Chapter 299: A complaint from a woman who debuted in the last century
Cai Wenli walked on the stage.
"Hello everyone, I'm Cai Wenli."
Cai Wenli is in her fifties, and she is basically seen on some music programs and talent shows on weekdays, and she herself was also known for her literary criticism in "Super Voice", and everyone really doesn't know what she will say about the way young people speak like "Tucao Pie".
The audience gave Cai Wenli encouraging applause.
"I am a woman who debuted in the last century, and when I debuted, everyone said that I was a goddess of the whole people......"
The scene burst into laughter.
"Don't laugh, what I'm saying is true, what? Can't find it on the Internet? I didn't have the Internet at that time! ”
The era when there was no Internet was really long enough, everyone laughed when they heard Cai Wenli's self-questioning and self-answering.
"Li Shuai said that I came to this show because I had no money, hehe, just kidding, how many shows have I been a judge for so many years, will I have no money?"
Cai Wenli said this proudly, and immediately continued: "Those who say that I have no money don't know how much the program team gives to the judges as hush money!" Otherwise, how do you think Lin Li won the championship? ”
Cai Wenli's words obviously implied that Lin Li had an inside story in the game, this is where Lin Li has been hacked all along, Li Shuai also specially asked Lin Li because of this sentence, Lin Li said that he had no taboos, no matter how he complained and joked, Li Shuai dared to write this sentence.
Cai Wenli's words were very bold, satirizing the inside story of the talent show, and ridiculing Lin Li, the scene effect was very good, and everyone cheered.
Cai Wenli said with a smile: "Actually, the champion should be Wu Ruobing, so my vision is fine, it's you, Ruobing." ”
Wu Ruobing just complained that Cai Wenli's vision was not as good as herself, Cai Wenli's words not only maintained her own face, proved that her vision was fine, but also praised Wu Ruobing, because during the competition, Cai Wenli liked Wu Ruobing very much, but she just damaged Lin Li.
But now that many months have passed since the competition, although the news of the shady scene was very loud at the beginning, after so long, everyone is not interested in mentioning this shady thing anymore, and no matter what, Lin Li's performance is worthy of the title of champion.
"Everyone knows that I like Wu Ruobing, but few people know why I like Wu Ruobing, because ...... I love the song "Sweet and Sour is Me"! ”
Everyone laughed when they heard this.
The song "Sweet and Sour is Me" was sung by Wu Ruobing, but it was actually Lin Li's song, Cai Wenli said this, obviously because of Lin Li's favorite Wu Ruobing.
Wu Ruobing was very embarrassed, and the others slapped their chairs with laughter.
"Satan, I'm sorry, I don't play games, I don't know you, when the people in the program team introduced me, I thought I was stupid......"
When everyone heard Cai Wenli say this, they all burst out laughing, and even Satan was dumbfounded.
"I'm wondering if a fool can be on this show? As a result, when I saw that there were Li Shuai, Chi Zi, Bi Xuan among the guests, and the host was still Zhang Shaokun, I knew I was wrong, not that fools can be on this show, but that this show is completely prepared for fools! ”
The audience burst into laughter, and these words not only brought Satan and the guests in, but also hacked the audience, and everyone naturally laughed.
I really dare to say this issue.
Everyone also noticed that Li Shuai and Chi Zi were indeed learning the lessons of the previous season, and the words they wrote were much bolder than the previous issues.
In the past, there would definitely be no shady guest competitions and such lines mocking the audience.
But the audience of this show is different from other shows, the more you ridicule, the more immersive and interactive the audience will see, and the more enthusiastic the applause will be.
"Everybody says what Satan is...... DC, I don't know, so I asked my grandson, what is ADC, my grandson said it is AD, the meaning of Carry, I was even more confused, so I asked him what is AD, what is Carry? He said what kind of physical damage is AD, and Carry means rhythmic, so I asked what physical damage is and what is rhythmic...... Then the two of us had the longest grandfather and grandson conversation in our lives. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard it, it was very picturesque, as if they saw their ancestors who were very curious about learning and asked them for new technology but couldn't understand it, and it was really difficult for an old man who debuted in the last century to understand the terminology of online games now.
"Bi Xuan, director of bad movies, but I don't think so, no one will take the initiative to make bad movies, he just didn't find a suitable starring role, Director Bi, look at me, more than ten years of judges, my acting skills are absolutely first-class, next time I look for me in filming, it will be absolutely hot!"
Cai Wenli once again blackened herself, saying that she deserved to be a judge who had exercised her acting skills, and she was obviously talking about shady things in the show, and everyone laughed wildly when they heard it.
"Satan, playing games professionally, this was unthinkable when I debuted, why? Because there were no online games at that time......"
The scene burst into laughter, and everyone didn't expect that Cai Wenli, who is literary and elegant on weekdays, complained about herself and became black, which was really amazing.
"Let's talk about the main coffee of this issue, Lin Li, everyone knows him, I like Lin Li very much, do you know why?"
How did everyone know what Cai Wenli would say, and they all shook their heads and said they didn't know.
"The reason is very simple, if you think about Pan Ke, Lin Li is not controlled at all on the show, which makes the judges a high-risk profession, and the appearance fee, hush money and medical insurance given by the program team are much better than before!"
"If there are more people like Lin Li in the talent show, I think the judges' treatment will at least double."
When everyone heard this, they all burst into laughter when they thought that Pan Ke had been scolded by Lin Li.
Cai Wenli laughed for a while, suddenly became serious, and said: "But this matter is just talking, Lin Li is Lin Li, there will be no second one, after all, ...... I told the director of the psychiatric hospital that there would be no other people who had not been cured in the future. ”
Everyone thought that Cai Wenli was going to praise Lin Li, but when such a sentence came, they all burst out laughing.
"Hello everyone, I'm Cai Wenli, thank you."
After Cai Wenli finished speaking, she walked over and hugged Lin Li, and said, "I'm sorry." ”
Lin Li smiled and said, "You are humble. ”
This bull's answer to the horse's mouth is also very comedic, as if holding a grudge, and everyone at the scene laughed when they heard it.
After Cai Wenli went back, Zhang Shaokun came up.
"Teacher Cai, I didn't say you, what you said was very good, why did you end up in front of Lin Li? What an apology! Now that he's not on the talent show, you don't have to be afraid of him! ”
Everyone laughed, Zhang Shaokun said to the audience after speaking: "Everyone also understands Mr. Cai, it is not easy for others, Pan Ke has learned from the past, she doesn't apologize, Lin Li said that he can't wait to sing and scold him again." ”
Cai Wenli sat in the guest seat and nodded desperately, as if she had found a soulmate.
The audience laughed.
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