the research institute cannot provide.
Those two things, if you lose them, you throw them away.
After carefully observing for a while, after the ceramic villain lost this piece of ceramic fragment, the missing part of his body was once again vacant and did not heal.
This shows that this thing is really disposable, and there is no way to supply it indefinitely. It is impossible for the ceramic villain to dismantle all his body and strengthen Lu Yiming's superpowers.
After discovering this, Lu Yiming was a little embarrassed, and he downloaded a lot of infant enlightenment cartoons from the Internet.
"Don't be sad, be a pig...... It's good to be happy. ”
"When you're bored, you can watch cartoons to pass the time. Aren't you happy like this now? I'm under a lot more pressure than you. ”
"A perfect body with strong muscles...... I'm an excavator...... Long Arm Shovel ......"
The sound of the children's rhyme sounded, and the ceramic figure began to stupidly imitate the excavator digging the ground, and then smirked "hey, hey, hey", and its mood unconsciously improved again.