Chapter 649: Cuckold Fetish
When the woman heard this, the frost on her face became heavier.
When he opened his mouth, he found that he was speechless.
looked at the two people in front of him, but his eyes were full of confusion.
"Although this tea is good, you can't stand it if you drink too much." Chubby shook the teapot in his hand and stuffed it into Ding Xiaoyi's arms casually.
"Come and put on a show for her, what is massive!" As he spoke, he winked at Ding Xiaoyi to indicate that there would be no problem.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi was not ambiguous, picked up the teapot and drank it down.
until all the pots of tea have been drunk.
"Hiss~~ cool!"
A mouthful of cold air came out of his mouth, but he didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but he felt that the exceptionally transparent frost was as refreshing as eating an old popsicle on dog days.
Seeing this, the woman's eyes suddenly widened, and she looked at Ding Xiaoyi as if she was looking at a monster.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing the woman's surprised expression, Chubby laughed proudly.
Letting go of the woman's hand, Yu Guang glanced at the pool: "Get out, do you want me to invite you to tea?" ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw the water flowing beside the woman, and a clear and translucent water gushed out of the pool, forming a human shape in front of the two.
Immediately, he knelt on the ground with a puff: "The holy monk spares his life, we have no malicious intent." ”
Ding Xiaoyi fixed his eyes, looked the water man up and down, and suddenly felt curious in his eyes.
Can this water also become essence?
After seeing those strange beasts in the mountains and forests absorbing spiritual energy, not only did their strength increase greatly, but they also had wisdom that did not belong to humans.
But the first time I saw it, the water could still turn into a human appearance, although it didn't look like a woman, but the corridor of the eyes, ears, nose and mouth was already clearly visible.
The water-shaped figure was prostrate on the ground, shivering.
On his lips, he was busy arguing: "This ice biluo tea, ordinary people drink, can nourish Yuan Yin, detoxify solids, this is also a rare miracle medicine, but the two Taoists are profound, pure like glass, so they will not be able to understand the mystery, it is not for our evil intentions, and there is no evil intention." ”
Hearing him say this, I didn't expect this tea to be refreshing, and it actually had such an effect, Ding Xiaoyi smashed it and smashed his mouth, and said a little unsatisfied: "That, what else, another pot." ”
"Yes, yes...... Adults want as many as they want. ”
The water man said, his palm on the woman's body, and after the woman opened her mouth and spit out an ice cube, the frost on her face suddenly subsided by half.
The body immediately returned to normal, and when he looked at Ding Xiaoyi, his expression suddenly became more complicated.
"Why are you still stunned, hurry up and make tea for adults!"
Seeing her sloppy appearance, the water man slapped her hard, and the beaten woman fell to the ground, got up with an embarrassed face, took the teapot and began to make tea again.
The water man immediately turned around and said, "The ignorance of the cheap inner has made the adults and the holy monks effective." ”
Seeing that they were so polite, and the woman was still full of grievances, Ding Xiaoyi was a little embarrassed.
It's just that the fat man who was sitting on the side sneered with his hands in his arms: "Hmph, don't think I don't know what your calculations are, the so-called extreme yin and yang, although your tea is good, it is one of the best aphrodisiacs in the world." ”
"Huh??"
On the side, Ding Xiaoyi was looking forward to this tea, and he couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.
Aphrodisiac? What the hell??
Chubby explained to him with a sneer.
It turns out that although this tea is indeed a good thing, women drink two cups a day, and even make their faces ageless and their bodies fragrant, and men drink two cups a day to nourish yin and strengthen their bodies, which are not fake.
But the water man himself said "drink".
If you drink too much, there will be problems.
If a woman drinks too much, her whole body will be cold and piercing, and her whole body will be full of blood and qi condensation.
When a man drinks too much, he will have a yin and a yang body, and his whole body will be hot and dry, and the more he drinks, the more thirsty he becomes, until he ...... YU is unbearable, and the beast is furious.
Speaking of this, the chubby gaze looked at the woman who was making tea with her head down, and sneered:
"She is a white jade essence, but after drinking seven or eight glasses in a row, she can't stand it herself.
If it were someone else, with the amount you drank, it was estimated that it would turn into a submachine gun at this time, and everyone would want to burst out a few times. ”
Listening to Chubby's explanation, the corners of Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched: "So amazing??" ”
"Of course, if you hadn't had a special physique, I would have run away a long time ago, and the province would have affected the pond fish." Chubby said with disgust on his face.
Ding Xiaoyi also knows his special physique, Xie Qi Fan Ba's wine, the bad old man doesn't dare to drink more, it's no problem to mix it up and drink it himself.
No wonder I drank so much of this tea, I only felt sweet and refreshing, but I was stunned that there was nothing strange at all.
But then Ding Xiaoyi came back to his senses and glared at Chubby: "Damn, do you want to be so unkind?" ”
After getting along for a long time, I can tell the fat talk, that sentence is a joke, that sentence is the truth.
He dared to say that he was a beast, and this thing felt that he could run faster than a dog.
