Chapter 15: The Most Awkward Combination in History Is Born
15 of the most embarrassing combinations in history were born
The first day was uneventful.
The next day was uneventful.
Day 3......
Wei Gospel can finally breathe a sigh of relief, feeling that Yang Longfei is not bad, when they are at home, they should fight and make trouble and tear each other down, but at school he still knows how to be measured, and he sits honestly in his place, neither looking at her nor looking at the blackboard, self-absorbed, and decadently lying on the table to meet Zhou Gong.
The two of them pretended not to know each other at school, which was the best, Wei Gospel thought secretly.
At the beginning of the new semester, Zhao Huaide rearranged the seats according to his height, Wei Gospel sat in the penultimate row by the window, and Yang Longfei's seat was next to the last row of the other wall in the classroom.
Although he was 108,000 miles apart, every time he entered the classroom, he didn't go back to his seat directly, but stepped onto the podium, walked unhurriedly through the window aisle to the back of the classroom, and then turned around in a chic way and returned to his seat.
For his unworthy behavior, "showing off" Wei Gospel thought indignantly.
Obviously, Yang Longfei is very popular, he has something to do, immediately caused the whole class of girls to scream, ten minutes between classes, the girls in the next class will run to the back door of the classroom to look at him from a distance, blushing, and running back to the classroom satisfied.
Zhao Huaide was unusually tolerant of Yang Longfei's behavior of sleeping in class, not beating or scolding, and not even persuading him bitterly.
Wei Gospel thought: This is not because Yang Longfei is more loved by the teachers, but the teachers here are not strict with their students from other places.
Thinking of this, Wei Gospel's heart ached faintly, an excellent person like him still can't get the recognition of the locals, it is difficult to fit in, the two of them are connected by the same fate, they are outliers in this school, because of this reason, Wei Gospel unconsciously regards Yang Longfei as his own person, sharing blessings and difficulties.
At the end of the first class, Wei Gospel lowered his head to sort out his schoolbag, and was about to take out the books for the next class to preview, Sun Tingting came over mysteriously and knocked on her desk gently, Wei Gospel looked up at her.
Sun Tingting cautiously glanced at Yang Longfei from the corner of her eye, and said in shock: "Wei Gospel, what is your impression of the new boy in our class?"
Just ask this, Wei Gospel looked sideways at Yang Longfei, who expected that he was also looking here, his eyes met unexpectedly, as if he had been caught doing something bad, and suddenly withdrew his gaze, thinking about the unbelievable things he did during the summer vacation, he shook his head, and said with a weak heart: "I don't know, I don't know."
Curious, he asked, "Why did you ask him?"
Sun Tingting's tone couldn't hide the excitement in her heart, and she said in a low voice: "Don't you think he looks more handsome than all the boys in our class combined?"
Wei Gospel burst out laughing: "Your statement is very wonderful, it's the first time I've heard of it, you tell me, how to add up the faces of the boys in our class!" Wouldn't he be a monster then! ”
Sun Tingting rubbed her temples and Wei Fuxin got closer, as if she was afraid that others would hear her, and whispered: "I'll tell you a secret, you must not tell others." ”
Wei Fuxin smiled: "Don't worry, I will keep my mouth shut."
"There are several girls in our class who secretly write love letters to Yang Longfei." Sun Tingting turned her head and glanced at Yang Longfei cautiously, the corners of Yang Longfei's mouth rose slightly, as if she knew that they were discussing him.
Sun Tingting's face was full of clouds, and she said softly: "There are several girls in our class who have a crush on him."
Wei Gospel coughed lightly and said, "We should focus on our studies now."
Sun Tingting's soul has run away from the clouds.
Wei Gospel felt that it was his duty to help his good friend get lost, so he grabbed her shoulder and shook it: "Wake up, don't be fooled by his appearance, maybe he will be ruined."
"How so!" Sun Tingting tried her best to defend: "Born from the heart, he is so good-looking, and he must be kind-hearted."
Wei Gospel let go of the hand that was grabbing her shoulder, Sun Tingting was still chattering on the side, she sighed deeply, covered her ears with her hands, and didn't want to hear a word about Yang Longfei.
"What's wrong with you?" Sun Tingting said curiously.
"It's okay, I have a headache."
"Do you know where he lives?" Sun Tingting's fingertips tapped on the tabletop, slightly uneasy.
"No, I don't know." Wei Gospel shook his head vigorously.
