Chapter 241: Reincarnation of a pig
"Brother Yu, don't be impatient, hehe!"
Chen Jun gave Yu Le an arch of his hand with a grin. The corners of Yu Le's mouth grinned, I don't even have a physical body, can I not be irritable?
Besides, you two are blind, and you are clearly a hot, fleshy, elastic, tall and mighty handsome guy in front of you, is it fake?
Or you touch it.
Uh, you can't let two obscene old men touch it, but it's okay for Sun Xiaoliu to touch it......
"You two pickled talents!How could Brother Yu be fake?!" Sun Xiaoliu has already started it, and it feels good, except that there is not much hair.
But you can't blame it all, no one is perfect.
"It's not that Brother Yu's current body is fake, but that after Brother Yu's death, he can perfectly reshape his body. The physical body is not really important to the brother, and it is not the basis or essential condition for judging the state of the brother. Shang Tong lowered his eyebrows and patiently explained, and his language logic was also much stronger than Chen Tong's.
Yu Le nodded, this is about the same.
Well, it doesn't sound like a good thing, it doesn't seem like there's something wrong.
Otherwise, I'll give myself a knife?
This is the kind of fearlessness that has no fear!
"You mean, I hang casually, and if I hang up, I can be resurrected in situ with full blood?" Yu Le couldn't think clearly for a while, but he also felt that things would not be so simple.
"Reshaping the flesh is the duty of the Heavenly Court, how to do it, where to do it, and who to do it, we don't know these things, but we have heard some legends. After all, Brother Shang and I are too far from that level. Looking back, Brother Yu can consult with people in the system such as Nezha or the Giant Spirit God. Chen twisted his handful of beard and pondered for a while before saying, "According to my speculation, the physical body can be reshaped, but it is not immediately reshaped, and it should not be unconditionally reshaped." ”
Before ascending, Chen was in the wind and bones, and his long hair was elegant. After ascending, he was scraped off by Sister Pomegranate with a firewood knife, and his entire chin was blue and bloodstained.
Recently, the scattered people have been successful, and Chen Jian has regained his beard, after all, he can't do things firmly without hair on his mouth.
Well, when you stand in the clouds and look down on the earth, you are actually very handsome with your hands and long hair......
Well, Sister Pomegranate can't take care of these things anymore. Recalling the situation when Sister Pomegranate was alive, I really miss it a little.
Well, it would be better if she could practice shaving......
"You mean, make a report, and after approval, the relevant departments will arrange for remodeling?" Yu Le understood, but his face was a little bitter.
This means that fate is completely in the hands of others, and there is no chance of reincarnation?
I really want to be reincarnated as a pig!
Why?
Nothing, Lao Tzu is willing, you can control it!
"Exactly! The priesthood is controlled by Heavenly Court. Shang Yu's face was solemn.
Chen Tong and Shang Tong have lived a humbler life after ascending, but they are both heroes of the world, and they are both extremely wise people.
How many ascendants have there been throughout the ages?
In the fairy world, they have no resources, no opportunities, no information, and no vision, but they can't deny their potential to turn into dragons when they encounter a storm.
Sun Xiaoliu dealt with the two of them, in fact, it was just a force to reduce ten meetings, the official level crushed people to death, and his fists were bigger than the reason.
Yu Le treats them as openly as possible and has a stake in them. To put it simply, it is to follow my brother to have meat to eat, and when my brother is good, there is more meat.
If you play with them, I'm afraid you'll be played to death, and there's no scum left......
Yu Le has never felt that he is smart, since he is not smart enough, then work hard.
Well, those who know others are wise, and those who know themselves are wise. It is great ability to make good use of smart talents......
"According to your speculation, the gods can't absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and can only increase their power by absorbing merit coins?" asked Yu Le in a deep groan. Just now, Shang Tong and Chen Tuan also deduced from this characteristic that Yue Yue was the real deity.
"It is true that the gods cannot absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the issuance channels of merit coins are completely monopolized, and the data are all registered. Shang Yu replied in the affirmative.
"In fact, there are only a very small number of merit coins in the circulation field. Chen added.
Although Yu Le seems to have easily earned thousands of merit coins.
Well, Chen Shu's words are actually not very good, but Yu Le doesn't care about him.
"In other words, the level of God's ability is actually on the surface?" Yu Le frowned and pondered, "How do you feel that the gods are like a series of puppets?"
"It should be said that it is a community of interests. Shang Yu was also pondering.
At this time, the state of the three of them is not mature thinking or answering questions, but thinking in a divergent state, inspiring each other, brainstorming, and speculating on the truth behind known clues.
Sun Xiaoliu is an additive, not to mention the timing of participation, I can't understand it.
Tian Tou also has the consciousness of Tian Tou, Sun Xiaoliu quietly prepared the drinks and side dishes, and then stared at Yu Le with his hands on his cheeks, Brother Yu is so amazing!
Treating Chen Tuan and Shang Tong, Sun Xiaoliu is also a lot kinder, after all, these two goods are helping Yu Le think about the problem, and they will pour a glass of wine.
"This system seems to be a bit rigid, and even stability is overwhelming. According to the two of you, immortals should be difficult to start and upgrade, but there are infinite possibilities. God is the opposite. In the long run, the power of the immortals, if they get adventures and drugs, they will be above the gods. Surely God will not be willing to be restrained. Then the system may be challenged. Yu Le looked up at the sky, the sky was as blue as a wash, and a few white clouds were scattered.
For a while, it looked like an S-shape.
For a while, it looked like a Type B.
Yu Le suddenly felt that I, the only god in the world, had something to do with it?
Above the white clouds, it is completely impossible to see.
Fundamentally, I'm just a pawn.