"Don't you run and wait for you to burst into me? Poking me is enough for you to brag B, and you still want to burst out of me? ”
The two of them were arguing like no one around, which made the two couples in front of them look embarrassed for a while, but they didn't dare to interject.
However, the confusion in Luo Nu's heart was finally solved.
There was still a look of regret in his eyes.
The two turned their attention to the couple after complaining to each other.
Seeing this, the water man hurriedly cried and hugged the fat fat foot: "The holy monk is high, but we don't have the intention of harming people, just ......"
He hesitated, but said, "It's just that my husband and wife still lack a son, and I ...... It's just that it's difficult to do personnel, so I think of the measurement of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha. ”
"And then you hide down and peek, right?" Chubby didn't believe his nonsense, and directly pierced his careful thoughts.
Ding Xiaoyi almost squirted the tea in his mouth while listening.
Yu Guang glanced at the woman in front of her, who lowered her head and did not speak, but she already had a default meaning.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi felt that the tea in his hand was not fragrant.
Heard of transvestism, cleanliness, and odorism...... Wait, it's the first time he's seen a cuckold.
looked at the woman in front of him with a complicated expression, and then looked at the water man with disgust.
I thought that such a beautiful wife was actually blind and married to such a thing as you.
Chubby didn't mean to embarrass them.
In fact, the couple itself has no intention of harming others.
Not only does it not mean to harm people, but there is also a bit of selfless dedication.
But it's all here, so how can you go home empty-handed.
The water man also knew each other very well, and in addition to taking out several catties of collected tea, he also gave Ding Xiaoyi and Fat two jade medals.
This jade plaque is white and clear, very oily, and most importantly, the strong breath of life on the jade plaque is much richer than the life gem he gave to Marina, I don't know how many times.
This thing is definitely a treasure.
Ordinary people wear it on their bodies, even if they are old and frail, they are afraid that in a few days, their physical fitness can be greatly improved, and even they can recover to the general physique of youth without any problem.
In addition, he also asked the water man for two large barrels of spring water.
These springs themselves contain abundant life forces, and they are like generators of all things.
It's a pity that if these are not the one with this spring and the water man, they would all want to dig up this spring water together.
Ding Xiaoyi put things away.
I thought in my heart that I was just going to go around, and I could still have this harvest, which was worth the trip.
After getting the things, Chubby and Ding Xiaoyi don't plan to stay, this place is actually nothing special.
Moreover, the couple has no intention of harming people.
Aside from the special fetishes of water people, it's not a big deal for the couple to live here, as long as you don't provoke them.
According to Chubby's statement, the strength of that jade spirit is at least above that of the calamity spirit, and the strength of the water man is stronger, almost half-step dragon level.
Of course, there are two things to say about combat effectiveness.
really fights, and he is fully armed, but he is not false at all, after all, not everyone can be like himself and have a rich family background.
The two had just left the valley and were going to look somewhere else.
After all, this place is too close to S City, if there are really some ill-intentioned creatures, you can destroy them yourself.
If you really can't beat it, just close the door and let the fat fat go.
He secretly thought in his heart, after all, Chubby, this super bodyguard, where can he go?
However, such an idea is by no means that he is a saint, let alone the spirit of a swordsman.
As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest.
I am still full of feelings for the place where I was born and raised, whether it is the tofu brain on the street or the sour and delicious noodles.
It's even a fried bun at the door.
They are all familiar hometown delicacies, carrying the memories of their childhood.
Imagine that one day you come back from Huangquan and the streets are full of ruins.
Not to mention the delicious tofu brain, as far as the eye can see, it is either a corpse or a wreckage, what kind of mood are you in for it.
At this point, I have to go around and sweep mines, at least to ensure that there will be no big mess in S City.
The two of them walked all the way to the east.
Because there are the most debris that falls, the largest.
Not long after leaving, Ding Xiaoyi noticed that many strange figures appeared within the scope of his perception.
I guess it's those family members.
Sensing that the strength of these people was not weak, he even felt the aura of the calamity level, and thought to himself, such a big movement, whether it was the five major families or the other trade unions, if they ignored it, they would not be able to say anything.
After closing his eyes, letting go of his perception and sensing carefully, he walked with Chubby to a mountain forest with a lot of people.
It was a palace that came out of nowhere.
The palace is magnificent, standing between the mountains, taller than the surrounding mountains.
Naturally, this place attracts many people to explore.
However, as soon as he walked over, Ding Xiaoyi heard a shouting sound from a distance.
"Don't miss it, the treasures just unearthed from here, each one is a rare treasure......"
The voice was very familiar, and he followed the sound to see, and sure enough, it was the antique vendor he had met in the cross street of the old city before.
Oh! No, according to Chubby's saying, people are Taoist priests.
At the moment, this guy is pulling a girl and delivering an object to the girl.
Ding Xiaoyi looked at it, good guy, isn't this the nine-turn Qiankun ball he bought last time?
Is this thing wholesale for feelings?
"Beauty, I see that you are a connoisseur, this is a treasure of the Western Zhou Dynasty, I don't know?
It's okay, I'll tell you, this treasure has to start from the time of King Wu's war......"