As soon as the second period ended, Li Li quickly ran to Wei Gospel, seemed to have something important, and said breathlessly, "Do you know?"
Wei Gospel couldn't cry or laugh, and usually asked, "You know what?" "Then the other party must not know, this opening sentence is so cold.
"I don't know." Wei Gospel said.
Li Li was very satisfied with her answer, hid a smile, and said, "The class flower in the next class confessed to Yang Longfei."
"Oh" Wei Gospel's reaction was surprisingly calm, and he didn't feel a fuss, his appearance, even if he didn't take the initiative to attract bees and butterflies, those "butterflies" would swarm after him, seeing that she didn't react, Li Li was dumbfounded and said: "What do you think about this."
"That girl is brave." Wei Gospel raised his eyes to look at her.
"Don't you want to know?"
"Know what?
"I know how Yang Longfei answered."
"Not at all." Wei Gospel replied honestly.
This was not the result Li Li wanted, she grabbed Wei Gospel's shoulders with both hands, shook it vigorously, and said slightly angrily: "He agreed, he actually agreed?"
"Li Li, let go, you're about to shake my body apart...... Alright, alright, I got it. Wei Gospel said dizzily.
Li Li put her hand off her shoulder and said sluggishly: "The two of them are quite a good match together, talented and beautiful."
Wei Gospel patted her on the shoulder and comforted, "Don't worry, they won't last long."
"What if they get married?"
Wei Gospel couldn't help but want to laugh, she was thinking about it quite long-term.
"You can get divorced if you get married."
After the third period, Sun Tingting and Li Li came to her together, Wei Gospel was a little overwhelmed, fell on the table, and said, "You two spare me, can you not mention Yang Longfei to me again, this morning, my head is big."
Although it is said that the arrival of new students often causes a lot of sensation in the class, it makes no sense that she is involved.
Sun Tingting and Li Li were both stunned, glanced at each other, stepped forward, and one of them pulled one of Wei Gospel's arms, and said with a smile: "Let's go, the fourth physical education class."
Wei Gospel will be wrong and say sorry again and again.
Compared with those students who love physical education class, Wei Gospel does not like physical education class, she is naturally weak, the long jump has never exceeded one meter, she is out of breath when she runs two steps, and she does not exercise if she can not exercise.
The physical education teacher is black and thin, looks a little malnourished, and it seems that he will fall down when he pushes it, although he teaches physical education, Wei Gospel likes him in his heart.
The physical education teacher is the husband of the female principal of the primary school, and for this alone, Wei Gospel is very grateful to him, Li Yuehua said that the female principal of the primary school is one of the few good people she knows, she does not look down on her, she is good to everyone, and she speaks politely.
When Wei Gospel was in the fifth grade, her family had no money, and the headmistress waived most of her borrowing fees.
Wei Fuhai and Li Yuehua didn't know how to be grateful, and every New Year's holiday, they would take advantage of the middle of the night to catch a few fish from the fish pond and send them to the headmistress.
The kind-hearted headmistress felt that it was not easy enough for this big family, and she didn't want to accept their gifts, but Wei Fuhai and Li Yuehua felt that she had helped so much that they didn't want to send something. Like them, some students from other places can't afford to pay the tuition, and either drop out of school or go back to their hometown, and the four of their sisters and brothers have been able to go up to now, and the female principal has helped a lot, and Wei Gospel has firmly remembered it in his heart.
She thought to herself: It would be great if the female principal went to the junior high school, obviously, the male principal of the junior high school now does not eat this set, it is not a matter that can be solved by a few fish, no matter the book fee or the borrowing fee, it cannot be less.
When he heard that the daughter of a physical education teacher was studying in Japan, he should be very proud.
"Hello classmates." The PE teacher blew the whistle.
The crowd shouted, "Hello teacher!"
Boys and girls stand in two rows according to their height, with boys standing behind girls.
It's still the old rule, the physical education teacher asked the students to run around the 400-meter playground twice, warm up first, and run down the 800-meter run, Wei Gospel was already sweating profusely with his legs, supporting his knees with his hands, and standing in the girls' team panting.
With a "tick ......", the physical education teacher whistled unexpectedly and said, "The female student stands in place and moves freely, and the male student follows me to the equipment room to get a mat."
The boys screamed, jumped up excitedly, and rushed towards the equipment room on the first floor.
A minute later, the boys dragged a sponge cushion similar to a single bed and rushed in, happy as fools.
As instructed, the sponge mats are neatly laid out on the ground in a row, with an arm's length between each mat.
