Chapter 714: Immature Little Thoughts (Plus More Asking for a Monthly Pass!!) )
Poisoning is naturally also a technical job.
It's not just about getting to the right place, it's about getting to the right time.
The two of them lay down on the table and walked cautiously in the direction of the giantess, patiently looking for an opportunity to poison them.
They didn't dare to follow too closely, after all, the giantess had three heads and six eyes, and they didn't dare to say that there were no dead ends in all aspects, but if they were absolutely not careful, they might be discovered by the giantess.
I saw Song Xingxue's ghost head poking out half of his head, leaning over to the wall to take a look.
I saw that the giantess was still rummaging around for the traces of the two, muttering as she looked for it: "No, someone obviously came in, where is it?" ”
After rummaging for a while, he found no trace, and his face was full of distress.
But she still didn't give up, and when she saw a pile of clothes on the side, her heart moved, and she immediately turned around.
"Boom! Rumble! ”
Suddenly, the huge feet stepped on the ground, and when they walked, they saw a strong wind sweeping around.
Song Xingxue hurriedly retracted his head.
Covering her eyes with her hands, she scolded: "Damn, this girl hasn't washed her feet for a long time, this smell, spicy eyes!" ”
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside and pinched his nose: "It's enough!" I think this is a cancer in itself! Are you sure your thing is working on her? ”
"Of course! The more poisonous she is, the better, after all, my sad and depressed people are in the gap between yin and yang, the more poisonous she is, the better the effect. ”
Song Xingxue patted his chest and reassured.
While the two were talking, the giantess rummaged through her pile of clothes for a long time, and messy things flew around.
Such as greasy underwear, blackened bottoms, moldy socks, etc., one by one by the giantess grabbed and shook violently.
After determining which guys had slipped in, he suddenly scolded in annoyance after ignoring the wonderful hiding place of his underwear
"Bastard, come out of the little mouse, don't hide, get out of here!!"
"Boom ......"
All of a sudden, all kinds of tables and chairs flew wildly, smashing the ground and shaking the mountains.
Perhaps after tossing this effort, the giantess was also a little tired, and walked into the kitchen scolding.
Seeing this, the eyes of the two lit up: "The opportunity has come!" ”
Immediately ordered a small step, and followed the giantess to the kitchen.
In the kitchen, the giantess approached the kitchen and came to the huge water tank.
"Bastard, don't let me find you, or you'll be in good hands!"
She snorted and shouted, and casually opened the lid of the tank, and poured a bowl of water out of the tank.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue glanced at each other, only to see Ding Xiaoyi taking a brisk step, and his figure jumped over the side of the giantess like lightning.
"Who!"
The giantess was stunned and immediately turned around, although the black shadow flashed quickly, she still caught the clues.
Six huge eyeballs couldn't help but converge in the pair of sundries in the corner.
"Hey, baby, I've got you!"
As he spoke, he put down the bowl in his hand and turned towards the corner.
At the moment when she turned around, Song Xingxue had quietly climbed onto the stove, carefully bowed her body, and looked at the bowl of water not far away.
His eyes narrowed into a slit, and he glanced back at the giantess's back.
I saw that she was facing away from herself, desperately rummaging in the corner for Ding Xiaoyi's traces.
Suddenly, I saw all kinds of debris flying sideways.
"And where? Hurry up and come out, little baby, I will love you well!! ”
The woman screamed with excitement.
Just listening to the voice, she could feel the deformed excitement in her heart, as if she was about to crumple a blank piece of paper into a ball of paper and then tear it apart.
Song Xingxue, who listened to it, stood up with a chill all over his body, and thought: "It's okay, fortunately, I'm in charge of poisoning!" ”
Thinking of this, he whispered to himself: "Brother, you can hold on, in case you are accidentally caught, you can get rid of her, hehehehehe......"
At the end, he couldn't help but grin evilly.
Immediately, he walked quietly to the large bowl full of water and took out the bottle in his hand.
I saw a strange fragrance quietly overflowing from the bottle.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Thinking of the hesitation that came to his heart when the giantess grabbed Ding Xiaoyi with one hand and drank the water in the bowl in one gulp, Song Xingxue suddenly had an indescribable sense of achievement in his heart.
