New York City, Hell's Kitchen, a bar called Windmill of Death, walks into a handsome-looking, uninhibited young man.

"Wade, it seems that you have a good business, so can you pay me back the eight thousand dollars you owe me!"

"Shit, can't you see the painful expression on my face like my wife cheating, the shit in the corners of my fucking eyes is too painful to wipe, my business is a mess, I will pay you back the list I owe you, now give me a cup of tears, the kind of spice!"

The guy known as Wade sat swaggering at the bar, and the bartender in front of him looked at him helplessly.

"You've been saving up your list for two years, what should I say, how much to celebrate your two years of drinking?"

"Maybe I should really get drunk, I always feel like I've been unlucky lately, damn it, the damn demon hunter ruined my business!"

"What?"

Wade's complaint stunned the bartender.

"What does your business have to do with that non-mainstream superhero, I'm afraid it's your own gun rusty!"

"Haha, fart, my gun is sturdy, even across the bar, my gun can shoot directly into your asshole!"

"So, explain why, after all, there aren't many people who come to drink during the day, especially even fewer people who come to drink with a story like yours!"

The bartender said as he threw the wine Wade asked for on the bar, Wade picked up the wine in a blink of an eye and drank it all in one gulp, I have to admit that his speed is really too fast, oh, not the speed at which he drinks, but the speed at which he reaches out!

"The day before yesterday, I received an order from you, 200,000 yuan, remember!"

"Well, I remember your target was a businessman, and it was easy to die, wasn't it?"

"Indeed, making me do something like this is as easy as making me reach under my ass and scratch an itch, I did it in just one day, and really, I easily stabbed my gun into the fat man's stomach last night while the hulk in blue pants was raging, and bang!

"So what?"

"Damn, the devil knows what Alzheimer's is committed by the demon hunter, he resurrected my target with a magic, he just came back to life and ran away to Italy overnight, I just just found out the news, my money flew!"

Wade said this, casually dropped the cup on the ground, and he clapped his hands in satisfaction as he listened to the sound of the cup breaking.

"Look, venting properly really helps to improve the mood, and I'm cool right now!"

"So, your cocktail twelve fast, glass seventy, help you remember, bastard!"

"Remember, I'll pay it back in my lifetime!"

"Hurry up, Wade, I always think you're going to be finished lately!"

"I've heard too many curses like this, let's get some new tricks, weasel!"

Wade laughed disdainfully, he casually took another glass of wine handed over by the weasel, and it was always his style to drink it all!

After the glass of wine was drunk, Wade placed the glass on the bar, his expression slightly more serious, although the corners of his mouth were still sneering, but it looked at least more serious than before.

"Weasel, we're brothers!"

"Fuck off, I'm not worthy of being your brother, one of your brothers died worse than the other!"

"At least you're alive, so, tell me if there's any news about the person I'm looking for, I know you're the most well-informed!"

"You mean your half-brother, seriously, I almost checked it and he's completely gone, if I were you, I'd have a bouquet of flowers for your cheap brother, maybe that would make him a little more comfortable in hell!"

"Shit, my mom told me a thousand times before she died, telling me to 'take care' of my thirty-year-old brother who still wears open crotch pants, and my gun hasn't patronized his little ass yet, and you tell me he's finished!"

"I'm so happy for your brother, it's time for him to die, give up, Wade!"

"Okay, okay, God, this bitch keeps messing up my life, I ......!"

"Wade Wilson"

Wade's words were interrupted, and at the same time the sound of the door opening sounded, and the person who had just walked into the bar was a tall man, he was almost over one meter nine, he had short hair, a thick beard, and the canine teeth in his mouth were unusually sharp and sharp, which made his smile look extremely dangerous!

"It looks like you're having a good time, maybe you've forgotten about me, but now, I'm going to tell you we need you!"

The man walked up behind Wade gently, his hand slowly rested on the bar of the bar, the weasel saw that the man's nails were unusually sharp and sharp, the nails slowly slid on the bar, and the piercing sound sounded in an instant, leaving long claw marks on the bar!

Wade took a sip of his wine without looking back, and when he had finished it, he reached for the bottle and poured himself another glass, which he drank again, and then he gently placed the glass on the bar.

"Wow wow, wow, wow, long time no see, cute little tiger, I remember I reminded you to trim your nails often, look at you now, your nails are full of dirt, but that's your style, dirty executioner, immortal Victor!"

"Haha!"

The tall man laughed violently, and he said as he laughed.

"Your mouth is still so cheap, it's a pity that Logan is not here, otherwise he will definitely poke three holes in your mouth!"

"Logan Rogan Rogan, I really envy him, he actually has a bastard half-brother like you, if my half-brother is as damned as you, I can poke two holes in his ass without mercy, do you want to try it for my brother!"

"You look like you like other people's asses!"

"Especially yours, mellow to death, so beautiful bitch raised!"

Wade pulled out his two guns from his legs, and he shot Victor's head three times in a row, and then he quickly put his hand behind his back, and the two katanas were instantly unsheathed, and the next moment the two sharp blades crossed over Victor's neck, and with a bang, Victor's head fell in response!

"Weasel, go!"

Faced with such a result, Wade was not happy, but dragged the weasel across the bar, his long-term training of arm strength made him carry the weasel and run, the weasel was dragged out of the bar by him, until Wade rushed to his worn-out Wrangler, Wade breathed a sigh of relief!