Physical education teachers have always asked them to run around the playground twice, and then disband, free activities, so in physical education class, it is basically the girls in groups chatting about gossip, who fell in love with whom, who broke up with whom, and the boys held the football to show their skills on the playground, and they had to make themselves disgraced and sweat.
Today, the physical education teacher is unusual, and gives them a physical education class seriously, everyone is still a little unaccustomed, curiously looking at the sponge mat, looking at each other.
The physical education teacher clapped his hands and said, "Teach everyone sit-ups today."
Everyone held their breath.
"You, come here." The physical education teacher casually pointed to a skinny boy standing at the front of the line, although he was a seventh-grade student, looking shorter than a primary school student, with a messy curly hair, small eyes, a small nose, and smaller hands. He stretched out his right hand tremblingly, ready to accept the teacher's ring ruler, but Zhao Huaide looked at his hand and sighed: "Zhao Zhizhi, Zhao Zhizhi, I am reluctant to fight if your hand is small."
Zhao Zhizhi suddenly seemed to be unprepared, and was stunned for a while, standing in place and not daring to move.
A boy next to him who was a little taller than him pushed him hard, pushed him out, and snickered: "Zhao Zhizhi, the teacher called you."
Zhao Zhizhi cowered and walked to the sponge mat, his head hanging low, as if he had done something wrong and was waiting for the teacher's punishment.
The PE teacher looked at him, crouched down on the edge of a mat in the middle, patted the mat with one hand, and said, "Lie down."
The whole class "......", Zhao Zhizhi was embarrassed by the "", reached out and touched his head, but did not dare to disobey the teacher's instructions, and lay down on the sponge mat slowly, a few boys covered their mouths and laughed secretly, they coaxed, but it was really their turn to coax.
Zhao Zhizhi was sweating profusely and lay straight on the mat.
"Reach the edge of the mat with your feet." The physical education teacher said loudly, Zhao Zhizhi looked a little restrained in front of everyone, twisting around on the mat like a bug, and sticking his feet out of the mat.
The physical education teacher said: "The students are optimistic, I will explain to you a few steps to pay attention to when doing sit-ups, and we will practice in pairs later."
The physical education teacher grabbed Zhao Zhizhi's ankles with both hands and said loudly: "Like this, a person is lying on his back on a mat with his legs together, bent, slightly open, hip-width apart, and his feet flat on the ground." As he spoke, he asked Zhao Zhizhi to demonstrate, saying, "Like this classmate, your body is completely close to the ground, and your hands are crossed behind your head."
Zhao Zhizhi posed according to the teacher's request, and his face was flushed, similar to the fish lying on the cutting board.
The PE teacher patted his calf and said, "Inhale, exhale, slowly curl your body upward, your forehead touches your knees, and your buttocks don't leave the ground."
"Do you understand, one classmate is lying on the mat, and another classmate, like me, squatting outside the mat and holding his ankles, do you understand......
"Understood." Everyone said in unison.
"Good."
After the explanation, the physical education teacher clapped his hands and stood up, and said to Zhao Zhizhi who was lying on the mat, "Okay, let's go back."
Zhao Zhizhi jumped up from the mat all of a swoop, he felt as if he was naked for his classmates to admire, and his face was red.
The PE teacher reconfirmed: "Students, do you understand?"
"Understood!" Everyone replied in unison.
"Good!" The physical education teacher said excitedly: "The students are divided into groups of two to lie on the mat and start practicing."
As soon as the words fell, the students circled in place like ants on a hot pot, looking for their companions, every time they encountered this kind of grouping situation, whose popularity was good, everyone would first find the best relationship with their classmates to form a team, although most of the students have known since elementary school, who is what virtue has long been well known, but there is a difference between men and women, everyone tacitly, boys and boys in a group, girls and girls in a group.
Wei Gospel came back to her senses from exhaustion, she didn't have many good friends, and wanted to go to Sun Tingting to team up, and saw Sun Tingting and Li Li standing hand in hand in front of a mat, looking at her apologetically.
Wei Gospel smiled at them.
She turned around, intending to look for any girls who had not been successfully matched, and her eyes swept over the girls in the row in front of her, and she was surprised to find that all the girls had partners, and they stood hand in hand, leaving her alone.
Only then did I realize that the girls in the class were singular.
"Students, are you ready?" Forty-five minutes had passed for the most part, and the physical education teacher began to urge, he looked at the stopwatch on his wrist and said, "There are still fifteen minutes, everyone hurry up and practice."