Chapter 534: Back from the Dead
The startle of the village man made everyone have the urge to beat him, but he himself did not realize it, and was still gesturing excitedly.
"Ouch! It scared me a lot out of the way. ”
"You don't know, wow, the grave is shrugging up and turning it over from the bottom!"
"And a white hand came out of the soil!"
Huang Daozong swallowed his saliva, after all, he was just an ordinary person before, and when he heard this kind of thing, he couldn't help but be afraid, let alone curious.
couldn't help but ask, "Is your mother-in-law a ghost?" ”
"Your mother-in-law has become a ghost!"
Unexpectedly, it attracted a curse from the village man.
"You...... Isn't that what you said yourself? ”
Huang Daozong felt very wronged: "When people die, they are all buried, and they turn over the coffin by themselves and crawl out of the grave, isn't this a ghost?" ”
"Phew! You're a ghost, your whole family is a ghost! ”
The village man spat on him, and almost wanted to roll up his sleeves, thinking that this was someone else's territory, and he still had a request for the little master, so he pressed it.
"I don't tell you, I tell the little master!"
Then he said to Chen Yi: "Little master, this thing is strange here, my mother-in-law, she looks black and ugly, she is still blind, and her belly is as big as a pig before she dies,"
"But after he died, the pig's belly was gone, and you have seen this little master,"
"After crawling out of the grave, it's even more strange that my mother-in-law actually came back to life!"
Murahan's eyes widened, there was shock and incomprehension in his eyes, and not only Chen Yi, but everyone else could see the joy on his face.
Of course, if the wife who has been buried in the soil comes back from the dead, although it is a little scary, it is still a thing to be happy about, otherwise it is abnormal.
However, the joy of the village man does not seem to be limited to the resurrection of his wife.
Really.
"Not only have I come back to life, I can see things with my blind eyes, but I have also become very good-looking!"
The smile on the face of the village man could not be concealed at all, and his mouth was crooked.
"You don't know, wow, her little hand that sticks out of the soil is called a white tender! I thought it was someone who occupied my mother-in-law's grave, hahahaha! ”
“……”
Why do you still think about such a terrifying thing?
Chen Yi's eyes moved slightly.
Thinking of the abnormality of the corpse that he saw on the back of the village man that day, he had probably guessed the mystery inside.
But I still have to make sure.
"Donor, listen to you say this, your wife came back from the dead, her eyes regained her sight, and her appearance became more beautiful, although it was bizarre, but it should be a good thing, the little monk was also very happy to see you, but I don't know why the donor came to find the little monk?"
"Little master, I thought it was a good thing,"
Murahan clapped his hands, and his face showed a little annoyance: "But this mother-in-law is alive, but she is evil!" ”
Huang Daozong couldn't help but interject again: "Evil? ”
Murahan said: "You want to wow, it's not easy for me to get a mother-in-law, she died, I became a widower, this month, but I panicked!" ”
“……”
Several men from the Zodiac Sect had an epiphany when they heard this, and exchanged a knowing look with each other.
Sure enough, Murahan continued: "It's okay now, my mother-in-law is not only alive, but also good-looking, I can't help but hug her when I take her back home!" ”
“……”
Rao is several men are veterans in their thirties and forties, and they are speechless.
You're the same as taking it hot......
It's all so mad......
"Boom!"
Ruan Nanzhu's face darkened, he took a sip and turned around.
Under the speechless and expectant gazes of several men, the village Han disappointed them: "I hugged her and wanted to take off my clothes, but I didn't expect this mother-in-law to give me a big-eared scraper!" Hiss~"
He covered his face, as if it was still in pain.
"Why!"
Huang Daozong couldn't help but shout out, and then found a group of people looking at him with strange eyes, and coughed dryly: "Cough, I'm just curious, aren't they husband and wife?" This and this...... Part never to meet again...... No, yes, it's a reunion after death...... It's not right, hey, that's what it means anyway, of course you have to be happy, why are you still beaten? ”
"Whew!"
The prickly man snorted disdainfully from between his teeth.
"Who's to say it isn't?"