As soon as he threw it away, he threw the bottle in his hand directly into the bowl, anyway, this small bottle, for the giantess's bloody mouth, was just an inconspicuous glass slag.
However, just as he was about to slip away, a strong sense of uneasiness suddenly hit him behind him, causing him to stiffen all over.
Stiffening her neck and quietly turning her head, she saw that the giantess was already facing away from her.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, but at this moment, the giantess's hand slowly stretched out and gently brushed the long hair on the back of her head.
Suddenly, a hideous cyan face appeared in front of him, the gray-white eyeballs stared straight at him, and a smile of excitement rose on his face: "Caught you!!"
"Shhh!! I'm slot! ”
With a breath of cool air, Song Xingxue instantly felt that most of the blood in his body was cold.
Scream and run.
But although he moved quickly, he couldn't stand the giantess's preparations, six arms were spread, and his big hands grabbed it, as if the sky was in the net.
"Escape!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Song Xingxue hurriedly pinched the Dharma seal, and his figure turned into a streamer and was about to fly out from between his fingers.
However, as soon as he flew out of the gap, as soon as he looked up, he was shocked to see the giantess with a bloody mouth, blowing a breath towards him.
In an instant, the smell of fishy smell came to my face.
Song Xingxue just smelled it, and immediately the whole person spun around, opening his mouth and vomiting.
I screamed in my heart, this smell is worse than the sewer.
Before he could come back to his senses, he was grabbed by a big greasy hand in the palm of his hand.
"Hahaha, among the people who poisoned me, you are the fastest, but no one told you that I grew up eating poison??"
The giantess laughed, caught the little mouse that slipped in, and her mood suddenly became better, she picked up the bowl of water on the stove, drank it cleanly in one gulp, and didn't forget to smash it after drinking: "It tastes quite delicious." ”
As he spoke, he wiped the water stains from the corners of his mouth with his big hand, and grabbed Song Xingxue and left the kitchen.
It was only after the giantess left that Ding Xiaoyi's figure gradually emerged from the shadows.
It turned out that as soon as he rushed into that corner, he chose to be invisible for the first time, and quickly escaped from there, hiding in an inconspicuous place and waiting.
I never thought that the giantess actually had three heads and four faces.
This was really unexpected.
Seeing Song Xingxue being arrested, thinking of his embarrassed appearance, he couldn't help but gloat and thought: "Old Song, it's not me who hurt you, I hope your poison is really as you said, and it will take effect as soon as possible!" ”
But will it really work?
Thinking of the appearance of the talented giantess who knew that Song Xingxue was drugged in the water, and drank it all in one gulp unscrupulously, Ding Xiaoyi seriously doubted that she would be poisoned?
It is better to rely on others than on yourself.
Instead of pinning your hopes on Song Xingxue's unreliable poison, it is better to find a way for yourself.
It's just that even if he has stealth skills, he doesn't dare to get too close to the giantess.
This girl is too thief, the devil knows if there are other hole cards, if he is caught again, it will really be a gutter capsizing.
After thinking about it, Ding Xiaoyi felt that it was easiest to start with poisoning.
But what do you have?
He began to rummage in the belly of the meat ball, and couldn't help but regret a little in his heart, he knew that today, he shouldn't have let the old Taoist priest throw the poisonous incense burner into the weak water.
"Hey, it's so poisonous that you hate it when you use it!"
He rummaged through it, but he couldn't find anything poisonous, but he found a lot of messy things.
"Huh! Wait, this thing ......."
At this time, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly took out a bag of tea leaves from the mouth of the meat ball.
This tea is called Bingbi snail, and it was the last time I was in the valley with Chubby, and when I met the cuckold couple, I felt that it was not bad to drink, so I simply asked for more. (from Chapter 649)
Although Chubby said that this tea is the world's first-class aphrodisiac, it is a special trait, and it has no effect at all after drinking.
But if a woman drinks too much, she will feel cold all over her body and make it difficult to move.
After I got it back, I was worried that the big head and Chen Lao would drink it by mistake, so I kept hiding it in the belly of the meat ball, and after a long time, I was about to forget it.
Thinking of this, his heart suddenly moved, and his eyes looked at the empty bowl not far away,
I still have an immature little thought in my heart......