"Hahaha! It's so interesting! Guan Heng looked at it with a smile as he walked: "Overseas wanderers, homesickness is the strongest when celebrating traditional festivals, seeing everyone so happy, it can really infect people!" ”

"Knock knock, knock! "There was a loud movement of gongs, drums and cymbals in front of it, and it turned out that there was a lion dance performance, which started in front of the newly opened trading shops!"

"Oops, my stomach hurts! How is this going on? Could it be that the glutinous rice chicken eaten in the morning is not clean? "There was a young man in a short coat who was holding his stomach and hurriedly ran to the toilet!

When passing by Guan Heng's side, this person handed him a big-headed Buddha mask in his hand: "Brother, help, people have three urgency, please send this mask to the lion awakening team in front, just say I can't ...... Oops! Before the man finished speaking, he ran away with his stomach in his hands, turning into a gust of wind and disappearing into the distant streets!

"This is not bad, it seems that the lion head of the lion awakening in front of you is worn by Qiao Xuan!" Guan Heng smiled slightly, a sense of banter rose in his heart, and he immediately put the helmet of the big-headed Buddha on his head: "Haha, I'll go with him now and play together!" ”

Because the front of the street is not wide, so the lion dance in front of the shop is using the traditional "stool lion" walking method, before the arrival of Guan Heng, Qiao Xuan, who performs the lion dance, has played a set of boxing methods, called "opening the pile".

The opening of the pile is a preparatory activity before the lion dance, which can not only allow the lion dancers to move their muscles, but also attract the crowd to watch, which is extremely lively.

Qiao Xuan, as the master of Tangmen incense, is proficient in the boxing of Huaxia South Road, his horse steps, sensitive and changeable, at this time to perform a lion dance, the lion's "open eyes", "wash the beard", "lick the body", "shake the hair" and other normal actions, imitate vividly!

At this time, the drum beat of the "Seven Star Drum" sounded, Qiao Xuan, who danced the lion's head, and the four-level horse step under his feet suddenly became a unicorn horse.

But at this time, there were some minor troubles!

"Strange! The big-headed Buddha doesn't come out to lead the lion, so how can I go to the stool to pick green? Qiao Xuan, who was dancing with a lion's head, thought anxiously in his heart at this time: "I have already followed the outer circle of these benches seven or eight times, and if I don't go to the bench, I will be laughed at by insiders!" ”

How did Qiao Xuan know that the young man who was originally going to play the big-headed Buddha is now squatting in the pit and running with diarrhea!

At this time, in the crowd, some people who often watch the lion dance began to discuss.

"Hey, this lion dance head is so strange, why don't you go to the bench to pick green now? Is it a layman's mallet? ”

"Haha, interesting, interesting, where is the new opening of Brother Li's grocery store in Daohe's family, it is clear that it is here to dismantle the stage!"

Qiao Xuan, who was holding a lion's head, was not deaf in his ears, and when he heard the sneers of the people in the crowd, his forehead and sideburns began to sweat: "Damn! When this place is settled, I want to know who is playing the big-headed Buddha, and I will beat him until he can't get out of bed! ”

"Hey, don't slow down the gongs and drums, keep beating!" At this moment, an abrupt voice suddenly sounded, and the savior finally appeared!

A man with a big-headed Buddha mask flipped in the air, his feet lightly touched the ground, and he landed in the middle of the field!

This hand was originally beautiful, but the person who played the big-headed Buddha didn't seem to have a firm foothold when he landed!

"Ahhh

"Huhuhu-" The big-headed Buddha then flashed, and the harrier turned over around the field at a very fast speed!

"Okay!! This hand is beautifully played! Most of the surrounding audience knew how to do it, and immediately applauded Lei Dong, and they were excited about the wonderful performance of the Big Head Buddha!

The big-headed Buddha entered the first place, and immediately swept away the embarrassment of Qiao Xuan, who was dancing the lion, and no one cared about it at this time, why Qiao Xuan didn't go to the bench to pick green just now!

"Whew, this damn big-headed Buddha is finally here!" Qiao Xuan secretly wiped a cold sweat in the lion's head: "Strange, why is the cry he made just now so familiar?" ”

"Hey, don't be stunned, old Joe!" The last circle of the big-headed Buddha turned over and stopped abruptly, he just swept in front of the lion's head, and the pu fan gently flicked the lion's head and horn: "Are you stupid?" Hurry up and pick green! ”

"Ahh Guan Heng! It turned out to be a special boy! Qiao Xuan scolded with a smile: "I said, others play the big-headed Buddha, where can they be so handsome!" ”

The big-headed Buddha played by Guan Heng stretched out his fan with one arm and shouted at the drummer: "Change the five-star drum - the general's order!" ”

"Knock knock-" The general ordered the fast-paced drum beat to sound! Qiao Xuan's lion head immediately showed the movement of blinking and shaking his hair, took a light step forward, put his feet on the bench, and immediately stood up steadily!

"Look! It's finally time to pick green! This lion's head has a good foundation! Wonderful! ”

"Hmph, didn't you just say that the lion dancer is a layman's mallet?"

"Hey, what's this...... At this time and that time, this lion dance is still focused on the skills of gongjia and green picking, not to mention, let's watch the performance! ”

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"Stinky boy, I'm really lucky to have you save the scene this time!" After the lion dance performance, Qiao Xuan cleaned up, patted Guan Heng's shoulder and smiled: "If it weren't for you, my brother and I would be embarrassed this time!" ”

"What did you say? I'm having a lot of fun, too! Guan Heng laughed and said to Qiao Xuan: "Hurry up and go home, sister-in-law is still waiting for us to enter the door and start dinner!" ”

"Yes, yes, this, it's been getting more and more chattering lately!" Qiao Xuan's tone, although he seemed to be complaining about his daughter-in-law's verbosity, actually had a happy look on his face, and he immediately smiled: "You said that this woman is pregnant, and her temper becomes weird, is this a common disease of all pregnant women?" ”

"So...... Is there a sister-in-law? Guan Heng suddenly laughed: "I said Lao Qiao, you can endure so much, it's only been a few days, and you're going to be a father again!" ”

"Don't let me remind me this time, the child must be born and I must be the deed master!" Guan Heng patted Qiao Xuan's shoulder and said, "I was preempted by your brother last time, let it go to me this time!" ”

"Well, of course it's fine!" Qiao Xuan replied angrily: "Speaking of which, I asked Liu Banxian this time to calculate the approximate birth date of the child, and found that in those days, the five elements were lacking in civil engineering, and there was just a lack of a deed master whose name included civil engineering!" ”

"Isn't this you, your 'horizontal' character, there is earth and wood!" Qiao Xuan said with a smile on his face: "Even if you don't open your mouth, you must be the godfather of my baby!" ”

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