Murahan slapped his thigh: "At that time, I was hairy, your mother-in-law just died once, so you dared to do something to the man in the family?" It's the other way around! I want to beat her up when I raise my hand! ”
Then she was scared and cried, I thought, this woman is usually very rude, don't say crying, I haven't heard her whisper, but now crying, that's really ...... What do the scholars in the city say? Me, I...... What's the matter? ”
Murahan slapped his thigh again: "Oh, I'll fry tarpon!" That's right, it's me frying tarpon! ”
“……”
God, why do I fry tarpon......
Why don't you eat tomatoes......
"These scholars are also interesting, why does this fried fish have anything to do with this? Anyway, that's what it means, when I see her crying, I can't do it,"
"Then this mother-in-law became ill, saying that she is not my mother-in-law!"
"I'm sure, this woman must be evil, otherwise how could she cry? also said that it was not my mother-in-law, and it was not my mother-in-law who crawled out of my mother-in-law's coffin, why wasn't it my mother-in-law? ”
"I was hairy again, white and good-looking, so I didn't want to follow me? That's not going to work, it's going to have to be beaten! I'm beaten, I'll be beaten if I cry again! ”
The village man said viciously.
made Ruan Nanzhu grit his teeth with hatred.
But others could still see that he was distressed.
Obviously, it's not as heartless as it seems, but I still care about my mother-in-law.
"But she just kept crying, crying and saying over and over again that she was not my mother-in-law, but the daughter of a family surnamed Wang in Leigong Village!"
Murahan was annoyed: "How can you say that's possible? Can't I recognize my own mother-in-law? Then Lei Gong Village is hundreds of miles away from our village, I have never been there in my life, how can people there become my mother-in-law? ”
She also said that she was not married, and asked endlessly, how did she get here, and where are her parents and sisters?
"Little master, tell me, isn't this an evil and a demon?"
The village man hurriedly said: "Little master, I know that you have the ability, otherwise you wouldn't have told me so much, I beg you, help me exorcise evil spirits for my mother-in-law, I heard that monks are the best at doing this!" ”
“……”
Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief before he said, "Donor, have you ever gone to Naleigong Village to investigate, is there really such a family surnamed Wang?" ”
Murahan said: "How can I have that kung fu? Hundreds of miles to Lei Gong Village, the road is still separated by the Leize Lake, but it is difficult to walk miles, I am afraid that it will not take a month to go back and forth, and I still need to check this? It's clear that the mother-in-law is evil, nonsense! ”
Chen Yi shook his head with a smile, and didn't mean to explain to him, he turned back to the ten named disciples and said, "Which of you would like to go to Lei Gong Village and investigate to see if the family surnamed Wang really has a person, and if there is indeed a daughter?" ”
Several people looked at each other, and some people looked left and right to pretend to be dumb.
As I said just now, the village is hundreds of miles away, this is not the world, when can you walk on a pair of legs?
And during this time, they also learned a little about the environment here.
In this old forest where Lanruo Temple is located, it is not a safe place, the evil door is tight, don't have a life to go, no life to return.
Chen Yi was not in a hurry, his eyes swept over their faces one by one.
"I'll go."
Ruan Nanzhu suddenly stood up unexpectedly.
"Teacher Ruan, ...... you" The little old man was slightly stunned.
Ruan Nanzhu said: "I'm also very curious about this, and if it comes back from the dead, it's really not his wife...... Hum! ”
She glared at the village man, and the malice was self-evident.
knows that she has a grudge against this village man to beat women.
Tsk, this woman's heart......
"It's fine."
Chen Yi didn't say anything, nodded, and beckoned, "Whoa, come here." ”
Then they saw a fat cat appear.
They recognized that the fat cat had been in the mountains, either eating or sleeping every day.
"Just let it send you."
Chen Yi spoke, even if he was reluctant, he had to listen, his head shook, and he changed his true body.
A majestic white tiger frightened the village man and rolled over twice.
Several other people watched Ruan Nanzhu ride away on a white tiger, and they couldn't help but regret a little, especially Huang Daozong.
It turned out to be such a way to go, I knew that he would rob it!
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