Chapter Twenty-Four: The Patterns of the Ancient Emperor (23)
"Therefore, I want to set up an honorary title, which is called 'foodie'." Lin Du shocked everyone again, why did the emperor like to invent his own words so much now? What a girl group, what a foodie.
"Your Majesty, what does 'foodie' mean?" The mighty general asked very bluntly.
Lin Du smiled slightly, "The so-called 'foodie' is someone who loves to eat. Our country needs to cultivate young people who love life, and loving food is the most important manifestation of loving life. If a person doesn't even care about eating, the people's physical fitness will decline, and their health will not be good, how can I expect them to build the country? ”
Everyone thinks that the emperor is a belly of fallacy and heresy.
Zuo Du Yushi couldn't help it and stood up: "Your Majesty, the gentleman doesn't pay attention to the appetite, you guide the whole country to pay attention to the appetite in this way, so aren't you afraid to cultivate a batch of wine bags and rice bags that have nothing to do and only know how to eat?" ”
"Teacher, you should keep up with the times. The ancients said: A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. It's the same when it comes to eating, the gentleman is delicious and takes it in a good way. Lin Du felt that he was ridiculous enough, and hoped that his luck would be lowered quickly.
"Since there is a way to take it, why doesn't Your Majesty go to court? Your Majesty is just indulging in appetite! Zuodu Yushi's eyes were scorching.
Lin Dui raised his forehead, why did he make trouble to the court again, "One yard is one yard." Teacher, don't confuse the public and change the subject. ”
Zuodu Yushi was so determined that he knelt down: "Your Majesty, if you still leave the dynasty tomorrow, then the old minister will cut himself off here today." It is a dereliction of duty to teach a king like you to be obsessed with food, and the old minister is sorry for the first emperor and the people of the world. ”
This old guy threatens me with addiction?
"Teacher, if you have something to say, drink milk tea, drink milk tea." Lin Du tried to appease Zuodu Yushi.
"Your Majesty, the former ministers have wronged Your Majesty, and we can understand that you are resigned, thunder, rain and dew are all gentlemen. We can understand that you want to stand up, but you can't go too far. Zuo Du Yushi's tone was majestic, as if he was still teaching his students, not His Majesty today.
After he said that, many ministers knelt down: "Your Majesty, if you don't go to court again, we will all cut ourselves off here today and follow the imperial history of Zuodu." ”
Lin Du frowned, she knew that the ancients could do such a thing.
At this time, Lu Zhaoqing's voice appeared in Lin Dui's mind: "Yes, the luck has been reduced by another twenty percent, and it seems that this kind of death advice has a good effect." ”
Lin Dui's eyes lit up, and she took another step closer to completing the task, "Everyone Aiqing is so worried about the government, I am very relieved." In that case, then tomorrow I will go to court. ”
"Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is wise!" Eventually, everyone stood up and returned to their seats.
Zuodu Yushi didn't expect the emperor to agree so quickly today, and he was a little uncomfortable. He thought it was going to be a long battle.
Lin Du already had a plan in her heart, even if she went to the court, she would have a way to continue.
"Okay, back to what I said, 'foodie'. This honorary title must be awarded to people who like to eat and are healthy and strong, and overeating is not recommended. Lin Duke didn't change the topic so easily by them.
is choosing a girl group again, and choosing foodies, while encouraging children to have children, and encouraging more meals, Lin Du feels that he must be the first person to cross the ancient and modern times. There are thousands of traversers, she must be the first emperor who doesn't engage in power schemes, doesn't fight battles, doesn't fall in love, and thinks about letting others scold her all day long.
"No." Lu Fuxin wrote it down, and as soon as the emperor's mouth touched his mouth on a whim, he really broke his leg.
"Go on, Aiqing. This venison is good. Lin Du felt that she would definitely be able to keep her mouth up for a few months here, she had never eaten such tender and juicy venison in so long a time in modern times.
"Your Majesty, after studying this food matter, should you pay attention to the harem and extend the heirs as soon as possible, this is also for the sake of the country's fortune. You issued a decree before that everyone should have more children, and you are a king, so you should lead by example. The Ministry of Rites said casually.
Concubine Shu is the daughter of the Ministry of Rites, and he blames himself for snubbing the beauty, "Aiqing, do you also want to be a beauty connoisseur like Wang Yanxiang?" It's not right, you should be a harem beauty manager. ”
"Your Majesty is angry. The minister lost his words. The Ministry of Rites Shangshu quickly knelt down, the emperor was not joking when he said this, he could let Wang Yanxiang and a prime minister choose a singer and dancer, and he would definitely be able to let himself manage the harem.
Although the others felt that what the emperor said was wrong, they had already given a dead admonition, and they couldn't jump out to oppose and die if the emperor said anything. So the crowd was silent.
Lin Du thought about it carefully, how about letting this person manage the harem for himself, he will definitely reduce his luck, but it doesn't seem to be good, how can this person be regarded as half an old man, how can he manage the harem beauties for himself? "I'm just joking, Aiqing doesn't have to be nervous."
"No." The Ministry of Rites returned to his seat and did not dare to look up again. No one dared to mention this matter again, for fear that the emperor would let him manage the harem.
"We're almost done, let's let the singing and dancing come up. Wang Yanxiang. Lin Du glanced at Wang Yanxiang.
Wang Yanxiang hurriedly stood up: "No." ”
It is worthy of the girls selected by the whole country, so in modern times, all of them can make their debut in the C position.
The phoenix bun is empty, and the waist is softer. Gently move the lotus step, the Han Palace Feiyan old romance. Urging the drum to taste Liangzhou, the partridge flew up the spring sleeves. The brocade was entangled, and Liu Lang mistook the willow before the wind.
There is a dance, which is very uniquely choreographed, and the girl who leads the dance is surrounded by screens.
The dancer started with two simple two flicks of her sleeves, and she could see Tingting's posture as the rhythm of the music changed, the wide sleeves flew like a sprinkled cloud, and the bead ring on her head swayed. The waist is as soft as a willow branch, the skirt is flying, the hair is flowing, the hairpin on the hair makes a crisp sound, the sleeves are fluttering, the feet are rotating more rapidly, and the skirt is like a pomegranate flower.
The crowd could not see her face, only the slender shadow, like the sun in the sky being cut into pieces, falling to the earth, and being imprinted on the screen.
After the dance, everyone was looking forward to the woman's appearance.
Lin Du knew that the more expectations he had, the more he lost. The person chosen by Wang Yanxiang, the girl who leads the dance must have a beautiful appearance, but this dance is so beautiful, no matter what kind of flower and moon appearance will seem a little insufficient. Everyone's aesthetics are different, and the slender figure under the screen carries all kinds of imagination, but if you open the screen, it will never satisfy all imagination.