The chess piece is thinking about who is playing the chess, or even who has set the board......
Well, it seems like a lot of thinking!
Well, it's so unpleasant to feel like you're at the mercy of others!
Yu Le looked dazed and his neck stiffened.
Shang Yu was silent, and Chen Yan sighed.
What is even more tragic than a chess piece, that is, it is not even qualified to be a chess piece......
"Yu Le, drink!" Sun Xiaoliu picked up the wine glass and handed it over.
Sun Xiaoliu didn't understand anything just now, but seeing Yu Le's expression at this time, he was inexplicably a little distressed.
Yu Le took the wine glass, smiled at Sun Xiaoliu, and drank it all.
Sun Xiaoliu hurriedly smiled, his face full of vividness. Yu Le touched Sun Xiaoliu's head.
Shang Tong and Chen Tong glanced at each other, and each drank silently.
"Brother Yu, the gods don't just rely on merit coins to increase their strength. After a few drinks, Shang Yu spoke again.
"Oh?"
"Incense, sacrifice. All the mental power condensed by worship can be absorbed by the gods, increasing their power and raising their level. Shang Yan slowly uttered a few new words.
"Oh?!" Yu Le's eyes lit up.
Shang Yu originally thought that Yu Le needed to understand it slowly, but he didn't think that he would understand it as soon as he heard it.
"After the immortal was isolated, although the incense and sacrifices still existed, they gradually declined. Earlier, praying for rain would be effective, and this was also the fundamental method for the gods to gather their followers. After the immortals are isolated, they will no longer be effective, and of course the believers will disperse, and the worship will be less. Therefore, the gods should also oppose the isolation of immortals. Shang Yu stated slowly.
"Why does the Heavenly Court isolate the immortals?" asked Yu Le.
Obviously, the immortals certainly did not want to be isolated. Not to mention the glory of the Ascended when he returns to the human realm. With so many disciples and grandchildren, it is likely that there will be ascenders, which can create a force.
What Shang Yu didn't know was that immortals should also be able to absorb telekinesis.
When Yu Le was in the underworld, he heard Niu Tou Ma Mian say that the thoughts of relatives can increase the ability of ghosts, and even wealth.
At the very least, you can absorb the telekinesis of your younger relatives.
But I'm not sure, or maybe only gods and ghosts are like this? After all, I just knew that gods and ghosts have the same origin, and they are different from immortals.
The merchant spread his hands.
Yu Le also understood that this question was a bit out of line.
Who knows......
"Other gods can't be effective, but Brother Yu can!" Chen Xuan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he was even very excited to do so.
Drums don't need to be hammered.
It's just a miracle, how simple it is!
Yu Le even instantly thought of a variety of ways to achieve magic and even manifest spirits.
Asking for children, asking for wealth, asking for officials, and punishing the wicked is just a gesture of effort.
Well, it's a little harder to have a child......
This is also the difference between Chen Tuan and Shang Tong, focusing on solving problems.
"Brother Yu, the law and order between heaven and earth, fundamentally speaking, is that strength is king after all, and a big fist speaks!" Chen Yan bit his lip, and his fist clenched underneath.
Yu Le had a toothache and looked at Chen Tong angrily and funny.
You're such a fool, aren't you really afraid that there will be no merit coins anymore?
Throughout the ages, the Yellow Spring has fallen, the three Qings are above, the Buddha Yama, I can't even reach the Tai Bai Xing.
A little finger is enough to twist my brother into powder, if not a solution.
Mmmm, you two bastards are too lazy to twist ......
You're actually pushing me to talk to people with your fists?
Judging from the analysis just now, there are really many problems in this immortal realm heavenly court and the immortal system.
There are certainly those who are unhappy with the status quo of the system.
If it is within the system, or if it wants to reform and improve, who wants to be controlled by others?
If it is outside the system, or if you want to overthrow and rebuild, divide the resources a little!
That's basically all there is to it.
Plus the chess piece of Yule, it is very likely to be related to this.
But we don't know who set up the pieces, how they are going to be played, and how they are considered to be won......
According to Chen Jun's bastard logic, this is to let my brother flip the chessboard?
Phew!
Yu Le didn't speak, his face was not funny, Shang Tong and Chen Tuan looked at each other and laughed at each other.
Shang Tong: It seems that there is such a loss and unreliability?
Chen Jun: If it can't be done, let's say otherwise, at least dare to think about it!
As a chess piece, Yu Le really didn't know what irreplaceable he had.
Even if there is a wish, maybe it's because my brother is handsome?
Well, that embarrassing divine order was just picked up by my brother from the gutter!
Thinking of this, Yu Le took out the embarrassing decree with his hand, "This, could it be the seal you just said?"
Since the gods have seals, I should have them too. And this is the only thing I got from the Tai Bai Xing.
In addition to communication, navigation, and teleportation, is there any other way to open the Edict of Embarrassment?
If you put it on your fat face, Guan Bao has the word "embarrassment......
"Brother Yu, can I get started?" Shang Yu took a closer look.
I've only heard of this thing. Of course, there is no Imperial Horse Supervisor, and the steward is actually not in the stream.
"Take it and see!" Yu Le handed the edict to Shang Yu.
Chen Jian also leaned over, and then took it again, and even carefully flicked it twice with his fingers.
Yu Le is angry and funny, although he doesn't know how to verify or open the seal, but he definitely didn't use a bullet.
"Hey, it's hot, it's hot!" Chen Jian suddenly became excited, and after playing, the embarrassment order actually got hot!
Chen Jun held the embarrassing divine order in both hands, like holding a piece of hot sweet potato that had just been baked, and carefully threw it up, but he didn't dare to throw it too high, what if it was broken again?