"Life is fucking shit, weasel, maybe I won't be able to pay you back, I'm in big trouble, big trouble!"

"Are you saying you just popped a bastard's jaw on camera in my bar and cut off the bastard's head by the way?"

"Shit, if only that bitch tiger could die so easily, but for now, we're going to find a place to take a bath!"

"Haha, it doesn't look like things are as troublesome as you say, you're still in the mood to take a shower, maybe I can find you a Russian prostitute, but you have to fix my bar for that bastard you hacked to death!"

"Hehe, weasel, I'm relieved that you're so stupid, so that when I push you out to be a shield, my guilt will be lighter!

Wade loudly reminded the weasel to look in the rearview mirror, and the weasel looked over with doubts, hell, the guy whose head had just been cut off is now chasing Wade's car on all fours!

"Damn it, damn it, you fucking messed with something, put me down, the fuck came for you, don't take me with you!"

Looking at the guy who was galloping like a tiger in the back of the car, the weasel's heartbeat instantly soared to one hundred and eighty miles, and Wade, who was like shit, obviously shouldn't be involved in such a danger, he was just a fucking thief and an intelligence dealer, and he wasn't a mercenary!

It's a pity that it's useless for him to say anything now, Wade's car keeps accelerating, and the rampaging bumper car driver's license allows Wade to successfully find countless shortcuts in the congested New York traffic, and Victor chased for half a minute, and was finally dumped off by Wade!

"Weasel, my dear brother, tell me where your safe house is, I'll have to go and hide for a while, and in return, we can take a bath together,"

"Shit, you don't want to know about my safe house, even my mom doesn't know about it, I ...... Ou Ou Ou I know, I say, I say everything, let go!"

"Yay!"

The moment Wade heard the weasel's refusal, his right hand instantly reached under the weasel's crotch, and when he grabbed the large ball of soft flesh and kneaded it fiercely, the weasel's wail was instantly distorted!

"No. 14, Unit 11, Amber Street, shit, let go, let go, you bastard, my eggs are going to break!"

"Call Daddy, dear!"

"Daddy, Daddy!"

"Well, your big bird is developing well, only half a meter shorter than me, I'm really proud of you, baby!"

Wade quickly changed the direction of the car, and in less than five minutes they arrived at the weasel's safe house, Wade rushed into the bathroom with the weasel in one hand, and he instantly stripped off all his clothes, and casually stripped the weasel!

"Victor is a very powerful mutant, his sense of smell is the same as that of a dog, his claws are the same as those of a cat, especially strong, if we don't wash the smell off our bodies, he will follow the smell to find me!"

"Damn, it's a dog and a cat, I don't know how I'm supposed to be scared!"

"Anyway, you just wash it quickly, hey, do you want Dad to help you wipe the shower gel?"

Wade poured a lot of shower gel on his body as he reached out his hand and patted the weasel's buttocks, his action causing the weasel to clutch his three points.

"Bitch raised Wade, you're fucking hard in a shower!"

"Haha, as soon as I'm nervous, my big bird is prone to congestion!"

As he spoke, he thrust his waist hard, and his movements made the weasel kick him hard!

"Your feet are so slow, I don't know how you kicked this old lady's kick, but Daddy finished washing, where are the clothes?"

"No clothes, I don't have clothes here, there's nothing here!"

"Shit!"

Wade scolded depressedly, he casually picked up a bath towel and wrapped it around his waist, and then, he flew like a naked weasel, and rushed out of the safe house!

"Keep up with my footsteps, I shout one or two, cover the big bird when you count one, cover the chrysanthemum when you count two, don't be shy!"

Wade ran to the nearest taxi while pulling the weasel behind him who was almost collapsing, and the eyes of countless people around him made the weasel collapse to death!

"Do we have to run naked, why is there no other way!"

"It's coming soon, baby, taxi!"

Wade answered the weasel's words while reaching out to stop a taxi, the car was reluctant to stop for Wade, but Wade blocked the car with his body!

"Are you two gay guys getting high or pumping, get out of my car for me!"

The driver yelled, and in the midst of that, Wade got into his car with the weasel.

"Hey, hey, the young man's mouth is cleaner, the gun under my bath towel is not a joke!"

"Shit, get off my ...... Uh, where do you two come up with it?"

The driver looked at the cheap man in front of him with a broken face, and really took out a pistol from his crotch, and Wade put the pistol against the driver's chin!

"We're not going anywhere, take off your clothes, bitch!"

"I'm not gay, I'm not pretty, I'm ......!"

"Take it off!"

Wade instantly punched the driver in the face, and half a minute later, the driver, who had no underwear left, was kicked out of the taxi by Wade, still holding a pistol with no bullets in his hand!

In the taxi, Wade, who had just put on a t-shirt, started the car instantly, he stepped on the accelerator and drove on a rampage, in the process, he was slowly putting on his pants!

"Shit, Wade, what about mine, where's my clothes?"

"There's a pair of panties left!"

Wade heard the weasel's words and casually lifted the driver's underwear, and he even put the underwear next to his nose and sniffed it!

"Oh, Shet, it tastes so good, let's make a living!"

The panties were casually thrown in the face of the weasel in the back seat by Wade!